Straight man training manual

"Ask you, I was wrong, so what?"

"Same crime as the people." Wen Hongshan replied word by word.

"Oh, you want to talk to me about the law." Jiang Ping looked at him lazily, as if recalling it for a while, and said, "Then what should we do? Bully the king, kill the king, conspire against...General Wen, you Are you saying that you deserve to die, or should I die?"

Jiang Ping is a very smart person, and he can have sharp teeth and sharp mouth in the negotiation field. He is very cute, Wen Hongshan thought a little distractedly, the little emperor played by Jiang Ping is not incompetent at all, he just looks like... no like him.

After being punctured by the damn system, Wen Hongshan felt a lot clearer in his heart.

That Jiang Ping who would secretly kiss him while he was sleeping with the blindfold on during the long-distance flight, and whisper in his ear, "Wen Hongshan, I really like you" was caught by someone at some point. He lost it.

Lost such a good Jiang Ping.

But Wen Hongshan actually still doesn't understand, he still doesn't understand why.

But Jiang Ping is fine here, even if he has no memory, he can learn, practice, and try how to make Jiang Ping like him.

"Even though I'm going to die, I still ask the sage to give my mother justice."

Jiang Ping found out that this General Wen, whom his father was very serious when he was alive, but he hadn't seen much, was really a big fool who didn't understand human feelings.

He had given him so many opportunities to go down the stairs, openly and secretly, and asked him so many times, as long as Wen Hongshan admitted his mistake, convinced him once, and said that it was his mistake, Jiang Ping would be able to forget the past.

But Wen Hongshan disagreed and insisted on confronting him.

In fact, Jiang Ping has not been so angry with Wen Hongshan since he received the report that he stopped the barbarians. After all, Wen Hongshan's family has been generals for generations. Before the strength, he could not move Wen Hongshan, so as not to chill the hearts of the frontier soldiers.

But now Wen Hongshan is making him angry.

"Okay, you can. If you want to check it, you can check it. Eunuch Shang, go and get the string of prayer beads she gave you."

Wen Hongshan took the string of Buddhist beads that were said to have been consecrated by a certain master.

The little emperor sneered and said, "Did you see the hole in the third prayer bead? It's filled with poisonous insect Gu."

"I asked someone to re-weigh every Buddhist bead, and it's all inside."

Wen Hongshan bit open one of the beads, and indeed a bug that seemed to be still dormant fell out of it. The bug was thin and small, and it would slowly wake up after it landed on the palm of Wen Hongshan's palm. Taking a sip, it quickly got into Wen Hongshan's body.

Eunuch Shang hurriedly put the beads back into a box, looking at Wen Hongshan as if he was facing an enemy, as if he were looking at a dead person.

"Hey, General Wen doesn't have to ask for death like that." Jiang Ping tightened the animal fur on his body, looked at Wen Hongshan's thin clothes, and thought that this martial arts practitioner was really different, he felt so wrapped up so thickly. catch a cold.

Wen Hongshan moved his palm a little bit, he didn't feel anything special when the worm got in, since the little emperor dared to take it out to him and didn't stop him, it must not be some quick-death poison.

"There must be a traitor trapped in it. To protect the health of the saint, please investigate clearly."

"Who's going to investigate?" Jiang Ping no longer had confidence in the general, and was too lazy to beat around the bush.

Just now, when he was discussing next year's imperial examination with Shangshu, Shangshu clearly glanced at the direction of Wenhong Mountain outside the palace wall, and said: "Next year there will be a martial arts test, and generals will be selected."

But Wen Hongshan didn't understand at all.

To be honest, Jiang Ping’s imperial decree was more of a test. If Wen Hongshan really disobeyed, he would order someone to assassinate him. But when Wen Hongshan came back, he thought that Wen Hongshan came back to admit defeat, but it was not true. Wen Hongshan really came back to ask for his innocence.

Jiang Ping stared at him with confusion in his eyes.

Wen Hongshan didn't realize it at all.

When dealing with Jiang Ping, Wen Hongshan didn't keep an eye on it. When he cooperated with Jiang Ping's studio, Wen Hongshan, who had always been strict with the contract, only took one look at the contract and signed it casually.

