【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Ron Weasley, a straight man with a capital letter, a straight man who never imagined that the Internet can be used like this, his upper body and expression gradually distorted in front of the public computer in Harry Potter's office, and he presented a famous oil painting, " The Scream".

And in fact, he did.

"BLOODYHELL! I'm straight! I swear to Merlin I'll only love Hermione in my life!!!"

"Oh my god!! Harry!! They actually wrote you and me together?! No—!! This—?! Harry, you believe me, I absolutely have nothing wrong with you, we are just good brothers!! Merlin The beard!! It’s been so many years since the Triwizard Hegemony, why do they still remember that the person you needed to save in the second competition was me!! But this can’t prove love?! It can only prove that you didn’t have a love partner at the beginning, right? ?! If you knew at that time that you liked Draco Malfoy, the ferret might have been the one who was knocked unconscious and tied up underwater to freeze?!"

Harry Potter was very thankful at this moment that he had cast a Silencing Charm on Ron Weasley's office before the look on Ron Weasley's face became unspeakable. The screaming volume, if it weren't for the Silencing Charm, the fact that he liked Draco Malfoy would have become a big hit in the wizarding world tomorrow morning.

"Harry, how did you find this kind of place?! Oh my god—! There is even a write about you and Voldemort together?! That black guy with no nose, no hair, full of vicious bodies, we sacrificed countless good wizards to catch him Demon King?! God, stop making trouble! Can I check the water meter! These people are simply too vexatious!"

"Ron, calm down." Harry Potter poured tea for the other party, and he didn't mind adding some to it now if he had a nerve soothing agent on hand.

"Dude, look, there's also the one where you and Snape are written together, it's hard to see..." Ron Weasley covered his face with his hands, leaving only a small gap between his fingers, wanting to look but not daring to look Afraid to see some strange pairing of characters again, "BloodyHell...they even have a pairing like you and Malfoy...wait?!"

Ron Weasley suddenly understood what was going on, turned his head and squinted at the black-haired savior meaningfully, and although the latter was adding sugar cubes to his teacup with his head down, he seemed unresponsive, but the slightly red ear tips hidden under the broken hair were completely Betrayed Harry Potter.

"Oh... I see." Ron Weasley shook his head pityingly. His poor brother has nowhere to seek comfort from his unrequited love. He can only use this method...

He thought so much and silently felt sorry for Harry Potter in his heart, but a picture on the screen caught his attention.

"Hey, buddy, don't worry I won't say it," Ron Weasley blinked mischievously, "but then again, I always feel like I've seen this picture somewhere."

Harry Potter scratched his cheek to hide his embarrassment, and turned to the computer screen curiously, intending to take a look at the picture that Ron Weasley said was familiar.

"If you look at these... fans? Is that how you say it?" Seeing Harry Potter nodding his head, Ron Weasley continued, "It's quite amazing. For example, if you look at this picture, you don't know who the author is. I think the drawing Looks better than Malfoy in real life."

"Uh...not really?" Harry Potter became hesitant to speak again after taking a closer look at the fan art, "And this author..."

"you recognize?"

"Ah... yes."

"Who? How did I not know you knew the artist?" Ron Weasley looked particularly interested.

"Ron..." Harry Potter frowned, "I can tell you but don't say it, including Hermione."

"Of course, I promise, no problem." Ron Weasley vowed to promise.

Harry Potter was silent for a moment before uttering a word, "Me."

"...?!" Ron Weasley almost choked on the word, his eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "What?"

"I drew it."

"..."

"..."

There was silence.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

After a while, Ron Weasley cleared his throat, shook his head and waved his hands, and muttered casually: "Ah, it's okay Harry, I'm just a little surprised because I didn't know you could draw," he trembled according to the true emotions in his heart. He took out his mobile phone, "Look, I told you that your paintings look better than real people, but buddy, how come I don't know when you learned this skill?"

Seeing that Ron Weasley had secretly opened the WLM interface on his phone, Harry Potter had a bad feeling, "Hey hey hey! Ron Weasley! What are you doing!"

One-key dial——

"Hermione, let me tell you that the painting you showed me two days ago was drawn by Harry himself. I didn't lie to you. He is the author you are looking for. Come quickly and I will prove it in his office!!!"

hang up.

"Ron Weasley!"

Harry Potter wanted to swear, but the apologetic and innocent look on the other side made him unable to speak at all.

Frustrated, he slumped on the sofa, with a dark face, and now he wanted to give Ron Weasley a tongue-stopping curse. Damn, why did he believe that Ron would not tell Hermione this secret, he must have been mentally retarded just now!

Unsurprisingly, the door of Harry Potter's office was slammed open 1 minute later by another friend of his who was excited and excited.

Hermione Granger didn't seem as excited as Ron Weasley was before, she just walked to the computer screen to confirm the fan art, then exchanged a firm look with her boyfriend, and turned around suddenly.

"So why are you watching this stuff at work?" Hermione Granger asked seriously, leaning on the edge of her desk.

"Don't get Hermione wrong, we're just working." Harry Potter quickly explained, and the other party asked about the fanart without coming up, which made him feel a little easier, "I just found out that the only thing in common between the two girls before is temporarily The Hogwarts underground fandom forum registered an account, so I talked to Ron about it."

"Yes, I testify." Ron Weasley swore quickly.

"So what did you find? This case is now being watched by the media."

"We don't know the accounts of these two girls, so we can't continue to check. I think we need you to check the forum IDs of these two girls for us."

Hermione Granger nodded knowingly, "No problem, but I think it's best not to say anything about this matter, one is because even though we have introduced the network and it has been running stably, those old guys in the opposition from the Wizengamot would like to Something went wrong with the network and took the opportunity to destroy the system and directly withdraw the network from the wizarding world."

"Okay, if the victim needs to cooperate, we will ask them to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Hermione Granger breathed a sigh of relief, and finally put on a more relaxed expression, "Okay, let's talk about two," she smiled, tilted her head and looked playfully at the secret savior friend in front of her, and joked, "Sissy Girl, hello."

Having survived the first day of the first day but not the fifteenth, Harry Potter shrank his neck, "Hi...Hi, hello." It was a tacit agreement that his wand was too thin.

"Harry, did you guess that I sent that email?" Hermione Granger probed.

Harry Potter nodded, then shook his head again, "I didn't think much about it before...uh, I just remembered."

"When you checked the accounts of those two girls?"

"Yes..." Harry Potter was almost curled up on the sofa in his office.

"Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret for you." Looking at Harry Potter's expression, Hermione guessed that this feeling of being skinned must be very shameful, "After the case is over, help me draw a cover, and I'll give you the manuscript fee. 25 Galleons ?”

"Huh?" Harry Potter was dumbfounded, he never thought that there would be such an operation as threatening to invite a draft.

"Thirty? Don't draw CP."

"No...Hermione, listen to me..."

"35? No figures."

"I just draw whatever I want, if I don't pick up..."

"Forty? Fifty?" Hermione Granger looked determined, "Harry, this is the highest price the forum can offer."

"Okay, okay..."

“Happy cooperation~”

"Pleasant to work with..."

Tbc