Straight man training manual

Wen Hongshan rarely fell asleep.Xu felt uncomfortable in his stomach, tossed and turned, still thinking about how little time was left, and didn't know how to complete the tasks assigned by the system.

big crisis.

Wen Hongshan faced a rare crisis in his life.

For love and marriage, Wen Hongshan did not find too many practical suggestions and references.

Tolstoy wrote an over and over again quote at the beginning of "Anna Karenina": Happy families are all alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

When Wen Hongshan saw this, he felt that it was a nonsense that was not worthy of being spread so widely.

Because when people evaluate what happiness is, happiness itself already represents countless potential standards-family harmony, full of children and grandchildren, good family background and so on.And unfortunately there are just too many directions.

Who cares how a substandard product is substandard?

Before getting married, Wen Hongshan found more guidance, all talking about the sorrows of poor and lowly couples, many conflicts of interest before and after marriage, quarrels about not respecting each other enough, and various cheating behaviors.

Wen Hongshan has made plans for these things, including the prenuptial agreement between the two, which also explains how the property will be divided if the two divorce.Although Jiang Ping signed the contract without even looking at it at the time, Wen Hongshan always felt that Jiang Ping was not cautious enough in doing things.

I am older than Jiang Ping, and should bear more responsibilities, so Wen Hongshan's property division mode in the prenuptial agreement, to put it bluntly, is that as long as it is completely his own, it will be given to Jiang Ping.He only kept in his own hands the remaining things that were subject to property rights disputes.

And regardless of the reason for divorce, it is this distribution model.

Even if the reason for the divorce is that Jiang Ping doesn't like him anymore.

When it was daylight, Wen Hongshan still couldn't sleep soundly.

520 hesitated to speak for countless times, not knowing whether he should keep pretending to be dead as if nothing happened, or give the other party a little friendly reminder.

To be reasonable, its system settings are really not difficult at all, okay?

The tasks are all given for free, okay?

According to the data from the previous public beta, more than 80% of people will not be stuck with the tasks of the novice level, okay?As long as you work hard, you can complete the difficulty, okay?

Let's take last night as an example. In the atmosphere last night, when the little emperor had a good impression of him, with such a little bit of drinking, he could at least get the little emperor to take off his coat with half-hearted push. In the end, the humanities were always good. , I took a shower and changed my clothes. I was so awake that I didn’t want to, and I hugged him on the bed, but it was still very well-behaved, just like a father who is kind and filial.

520 is true, but I don't know how to evaluate it.

Forget it, as long as Mr. Wen is happy.

In recent years, there have been constant wars, so the children of the royal family and nobles often learn to ride and shoot, and often hunt for fun. Even the little emperor can do it to some extent, but the part that the little emperor has to participate in is actually not much. The first martial arts performances are military The soldiers in the army will participate, and only the final hunt will let the princes and nobles end.

Wen Hongshan has already made it clear that several young soldiers are good candidates specially selected by him, and several veterans are experienced, but among the veterans, Wen Hongshan arranged one or two with a calm personality, let them Depending on the situation on the field, release water when necessary, and don't lose face on the opposite side.

The first ones were all young soldiers, the elite of the Flying Feather team took the lead and won a lot of prizes. The barbarians seemed a little frustrated when they lost, but Di Rong didn't change his smile and didn't say anything.

After six rounds, four wins and two losses. Before the hunting started, Di Rong suddenly raised his knife and mounted the horse, swung the knife towards Wen Hongshan, and said, "General Wen! It's so boring to watch, let's also learn from each other." .”

This kind of provocative behavior made Wen Hongshan's personal guards angry, and he was about to end the fight with the opponent, but Wen Hongshan slightly stopped him.He looked at Jiang Ping inquiringly.

Jiang Ping hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded, and Wen Hongshan ended.

Di Rong is a shrewd person. He has been deliberately trying to provoke the relationship between Wen Hongshan and Jiang Ping. It is clear that Jiang Ping is the king and Wen Hongshan is the minister. From the beginning to the end, Di Rong's attitude completely ignored the little emperor. of.

In the previous discussions, the default was to see no blood, and the point was to stop, but after the two generals on both sides left the field, the atmosphere on the field suddenly became tense.

The strength in Wen Hongshan's hands tightened, and he suddenly sank down, trying to follow the physical memory of this body more.

When the soldiers met each other, in the shadow of flying swords and swords, Wen Hongshan saw himself and General Wen.

Wen Hongshan on the battlefield is more lively and full of exciting attraction than his appearance anywhere.

It seems that he wants to pour all his unwillingness into the heavy spear.

