Ying Yanyu rushed out of the vegetable market in one breath and ran to the edge of the park.
It was cool to run, but when he stopped, the pores of his whole body opened, and he kept sweating, and the 20 yuan he held in his hand was also wet.
It was scum and sticky.
He suddenly remembered the smell of cigarettes, and inserted the money into the roadside flower bed with a little disgust.
The vibrating sound of the mobile phone continued for a long time.
Ying Yanyu took it out of his pocket and saw that the six missed calls were all from Hu San.
With a swipe of his left hand, he swiped it, and put his right hand in front of his nose, and sniffed it disgustingly.
Not smelly.
...is it still fragrant?
I can't tell what it smells like, but the fragrance is a bit bitter. It smells very comfortable in summer, and my body is not so hot.
Ying Yanyu sat on a bench in the park like a mentally retarded person, clasped his right hand and sniffed hard.
The aunts and uncles who passed by for morning exercises saw that he was a little strange, and they couldn't help glancing to the right from the corner of their eyes.
There is a psychiatric hospital next to the park, which only cares about people and does not treat diseases.
Whoever is hopeless will go in.
"Hello, Brother Ying?" The call was finally connected.
Ying Yanyu wiped the sweat off his nose: "Ah, let's talk."
There was a smirk over there: "Just... isn't it your birthday today, everyone is here, are you coming?"
After speaking, both sides were silent.
Hu San was quite embarrassed, and smiled again: "Come on, some kindness from an old friend."
God damn it.
Ying Yanyu felt that he was sweating again in an instant, and he didn't know if it was because of anger or because he ran away just now.
"Okay, I'll throw up when the time comes, you remember to end it." He hung up after finishing speaking.
Hu San didn't have a chance to say "how come".
Ying Yanyu glanced at the money in the flower bed, took it out, shook the soil, and put it in his bag.
He got up to stop the car, reported the place name to the driver, and immediately gave him a meaningful look.
"Adult?" the driver asked him.
"It's done, it just finished today." After Ying Yanyu finished speaking, he looked out the car window, making it clear that he didn't want to talk to him.
"The little baby is playing wild now." The driver said cheerfully and concentrated on driving.
When Ying Yanyu walked downstairs to the "Bauhinia Garden" KTV, he became restless and wanted to leave.
But Hu San, as if he had pinpointed the time, called again, and when he learned that he had arrived, he hurried down to pick him up. Along with him, there were three others, all junior high school classmates.
"Brother Ying, happy birthday." Wang Peng took out the bag Zhong Hua and handed it to him.
"No smoking." Ying Yanyu added after two seconds, "Thank you."
"That's it." Wang Peng put away the cigarette embarrassingly.
The dogs and water friends on the side didn't make a sound, they were quite cramped.
Hu San looked so embarrassed, rubbed his nose and led him into the store: "Let's go to the private room to have a rest first, and sing two songs."
Ying Yanyu gave a face-saving "En" and followed behind.
Today's show, you don't need to think about it to know that it was arranged by his father.
Except for Hu San, the rest belong to friends who have not been in touch for 800 years.
What a thought...
The light in the private room was dim, and there was only a colorful lantern hanging above the head, circling in circles, and when it hit Ying Yanyu's face, it was green.
"Sit down, do you want to drink?" Hu San was afraid that he would be nervous, so he didn't order any beer, so he just poured a white glass and put it to his mouth.
Ying Yanyu blocked it, but thinking about what to do next, he compromised again, took the cup, and drank it in one gulp.
"Happy! Brother Ying is so happy!" Wang Peng roared immediately!
Seeing this, Gouzi and the water friend both stepped forward to pour wine to the person.
After Ying Yan Yu had drunk seven or eight, Hu San patted him on the shoulder, pressed the call button, and said a few words in a low voice.
After a while, three girls came in, dressed very revealingly.
"Come, come, let me introduce you, this is Brother Ying, you should just call me Brother." Hu San said politely.
The three girls agreed sweetly, and sat down around Ying Yanyu.
"Uh." Ying Yanyu covered his mouth in a dizzy state, the flesh color flashed before his eyes, and he immediately felt a stomachache.
"Then, brother Ying, play slowly, we'll leave first." Wang Peng pushed Hu San, motioning everyone to go out together.
When Hu San stood up, he still hesitated: "Brother Ying, are you okay?"
