Handbook for Avoiding the Court
Chapter 26
Not long after, a slightly obscene bearded man wearing a felt hat with the brim pressed down very low, holding a large wine jar in his arms, went straight to the table of the bandits in the courtyard, nodded and bowed and poured wine into their bowl. liquor.
The few falcons on the old locust tree gathered themselves together, and for a while they couldn't believe it, this bearded man was more like a bandit than a bandit!
Not to mention the bandits can see what's coming, they chew peanuts, gnaw chicken legs, drink wine, in a variety of ways.After busy work, Eryi really blended into the bandit world and was very responsible.
In the twelfth lunar month of winter, the night is as cold as ice, and a crescent moon hangs far away in the sky. The bleak moonlight passes through the leaves and falls on the body in fine pieces, creating a chilling chill.
After about one stick of incense, the noise of the bandits gradually subsided, until there was no sound, two one snapped their fingers, and several falcons looked at each other, comprehending, clasped their fists at Fang Ji, and flew down.
Fang Ji seemed a little displeased, and looked at the ground coldly.Er Yi raised his head and said softly: "Young master, you are safe on the tree, I will pick you up after I deal with them!" He couldn't help but run away!
Fang Ji glanced down at the ground, hesitated for a moment, and thought: Although I have no internal strength, I am by no means a useless person.Immediately stood up, with a wave of the arm, the rustling branches rustled, a gust of wind blew by, Fang Ji fell to the ground, and a few withered yellow leaves fell to his shoulders. After all, he had no internal strength, even light kung fu could not be performed properly, and his footsteps were slightly unsteady. Steady, and a little numb.
Fang Ji walked into the inner hall, there were bandits lying all over the ground, it seemed that the falcons had already been dealt with.Fang Ji also had no worries, and walked towards the back hall.
As soon as I arrived at the back mountain, I didn't see the bandits, but there were already sounds of fighting, swords and swords interlacing, and the sound of "clang clang clang clang" came into my ears.
Fang Ji stepped out of the courtyard, several falcons and bandits had already fought, Eryi turned around and saw Fang Ji, and shouted: "Master, run, these bandits are suddenly vicious, not like those gangsters in the front yard! "
Before the words fell, the two bandits raised their swords and slashed at Fang Ji, with a "hissing" cold wind, very violent.
Fang Ji had no expression on his face, and grabbed the courtyard lamp sideways and threw it at the two bandits. With a block of the sword, the courtyard lamp was split into two, and the light of the fire sprinkled the two of them. The long knife roared past, blood splattered everywhere!
Fang Ji held a long knife in his hand, blood dripped from the edge.
Er Yi drew back, dodged to Fang Ji's side, and protected him to the cave entrance, "Master, look at these two things, they are not afraid of realgar powder!"
Two shiny black pythons curled up lazily at the entrance of the cave, which was tightly blocked. There were two bandits lying on the entrance of the cave, and there were still a few pools of blood on the ground.
"Where's the drug?" Fang Ji stretched out his hand with a calm expression.
"That, that, I was afraid that the medicine wasn't strong enough, so I poured it into the wine jar..." Er Yi touched his nose, and two fake beards floated to the ground.
Fang Ji's usual indifferent face instantly seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar, and Er Yi took half a step back indiscernibly, he could already feel the coldness on Fang Ji's body.
"Go to the front yard and get all the leftover spirits and sprinkle all the realgar powder in."
"Yes. But young master, stay away from it! Don't..."
"You talk too much." Fang Ji interrupted him.
As soon as Er Yi left, several bandits rushed in, and rushed forward with their teeth and claws.
Due to the loss of internal strength, the heavy long knife is very difficult to use, not only inflexible, but also very strenuous.
The four machetes went straight to the front door. Fang Ji knew that it would be futile to block with the knives, so he could only sway left and right, and in vain shrank his weight back. , two screams, and fell face to the ground.
Seeing that their companions had fallen, the other two bandits became furious and slashed wildly with their two big knives. Although there was no way to do it, they slashed fiercely, and the knives were deadly!
Of course Fang Ji couldn't confront them head-on, the strength was extremely ferocious.Can only apply the old tricks, dodge left and right, move a thousand catties four or two, only hear the sound of wind in the skirt.
After a while, the two bandits were exhausted, their breathing was unstable, and beads of sweat were dripping on their rough faces.
A giant python at the entrance of the cave suddenly woke up, and a gust of cool wind came blowing, carrying a strong stench.
