In the next second, I am your world
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He goes, don't bother me. "
"Really?" Liu Dashan's eyes lit up, he immediately turned back to hold Zhang Yifan's hand, and said in a coquettish voice, "Yifan Gege, look at him..."
Just as Zhang Yifan wanted to escape, Liu Dashan grabbed his hand tightly in the blink of an eye.He really couldn't resist Liu Dashan's acting like a baby, so he quickly agreed: "Brother, don't disgust me, I promise you, can't I promise you..."
"I know you are the best, come, kiss." Liu Dashan pouted and was about to kiss Zhang Yifan's face.
"I don't need a kiss, if you have the ability, go kiss Zhou Xin." Zhang Yifan put his pen over Liu Dashan's mouth, and pointed to Zhou Xin in front of him.
"Damn, who dares to kiss her." Liu Dashan's expression changed, and he cursed.Now when he hears Zhou Xin's name, he thinks of her flying time of 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
Liu Dashan's voice was very low, but Zhou Xin's ears were sharp, and when they mentioned him, he turned his head and stared at Liu Dashan.
Liu Dashan was startled by the stare, and quickly bent down to pretend to do his homework.
Such roles cannot be offended.
It was a little funny for Lin Xue to see the two people in front of them making a fuss, but for some reason he thought of his own tablemate again.Lin Xue turned her head to look at the seat next to her.
empty.
Where did this idiot go?
The next Wednesday and Thursday morning Jiang Han didn't come to school, Lin Xue was a little anxious.
It's not a way to skip class like this, is it?
He went to ask Mr. Mo, and Mr. Mo explained that Jiang Han was not feeling well and had asked for leave for the past few days.
I was fine on Monday, why did I suddenly fall ill?Also asked for a few days off?
Could it be that he was really injured internally by Dashan?
After the lunch break, the chemistry teacher came to urge the students in the class to go to the laboratory.
As soon as Liu Dashan walked out of the teaching building, he found that something was wrong with Lin Xue.
"Brother Xue, what are you thinking about? You're so preoccupied." Liu Dashan asked while holding a chemistry book.
Lin Xue came back to her senses and froze for a moment, shook her head and said, "It's nothing."
"You haven't been very energetic these days. Don't make an explosion when you do the experiment later. I want to live a few more years." Liu Dashan said.
"Don't worry, it won't happen." Lin Xue patted Liu Dashan's shoulder, "Where did the laboratory move?"
"It seems to be on the first floor of the information building." Liu Dashan thought for a while.
The original laboratory building and cafeteria were demolished together, and the laboratories were moved to the first floor of the information building.
Lin Xue looked at Liu Dashan who was alone, and asked, "Where is Yifan? Why didn't he go with you? After seeing your true face, he also abandoned you?"
Liu Dashan was a little helpless: "He has a stomachache, and I don't know if my experiment report has been received..."
Although the laboratory is temporarily filled, the sparrow is small but well-equipped with all kinds of instruments and medicines.
The chemistry teacher in class two is surnamed Yao and has a bald head.According to the version circulated among the students, the reason for Teacher Yao's bald head was an accident in an experiment, and all his hair was burned off, leaving no hair left.But the parties never admitted it.
There was no class at this time, and Teacher Yao was standing on the podium to organize the instruments.
Liu Dashan walked into the laboratory, there was no one there except Mr. Yao
"It seems that we arrived early. Brother Xue, where shall we sit?"
"Sit in the back, be quiet." After Lin Xue finished speaking, she found the innermost seat and sat down.
Liu Dashan sat in the row in front of Lin Xue, put down his book and started playing with those chemical instruments.
Liu Dashan held an Erlenmeyer flask and weighed it: "Chemistry experiments are still interesting, like magic. Physics is really boring."
"Be careful, you will become as hairless as Teacher Yao through magic." Lin Xue said sarcastically.
After hearing this, Liu Dashan quickly covered his hair and stared at Lin Xue: "Brother Xue! Can't you hope for something better! You can't tarnish my black and beautiful hair!"
Just as Lin Xue wanted to continue laughing at Liu Dashan, she heard Zhang Yifan's voice at the door.
"Oh, it's killing me, damn it, I really shouldn't be eating that braised pork at noon." Zhang Yifan came in from the outside clutching his stomach.
Lin Xue looked at Zhang Yifan's painful face, and was a little worried: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you take a leave of absence?"
"It's okay, I can't die yet..." Zhang Yifan sat next to Liu Dashan and rubbed his stomach constantly, "Next time you see me eating braised pork, remember to hit me. I swear I will never eat it again."
Liu Dashan smiled happily: "Forget it, every time there is braised pork in the cafeteria, you can't wait to bring the whole pot over."
"Unconscionable, you can still laugh." Zhang Yifan stared at Liu Dashan, "Be careful that I don't copy the experiment report for you."
Puff puff.
Lin Xue raised her eyebrows: "What voice?"
"I don't know... Fuck! What does it smell like!" Liu Dashan covered his nose halfway through speaking.
Zhang Yifan scratched the back of his head, a little embarrassed: "Uh... sorry, I couldn't hold back just now."
"Something is rotten in your stomach." Lin Xue pinched her nose with a look of disgust, "I'm going to fucking puke."
Zhang Yifan raised his right hand to make a four, and said with grief and indignation: "I make a four! I will never eat the braised pork in the cafeteria again!"
Puff puff.
"Damn! It stinks!"
The number of people in the laboratory gradually increased, and groups of two sat behind a laboratory table.Lin Xue sat alone in the corner, and no one dared to sit beside him.Lin Xue was also so happy, it was easier to work alone, saving those hands-on people from making trouble.
Seeing that everyone was almost here, Mr. Yao clapped his hands and said, "Everyone is almost here, let's start. The first experiment this afternoon is the acid-base neutralization titration experiment. First, check the instruments and equipment on your desk. Is there anything missing in the medicine, if there is something missing, tell me..."
Teacher Yao was in the middle of speaking, but was interrupted by a voice at the door: "Report!"
☆, leak
Lin Xue glanced at the door, and saw that Jiang Han was carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder, with his hands in his trouser pockets, with a faint smile on his face, his face was rosy and lustrous, and he didn't look like he had been sick at all.
This guy will not come for a few days, and catch up with the experimental class as soon as he comes?
Teacher Yao didn't care why Jiang Han was late, but just waved his hand to let him in quickly: "Forget that you came in time, hurry up and find a seat."
Jiang Han responded, turned around and glanced at the laboratory.Two people sat behind each bench, and there seemed to be no other place.
Don't see me, don't see me.Lin Xue prayed silently in her heart.He wanted to do the experiment alone. If Jiang Han sat beside him, judging by Jiang Han's level, it would be fine!
Not to mention bombing the laboratory, it is possible to bomb the school. Lin Xiaoxue may dedicate her life to science.
But Murphy's Law is often so magical.When Jiang Han swept to the last row, he happened to see an empty seat next to Lin Xue.
Lin Xue clasped her hands under the table, and read from Heavenly King Lao Tzu to Jesus Christ.Don't come here, don't come here, it's not fun here... Fuck, this idiot actually came here.
Jiang Han walked up to Lin Xue, and grinned: "Oh, little Aojiao, did you reserve a seat for me?"
Leave a fart, I don't want to sit with you.Lin Xue rolled her eyes fiercely in her heart.
Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't say that out of my mouth. After all, this classmate who had been ill for two and a half days still needed some humanistic care.
Lin Xue reluctantly pulled out another stool under the experimental table, and muttered, "It's for you, sit down."
"I know, you still love me the most." Jiang Han put his schoolbag on the table and sat down, reaching out to pinch Lin Xue's face.
Lin Xue pulled Jiang Han's hand away, and stared at him: "Don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."
Jiang Han withdrew his hand and sat down on the stool awkwardly: "You know how to bully me."
Xue Lin felt a little guilty again.After all, the classmate sitting next to him has just recovered from a serious illness, no matter how much he hates him, he can't be cruel.
Yes, be gentle with him.
Lin Xue fought for a while, and asked in a low voice, "Um...was the one you smoked just now very painful?"
"Huh?" Jiang Han didn't react to Lin Xue's 180° attitude change.
Lin Xue asked again patiently: "Let me ask you, did the smoking just now hurt?"
Jiang Han finally understood the question, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's okay, it's nothing."
"That's good..." Lin Xue picked up the pen on the table and turned it around boredly, "You... What's wrong with you these few days? Why did you suddenly ask for such a long leave?"
"It's okay, it's an old problem." Jiang Han smiled and patted Lin Xue's shoulder, but Lin Xue held back and didn't pull his hand away immediately.
Hold on, he's a sick man and needs attention.Lin Xue recited silently over and over again.
Fuck, if he wasn't a sick man, I would have thrown a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid in his face.
Lin Xueqiang squeezed out a smile, gently took Jiang Han's hand away from his shoulder, put it on Jiang Han's lap gently, and finally said with a gentle smile: "Hey, classmate Jiang Xiaohan, let's listen to the class carefully. ,OK?"
Jiang Han was stunned for a moment. It was the first time he had seen such a gentle Lin Xue, and he couldn't help asking, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
Lin Xue immediately changed her face and shouted, "You fucking have to attend class or get out!"
"I'll listen, I'll listen." Jiang Han was frightened by Lin Xue's series of unpredictable attitude changes, and quickly took out his chemistry book and stared at Teacher Yao to listen to the class.
Teacher Yao was still explaining the steps and precautions of the experiment, very detailed.Although there is basically no danger in the acid-base neutralization titration experiment, some operational details still need to be explained.
However, the students under the podium were obviously too excited to come to the laboratory, talking non-stop, and picking up a chemical instrument with itchy hands from time to time to fiddle with it.
"Everyone remember to write the experiment report well at the end, and don't copy Lin Xue's, let's start doing it next." Teacher Yao asked them to start doing it by themselves after explaining the experiment steps.
There was laughter in the classroom.If the experiment report didn't copy Lin Xue's, who would copy it?
Jiang Han tilted his head and asked, "Is your lab report well written?"
Lin Xue looked at Jiang Han as if she had to look at a fool.His well-written lab reports are well-known throughout the school, right?It has been pasted on display boards several times.
But when he thought about it carefully, this person didn't even take a few classes, and he probably didn't even write a lab report. It's normal not to know his glorious deeds.
"The writing is okay. Don't do it today, just watch it, and I will add your name to the lab report." Lin Xue put on the gloves and goggles, and was about to start adjusting the burette.
"Oh." Hearing that he didn't need to use his hands, Jiang Han suddenly felt a little bored.
He came here for the experimental class, so it's better to let him go home than to let him do it.
Jiang Han watched Lin Xue playing with the experimental equipment, and couldn't help shouting in his heart: I want to play too!
Lin Xue glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, and saw Jiang Han pouted all the time looking at him. Seeing that Jiang Han was a little unhappy, he put down the beaker in his hand and asked, "Do you want to try?"
Jiang Han nodded again and again, finally there was an experimental class, who wouldn't want to come and play by himself?
Lin Xue compromised: "Then you come and help, just don't mess with those reagents."
"Okay!" After being authorized to do it, Jiang Han started to fight excitedly.
Facts have proved that Jiang Han's scumbag nature has far exceeded Lin Xue's expectations.There are rows on the laboratory table, basically all glass bottles with transparent liquid, and the labels on the bottles only write the chemical formula, not the Chinese name.Lin Xue asked for dilute hydrochloric acid. Jiang Han brought a bottle of sodium chloride solution. Get a bottle of potassium permanganate solution.
Is your drinking water purple? ? ?Has this person never taken chemistry class? ? ?
Lin Xuexin was a little tired and had no choice but to take the reagents by herself, and Jiang Han helped with the instruments.Lin Xue asked for an Erlenmeyer flask, but Jiang Han directly took a beaker.What a special Erlenmeyer flask must be triangular!Good guy, it's okay for this person to be poor in chemistry, and he is not as good as a primary school student in Chinese and mathematics.
Lin Xue completely collapsed. When Liu Dashan was his partner before, he only did some handing-out work, but at least he wouldn't take things randomly!Jiang Han's presence here will only increase his workload, and finally Lin Xue blasts Jiang Han away impatiently, letting him stay cool.
Zhang Yifan and Liu Dashan kept laughing as they watched the two people running around in a hurry.
Lin Xue also has today!
In the end, Jiang Han was down and out on the street, but the two of them accepted Jiang Han.
Liu Dashan poured the phenolphthalein solution into the glass jar, and laughed while pouring it. He laughed so much that he poured the solution out of the glass jar several times.
"You also dare to take it, you don't even know anyone and you still have a confident face."
"I really know! NaCl is not hydrochloric acid or something!" Jiang Han still refused to give up, still insisting that he was right.
"Brother, hydrochloric acid is HCl, and NaCl is sodium chloride solution, which is salt water." Zhang Yifan put on the goggles and explained helplessly with a sigh.
Jiang Han lowered his head and frowned slightly: "Really? How could I remember that it wasn't like this..."
Zhang Yifan smiled, and didn't say anything more, intending to let Jiang Han understand it slowly.
"Brother Han, you can just play with us, Brother Xue definitely doesn't want to see you now." Liu Dashan smiled and pointed to Lin Xue behind him.Lin Xue has finished the first experiment and is writing the experiment report.
Jiang Han let out a "hmm", drew a stool by the table, picked up a bottle of reagents and began to fiddle with it.
The second experiment was the ion balance of precipitation in aqueous solution, which was not difficult. Jiang Han happily followed Liu Dashan around to fiddle with it.
After playing for a while, he felt that it was not interesting, so Jiang Han started to create his own experiment.
He picked up a small-mouth bottle that he didn't know what it contained, pulled out a test tube, and poured the solution in it.
Seeing that Jiang Han started to create freely there, Zhang Yifan had an ominous premonition, and reminded him: "Brother Han, don't play around, we won't know how we will die."
"Don't worry, I also beat Lin Xue before, absolutely no problem." Jiang Han waved his hand confidently, and continued with his experiment.
Zhang Yifan was speechless. It was true that Jiang Han beat Lin Xue, but he was blown away in the end.
Life is threatened!
But Zhang Yifan was not too worried when he saw that Jiang Han was just dripping this into that and shaking the test tube. After all, such a small dose could not make any big moves, so he continued to do what Teacher Yao arranged. Experimented.
Zhang Yifan took the dropper and dripped the liquid into the test tube. Halfway through the drip, he remembered that he forgot to add another reagent, so he poked Liu Dashan next to him with his elbow: "Dashan, help me get the sodium sulfide."