"En..." Ying Yan Yu nodded his head, but when the girl's hand touched his thigh, he felt as if he had been hit by a hammer on his knee, and he kicked his leg!
"what!!!"
"Fate!"
"Fuck! Brother Ying, you hit a woman!"
"My mother..." When Ying Yanyu stood up, another girl was afraid that he would beat someone, so she pulled his arm back, her hand panicked, and touched his chest.
The hot palm slid across a layer of vest.
Ying Yanyu only felt a dull pain in his forehead and a convulsion in his stomach, and by the time he realized it, he had already vomited all over the girl.
"Ahh! It's so dirty! Call security!"
"Don't! Sis, sister, misunderstood!"
"Wrong fart! Do you fucking think we are easy to bully! Don't even look at whose territory this is!"
"Stop making trouble." Ying Yanyu rinsed his mouth with white wine, then spit it into the cup, went to apologize to the girl with a pale face, and gave back the only 520 yuan left on him.
"If I didn't see that you are handsome, this matter would never end!" Yuanyuan took the money and stared at him. The kick just now was actually not hard, so she must have restrained her strength. It was too sudden and she didn't even be on guard.
"I'm sorry." Ying Yanyu sighed wearily.
"What's your situation? I'm not sick. If you want to get along, you should have said it earlier." Yuanyuan was still a little unhappy. She was a little lucky when she saw the customer so handsome just now, but she didn't expect to make such a move.
"I'm sick of women, and I'm quite responsive everywhere." Ying Yanyu said this to Hu San, "Go back and report to my dad. I tried it too, and you all saw it."
"Ah..." Hu San's expression was quite painful.
Gouzi and Shuiyou didn't dare to say anything.
When Ying Yan Yu left, the woman stopped him and asked, "Are you gay?"
"Do I look like me?" Ying Yanyu asked her back.
Yuanyuan looked at it hesitantly for a while: "It's not like."
Ying Yanyu smiled: "I am the mother."
A gay who wants to straighten himself.
ill.
When they went back, Hu San insisted on seeing him off, so he hailed a taxi, but it turned out to be the same one just now.
"My mother, why are you so fast?" The driver looked at his watch as he looked hollowed out.
"Drive your car! How fast!" Hu San was worried, and had no time to pay attention to him.
Ying Yanyu closed his eyes and leaned against the window, listening to the pounding on his forehead, feeling pain in his heart.
Terrible.
So fucking tired.
It's a birthday and I have to deal with it like this.
He listened to Hu San talking on the phone with his father, he was a little out of breath, subconsciously raised his right hand and smelled it, it smelled like perfume.
He retched.
Then sit up straight!
"What?" Hu San was startled when he was on the phone.
"I gave that woman my money." Ying Yanyu said.
"Ah, you still want to sleep back?" Hu San said pleasantly.
"No, the one at twenty..." Ying Yanyu glanced at him, leaned back against the window, "Forget it."
There is no way to get a car on Gaodong Street.
Hu San dragged Ying Yanyu out of the large counterfeit supermarket next to the vegetable market.
"Go back, I'll go see a doctor." Ying Yanyu said.
"Ah? Is homosexuality a disease? What do you think?" Hu San asked.
Ying Yanyu clenched his fists, couldn't bear it, and directly punched the person on the head: "I have a stomachache! God damn it, it's not a disease!"
"Oh!" Hu San thought for a while, a little funny, "Then I'll go with you."
Ying Yanyu was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, so he looked around.
"Look at what?" Hu San asked.
"Looking for a clinic, I'm not familiar with this area." After Ying Yanyu finished speaking, he saw a rather large pharmacy at the intersection ahead, and didn't bother to look at it, so he went directly to prescribe medicine.
Worldmart Pharmacy.
Still a foreign name.
There are too many fake products on Gaodong Street, Ying Yanyu thinks about the bottle of Wow Chacha he drank this morning, and his stomach hurts even more.
But medicines can’t be sold as fakes, right?
"Welcome! May I ask what you need?" There is even a shopping guide.
"I have a stomachache." Ying Yanyu said.
"Oh, do you want to take a look first?" the shopping guide asked.
"Ah? Who will watch?" Ying Yanyu said.
"We have doctors here, Doctor Wen and Doctor Qin." The shopping guide pointed to the back of the medicine shelf.
Hu San took a look, and immediately called out: "Qin Hui?!"
After he finished yelling, he stared at the pennant on the wall behind him, his expression as if he had eaten shit.
