【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Harry Potter wanted to curse very much at this moment.

This desperate desire to curse has been rare since he graduated from Hogwarts, or to be precise, even less since he graduated from that blond bastard named Malfoy whom he hadn't seen much since. up.

He clattered and frantically tapped on the keyboard. If it wasn't for the strings of fancy swear words flying around on his computer screen, he would have absolutely doubted that the keyboard had been buried in his hands.

Oh, sometimes he really regrets that the Internet is not like the Floo powder that can directly connect to the opposite party, and can fly to the opposite party along the signal.If possible, he swears that he will definitely use the wifi to confront the girl whose forum ID is "Looking at the stars in the lavender field" face to face, and have a good talk about life with her!

...No, wait.

Harry Potter tapped the keyboard suddenly, and he realized that the other party was a girl, even if the other party was a little bitch who was more disgusting and disgusting than Rita Skeeter, and was extremely vexatious and stalking, telling black and white nonsense!He can't be so disrespectful to a lady...

Thinking of this, the swearing that he was typing halfway under his hand stopped abruptly, he gritted his teeth against the computer screen, and pressed back to erase all the string of swear words, took a few deep breaths and tried to calm down his anger Angry, in the end he could only choose to type and a few words.send.

The wand is too thin: Miss, do I have any blood feud with you? ('?ω?`)

Harry Potter anxiously pressed F5 frequently to refresh the interface, and finally saw the ID after he pressed it more than ten times and replied to him——

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: You owed me fifty Galleons in your previous life and didn't pay it back.

...? ? ?

--Hold!What kind of fucking reason is this!

The wand is too thin: = mouth = Girl, how about you give me your Gringotts account number, and I will pay you back a hundred.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I am not short of money.

——Damn it! ! !

Harry Potter swears for the second time today, he solemnly swears to Merlin!This girl is the most fucking difficult one he has ever met in his life!He was even more difficult to deal with than the Slytherin who made trouble with him at school all day long!

To be honest, Harry Potter once thought that he could just draw with peace of mind. From the day he started to draw fans in the Hogwarts underground forum, various opponents kept coming to him to draw DMHP. At first, he was polite. I don’t draw DMHP, but there are always some people who are mentally ill, have low IQ, low EQ, so they keep sending private messages to him or leave a message on his homepage asking for a DMHP car, DMHP is so loving, Xixi Eat my Amway, Balabala, and even some idiots from other CPs came to ask him to draw things, paid or not, so in the end he didn't bother to make friendly contacts one by one, and simply blacked out all of them.

Therefore, he doesn't remember when the ID called "Looking at the stars in the lavender field" was blocked by himself. If it wasn't for someone who suddenly made an inventory of works on the forum yesterday and also tweeted about the authors, He probably didn't even know that there was such a girl.

@魔章太粉HPDMpainter[The personal homepage of the magic wand is too thin]

Those who can enter this forum are all adult filthy masters, so--I won’t say much about Miss Xixi’s works, just go in and everyone will understand.Personally, I like her painting style very much, and it is obvious to all that Miss Xixi is gentle, cute, considerate and never fights with KY black fans. What is more exciting than a cookie that can drive (cover face )

To be reasonable, Harry Potter was quite happy when he saw this recommendation. After all, he was happy if someone liked his work!If he hadn't been cheap enough to scroll down and open the message, he probably wouldn't have been blown up by that little bitch.

Comments: Merlin!I seem to have discovered something!You go see this! [Looking at the personal homepage of the stars in the lavender field], I said why Mrs. Lavender suddenly started writing jokes recently!

Harry Potter followed that link and climbed into the ID homepage called "Looking at the Stars in the Lavender Field". This person has no personal profile, and the whole article is full of text. It seems that he should be a writer. Moreover, the tag is still a DMHP writer.

He basically only hangs around in the graphic area, so he doesn't understand the text area and doesn't participate.What's more, it's still a DMHP article.

But since someone replied to this person's homepage regarding his picture, it probably has something to do with his work.

Harry Potter clicked on Lavender's first article, which was published yesterday afternoon, and it wasn't long, only a short paragraph——

At that time, Harry Potter had no idea how much the blond-haired youth standing opposite him was struggling and panicking, and that damned black-haired Gryffindor was still approaching him step by step, Draco Malfoy could only choose to hold his wand tightly if Harry Potter dared to pass through the last door of the Department of Mysteries, so he had no choice but to cast another curse.

But this time, he couldn't miss it.Because he knew that all of this was under the supervision of the Dark Lord and he had to do it.

This is war.

"Critical Carpal Bone—!"

Department of Mysteries? Harry Potter was a little familiar when he saw this word, no, not because he was currently working for the Ministry of Magic, but because he was a little familiar with the scene described in the article.

Harry Potter clicked on two more paragraphs—

"Potter," Draco Malfoy squinted and looked condescendingly at the savior who was flushed with anger, "I'm afraid Granger ghost-wrote all your potions in school," he said, picking up the parchment that Harry Potter had spread out on the table Tsk tsk shook his head in disgust, "At your level, I really wonder how you got an E in the seventh grade exam, is it all due to the privilege of the savior?"