"Ok."
Liu Dashan took out a sodium sulfide bottle from a pile of reagent bottles, but there was not a drop of liquid in it, and asked suspiciously: "Strange, why is it empty? Have you used it before?"
"Empty?" Zhang Yifan put down the test tube, took the bottle and looked at it, "I haven't used a single drop, why is it empty?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Yifan felt a little uneasy in his heart.
He was about to ask Jiang Han when he heard Lin Xue's voice from behind: "Fuck, Zhang Yifan, are you fucking exhausted again?" Lin Xue held a beaker, pinched her nose with her right hand, and frowned Son.
The students next to him seemed to smell something strange, and they all pinched their noses and looked over.
"I didn't!" Seeing that he had been wronged, Zhang Yifan immediately defended himself.His stomach doesn't hurt so much now, and he really didn't take the poison just now!
"Who is that? This smell of rotten eggs is so bad." Jiang Han held his nose and almost spat it out.
"Rotten eggs...sodium sulfide..." Something flashed into Zhang Yifan's mind, holding an empty sodium sulfide bottle, and looked at Jiang Han in horror, "Jiang Han! Did you touch this bottle just now!"
"This? Oh, I poured the contents of this bottle and that bottle into that tank." Jiang Han looked at the bottle in Zhang Yifan's hand, picked up another empty bottle marked HCl, and pointed Said a glass cylinder next to it.
Sodium sulfide and hydrochloric acid... Zhang Yifan's eyes widened.
"What's going on?" Teacher Yao heard the movement here, walked over, and smelled a smell of rotten eggs as soon as he stood here, "Why is it so smelly here?"
Zhang Yifan glanced at Jiang Han, and hurriedly reported: "Mr. Yao, just now our team accidentally mixed hydrochloric acid and sodium sulfide together."
"What?!" Teacher Yao didn't continue to ask who did the good thing, but turned around and shouted at the whole class, "Everyone, leave the laboratory immediately, and no one can stay!"
Everyone was stunned, but still put down the experimental equipment in their hands and walked out of the laboratory one by one.
Jiang Han followed Lin Xue, and he was in a state of confusion from the beginning to the end: "Brother Xue, what's the matter? Isn't it just smelly? What are you doing out there?"
Lin Xue squinted her eyes at Jiang Han, and asked coldly, "Do you know what this stench is?"
"what?"
"Hydrogen sulfide is highly poisonous and will kill people." Lin Xue left the laboratory behind, leaving only Jiang Han standing at the door with a dull expression.
The news of the poisonous gas produced in the laboratory quickly reached Zhou Jie's ears, so several people headed by Jiang Han were sent to the office of the grade group.
In the office, Zhou Jie sat behind his desk and asked in a deep voice, "Mr. Yao, what happened to the laboratory accident?"
Although this was not the first accident in a chemical experiment, it was the first time that some glass instruments exploded in the past, and it was the first time that highly toxic gas was generated.
"I don't know too well. This experiment uses sodium sulfide. These children may have accidentally mixed hydrochloric acid and sodium sulfide to form hydrogen sulfide." Teacher Yao sat on the chair in front of the desk Up, Lin Xue and the others stood behind them.
"That's it." Zhou Jie frowned, looked at the four people behind Teacher Yao, and poked the accident report on the desktop with the tip of a pen, "Fortunately, the concentration of hydrogen sulfide generated this time is not high, otherwise you will die anyway. have no idea."
"..." All four of them lowered their heads and did not speak.
Zhou Jie continued to ask: "Who mixed those two reagents just now?"
After the four were silent for a while, Jiang Han raised his hand: "It's me."
"Why is it you again?" Seeing that it was Jiang Han, Zhou Jie's face became a little ugly, "Can't you save me some snacks? You came to my office twice in the first few days after school started, you don't mind tired me I hate it."
Teacher Yao smiled and waved to Zhou Jie: "Forget it, this child is also unintentional, and nothing happened anyway."
Lin Xue continued: "Teacher Zhou, I am also responsible for this matter. If I hadn't driven Jiang Han away, he wouldn't have done such a dangerous thing."
Jiang Han turned his head and looked at Lin Xue with some puzzlement.
This matter is undoubtedly his responsibility, why does Lin Xue take the initiative to bear part of it?
Lin Xue glanced at Jiang Han expressionlessly, did not speak, and then continued to look at Zhou Jie.
Zhang Yifan said: "That's right, Mr. Zhou, we also made mistakes, and we should watch Jiang Han not let him tamper with the medicine."
Teacher Yao stood up and patted Jiang Han on the shoulder, smiling with relief: "Look, the children have realized their mistakes, so please forgive them this time."
Zhou Jie thought for a while, looked at Jiang Han and said, "I won't pursue your responsibilities this time, but since you have made the laboratory a mess, you should clean up the laboratory after the hydrogen sulfide is gone. Well, it just so happens that it hasn’t been cleaned in months.”
"Are we going too?" Liu Dashan couldn't help asking.
"Of course, didn't you all admit that you were responsible just now?" Zhou Jie curled his lips, and Liu Dashan always felt that there was an evil intention behind this smile.
"Depend on."
In the afternoon, because of the hydrogen sulfide leak, the experimental class was changed to self-study.
The students in the second class wanted to cry but had no tears. They finally looked forward to the stars and the moon and looked forward to the experimental class, but they were disturbed by Jiang Han, and they were really angry.
But everyone was helpless, dare not speak out, after all, no one can beat Jiang Han.
After school, the hydrogen sulfide in the laboratory finally dissipated, and Jiang Han and the others carried out cleaning activities in the laboratory with sanitary tools.
☆, selfie
"How long has it been since this laboratory has been cleaned? It's dirtier than the garbage station." Liu Dashan muttered dissatisfiedly while sweeping the floor. He swept up the dust casually, making him cough.
Jiang Han wiped his hand on the table in the corner, covered with dust: "I don't know, didn't Brother Jie say he hasn't cleaned it for several months?"
Except for the student experiment benches and podiums that are often used in this laboratory, there is an old atmosphere everywhere in this laboratory.Several layers of thick dust had accumulated on the table where the experimental tools and specimens were placed.Because it is located on the basement floor, there is a lot of humidity here, the original white walls are covered with mildew, and the corners are full of cobwebs.
Wait, there's a spider web here...
In the afternoon, I concentrated on doing experiments, and didn't even notice such a terrifying existence in the corner.
Lin Xue stared at the spider web in the corner, her whole body froze.
Seeing that Lin Xue was frozen there, Zhang Yifan went up and touched his back: "Brother Xue, are you alright?"
"You... tell me, will there be... there are spiders..." Lin Xue raised her head and stared at the corner of the wall.
That's how people are, the more they are afraid of something, the more they have to watch it tightly to feel at ease.
"Probably not. After all, there are only some chemicals here, and there is no food source." Zhang Yifan looked at the spider webs, which seemed to have not been touched for a long time, and some dust had accumulated on them.
"Really?" Lin Xue relaxed a little.
Jiang Han casually took the broom and swayed from the front of the laboratory to the back of the laboratory: "This man, although he is usually dragged so badly, he is afraid of spiders, but he is terrified of spiders. A small spider can jump straight onto the table in fright. .”
"Get the fuck out of here! If you hadn't messed around, how could we have come here to do these shitty things!" Lin Xue glared at Jiang Han and said angrily.