Oh shit.
This kid came out of the same junior high school as him, and now he is at most 19 years old. He came here to cheat money?
Ying Yanyu didn't make much fuss, he was looking at the person next to Qin Hui, who was still dressed in the same clothes as in the morning, only there was a layer of mud on the trouser legs and shoes.
"Don't watch it, don't watch it," Hu San waved his hands quickly, "People need money to see a doctor, but he wants to die."
"Look." Ying Yanyu didn't follow him, but took a few steps and sat in front of Wen Cheng.
Wen Cheng was reading a book, and noticed that no one looked up, so she took a hand out of the drawer and said, "Stretch out your hand."
Ying Yanyu moved his nose, and smelled the bitter fragrance again.
Before he even raised his hand, Qin Hui from the side came over.
"It's Yan Yu, I almost didn't recognize him, isn't he in good health?" he asked.
Ying Yanyu replied: "Stomach pain."
"Oh, you have to take a good look at it." Qin Hui was silent for a second, and then asked, "Where do you work now? Or are you studying?"
Ying Yanyu raised his lips and smiled: "I didn't go to work, I'm recuperating at home."
Qin Hui asked again: "What's wrong?"
"No, you have some qualities! How about asking the ancestor's grave?" Hu San was not happy.
Not to mention Ying Yanyu, he just said two words: "No."
"Pfft—" The shopping guide sister who was drinking water sprayed the honeysuckle on the counter.
The pharmacist who had just divided the medicine was stunned with a scale on his hand.
"Sorry, senior brother, I will dry it for you later."
"Show farts, you...you can still use it after drying it?"
Hearing this, Wen Cheng also put down the book, and couldn't help but look up. He frowned and asked, "Are you born or acquired?"
Ying Yanyu thought to himself, is stomach disease also congenital?
"...the day after tomorrow?" he said.
Wen Cheng nodded and reached out to him.
Ying Yanyu looked at the clear and clear white hand in front of him, his brain twitched, like a husky, he clenched his paw and put it on it.
On a hot day, this man's hands were actually cold and very comfortable.
Wen Cheng's veins twitched, and she was thrown away directly, and said in a bad tone: "20 yuan, make up the money first, and see a doctor later."
It was cool to run, but when he stopped, the pores of his whole body opened, and he kept sweating, and the 20 yuan he held in his hand was also wet.
It was scum and sticky.
He suddenly remembered the smell of cigarettes, and inserted the money into the roadside flower bed with a little disgust.
The vibrating sound of the mobile phone continued for a long time.
Ying Yanyu took it out of his pocket and saw that the six missed calls were all from Hu San.
With a swipe of his left hand, he swiped it, and put his right hand in front of his nose, and sniffed it disgustingly.
Not smelly.
...is it still fragrant?
I can't tell what it smells like, but the fragrance is a bit bitter. It smells very comfortable in summer, and my body is not so hot.
Ying Yanyu sat on a bench in the park like a mentally retarded person, clasped his right hand and sniffed hard.
The aunts and uncles who passed by for morning exercises saw that he was a little strange, and they couldn't help glancing to the right from the corner of their eyes.
There is a psychiatric hospital next to the park, which only cares about people and does not treat diseases.
Whoever is hopeless will go in.
"Hello, Brother Ying?" The call was finally connected.
Ying Yanyu wiped the sweat off his nose: "Ah, let's talk."
There was a smirk over there: "Just... isn't it your birthday today, everyone is here, are you coming?"
After speaking, both sides were silent.
Hu San was quite embarrassed, and smiled again: "Come on, some kindness from an old friend."
God damn it.
Ying Yanyu felt that he was sweating again in an instant, and he didn't know if it was because of anger or because he ran away just now.
"Okay, I'll throw up when the time comes, you remember to end it." He hung up after finishing speaking.
Hu San didn't have a chance to say "how come".
Ying Yanyu glanced at the money in the flower bed, took it out, shook the soil, and put it in his bag.
He got up to stop the car, reported the place name to the driver, and immediately gave him a meaningful look.
"Adult?" the driver asked him.
"It's done, it just finished today." After Ying Yanyu finished speaking, he looked out the car window, making it clear that he didn't want to talk to him.
"The little baby is playing wild now." The driver said cheerfully and concentrated on driving.
When Ying Yanyu walked downstairs to the "Bauhinia Garden" KTV, he became restless and wanted to leave.
