【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

(Attention to demining: Your friends Mrs. Lavender ♀ & Miss Xixi ♀ are still online)

The last syllable of Harry Potter's "Get away" had just slipped from his lips and hadn't dissipated in the air of the exhibition. He had already realized in an instant that he was facing a stranger he had never met, and the voice was definitely a girl , it's really not nice to utter such inappropriate and rude language towards a lady.

"Cough, cough cough...uh..." Harry Potter paused with his pen tip on the drawing board, coughed a few times to cover up and scratched his hair before tentatively tilting his head and squinting at the uninvited guest.

After seeing the other person's appearance clearly, Harry Potter stared blankly at the woman standing beside him.

Of course it couldn't be the Slytherin bastard he subconsciously defaulted to for a moment, but then again, this girl gave him an inexplicable sense of resemblance for some reason.

She has blond hair, gray eyes, and a dark green slim dress that is below her knees. A narrow silver belt is tied around her waist. The tulle design at the neckline can vaguely see the delicate and beautiful collarbone hidden under the clothes.But if it's just the similarity in appearance, he certainly wouldn't have such a strange illusion. The girl is crossing her arms and tilting her head slightly, her jaw tensed and her jaw raised slightly, her gaze fell on the sketch of the Slytherin common room that he hadn't finished yet. On the table, with an arrogant demeanor of scrutinizing the sentence.

Harry Potter twitched the girl's brow again and quickly looked away before the girl turned her gaze to him, and he said awkwardly: "Sorry, I just recognized the wrong person, you and I... um... one Friends are kind of like."

However, the other party didn't seem to care much about his little gaffe just now, instead he grabbed a pen and squatted down sideways, without saying a word, he raised his hand and poked at Harry Potter's half-drawn picture .

"Fuck...!" Harry Potter was stunned by the girl's unceremonious and straightforward action of changing his picture, and he swallowed the fuck you, who was about to burst out. When he went back, thanks to his sharp eyesight and quick hands, Harry Potter grabbed the girl's wrist when she painted the first stroke.

"Ma'am, what the hell is wrong with you?!" Harry Potter took the opportunity to take away the pen in the other party's hand, and asked with a displeased face. Fuck the etiquette, ridicule can be tolerated, and forcefully change the picture without saying a word?Absolutely not!

The girl was not polite at all, she snorted contemptuously and said, "Miss, you don't know what you drew yourself?" The attitude seemed to be that she was the messenger of justice, and she reached out and tapped on the Harry Potter painting. The floor plan of the Slytherin common room on the board, "Are you planning to drown all the Slytherin students? Or, do you think we are all black lake monsters and all aquatic animals that breathe water through gills?" She She raised her hand and pointed to the fireplace, "By the way, we use magic and underground magma to maintain a constant temperature in the basement. This thing is just a decoration and the communication is not so big. Also," she turned her head and curled her lips in contempt. Laughing, glanced at Harry Potter, "Are you going to give our common room a new theme? Where are the amazing aquatic animals? The idea of ​​an ornamental fish tank directly on top of the fireplace is brilliant, oh, sorry, I guess you must be wild BBQ lover, fanatic type? Huh?"

"No, I've never been that interested." Harry Potter took a deep breath and twitched the corners of his mouth twice, "But to be honest, I didn't expect—" He deliberately looked back and forth at the rebellious girl in front of him, pretending to be sympathetic , "Slytherin graduates are like this..."

The other party waited for him to continue, frowned and asked puzzledly, "What?"

"Asshole." Harry Potter darkened his face, "how I draw is my own business, what does it have to do with you miss? This is a public area, you can't see it, you think my drawing is eye-catching, okay, you can, then You come."

He put the pen into the girl's hand again, but the girl still held the end of the pen after hesitating for a second, raised his chin habitually, and leaned closer to the drawing board.

"Don't, move, me, draw." Harry Potter warned every word.

"Tsk." The blond girl was caught in her thoughts, so she could only move aside. She still frowned and stared at the blank board, not knowing what she was thinking about, and she didn't write for a long time.