Jiang Han was stunned for a while, and the smile on his face disappeared.He lowered his eyes, turned around and continued to sweep the floor.
Lin Xue was right, if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't have come to this point.
"Okay, don't be angry, hurry up and work, you still need to eat when you're hungry, I'll treat you later." Zhang Yifan patted Lin Xue on the shoulder, and continued to wipe the table after speaking.
Although the laboratory was horribly dirty, it took less than an hour to clean it up with the efforts of four people.
When cleaning up the spider webs, Lin Xue refused to die, saying that she was afraid of attracting those spiders.
Everyone felt that it didn't matter if those spider webs were cleaned or not. Anyway, the other places were cleaned spotlessly, so they didn't move those spider webs.
The four of them were already hungry, let alone four of them could eat one cow, one could eat four of them.
Just now when Jiang Han was cleaning, he was a little depressed, but now he has been revived with full blood, and he is always jumping and jumping on the way to the cafeteria.
There are relatively few people eating in the cafeteria tonight. Although I went a little late, there are still a lot of dishes left.
Zhang Yifan was the first to run to the window.
"Auntie, do you still have braised pork? There are still more! Come here, give me two orders! ...Damn! Who hit me!" Zhang Yifan's eyes lit up, and he was about to collect the last few orders of braised pork in the cafeteria In the process, Lin Xue's hand fell mercilessly on his head.
Lin Xue said angrily: "Eat, eat, and eat braised pork, don't you have a long memory?"
"Come on, brother Xue, there are only three servings of braised pork left, and I can't even grab them at ordinary times. Look! They are still waiting for me to destroy them!" Zhang Yifan hugged his head with an aggrieved expression on his face, almost crying.
"Yifan, we are doing this for your own good. Auntie, we want all three servings of braised pork." Jiang Han walked to the window with a smile, and said to Aunt Dacai inside.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Yifan looked wary.
Liu Dashan put his arms around Zhang Yifan's shoulders: "Nothing. Aren't you going to destroy those braised pork? We're here to help you."
In the end, Zhang Yifan realized first-hand what it meant to be a duck that reaches its mouth and flies far away.
Jiang Han's mouth was full of braised pork, and he nodded in praise while chewing: "This braised pork tastes really good, I didn't know it before."
"Just kidding, eight yuan a piece, can it be delicious?" Liu Dashan took a bite of a piece of braised pork, with satisfaction written all over his face.
"The taste is really good." Lin Xue couldn't help but praise the braised pork in the cafeteria.
"How could you do this!" Zhang Yifan wailed bitterly.The three people around him ate with gusto, and besides the cabbage in his bowl was potato shreds, he wished he could faint immediately without seeing it.
"You said it yourself, let us see you eat braised pork and hit you once." Liu Dashan stuffed another piece of braised pork into his mouth.
"You!" Zhang Yifan's eyes were about to burst into flames, but he thought that he seemed to have said this sentence, so he had to use soft methods, "Brother Xue, look at how hard I was working just now, and how exhausted I was. Daddy, just reward me with a piece, okay? Just a piece..."
Lin Xue refused without hesitation: "What I said, I have to endure it with tears in my eyes."
Zhang Yifan was not moved when he saw Lin Xue, so he had to use hard methods again.
He slammed the table down and asked angrily, "Don't you give me a piece of it?"
"No." The other three replied in unison.
"Depend on!"
After dinner, Liu Dashan and Zhang Yifan rushed back to the classroom for evening self-study, while Jiang Han and Lin Xue walked out of the school gate.
At the beginning of September, the tail of summer is about to slip away, but it is like a naughty child who can't help being lonely and wants to play in the world.
The night is not too hot, and the breeze carries a hint of autumnal coolness, blowing across the face, it is the fresh breath of summer and autumn.
Lin Xue was carrying her schoolbag and put on the mask.He followed Jiang Han and walked slowly along the street.
Lin Xue asked, "Aren't you going to study by yourself at night?"
Jiang Han put his hands on his head and replied casually: "No, I'm going out for a walk. Anyway, I've asked for leave this week. I came this afternoon for the experimental class, otherwise I wouldn't be bothered."
Lin Xue asked: "Aren't you sick? Seeing that you are almost fine, why don't you come to class tomorrow?"
Jiang Han frowned slightly, but soon recovered his casual expression: "I thought I would be sick for a long time, but I got better this morning. Anyway, I have already asked for leave, so I will take it for myself."
"The summer vacation has just ended and you are going on vacation again..." Lin Xue chuckled.
Jiang Han also laughed, and then asked: "Why did you carry it with me this afternoon?"
"Ok?"
"I mean, why did you say you were responsible in Zhou Jie's office this afternoon?" Jiang Han asked.
Lin Xue put her hands in her pockets, and said casually, "It's okay, I'm also responsible for you tampering with the reagents."
Jiang Han raised his eyebrows: "Is this really the reason?"
Lin Xue glanced at Jiang Han: "Otherwise there is another reason."
"Okay." Jiang Han responded, and continued to walk forward, "By the way, do you know where there is a place where there is a traffic card office near here?"
"Bus card? What are you doing for this?" Lin Xue asked suspiciously.
Jiang Han is usually in school and basically has no chance to go out. Wouldn't it be a waste to get a card.
"Don't ask so many questions, just say if there is any."
"Let's think about it..." Lin Xue thought for a while, "There is a card office at the new bus village, not far from here, and it takes only ten minutes to walk there."
"Well, are you free on Saturday?"
Lin Xue asked, "What's wrong?"
"You take me there, I don't know how to do it." Jiang Han replied.
"...Okay." Lin Xue nodded and agreed.
Satisfied, Jiang Han took out a box of mints from his trouser pocket, poured out two and stretched them out in front of Lin Xue: "Do you want to eat?"
Seeing the two mints in Jiang Han's palm, Lin Xue paused, thinking of the scene of being forcibly "fed" that day, her ears felt a little hot.He turned his head and refused, "I don't have hypoglycemia now, so don't worry about it."
Seeing that Lin Xue rejected him, Jiang Han was a little upset: "You want me to feed you again?"
Lin Xue was taken aback, he didn't want to be fed again, and quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I'll do it myself." After speaking, she pulled off the mask and took the two mints from Jiang Han's palm Throw it into your mouth.
The smell of mint is still the same as last time, the faint mint aroma filled the whole mouth, and the refreshing coolness lingered on the tip of the tongue.
Lin Xue chewed the mints slowly, while Jiang Han stared at Lin Xue intently.
He looked at it for a while and said, "You look so good when you're not wearing a mask."
"Damn," Lin Xue coughed twice in shock, "Can't you just let me eat some candy?"
Jiang Han smiled dryly, ate two mints himself, and stuffed the box back into his trouser pocket.
"By the way, I apologize to you." Jiang Han looked forward again and kicked a small stone on the road.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xue tilted her head.
"Your two photos are so popular in the forum because of me, I know you don't want to show off." Jiang Han said.
"Because of you?" Xue Lin twisted her eyebrows, "Brother, let's have a degree of narcissism."
"Isn't it? The first photo was taken by me, and the second photo was taken with you, whether it's because of me or someone else." Jiang Han said.
Lin Xue lowered her head and thought for a while: "It seems to make sense."