Probably smelling the smell of blood, they let go of their hovering bodies in an instant, and the two bandits dropped their swords and ran away in fright.
And Fang Ji was only two feet away from the python, and the bloody sword instantly aroused the python's appetite.It opened its mouth wide, with a blood-red tongue, "呲呲" breathing cold air!
Fang Ji's heart sank, and he secretly said it was bad!Before he could dodge it, the snake tail had wrapped around his body, getting tighter and higher!
With his right hand outside, Fang Jilu picked up a big knife and slashed at the snake's body, only to hear a cold "bang bang" sound, the knife edge was cut!The snake body is safe and sound!
Although it didn't hurt the snake, it angered the giant python. It swung its tail angrily, and Fang Ji was hit hard on the top of the cave, and landed heavily on the ground again!
Fang Ji was spinning, his ears were filled with roaring sounds, and his brain was bursting with dull pain.Before he could get up, the giant python rolled him up again, swinging it left and right, flapping, like a game, the howling cold wind kept pouring into the eardrums, Fang Ji suddenly lost his hearing and couldn't hear anything.The soul also seems to be out of the body.
This snake is very playful!
It raised its tail, rolled Fang Ji in front of its eyes, and opened its mouth wide, revealing its sharp teeth, as if it was tired of playing.
Suddenly, it sniffed and sniffed at Fang Ji, as if hesitating, Fang Ji seemed to see a familiar figure in its thick black and cold eyes, he closed his eyes, and thought: I can't die!I can't die! !
A cold light flashed, and Fang Ji took out a gleaming dagger from his sleeve, and plunged it into the heart of the giant python, and blood flowed profusely, spraying Fang Ji's face.
This dagger is really sharp!
The giant python angrily slapped Fang Ji on the ground, Fang Ji's heart tightened, and a feeling of nausea surged over him. Before he could react, the giant python opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards Fang Ji's forehead. Frowning tightly, he took a mouthful of blood towards the ground, stood up suddenly, and stabbed fiercely at the python's eyes!
In an instant, the python's eyes turned into a bloody hole, and Fang Ji hit the courtyard wall with a huge impact, and the courtyard wall collapsed!A few bluestone bricks fell on Fang Ji.
A burst of incomparably severe pain hit his chest, as if his chest was being tormented by the flames of hell, mouthfuls of blood were coughed up, staining his snow-like robes red.
It is said that misfortunes never come singly, and it still has a certain basis.
There was a rustling sound, and another boa constrictor woke up too!
The light in Fang Ji's eyes dimmed little by little, "I'm sorry..."
Perhaps seeing the dying companion and the blood all over the ground, another python quickly let go of its hovering body and roared in Fang Ji's direction. With a flick of the snake's tail, Fang Ji was snapped to the other side of the wall, and his robe was shattered. Torn in tatters.
A crystal clear object in his arms fell to the ground with a crisp sound!it broke...
"No!" Fang Ji let out a hoarse roar from his throat, he moved his body and crawled towards it.
The python didn't stop attacking, it didn't seem to have the patience of the previous python, it opened its mouth wide, trying to swallow Fang Ji!
In the blink of an eye, it stopped attacking suddenly, and its mouth sniffed the broken object in Fang Ji's hand.
Suddenly it rolled up Fang Ji with its snake tail, but it sent him to the gate of the courtyard very gently, then stretched out its tongue and licked Fang Ji's bloody face, Fang Ji's erratic thoughts were pulled back instantly: this is why?
"Master!" Er Yi ran in with a bloody face, empty hands, smelling like wine!
The giant python glanced at Eryi with its dark eyes, and spat at him again, but it didn't attack him!
Eryi looked at the boa constrictor in disbelief, then at Fang Ji, who was in a state of distress, and asked weakly, "Young master, is this a boa constrictor?"
Fang Ji sized it up and said coldly, "Is the wine good?"
Hearing the words, Eryi felt a little bit in his heart, and secretly cried out!
"Master, I didn't drink, I was holding the wine jar and knocked it over, and there are many bandits outside!" Er Yi stroked the corners of his blue eyes, then looked at the boa constrictor in front of him, his heart trembled.
Fang Ji raised his palm, and the white jade fragments in his palm were particularly painful. He suddenly squeezed his palm, and the blood snaked down his wrist and invaded his sleeves, and the snow-white sleeve robe was stained with bright red bit by bit.
The boa constrictor probably smelled the fresh blood, spit out Xinzi, stood up again, and came over with heavy panting, the cold Xinzi licked Fang Ji's wrist, his movements were very intimate and gentle.