It was the first time he realized that someone had broken the line between public and private. If he knew that Jiang Ping was waiting for him outside, Wen Hongshan would have held the meeting faster. His partners would joke that Mr. Jiang Now, Mr. Wen is more humane.

"No." Wen Hongshan always answered a little coldly.

He didn't want people to think that he treated Jiang Ping specially.

He wanted everyone to know that Jiang Ping was a diligent and conscientious little genius. He didn't reach out to help him, and the other party was just as good.

Before Wen Hongshan had time to say a few more words, Jiang Ping hugged Mrs. Tang and coughed a few times, Wen Hongshan frowned: "You see a doctor, no, what did the imperial doctor say? Didn't he say that the illness is cured?"

"I can't die." Jiang Ping caressed his chest nonchalantly, and hammered the hammer impatiently.

"I know a person from the world who knows Gu worms. If you don't mind, I will invite him."

"You said that..." Jiang Ping couldn't help laughing helplessly, a little convinced that Wen Hongshan didn't instigate the poison. This person's upright and reckless nature is so upright, thanks to him being able to hold the frontier.

What he said, if someone with a heart listened to it, he would not know how many right and wrong tongues would be aroused.

But Wen Hongshan, who had taught his subordinates to be cautious in words and deeds before, didn't realize that his IQ was completely offline in front of Jiang Ping.

Wen Hongshan said he was looking for someone, Wen Hongshan just walked out of the study a few steps away, he felt the pain so much that he panicked, staggered a few steps and fell against the wall, Jiang Ping naturally saw it, and suspected that there was something wrong with the Gu worm , while inviting the imperial doctor, he also held a cup of tea and stared at it while sipping it.

When he got the Gu worm, he just had a fever all over his body, like typhoid fever, and then he developed a rash. After taking the medicine, his headache and brain fever improved a lot, but he often had chest tightness and shortness of breath, and he didn't know if it was a sequela or what.

But Jiang Ping didn't feel afraid for some reason, he just felt that he was getting along.

Wen Hongshan was not stable when he fell asleep, and the pain was too obvious. He lay down and felt that the part penetrated by the long knife seemed to be burning with a branding iron. He was trembling, and he didn't know until the imperial doctor and apprentice took off his thin clothes, revealing his bandaged body.

Blood was already pouring out of his abdomen, and Wen Hongshan was breathing intermittently, as if he would lose his breath at any moment. Jiang Ping knew that he was injured from the informant, but he never imagined that he was injured so badly.

What's worse, their general turned out to be disabled.

"Reporting to the Holy Majesty, judging by the degree of healing of his wound, I am afraid... he has been disabled for a year or even more than a year."

"Absurd! General Wen has been seriously injured so far, but no one knows about it?" Jiang Ping's expression turned cold, and the imperial physician was silent.

Struggling in pain, Wen Hongshan even heard the beeping sound from 520 damn, reminding him that the task completion deadline was shortened to [-] task days because he had sold miserably to the target of the capture.

I'm not, I don't, I really don't want to be miserable.

In a tragedy in the world, Mr. Wen was forced to sell miserably while he was offline.

After all, the imperial doctor couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he only re-treated his wound, applied medicine to bandage it, and poured him two bowls of decoction that was so bitter and hungry.

When Wen Hongshan woke up, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. When he saw Jiang Ping, he took a memorial and annotated beside him, and guarded him personally.

In the past, he was considered to be in good health. Except for migraines, he had almost never had a cold or fever, so he didn't know how Jiang Ping would treat him.

Now he looked at Jiang Ping, who was still immature under the dim light, and couldn't help but shake his head. Then he saw that little Jiang Ping seemed a little cold, with his hands and feet huddled in the thick fur of an unknown animal.

How can minors stay up late.

Wen Hongshan frowned, and said hoarsely, "What are you doing here?"

520 has almost given up on Wenhongshan.

He didn't know where to start.

The straight man Wen always put up an iron wall against him, and he felt that he couldn't get rid of it no matter what.

"What are you doing here! My little emperor! Special! Watching you when you are sick! What happened to the first sentence you opened your eyes! What's the matter with you!" 520 was heartbroken, too sympathetic to Jiang Ping, Crazy press the punishment button that he can't press, don't stop him, let President Wen die, die now.