Jiang Han laughed even more. He put his arms around Lin Xue's neck and raised his cell phone to take a selfie from a death angle.
Lin Xue didn't realize what happened just now until she was released, and shouted, "What the hell is wrong with you!"
"It's nothing, I just want to be the first to have a photo of your face." Jiang Han fiddled with his mobile phone, "I sent you the photo, and it's not bad."
Lin Xue was stunned for a moment, and a few seconds later, she received a message on her mobile phone.
It was a photo sent by Jiang Han. In the photo, Jiang Han was smiling happily, while he himself was blank and dazed.
Compared with Jiang Han's previous selfies, this photo is actually not bad.
Lin Xue saved this photo, a little helpless: "If you want to ask me to take a photo in the future, just tell me directly, don't make a fuss."
Jiang Han took back his phone: "Didn't you stop people from taking pictures of you?"
Lin Xue was also stunned.That's right, didn't he let others take pictures?How could Jiang Han take a selfie with him?
Seeing that Lin Xue didn't answer, Jiang Han didn't ask any questions. He looked at his watch and said, "It's getting late, I'm leaving first."
"Hmm." Lin Xue was still thinking about answering several reasons why Jiang Han was able to take a selfie with him.
"Nine o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, I'll wait for you at the school gate." Jiang Han snapped his fingers in front of Lin Xue, "I'm leaving, goodbye."
"Ah, bye." Lin Xuehuang took a while to come back to her senses, but at this time Jiang Han had disappeared.
Jiang Han really didn't come to school on Friday, although everyone in the classroom was quite dissatisfied with Jiang Han ruining their experimental class yesterday, but today is Friday, and the students are about to usher in their first weekend after school starts. No one cared about their experimental classes anymore, and everyone's attention was on how to have fun on weekends.
When all high schools in Changsha are in full swing to carry out make-up classes on Saturdays, the Fifth Middle School is like a clear stream, insisting on having weekends.
This is why there is such a saying among many students in Changsha - five schools of heaven and two schools of hell.
During the class break, Liu Dashan sat back on his chair and asked, "Brother Xue, are you going to watch a movie together tomorrow? Yifan and I are going to watch the new Marvel movie tomorrow."
There was a test paper on Lin Xue's desk. He turned the pen and said, "Tomorrow I will accompany Jiang Han to work on the traffic card."
"Bus card? Why does he have a card when he has nothing to do? I don't have a card even if I'm a local, what's he talking about?" Liu Dashan asked, lying on the back of his chair.
Lin Xue took a pen and tapped Liu Dashan's forehead: "You are kind enough
"Really?" Liu Dashan's eyes lit up, he immediately turned back to hold Zhang Yifan's hand, and said in a coquettish voice, "Yifan Gege, look at him..."
Just as Zhang Yifan wanted to escape, Liu Dashan grabbed his hand tightly in the blink of an eye.He really couldn't resist Liu Dashan's acting like a baby, so he quickly agreed: "Brother, don't disgust me, I promise you, can't I promise you..."
"I know you are the best, come, kiss." Liu Dashan pouted and was about to kiss Zhang Yifan's face.
"I don't need a kiss, if you have the ability, go kiss Zhou Xin." Zhang Yifan put his pen over Liu Dashan's mouth, and pointed to Zhou Xin in front of him.
"Damn, who dares to kiss her." Liu Dashan's expression changed, and he cursed.Now when he hears Zhou Xin's name, he thinks of her flying time of 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
Liu Dashan's voice was very low, but Zhou Xin's ears were sharp, and when they mentioned him, he turned his head and stared at Liu Dashan.
Liu Dashan was startled by the stare, and quickly bent down to pretend to do his homework.
Such roles cannot be offended.
It was a little funny for Lin Xue to see the two people in front of them making a fuss, but for some reason he thought of his own tablemate again.Lin Xue turned her head to look at the seat next to her.
empty.
Where did this idiot go?
The next Wednesday and Thursday morning Jiang Han didn't come to school, Lin Xue was a little anxious.
It's not a way to skip class like this, is it?
He went to ask Mr. Mo, and Mr. Mo explained that Jiang Han was not feeling well and had asked for leave for the past few days.
I was fine on Monday, why did I suddenly fall ill?Also asked for a few days off?
Could it be that he was really injured internally by Dashan?
After the lunch break, the chemistry teacher came to urge the students in the class to go to the laboratory.
As soon as Liu Dashan walked out of the teaching building, he found that something was wrong with Lin Xue.
"Brother Xue, what are you thinking about? You're so preoccupied." Liu Dashan asked while holding a chemistry book.
Lin Xue came back to her senses and froze for a moment, shook her head and said, "It's nothing."
"You haven't been very energetic these days. Don't make an explosion when you do the experiment later. I want to live a few more years." Liu Dashan said.
"Don't worry, it won't happen." Lin Xue patted Liu Dashan's shoulder, "Where did the laboratory move?"
"It seems to be on the first floor of the information building." Liu Dashan thought for a while.
The original laboratory building and cafeteria were demolished together, and the laboratories were moved to the first floor of the information building.
Lin Xue looked at Liu Dashan who was alone, and asked, "Where is Yifan? Why didn't he go with you? After seeing your true face, he also abandoned you?"
Liu Dashan was a little helpless: "He has a stomachache, and I don't know if my experiment report has been received..."
Although the laboratory is temporarily filled, the sparrow is small but well-equipped with all kinds of instruments and medicines.
The chemistry teacher in class two is surnamed Yao and has a bald head.According to the version circulated among the students, the reason for Teacher Yao's bald head was an accident in an experiment, and all his hair was burned off, leaving no hair left.But the parties never admitted it.
There was no class at this time, and Teacher Yao was standing on the podium to organize the instruments.
Liu Dashan walked into the laboratory, there was no one there except Mr. Yao
"It seems that we arrived early. Brother Xue, where shall we sit?"
"Sit in the back, be quiet." After Lin Xue finished speaking, she found the innermost seat and sat down.
Liu Dashan sat in the row in front of Lin Xue, put down his book and started playing with those chemical instruments.
Liu Dashan held an Erlenmeyer flask and weighed it: "Chemistry experiments are still interesting, like magic. Physics is really boring."
"Be careful, you will become as hairless as Teacher Yao through magic." Lin Xue said sarcastically.
After hearing this, Liu Dashan quickly covered his hair and stared at Lin Xue: "Brother Xue! Can't you hope for something better! You can't tarnish my black and beautiful hair!"
Just as Lin Xue wanted to continue laughing at Liu Dashan, she heard Zhang Yifan's voice at the door.
"Oh, it's killing me, damn it, I really shouldn't be eating that braised pork at noon." Zhang Yifan came in from the outside clutching his stomach.
Lin Xue looked at Zhang Yifan's painful face, and was a little worried: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you take a leave of absence?"
"It's okay, I can't die yet..." Zhang Yifan sat next to Liu Dashan and rubbed his stomach constantly, "Next time you see me eating braised pork, remember to hit me. I swear I will never eat it again."
Liu Dashan smiled happily: "Forget it, every time there is braised pork in the cafeteria, you can't wait to bring the whole pot over."
"Unconscionable, you can still laugh." Zhang Yifan stared at Liu Dashan, "Be careful that I don't copy the experiment report for you."
Puff puff.
Lin Xue raised her eyebrows: "What voice?"