Eryi was dumbfounded, he seemed to understand something, but he couldn't understand it very much. Finally, he admitted in his heart that there was a hole in his mind.
Fang Ji put the broken jade into his sleeve, and the boa constrictor poked its head into Fang Ji's wide-mouthed sleeve robe, and licked the pieces of broken jade again, until Fang Ji stretched out his hands to pinch its head, and then it retreated reluctantly. out.
Fang Ji instantly understood that this snake has spirituality!Could it be that it saw the broken jade, it was the white jade mask he gave Mo Jin for many years, could it recognize it?
Thinking back to those two times when Mo Jin was attracting snakes, and hearing about the Snake Valley mentioned by Mrs. Qiu and her mother-in-law that day, isn't it Mo Jin? !
Fang Ji had an epiphany!
He stroked the boa constrictor lightly, and pointed to the entrance of the hole.
This guy instantly understood. It lifted the tail of the snake, gently rolled up Fang Ji, and galloped towards the cave, leaving gray marks on the ground.
"Master!" Er Yi couldn't help shouting, he raised his foot to follow, only to hear Fang Jiyouyou say: "You stay outside, I'll come back as soon as I go."
The cave was dark and there were no guards inside. As soon as the boa constrictor entered, Fang Ji remembered the middle-aged man's instructions. He patted the snake's body and said, "There are traps!"
The boa constrictor seemed to understand something, he put Fang Ji aside, swept the snake's tail violently, the cave was shaken, dust and mud fell down, and rows of arrows shot out from the top of the cave!
There was another rattle, the oil lamp fell, and a small hole was exposed. Could it be the keyhole?Not as loud as Fang Ji's soft sound, the boa constrictor slammed into it, with a loud "bang", a stone door collapsed, and a strong rotten smell accompanied by the restless cold wind rushed to the nostrils.
"Help..." The dark crowd behind an iron fence squeezed out desperately!
The boa constrictor slammed into the iron fence a few more times, and with a "boom", the iron fence was knocked open, and a large number of people inside fell down, wailing continuously.
The author has something to say:
In the past, I always liked to make some poems or something in my speech, but later I found that it is better to say a few words of truth.
The later chapters are a bit self-indulgent.
It could be the dead of night.
It was too noisy during the day, and I couldn't hold back a few words.
It is now 01:15 Beijing time.
I saved it and sent it.
good night.
The few falcons on the old locust tree gathered themselves together, and for a while they couldn't believe it, this bearded man was more like a bandit than a bandit!
Not to mention the bandits can see what's coming, they chew peanuts, gnaw chicken legs, drink wine, in a variety of ways.After busy work, Eryi really blended into the bandit world and was very responsible.
In the twelfth lunar month of winter, the night is as cold as ice, and a crescent moon hangs far away in the sky. The bleak moonlight passes through the leaves and falls on the body in fine pieces, creating a chilling chill.
After about one stick of incense, the noise of the bandits gradually subsided, until there was no sound, two one snapped their fingers, and several falcons looked at each other, comprehending, clasped their fists at Fang Ji, and flew down.
Fang Ji seemed a little displeased, and looked at the ground coldly.Er Yi raised his head and said softly: "Young master, you are safe on the tree, I will pick you up after I deal with them!" He couldn't help but run away!
Fang Ji glanced down at the ground, hesitated for a moment, and thought: Although I have no internal strength, I am by no means a useless person.Immediately stood up, with a wave of the arm, the rustling branches rustled, a gust of wind blew by, Fang Ji fell to the ground, and a few withered yellow leaves fell to his shoulders. After all, he had no internal strength, even light kung fu could not be performed properly, and his footsteps were slightly unsteady. Steady, and a little numb.
Fang Ji walked into the inner hall, there were bandits lying all over the ground, it seemed that the falcons had already been dealt with.Fang Ji also had no worries, and walked towards the back hall.
As soon as I arrived at the back mountain, I didn't see the bandits, but there were already sounds of fighting, swords and swords interlacing, and the sound of "clang clang clang clang" came into my ears.
Fang Ji stepped out of the courtyard, several falcons and bandits had already fought, Eryi turned around and saw Fang Ji, and shouted: "Master, run, these bandits are suddenly vicious, not like those gangsters in the front yard! "
Before the words fell, the two bandits raised their swords and slashed at Fang Ji, with a "hissing" cold wind, very violent.