But Hu San, as if he had pinpointed the time, called again, and when he learned that he had arrived, he hurried down to pick him up. Along with him, there were three others, all junior high school classmates.
"Brother Ying, happy birthday." Wang Peng took out the bag Zhong Hua and handed it to him.
"No smoking." Ying Yanyu added after two seconds, "Thank you."
"That's it." Wang Peng put away the cigarette embarrassingly.
The dogs and water friends on the side didn't make a sound, they were quite cramped.
Hu San looked so embarrassed, rubbed his nose and led him into the store: "Let's go to the private room to have a rest first, and sing two songs."
Ying Yanyu gave a face-saving "En" and followed behind.
Today's show, you don't need to think about it to know that it was arranged by his father.
Except for Hu San, the rest belong to friends who have not been in touch for 800 years.
What a thought...
The light in the private room was dim, and there was only a colorful lantern hanging above the head, circling in circles, and when it hit Ying Yanyu's face, it was green.
"Sit down, do you want to drink?" Hu San was afraid that he would be nervous, so he didn't order any beer, so he just poured a white glass and put it to his mouth.
Ying Yanyu blocked it, but thinking about what to do next, he compromised again, took the cup, and drank it in one gulp.
"Happy! Brother Ying is so happy!" Wang Peng roared immediately!
Seeing this, Gouzi and the water friend both stepped forward to pour wine to the person.
After Ying Yan Yu had drunk seven or eight, Hu San patted him on the shoulder, pressed the call button, and said a few words in a low voice.
After a while, three girls came in, dressed very revealingly.
"Come, come, let me introduce you, this is Brother Ying, you should just call me Brother." Hu San said politely.
The three girls agreed sweetly, and sat down around Ying Yanyu.
"Uh." Ying Yanyu covered his mouth in a dizzy state, the flesh color flashed before his eyes, and he immediately felt a stomachache.
"Then, brother Ying, play slowly, we'll leave first." Wang Peng pushed Hu San, motioning everyone to go out together.
When Hu San stood up, he still hesitated: "Brother Ying, are you okay?"
"En..." Ying Yan Yu nodded his head, but when the girl's hand touched his thigh, he felt as if he had been hit by a hammer on his knee, and he kicked his leg!
"what!!!"
"Fate!"
"Fuck! Brother Ying, you hit a woman!"
"My mother..." When Ying Yanyu stood up, another girl was afraid that he would beat someone, so she pulled his arm back, her hand panicked, and touched his chest.
The hot palm slid across a layer of vest.
Ying Yanyu only felt a dull pain in his forehead and a convulsion in his stomach, and by the time he realized it, he had already vomited all over the girl.
"Ahh! It's so dirty! Call security!"
"Don't! Sis, sister, misunderstood!"
"Wrong fart! Do you fucking think we are easy to bully! Don't even look at whose territory this is!"
"Stop making trouble." Ying Yanyu rinsed his mouth with white wine, then spit it into the cup, went to apologize to the girl with a pale face, and gave back the only 520 yuan left on him.
"If I didn't see that you are handsome, this matter would never end!" Yuanyuan took the money and stared at him. The kick just now was actually not hard, so she must have restrained her strength. It was too sudden and she didn't even be on guard.
"I'm sorry." Ying Yanyu sighed wearily.
"What's your situation? I'm not sick. If you want to get along, you should have said it earlier." Yuanyuan was still a little unhappy. She was a little lucky when she saw the customer so handsome just now, but she didn't expect to make such a move.
"I'm sick of women, and I'm quite responsive everywhere." Ying Yanyu said this to Hu San, "Go back and report to my dad. I tried it too, and you all saw it."
"Ah..." Hu San's expression was quite painful.
Gouzi and Shuiyou didn't dare to say anything.
When Ying Yan Yu left, the woman stopped him and asked, "Are you gay?"
"Do I look like me?" Ying Yanyu asked her back.
Yuanyuan looked at it hesitantly for a while: "It's not like."
Ying Yanyu smiled: "I am the mother."
A gay who wants to straighten himself.
ill.
When they went back, Hu San insisted on seeing him off, so he hailed a taxi, but it turned out to be the same one just now.
"My mother, why are you so fast?" The driver looked at his watch as he looked hollowed out.
"Drive your car! How fast!" Hu San was worried, and had no time to pay attention to him.