"I don't know... Fuck! What does it smell like!" Liu Dashan covered his nose halfway through speaking.
Zhang Yifan scratched the back of his head, a little embarrassed: "Uh... sorry, I couldn't hold back just now."
"Something is rotten in your stomach." Lin Xue pinched her nose with a look of disgust, "I'm going to fucking puke."
Zhang Yifan raised his right hand to make a four, and said with grief and indignation: "I make a four! I will never eat the braised pork in the cafeteria again!"
Puff puff.
"Damn! It stinks!"
The number of people in the laboratory gradually increased, and groups of two sat behind a laboratory table.Lin Xue sat alone in the corner, and no one dared to sit beside him.Lin Xue was also so happy, it was easier to work alone, saving those hands-on people from making trouble.
Seeing that everyone was almost here, Mr. Yao clapped his hands and said, "Everyone is almost here, let's start. The first experiment this afternoon is the acid-base neutralization titration experiment. First, check the instruments and equipment on your desk. Is there anything missing in the medicine, if there is something missing, tell me..."
Teacher Yao was in the middle of speaking, but was interrupted by a voice at the door: "Report!"
☆, leak
Lin Xue glanced at the door, and saw that Jiang Han was carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder, with his hands in his trouser pockets, with a faint smile on his face, his face was rosy and lustrous, and he didn't look like he had been sick at all.
This guy will not come for a few days, and catch up with the experimental class as soon as he comes?
Teacher Yao didn't care why Jiang Han was late, but just waved his hand to let him in quickly: "Forget that you came in time, hurry up and find a seat."
Jiang Han responded, turned around and glanced at the laboratory.Two people sat behind each bench, and there seemed to be no other place.
Don't see me, don't see me.Lin Xue prayed silently in her heart.He wanted to do the experiment alone. If Jiang Han sat beside him, judging by Jiang Han's level, it would be fine!
Not to mention bombing the laboratory, it is possible to bomb the school. Lin Xiaoxue may dedicate her life to science.
But Murphy's Law is often so magical.When Jiang Han swept to the last row, he happened to see an empty seat next to Lin Xue.
Lin Xue clasped her hands under the table, and read from Heavenly King Lao Tzu to Jesus Christ.Don't come here, don't come here, it's not fun here... Fuck, this idiot actually came here.
Jiang Han walked up to Lin Xue, and grinned: "Oh, little Aojiao, did you reserve a seat for me?"
Leave a fart, I don't want to sit with you.Lin Xue rolled her eyes fiercely in her heart.
Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't say that out of my mouth. After all, this classmate who had been ill for two and a half days still needed some humanistic care.
Lin Xue reluctantly pulled out another stool under the experimental table, and muttered, "It's for you, sit down."
"I know, you still love me the most." Jiang Han put his schoolbag on the table and sat down, reaching out to pinch Lin Xue's face.
Lin Xue pulled Jiang Han's hand away, and stared at him: "Don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."
Jiang Han withdrew his hand and sat down on the stool awkwardly: "You know how to bully me."
Xue Lin felt a little guilty again.After all, the classmate sitting next to him has just recovered from a serious illness, no matter how much he hates him, he can't be cruel.
Yes, be gentle with him.
Lin Xue fought for a while, and asked in a low voice, "Um...was the one you smoked just now very painful?"
"Huh?" Jiang Han didn't react to Lin Xue's 180° attitude change.
Lin Xue asked again patiently: "Let me ask you, did the smoking just now hurt?"
Jiang Han finally understood the question, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's okay, it's nothing."
"That's good..." Lin Xue picked up the pen on the table and turned it around boredly, "You... What's wrong with you these few days? Why did you suddenly ask for such a long leave?"
"It's okay, it's an old problem." Jiang Han smiled and patted Lin Xue's shoulder, but Lin Xue held back and didn't pull his hand away immediately.
Hold on, he's a sick man and needs attention.Lin Xue recited silently over and over again.
Fuck, if he wasn't a sick man, I would have thrown a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid in his face.
Lin Xueqiang squeezed out a smile, gently took Jiang Han's hand away from his shoulder, put it on Jiang Han's lap gently, and finally said with a gentle smile: "Hey, classmate Jiang Xiaohan, let's listen to the class carefully. ,OK?"
Jiang Han was stunned for a moment. It was the first time he had seen such a gentle Lin Xue, and he couldn't help asking, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
Lin Xue immediately changed her face and shouted, "You fucking have to attend class or get out!"
"I'll listen, I'll listen." Jiang Han was frightened by Lin Xue's series of unpredictable attitude changes, and quickly took out his chemistry book and stared at Teacher Yao to listen to the class.
Teacher Yao was still explaining the steps and precautions of the experiment, very detailed.Although there is basically no danger in the acid-base neutralization titration experiment, some operational details still need to be explained.
However, the students under the podium were obviously too excited to come to the laboratory, talking non-stop, and picking up a chemical instrument with itchy hands from time to time to fiddle with it.
"Everyone remember to write the experiment report well at the end, and don't copy Lin Xue's, let's start doing it next." Teacher Yao asked them to start doing it by themselves after explaining the experiment steps.
There was laughter in the classroom.If the experiment report didn't copy Lin Xue's, who would copy it?
Jiang Han tilted his head and asked, "Is your lab report well written?"
Lin Xue looked at Jiang Han as if she had to look at a fool.His well-written lab reports are well-known throughout the school, right?It has been pasted on display boards several times.
But when he thought about it carefully, this person didn't even take a few classes, and he probably didn't even write a lab report. It's normal not to know his glorious deeds.
"The writing is okay. Don't do it today, just watch it, and I will add your name to the lab report." Lin Xue put on the gloves and goggles, and was about to start adjusting the burette.
"Oh." Hearing that he didn't need to use his hands, Jiang Han suddenly felt a little bored.
He came here for the experimental class, so it's better to let him go home than to let him do it.
Jiang Han watched Lin Xue playing with the experimental equipment, and couldn't help shouting in his heart: I want to play too!
Lin Xue glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, and saw Jiang Han pouted all the time looking at him. Seeing that Jiang Han was a little unhappy, he put down the beaker in his hand and asked, "Do you want to try?"
Jiang Han nodded again and again, finally there was an experimental class, who wouldn't want to come and play by himself?
Lin Xue compromised: "Then you come and help, just don't mess with those reagents."
"Okay!" After being authorized to do it, Jiang Han started to fight excitedly.
Facts have proved that Jiang Han's scumbag nature has far exceeded Lin Xue's expectations.There are rows on the laboratory table, basically all glass bottles with transparent liquid, and the labels on the bottles only write the chemical formula, not the Chinese name.Lin Xue asked for dilute hydrochloric acid. Jiang Han brought a bottle of sodium chloride solution. Get a bottle of potassium permanganate solution.
Is your drinking water purple? ? ?Has this person never taken chemistry class? ? ?
Lin Xuexin was a little tired and had no choice but to take the reagents by herself, and Jiang Han helped with the instruments.Lin Xue asked for an Erlenmeyer flask, but Jiang Han directly took a beaker.What a special Erlenmeyer flask must be triangular!Good guy, it's okay for this person to be poor in chemistry, and he is not as good as a primary school student in Chinese and mathematics.
Lin Xue completely collapsed. When Liu Dashan was his partner before, he only did some handing-out work, but at least he wouldn't take things randomly!Jiang Han's presence here will only increase his workload, and finally Lin Xue blasts Jiang Han away impatiently, letting him stay cool.