Fang Ji had no expression on his face, and grabbed the courtyard lamp sideways and threw it at the two bandits. With a block of the sword, the courtyard lamp was split into two, and the light of the fire sprinkled the two of them. The long knife roared past, blood splattered everywhere!
Fang Ji held a long knife in his hand, blood dripped from the edge.
Er Yi drew back, dodged to Fang Ji's side, and protected him to the cave entrance, "Master, look at these two things, they are not afraid of realgar powder!"
Two shiny black pythons curled up lazily at the entrance of the cave, which was tightly blocked. There were two bandits lying on the entrance of the cave, and there were still a few pools of blood on the ground.
"Where's the drug?" Fang Ji stretched out his hand with a calm expression.
"That, that, I was afraid that the medicine wasn't strong enough, so I poured it into the wine jar..." Er Yi touched his nose, and two fake beards floated to the ground.
Fang Ji's usual indifferent face instantly seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar, and Er Yi took half a step back indiscernibly, he could already feel the coldness on Fang Ji's body.
"Go to the front yard and get all the leftover spirits and sprinkle all the realgar powder in."
"Yes. But young master, stay away from it! Don't..."
"You talk too much." Fang Ji interrupted him.
As soon as Er Yi left, several bandits rushed in, and rushed forward with their teeth and claws.
Due to the loss of internal strength, the heavy long knife is very difficult to use, not only inflexible, but also very strenuous.
The four machetes went straight to the front door. Fang Ji knew that it would be futile to block with the knives, so he could only sway left and right, and in vain shrank his weight back. , two screams, and fell face to the ground.
Seeing that their companions had fallen, the other two bandits became furious and slashed wildly with their two big knives. Although there was no way to do it, they slashed fiercely, and the knives were deadly!
Of course Fang Ji couldn't confront them head-on, the strength was extremely ferocious.Can only apply the old tricks, dodge left and right, move a thousand catties four or two, only hear the sound of wind in the skirt.
After a while, the two bandits were exhausted, their breathing was unstable, and beads of sweat were dripping on their rough faces.
A giant python at the entrance of the cave suddenly woke up, and a gust of cool wind came blowing, carrying a strong stench.
Probably smelling the smell of blood, they let go of their hovering bodies in an instant, and the two bandits dropped their swords and ran away in fright.
And Fang Ji was only two feet away from the python, and the bloody sword instantly aroused the python's appetite.It opened its mouth wide, with a blood-red tongue, "呲呲" breathing cold air!
Fang Ji's heart sank, and he secretly said it was bad!Before he could dodge it, the snake tail had wrapped around his body, getting tighter and higher!
With his right hand outside, Fang Jilu picked up a big knife and slashed at the snake's body, only to hear a cold "bang bang" sound, the knife edge was cut!The snake body is safe and sound!
Although it didn't hurt the snake, it angered the giant python. It swung its tail angrily, and Fang Ji was hit hard on the top of the cave, and landed heavily on the ground again!
Fang Ji was spinning, his ears were filled with roaring sounds, and his brain was bursting with dull pain.Before he could get up, the giant python rolled him up again, swinging it left and right, flapping, like a game, the howling cold wind kept pouring into the eardrums, Fang Ji suddenly lost his hearing and couldn't hear anything.The soul also seems to be out of the body.
This snake is very playful!
It raised its tail, rolled Fang Ji in front of its eyes, and opened its mouth wide, revealing its sharp teeth, as if it was tired of playing.
Suddenly, it sniffed and sniffed at Fang Ji, as if hesitating, Fang Ji seemed to see a familiar figure in its thick black and cold eyes, he closed his eyes, and thought: I can't die!I can't die! !
A cold light flashed, and Fang Ji took out a gleaming dagger from his sleeve, and plunged it into the heart of the giant python, and blood flowed profusely, spraying Fang Ji's face.
This dagger is really sharp!
The giant python angrily slapped Fang Ji on the ground, Fang Ji's heart tightened, and a feeling of nausea surged over him. Before he could react, the giant python opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards Fang Ji's forehead. Frowning tightly, he took a mouthful of blood towards the ground, stood up suddenly, and stabbed fiercely at the python's eyes!
In an instant, the python's eyes turned into a bloody hole, and Fang Ji hit the courtyard wall with a huge impact, and the courtyard wall collapsed!A few bluestone bricks fell on Fang Ji.
A burst of incomparably severe pain hit his chest, as if his chest was being tormented by the flames of hell, mouthfuls of blood were coughed up, staining his snow-like robes red.
It is said that misfortunes never come singly, and it still has a certain basis.