Harry Potter watched the other party's every move vigilantly. He watched the other party casually twirling around with the pen between his fingers at first, and then sat down after a while, probably because he was uncomfortable after squatting for a long time, maybe because he was wearing a skirt , the movement of her sitting down seemed very cautious but a little stiff and awkward.

After the girl sat down, she temporarily put the pen on her lap, and raised her hand to brush up the long hair blocking her face. Only then did Harry Potter notice that the girl's hair might be loosely braided because it was too long. At this time, she wrapped it around her neck and stroked it to her chest, and it naturally fell down along her chest.It was precisely because of this that the girl's fair neck lost its cover, and was exposed naked in the air, and it was also reflected in Harry Potter's green eyes.

He had to admit that this girl was really pretty.

Harry Potter stared at her blankly, the illusion jumped out again.The girl has already begun to draw on the board, and now there is only half of her side face facing him, but even if there is only half of her side face, another person's face will suddenly appear in front of him at a certain moment, which is similar to the girl's face. The profiles overlap.

Well, of course he wouldn't be so naive as to think that Draco Malfoy would appear in this place, not to mention that this guy in front of him is still a girl, even if that guy has also registered an account on the forum, but maybe he just found that place by mistake, saying Maybe the other party had abandoned that account long ago, or maybe someone else borrowed Draco Malfoy's account.

But then again—

What if that account was actually used by Draco Malfoy himself?Just like his own offline activities now, what if the other party also made a disguise? The idea came to Harry Potter's mind.

He stared fixedly at this woman who would always give him that sense of unwarranted resemblance, her looks, temperament, language, and demeanor were all damn similar.Is it really... no way...?

"Girl..." Harry Potter hesitated, he tentatively tried evasively, "Well, may I ask, do you have a 25-year-old brother?"

"No." The girl simply denied it.

"only son?"

"Correct."

"Uh...can...can you tell me your name?" he asked hesitantly.

The girl stopped her drawing, turned her head and glanced at Harry Potter with disinterest, gave him a smirk and hummed softly, "I'm not interested in women."

"..." What a big misunderstanding, Harry Potter quickly waved his hands to explain, "It's nothing else, I just want to find someone."

"Tracking spell."

"If only it were that easy." Harry Potter spread his hands.

"It seems that there is a story." The girl said lightly, and quickly added, "Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it."

"...I didn't fucking intend to tell you." Harry Potter rolled his eyes, "But to be honest, you do look like him, that's why I asked your name, maybe you know each other."

"Ex-boyfriend?"

"Aren't you interested in listening to what you said?"

"..." The girl smacked her lips and shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "It's boring anyway."

"Well, actually it's not even an ex." Harry Potter smiled helplessly, "The crush."

"Oh——" the other party raised half of his eyebrows, nodded meaningfully, and teased, "That's easier, press down and force kiss and then go to bed, it's done."

"Ha, Merlin, do all of you Slytherins fall in love like this?" Harry Potter was speechless and disgusted, "Besides, who the hell doesn't know where I am going to rape him?"

"Of course not, only my two stupid friends would do that," the girl smiled wickedly, "but I think it should be suitable for you too."

"At least your friends are... hit-and-miss?" Harry Potter guessed.

"That's right." The girl nodded.

"I don't even know what he's thinking." Harry Potter shook his head and sighed with a self-deprecating smile.

The girl squinted her eyes and did not continue the topic. She looked over Harry Potter at the floor plan of the Gryffindor common room that the latter had drawn, "Gryffindor graduate?"

"That's right." Harry Potter said frankly.

"Sure enough, only you can draw such an illogical and stupid floor plan." The girl curled her lips in disgust.

Harry Potter took a deep breath, and he swore that he would really curse if the girl kept going on like this, "Do you have any deep hatred with Gryffindor?"

"Ha, Slytherin and Gryffindor don't get along with each other, don't they?" The girl said this as a matter of course, and her expression was still annoyingly frivolous.