Zhang Yifan and Liu Dashan kept laughing as they watched the two people running around in a hurry.
Lin Xue also has today!
In the end, Jiang Han was down and out on the street, but the two of them accepted Jiang Han.
Liu Dashan poured the phenolphthalein solution into the glass jar, and laughed while pouring it. He laughed so much that he poured the solution out of the glass jar several times.
"You also dare to take it, you don't even know anyone and you still have a confident face."
"I really know! NaCl is not hydrochloric acid or something!" Jiang Han still refused to give up, still insisting that he was right.
"Brother, hydrochloric acid is HCl, and NaCl is sodium chloride solution, which is salt water." Zhang Yifan put on the goggles and explained helplessly with a sigh.
Jiang Han lowered his head and frowned slightly: "Really? How could I remember that it wasn't like this..."
Zhang Yifan smiled, and didn't say anything more, intending to let Jiang Han understand it slowly.
"Brother Han, you can just play with us, Brother Xue definitely doesn't want to see you now." Liu Dashan smiled and pointed to Lin Xue behind him.Lin Xue has finished the first experiment and is writing the experiment report.
Jiang Han let out a "hmm", drew a stool by the table, picked up a bottle of reagents and began to fiddle with it.
The second experiment was the ion balance of precipitation in aqueous solution, which was not difficult. Jiang Han happily followed Liu Dashan around to fiddle with it.
After playing for a while, he felt that it was not interesting, so Jiang Han started to create his own experiment.
He picked up a small-mouth bottle that he didn't know what it contained, pulled out a test tube, and poured the solution in it.
Seeing that Jiang Han started to create freely there, Zhang Yifan had an ominous premonition, and reminded him: "Brother Han, don't play around, we won't know how we will die."
"Don't worry, I also beat Lin Xue before, absolutely no problem." Jiang Han waved his hand confidently, and continued with his experiment.
Zhang Yifan was speechless. It was true that Jiang Han beat Lin Xue, but he was blown away in the end.
Life is threatened!
But Zhang Yifan was not too worried when he saw that Jiang Han was just dripping this into that and shaking the test tube. After all, such a small dose could not make any big moves, so he continued to do what Teacher Yao arranged. Experimented.
Zhang Yifan took the dropper and dripped the liquid into the test tube. Halfway through the drip, he remembered that he forgot to add another reagent, so he poked Liu Dashan next to him with his elbow: "Dashan, help me get the sodium sulfide."
"Ok."
Liu Dashan took out a sodium sulfide bottle from a pile of reagent bottles, but there was not a drop of liquid in it, and asked suspiciously: "Strange, why is it empty? Have you used it before?"
"Empty?" Zhang Yifan put down the test tube, took the bottle and looked at it, "I haven't used a single drop, why is it empty?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Yifan felt a little uneasy in his heart.
He was about to ask Jiang Han when he heard Lin Xue's voice from behind: "Fuck, Zhang Yifan, are you fucking exhausted again?" Lin Xue held a beaker, pinched her nose with her right hand, and frowned Son.
The students next to him seemed to smell something strange, and they all pinched their noses and looked over.
"I didn't!" Seeing that he had been wronged, Zhang Yifan immediately defended himself.His stomach doesn't hurt so much now, and he really didn't take the poison just now!
"Who is that? This smell of rotten eggs is so bad." Jiang Han held his nose and almost spat it out.
"Rotten eggs...sodium sulfide..." Something flashed into Zhang Yifan's mind, holding an empty sodium sulfide bottle, and looked at Jiang Han in horror, "Jiang Han! Did you touch this bottle just now!"
"This? Oh, I poured the contents of this bottle and that bottle into that tank." Jiang Han looked at the bottle in Zhang Yifan's hand, picked up another empty bottle marked HCl, and pointed Said a glass cylinder next to it.
Sodium sulfide and hydrochloric acid... Zhang Yifan's eyes widened.
"What's going on?" Teacher Yao heard the movement here, walked over, and smelled a smell of rotten eggs as soon as he stood here, "Why is it so smelly here?"
Zhang Yifan glanced at Jiang Han, and hurriedly reported: "Mr. Yao, just now our team accidentally mixed hydrochloric acid and sodium sulfide together."
"What?!" Teacher Yao didn't continue to ask who did the good thing, but turned around and shouted at the whole class, "Everyone, leave the laboratory immediately, and no one can stay!"
Everyone was stunned, but still put down the experimental equipment in their hands and walked out of the laboratory one by one.
Jiang Han followed Lin Xue, and he was in a state of confusion from the beginning to the end: "Brother Xue, what's the matter? Isn't it just smelly? What are you doing out there?"
Lin Xue squinted her eyes at Jiang Han, and asked coldly, "Do you know what this stench is?"
"what?"
"Hydrogen sulfide is highly poisonous and will kill people." Lin Xue left the laboratory behind, leaving only Jiang Han standing at the door with a dull expression.
The news of the poisonous gas produced in the laboratory quickly reached Zhou Jie's ears, so several people headed by Jiang Han were sent to the office of the grade group.
In the office, Zhou Jie sat behind his desk and asked in a deep voice, "Mr. Yao, what happened to the laboratory accident?"
Although this was not the first accident in a chemical experiment, it was the first time that some glass instruments exploded in the past, and it was the first time that highly toxic gas was generated.
"I don't know too well. This experiment uses sodium sulfide. These children may have accidentally mixed hydrochloric acid and sodium sulfide to form hydrogen sulfide." Teacher Yao sat on the chair in front of the desk Up, Lin Xue and the others stood behind them.
"That's it." Zhou Jie frowned, looked at the four people behind Teacher Yao, and poked the accident report on the desktop with the tip of a pen, "Fortunately, the concentration of hydrogen sulfide generated this time is not high, otherwise you will die anyway. have no idea."
"..." All four of them lowered their heads and did not speak.
Zhou Jie continued to ask: "Who mixed those two reagents just now?"
After the four were silent for a while, Jiang Han raised his hand: "It's me."
"Why is it you again?" Seeing that it was Jiang Han, Zhou Jie's face became a little ugly, "Can't you save me some snacks? You came to my office twice in the first few days after school started, you don't mind tired me I hate it."
Teacher Yao smiled and waved to Zhou Jie: "Forget it, this child is also unintentional, and nothing happened anyway."
Lin Xue continued: "Teacher Zhou, I am also responsible for this matter. If I hadn't driven Jiang Han away, he wouldn't have done such a dangerous thing."
Jiang Han turned his head and looked at Lin Xue with some puzzlement.
This matter is undoubtedly his responsibility, why does Lin Xue take the initiative to bear part of it?
Lin Xue glanced at Jiang Han expressionlessly, did not speak, and then continued to look at Zhou Jie.
Zhang Yifan said: "That's right, Mr. Zhou, we also made mistakes, and we should watch Jiang Han not let him tamper with the medicine."
Teacher Yao stood up and patted Jiang Han on the shoulder, smiling with relief: "Look, the children have realized their mistakes, so please forgive them this time."
Zhou Jie thought for a while, looked at Jiang Han and said, "I won't pursue your responsibilities this time, but since you have made the laboratory a mess, you should clean up the laboratory after the hydrogen sulfide is gone. Well, it just so happens that it hasn’t been cleaned in months.”