520 sometimes doesn't understand Wen Hongshan's approach. This is just a virtual space he superimposes with countless data. General Wen is just an identity. It doesn't matter if he is doing official business that has nothing to do with the task, and taking care of everything. Whether it's a trip to the country's facade, from the perspective of 520, this is a puzzling superfluous move.

When this world ends and the data is sealed, who cares what happened here?

"I care about people who occupy my status." Wen Hongshan didn't know who to answer.

"But it's fake." 520 said with some puzzlement.

"To me, this world is fake, but to him it is real, even if it is only for a moment, since he wants it, why don't I give it to him?" Wen Hongshan replied nonchalantly.

He also longed for this kind of wanton heartiness, even in a dream.

Wen Hongshan's family was very strict in family education. During the long period of time from childhood to adulthood, Wen Hongshan had almost no room to control his own life.

There was only one time, and that time was the first month of his study abroad. The school hadn't started yet, and the tasks assigned to him by his family were not heavy. Wen Hongshan, who rarely had free time, didn't know what to do.

He spent the whole day wandering the wet streets and alleys, watching small animals for a long time in the local flower and bird market.At night, when he passed the door of a small private theater, a young boy with a painted face stopped him.

"Are you Chinese? Just came to study abroad?"

"En." Wen Hongshan replied sullenly.

"Come in and play! It's only 10 dollars. Have you ever seen an interactive stage play! Come in and watch it!" The other party almost bought and sold by force, and forced him into the small theater.

Wen Hongshan was stunned the whole time.

Seeing those people with exaggerated postures and wanton smiles, walking around on the stage and tables, even if the performance made a mistake, they were not nervous at all. The young boy who brought him in couldn't help but whispered to him: " Their lines are wrong again, but it’s okay, you should cooperate with them.”

At the fork in the small theater, the young man stood silently aside, Wen Hongshan asked him, "Which way should I go?"

"Which way are you going?" the boy asked back.

"I don't know." Wen Hongshan frowned.

"Then—this question is not important!"

At the time of the exit, the young boy with painted face took a paintbrush and asked him: "I can draw a character for you, what do you want me to draw for you?"

Wen Hongshan, who didn't understand what they were doing from the beginning to the end, remained silent in a daze.

"Okay, I don't know sir. Then I'll draw you the most classic Alice." The boy involuntarily drew a few strokes of a girl who looked like a foreign country on the inside of Wen Hongshan's wrist.

When Wen Hongshan was about to leave, the boy showed him an exaggerated courtesy, and said in fluent English: "Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours."

Wen Hongshan didn't know until later that they were performing Alice in Wonderland that day.

The other party said, you can't always live for others, the decision is in your hands.

The grotesque performance that night, and the young boy with painted face, have been lingering in Wen Hongshan's dream for a long time.

It filled the part that Wen Hongshan had been blank all along.

Later, when Jiang Ping invited him to watch a show together, the other party bent down, performed an exaggerated courtesy, took his hand, and asked him with a teasing smile: "MissAlice, you want to go watch with me." drama?"

That night in the dark night, the boy's painted face overlapped with the handsome face of the young man in front of him. At that moment, even the atheist Wen Hongshan had a rare sense of destiny.

As the swords and guns collided again and again, Wen Hongshan felt that the resentment in the opponent's heart gradually disappeared. When Wen Hongshan couldn't feel the existence of the opponent at all, his whole spirit was also lifted, and there was no pressure in his chest anymore. Stuffed like a stone, for a moment 520 felt that there was so much data in this world that it couldn't handle it for a while.

The information flow composed of countless thank you almost drowned 520 in it.

Wen Hongshan took back complete control of his body, and Di Rong was clearly on par with him, but he didn't have the slightest feeling of ending the sparring.

In the process of another body-staggering, Di Rong slammed down the lane. Rather, the opponent's path made Wen Hongshan unable to realize what this path was going to do for a while. Di Rong's upper body was full of flaws, and Wen Hongshan's Unable to stop for a while, he could only forcefully stagger away, leaving a bloodstain on the opponent's face.

Di Rong raised his hands to signal that he would admit defeat, but there was still an uproar all around.

Wen Hongshan suddenly lowered his head to react.

Di Rong's knife got stuck on his prosthetic limb, and the force was controlled just enough to cut into his prosthetic limb without hurting the horse.

Wen Hongshan bent down and threw the scimitar back to the opponent, and rode back to his camp without changing his face.

He took the bandage handed over by the personal guard, and temporarily tightened the almost broken artificial limb.

In this case, it is not easy for Hongshan to explain.Di Rong's purpose seems to be here.