Wen Hongshan really wanted to know if the system had a mute function, it was too noisy.

"Look at what our general Wen said, you are our great hero, what's wrong with me, your brothers have to come back from the frontier and tear me apart." Jiang Ping smiled, his eyes stared blankly at him. left pant leg.

"will not."

If he was going to die, he would have nothing to do with Jiang Ping and would not harm him.

Jiang Ping shook his head, sighed and did not speak, bowed his head and continued to criticize the memorial.

"Why did you only say two words in this sentence, Mr. Wen, can you stop being so cruel." After calling 520 for a while, Lianliankan regained his mentality, and was forced to remind dutifully.

"It's all nonsense, he just needs to know that I won't hurt him." Wen Hongshan replied 520 in his heart.

Wen Hongshan acted swiftly and resolutely, afraid of long nights and dreams, the first time he returned to the mansion from the palace, he contacted his good friend, but the journey was far away, and the other party took a week to arrive. At the same time, Wen Hongshan also sent people to track down The origin of the string of Buddhist beads, who has passed through the hands of the investigation.

When the friend arrived, it was already winter and the first snow fell.

Regardless of his ability, the little emperor was diligent, but he stopped his morning court for the first time this day. It was said that he was ill and couldn't get out of bed.

On the contrary, Wen Hongshan's body recovery speed is extremely fast, obviously the injury that never healed before, healed up quickly once he came back, at first he suspected that the medicine used in the palace was very good, until he saw Jiang again flat.

Jiang Ping was so sick that he was skinny and his father was weeping. Jiang Ping saw that Wen Hongshan was exhausted, so he coughed twice weakly.

The person he brought covered his face, said something impolite in a low voice, pinched Jiang Ping's eyelids to check around, then looked at the prayer beads brought over, and asked: "Did the person who brought the prayer beads say anything? "

Jiang Ping struggled to speak, and Wen Hongshan couldn't stand it anymore, so he lifted him up and held him in his arms, so that he could breathe evenly on his own.

"Hey... how about the general..." Jiang Ping was a little surprised.

"I never thought of killing you," Wen Hongshan said.

If Wen Hongshan was really interested in the throne, with his military power in his hands, the little emperor would have died countless times in his hands. This time, collaborating with the enemy and stopping the enemy must be due to a moment of impatience.

Jiang Ping softened his tone and said, "I'm sorry for you."

Wen Hongshan suddenly heard the notification that the task was completed, but he was not happy.

The friend on the side couldn't help interrupting their strange relationship between the monarch and his ministers, and asked, "Did you say anything when the beads were delivered?"

Eunuch Shang suddenly remembered something, and said: "Mrs. Wen said at the time that the master had consecrated this prayer bead, and said that she should wear it for seven days to pray for blessings, and then give it to the person she wants to protect. It will have a miraculous effect." .”

"Sure enough."

"How to say?" Wen Hongshan asked.

"The witch doctor on the barbarian side would use this insect. I guess it was to deal with you. They took great pains to give it to Mrs. Wen. I thought your mother would give you the Buddhist beads. I never thought that Mrs. Wen would feel more sorry for the current Holy Majesty. So when the Buddha beads were sent over, you got bitten again by accident, but now it's..."

"Mrs. Wen...love me?" Jiang Ping asked in disbelief.

"My mother often told me that you lost your mother when you were young, and your mother changed again and again. No one has ever really loved you, but you are a good boy. Let me not forget my original intention, so that I can rest assured/Bangding for you country."

"What about you?" the little emperor asked.

"I am a good son of heaven for the people, An/Bang will stabilize the country." These words were mixed with the emotions of the original owner and Wen Hongshan.

"So what's going on, Your Majesty?" Eunuch Shang was in a hurry.

"There is a nest of worms on this Buddhist beads, called dodder worms. In fact, two of them are enough. It's just that the barbarians may not be sure about the hatching time, so they put each one. They usually only live one in a nest, and the weaker they are in theory. Those who live longer will live longer, because they will snatch nutrients from the bugs of the same origin. Originally, they probably wanted to use Mrs. Wen to drag down Wen Hongshan, but..."