"How do I remember that it eased up a lot after the war?" Harry Potter secretly reminded himself that the girl's surname was not Malfoy for countless times.

The girl suddenly sneered, "Tease? Oh, of course, if you call those damn hateful peeps and disgusted dodges also called detente."

"That was just an initial prejudice. After so many years, Hogwarts is no longer what it is," Harry Potter explained, and he suddenly realized something, "Wait? So...you are the two or three Graduated in?"

"..." The girl nodded and remained silent for a while, before admitting in a murmur, "That's right."

In that chaotic era, even the students of Slytherin could not escape the impact of the war. If it was within two years after the war, Harry Potter thought that he had more or less an impression of the students of those years. A girl who seemed to be his age, but he could never have imagined that there was such a character among the Slytherin students back then. He had never seen this girl, never.

He was about to continue asking, but the cell phone beside him suddenly rang inappropriately. Harry Potter glanced at the caller's name, and quickly connected the call before the girl sitting next to him noticed.

"Where is it? Okay...don't move...yes...I'll come right over."

Harry Potter picked up his pen and added two more strokes next to the Gryffindor common room that he had already completed, put away his phone and stood up regardless of the doubtful eyes of the blonde girl next to him, pointed to the unfinished Slytherin floor plan and said: "Here you go, change it as you like." He glanced at the very abstract painting on the other side again, pretending to be amazed, "By the way, these few strokes of yours are really—" Harry Potter deliberately paused, and admired for another two seconds , clapping his hands and sighing, "It's terrible."

The girl stopped Harry Potter the moment he turned around.

"Lavender." The girl looked up at Harry Potter with gray eyes.

"What?" Harry Potter asked in confusion.

"my name."

"Lavender?" Harry Potter felt as if he had heard the name somewhere before, and after thinking for a moment, his eyes widened and he muttered to himself, "Isn't this someone's ex-girlfriend?!"

"What?!" This time it was the girl's turn to be shocked, she seemed very dissatisfied that Harry Potter put her and Ron Weasley together, she frowned in disgust, "Me and that yellow... I'm not What ex-girlfriend of Weasley!"

"Oh sorry, never mind, same name, Ron's ex-girlfriend is not as beautiful as you." Harry Potter waved his hand hastily to smooth things over, "But I really have to go, it's urgent."

"Please." The blond girl said with a cold face.

After Harry Potter's back disappeared from the girl's sight, she stood up, took two steps back and looked back and forth between her two children's drawings and the unfinished plan of the artist who had just left.

Obviously, there is no comparison at all.

If it is ruled out that the other party did draw the layout of the Slytherin lounge wrong, it is actually quite good.

The girl turned her head to look at the completed Gryffindor floor plan, and scanned the last two strokes that were added.She approached the drawing board again and squatted down, took out the phone from the side pocket of the long skirt to unlock it, and on the screen was the Q version of Potter given to her by the fanfic author named Wand Too Thin.

The last two strokes added to the floor plan are exactly the same as the unknown signature in the lower right corner of the Q version.

The blond girl was slightly taken aback, and then stood up again, looking in the direction the painter left.

Black hair, emerald eyes, round glasses, he knew Ron Weasley, and the caller ID of the phone call just now said Hermione Granger, and he was very familiar with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

If it wasn't for the fact that she didn't have the symbolic lightning scar on her forehead, and she was still a girl...

Gryffindor grads two years behind them, wands too thin...?

girl?

***

Harry Potter walked briskly towards the location Hermione Granger had just reported him, muttering the name Lavender, which he had definitely heard elsewhere besides Ron's ex-girlfriend.

Lavender... Lavender... Lavender... Lavender...

Lavender? !Stargazing in a lavender field? !

Damn it, isn't it such a coincidence? !

And... wait, Harry Potter paused, how did that girl know that Ron Weasley's ex-girlfriend was called Lavender? !

God... who the hell is this girl? !

Tbc