There was a rustling sound, and another boa constrictor woke up too!
The light in Fang Ji's eyes dimmed little by little, "I'm sorry..."
Perhaps seeing the dying companion and the blood all over the ground, another python quickly let go of its hovering body and roared in Fang Ji's direction. With a flick of the snake's tail, Fang Ji was snapped to the other side of the wall, and his robe was shattered. Torn in tatters.
A crystal clear object in his arms fell to the ground with a crisp sound!it broke...
"No!" Fang Ji let out a hoarse roar from his throat, he moved his body and crawled towards it.
The python didn't stop attacking, it didn't seem to have the patience of the previous python, it opened its mouth wide, trying to swallow Fang Ji!
In the blink of an eye, it stopped attacking suddenly, and its mouth sniffed the broken object in Fang Ji's hand.
Suddenly it rolled up Fang Ji with its snake tail, but it sent him to the gate of the courtyard very gently, then stretched out its tongue and licked Fang Ji's bloody face, Fang Ji's erratic thoughts were pulled back instantly: this is why?
"Master!" Er Yi ran in with a bloody face, empty hands, smelling like wine!
The giant python glanced at Eryi with its dark eyes, and spat at him again, but it didn't attack him!
Eryi looked at the boa constrictor in disbelief, then at Fang Ji, who was in a state of distress, and asked weakly, "Young master, is this a boa constrictor?"
Fang Ji sized it up and said coldly, "Is the wine good?"
Hearing the words, Eryi felt a little bit in his heart, and secretly cried out!
"Master, I didn't drink, I was holding the wine jar and knocked it over, and there are many bandits outside!" Er Yi stroked the corners of his blue eyes, then looked at the boa constrictor in front of him, his heart trembled.
Fang Ji raised his palm, and the white jade fragments in his palm were particularly painful. He suddenly squeezed his palm, and the blood snaked down his wrist and invaded his sleeves, and the snow-white sleeve robe was stained with bright red bit by bit.
The boa constrictor probably smelled the fresh blood, spit out Xinzi, stood up again, and came over with heavy panting, the cold Xinzi licked Fang Ji's wrist, his movements were very intimate and gentle.
Eryi was dumbfounded, he seemed to understand something, but he couldn't understand it very much. Finally, he admitted in his heart that there was a hole in his mind.
Fang Ji put the broken jade into his sleeve, and the boa constrictor poked its head into Fang Ji's wide-mouthed sleeve robe, and licked the pieces of broken jade again, until Fang Ji stretched out his hands to pinch its head, and then it retreated reluctantly. out.
Fang Ji instantly understood that this snake has spirituality!Could it be that it saw the broken jade, it was the white jade mask he gave Mo Jin for many years, could it recognize it?
Thinking back to those two times when Mo Jin was attracting snakes, and hearing about the Snake Valley mentioned by Mrs. Qiu and her mother-in-law that day, isn't it Mo Jin? !
Fang Ji had an epiphany!
He stroked the boa constrictor lightly, and pointed to the entrance of the hole.
This guy instantly understood. It lifted the tail of the snake, gently rolled up Fang Ji, and galloped towards the cave, leaving gray marks on the ground.
"Master!" Er Yi couldn't help shouting, he raised his foot to follow, only to hear Fang Jiyouyou say: "You stay outside, I'll come back as soon as I go."
The cave was dark and there were no guards inside. As soon as the boa constrictor entered, Fang Ji remembered the middle-aged man's instructions. He patted the snake's body and said, "There are traps!"
The boa constrictor seemed to understand something, he put Fang Ji aside, swept the snake's tail violently, the cave was shaken, dust and mud fell down, and rows of arrows shot out from the top of the cave!
There was another rattle, the oil lamp fell, and a small hole was exposed. Could it be the keyhole?Not as loud as Fang Ji's soft sound, the boa constrictor slammed into it, with a loud "bang", a stone door collapsed, and a strong rotten smell accompanied by the restless cold wind rushed to the nostrils.
"Help..." The dark crowd behind an iron fence squeezed out desperately!
The boa constrictor slammed into the iron fence a few more times, and with a "boom", the iron fence was knocked open, and a large number of people inside fell down, wailing continuously.
The author has something to say:
In the past, I always liked to make some poems or something in my speech, but later I found that it is better to say a few words of truth.
The later chapters are a bit self-indulgent.
It could be the dead of night.
It was too noisy during the day, and I couldn't hold back a few words.
It is now 01:15 Beijing time.
I saved it and sent it.
good night.
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