Ying Yanyu closed his eyes and leaned against the window, listening to the pounding on his forehead, feeling pain in his heart.
Terrible.
So fucking tired.
It's a birthday and I have to deal with it like this.
He listened to Hu San talking on the phone with his father, he was a little out of breath, subconsciously raised his right hand and smelled it, it smelled like perfume.
He retched.
Then sit up straight!
"What?" Hu San was startled when he was on the phone.
"I gave that woman my money." Ying Yanyu said.
"Ah, you still want to sleep back?" Hu San said pleasantly.
"No, the one at twenty..." Ying Yanyu glanced at him, leaned back against the window, "Forget it."
There is no way to get a car on Gaodong Street.
Hu San dragged Ying Yanyu out of the large counterfeit supermarket next to the vegetable market.
"Go back, I'll go see a doctor." Ying Yanyu said.
"Ah? Is homosexuality a disease? What do you think?" Hu San asked.
Ying Yanyu clenched his fists, couldn't bear it, and directly punched the person on the head: "I have a stomachache! God damn it, it's not a disease!"
"Oh!" Hu San thought for a while, a little funny, "Then I'll go with you."
Ying Yanyu was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, so he looked around.
"Look at what?" Hu San asked.
"Looking for a clinic, I'm not familiar with this area." After Ying Yanyu finished speaking, he saw a rather large pharmacy at the intersection ahead, and didn't bother to look at it, so he went directly to prescribe medicine.
Worldmart Pharmacy.
Still a foreign name.
There are too many fake products on Gaodong Street, Ying Yanyu thinks about the bottle of Wow Chacha he drank this morning, and his stomach hurts even more.
But medicines can’t be sold as fakes, right?
"Welcome! May I ask what you need?" There is even a shopping guide.
"I have a stomachache." Ying Yanyu said.
"Oh, do you want to take a look first?" the shopping guide asked.
"Ah? Who will watch?" Ying Yanyu said.
"We have doctors here, Doctor Wen and Doctor Qin." The shopping guide pointed to the back of the medicine shelf.
Hu San took a look, and immediately called out: "Qin Hui?!"
After he finished yelling, he stared at the pennant on the wall behind him, his expression as if he had eaten shit.
Oh shit.
This kid came out of the same junior high school as him, and now he is at most 19 years old. He came here to cheat money?
Ying Yanyu didn't make much fuss, he was looking at the person next to Qin Hui, who was still dressed in the same clothes as in the morning, only there was a layer of mud on the trouser legs and shoes.
"Don't watch it, don't watch it," Hu San waved his hands quickly, "People need money to see a doctor, but he wants to die."
"Look." Ying Yanyu didn't follow him, but took a few steps and sat in front of Wen Cheng.
Wen Cheng was reading a book, and noticed that no one looked up, so she took a hand out of the drawer and said, "Stretch out your hand."
Ying Yanyu moved his nose, and smelled the bitter fragrance again.
Before he even raised his hand, Qin Hui from the side came over.
"It's Yan Yu, I almost didn't recognize him, isn't he in good health?" he asked.
Ying Yanyu replied: "Stomach pain."
"Oh, you have to take a good look at it." Qin Hui was silent for a second, and then asked, "Where do you work now? Or are you studying?"
Ying Yanyu raised his lips and smiled: "I didn't go to work, I'm recuperating at home."
Qin Hui asked again: "What's wrong?"
"No, you have some qualities! How about asking the ancestor's grave?" Hu San was not happy.
Not to mention Ying Yanyu, he just said two words: "No."
"Pfft—" The shopping guide sister who was drinking water sprayed the honeysuckle on the counter.
The pharmacist who had just divided the medicine was stunned with a scale on his hand.
"Sorry, senior brother, I will dry it for you later."
"Show farts, you...you can still use it after drying it?"
Hearing this, Wen Cheng also put down the book, and couldn't help but look up. He frowned and asked, "Are you born or acquired?"
Ying Yanyu thought to himself, is stomach disease also congenital?
"...the day after tomorrow?" he said.
Wen Cheng nodded and reached out to him.
Ying Yanyu looked at the clear and clear white hand in front of him, his brain twitched, like a husky, he clenched his paw and put it on it.
On a hot day, this man's hands were actually cold and very comfortable.
Wen Cheng's veins twitched, and she was thrown away directly, and said in a bad tone: "20 yuan, make up the money first, and see a doctor later."
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