"Shut up Malfoy!" Harry Potter snatched the parchment back through gritted teeth, and glared at the arrogant blond angrily, "I didn't ask you to help me change the report! If you're going to keep mocking me like this, you can't come up with anything If you have any constructive comments, please get out of my office immediately!"

…Harry Potter had to admit that this was indeed something he would say, and the pattern of this quarrel was also very, very consistent with his and Draco Malfoy's usual style during those years at school.

Draco Malfoy stared blankly at the Muggle building in front of him, knowing that he couldn't get in.

And inside this building is exactly the goal of his mission.

He came this time just to say goodbye.

"Potter." He stood upright, sighed, calmed down for a moment, and then resumed his cold words, "Goodbye."

After Harry Potter finished reading this paragraph, he sat up straight straight. Merlin, he said why he always felt that the scenes written by this man were so familiar. This... isn't this all the settings he has drawn!Although... Although the ending is different, it is almost the same as the pictures or comics he drew recently.

His most recent picture had him and Draco Malfoy fighting enemies together in the Department of Mysteries, and of course that was just a meme from his fans, and it was all delusional.

And go further.

He'd drawn him and Draco Malfoy kissing in the office, with a Potions-related paper spread out on the desk.

In one of his most recent comics, Draco Malfoy went to find him at 12 Grimmauld Place during the war, and gradually healed the grudges during the war and finally got together when the Light side won.

What the hell...if one is a coincidence and the other two are accidental, what about the three?

Harry Potter turned another two pages.

He drew him dating Draco Malfoy in the Forbidden Forest, and Lavender wrote that Draco Malfoy pretended to be Soul Eater in the Forbidden Forest to scare him.

He once drew him and Draco Malfoy having sex in the women's room, Lavender... He simply restored the fight between him and Draco Malfoy in the sixth grade, and all the inner scenes and expressions of the scene were vividly restored, except... except for the last one One Strike was changed to the most common attack spell instead of Shen Feng Wu Ying.

Harry Potter gasped when he saw this passage. If it wasn't for the fact that the last blow was just an ordinary damage spell, he would have even wondered if "Looking at the stars in the lavender field" was Draco Malfoy himself.

But... Harry Potter couldn't help laughing at his unreliable thoughts. Draco Malfoy was neither gay nor liked him. Besides, he didn't think that guy would hang out in this kind of place.

Oh, that's right, in fact, Harry Potter himself secretly spied and raped Draco Malfoy's school homepage. It was empty, with nothing there, not even a change of avatar. Obviously, the other party just registered with his real name and never used it again.Thinking about it, he knew that according to Draco Malfoy's virtue, Harry Potter didn't think that the other party would be as addicted to the Internet as he was.

Harry Potter frowned and stared at the ID "Looking at the stars in the lavender field" for a long time. He can now be sure that this writer must be writing about him, let alone directly using his meme, and... Although all It's a short piece, but every piece is BE.

Harry Potter flipped through the comments under Lavender's fanfiction, and it seemed that most of the stories written by this person were BE, and the fans were crying and wailing one by one in a humanoid manner. Harry Potter didn't agree with this form of creation, life was hard enough already, he and Draco Malfoy didn't get along very well at school, and life after the Dark Lord came back was even less so, so why did he give it a second creation? Are you not happy with yourself?

Oh, he seemed to have forgotten that the girls who wrote these articles were not themselves.

In the end, Harry Potter chose to politely reply to one of Lavender's latest jokes——

The wand is too thin: what a coincidence!I have drawn this idea too! www

He originally wanted to test the other party to see if the girl would take the initiative to say that she imitated his painting and recreated it when she found out that she was approached by him, but in the end——

Stargazing in a lavender field: Oh, so?

? ? ?oh?so?Who was the one who borrowed the stalk first? !

Harry Potter thought for a while, and he thought carefully for a while before replying.

The wand is too thin: so are we running into trouble, madam QAQ

Stargazing in a lavender field: Nope.

...? ? ? Harry Potter looked dazed.what is this?Admit directly that it was a trick? !

The wand is too thin: ...Girl, then should you tell me.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: brain hole with your last name?Too detailed?

……Hold!Never seen such a brazen person! Harry Potter was about to throw the mouse.

The wand is too thin: You are also a well-known writer after all, can you be reasonable? !

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I'm justified by the artist who blackmailed me without saying a word, and came here to find fault. Do you think I'm Potter?

What the hell is wrong with Potter! Did Potter mess with you? ! ! !Besides, isn’t what you fucking wrote about DMHP fans? !Aren’t fan creations all in the name of love? !What about harmonious and friendly CP? !

Harry Potter was completely furious.He tapped the keyboard frantically.

The wand is too thin: Miss, do I have any blood feud with you? ('?ω?`)

Tbc