"Are we going too?" Liu Dashan couldn't help asking.
"Of course, didn't you all admit that you were responsible just now?" Zhou Jie curled his lips, and Liu Dashan always felt that there was an evil intention behind this smile.
"Depend on."
In the afternoon, because of the hydrogen sulfide leak, the experimental class was changed to self-study.
The students in the second class wanted to cry but had no tears. They finally looked forward to the stars and the moon and looked forward to the experimental class, but they were disturbed by Jiang Han, and they were really angry.
But everyone was helpless, dare not speak out, after all, no one can beat Jiang Han.
After school, the hydrogen sulfide in the laboratory finally dissipated, and Jiang Han and the others carried out cleaning activities in the laboratory with sanitary tools.
☆, selfie
"How long has it been since this laboratory has been cleaned? It's dirtier than the garbage station." Liu Dashan muttered dissatisfiedly while sweeping the floor. He swept up the dust casually, making him cough.
Jiang Han wiped his hand on the table in the corner, covered with dust: "I don't know, didn't Brother Jie say he hasn't cleaned it for several months?"
Except for the student experiment benches and podiums that are often used in this laboratory, there is an old atmosphere everywhere in this laboratory.Several layers of thick dust had accumulated on the table where the experimental tools and specimens were placed.Because it is located on the basement floor, there is a lot of humidity here, the original white walls are covered with mildew, and the corners are full of cobwebs.
Wait, there's a spider web here...
In the afternoon, I concentrated on doing experiments, and didn't even notice such a terrifying existence in the corner.
Lin Xue stared at the spider web in the corner, her whole body froze.
Seeing that Lin Xue was frozen there, Zhang Yifan went up and touched his back: "Brother Xue, are you alright?"
"You... tell me, will there be... there are spiders..." Lin Xue raised her head and stared at the corner of the wall.
That's how people are, the more they are afraid of something, the more they have to watch it tightly to feel at ease.
"Probably not. After all, there are only some chemicals here, and there is no food source." Zhang Yifan looked at the spider webs, which seemed to have not been touched for a long time, and some dust had accumulated on them.
"Really?" Lin Xue relaxed a little.
Jiang Han casually took the broom and swayed from the front of the laboratory to the back of the laboratory: "This man, although he is usually dragged so badly, he is afraid of spiders, but he is terrified of spiders. A small spider can jump straight onto the table in fright. .”
"Get the fuck out of here! If you hadn't messed around, how could we have come here to do these shitty things!" Lin Xue glared at Jiang Han and said angrily.
Jiang Han was stunned for a while, and the smile on his face disappeared.He lowered his eyes, turned around and continued to sweep the floor.
Lin Xue was right, if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't have come to this point.
"Okay, don't be angry, hurry up and work, you still need to eat when you're hungry, I'll treat you later." Zhang Yifan patted Lin Xue on the shoulder, and continued to wipe the table after speaking.
Although the laboratory was horribly dirty, it took less than an hour to clean it up with the efforts of four people.
When cleaning up the spider webs, Lin Xue refused to die, saying that she was afraid of attracting those spiders.
Everyone felt that it didn't matter if those spider webs were cleaned or not. Anyway, the other places were cleaned spotlessly, so they didn't move those spider webs.
The four of them were already hungry, let alone four of them could eat one cow, one could eat four of them.
Just now when Jiang Han was cleaning, he was a little depressed, but now he has been revived with full blood, and he is always jumping and jumping on the way to the cafeteria.
There are relatively few people eating in the cafeteria tonight. Although I went a little late, there are still a lot of dishes left.
Zhang Yifan was the first to run to the window.
"Auntie, do you still have braised pork? There are still more! Come here, give me two orders! ...Damn! Who hit me!" Zhang Yifan's eyes lit up, and he was about to collect the last few orders of braised pork in the cafeteria In the process, Lin Xue's hand fell mercilessly on his head.
Lin Xue said angrily: "Eat, eat, and eat braised pork, don't you have a long memory?"
"Come on, brother Xue, there are only three servings of braised pork left, and I can't even grab them at ordinary times. Look! They are still waiting for me to destroy them!" Zhang Yifan hugged his head with an aggrieved expression on his face, almost crying.
"Yifan, we are doing this for your own good. Auntie, we want all three servings of braised pork." Jiang Han walked to the window with a smile, and said to Aunt Dacai inside.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Yifan looked wary.
Liu Dashan put his arms around Zhang Yifan's shoulders: "Nothing. Aren't you going to destroy those braised pork? We're here to help you."
In the end, Zhang Yifan realized first-hand what it meant to be a duck that reaches its mouth and flies far away.
Jiang Han's mouth was full of braised pork, and he nodded in praise while chewing: "This braised pork tastes really good, I didn't know it before."
"Just kidding, eight yuan a piece, can it be delicious?" Liu Dashan took a bite of a piece of braised pork, with satisfaction written all over his face.
"The taste is really good." Lin Xue couldn't help but praise the braised pork in the cafeteria.
"How could you do this!" Zhang Yifan wailed bitterly.The three people around him ate with gusto, and besides the cabbage in his bowl was potato shreds, he wished he could faint immediately without seeing it.
"You said it yourself, let us see you eat braised pork and hit you once." Liu Dashan stuffed another piece of braised pork into his mouth.
"You!" Zhang Yifan's eyes were about to burst into flames, but he thought that he seemed to have said this sentence, so he had to use soft methods, "Brother Xue, look at how hard I was working just now, and how exhausted I was. Daddy, just reward me with a piece, okay? Just a piece..."
Lin Xue refused without hesitation: "What I said, I have to endure it with tears in my eyes."
Zhang Yifan was not moved when he saw Lin Xue, so he had to use hard methods again.
He slammed the table down and asked angrily, "Don't you give me a piece of it?"
"No." The other three replied in unison.
"Depend on!"
After dinner, Liu Dashan and Zhang Yifan rushed back to the classroom for evening self-study, while Jiang Han and Lin Xue walked out of the school gate.
At the beginning of September, the tail of summer is about to slip away, but it is like a naughty child who can't help being lonely and wants to play in the world.
The night is not too hot, and the breeze carries a hint of autumnal coolness, blowing across the face, it is the fresh breath of summer and autumn.
Lin Xue was carrying her schoolbag and put on the mask.He followed Jiang Han and walked slowly along the street.
Lin Xue asked, "Aren't you going to study by yourself at night?"
Jiang Han put his hands on his head and replied casually: "No, I'm going out for a walk. Anyway, I've asked for leave this week. I came this afternoon for the experimental class, otherwise I wouldn't be bothered."
Lin Xue asked: "Aren't you sick? Seeing that you are almost fine, why don't you come to class tomorrow?"
Jiang Han frowned slightly, but soon recovered his casual expression: "I thought I would be sick for a long time, but I got better this morning. Anyway, I have already asked for leave, so I will take it for myself."
"The summer vacation has just ended and you are going on vacation again..." Lin Xue chuckled.
Jiang Han also laughed, and then asked: "Why did you carry it with me this afternoon?"
"Ok?"
"I mean, why did you say you were responsible in Zhou Jie's office this afternoon?" Jiang Han asked.
Lin Xue put her hands in her pockets, and said casually, "It's okay, I'm also responsible for you tampering with the reagents."
Jiang Han raised his eyebrows: "Is this really the reason?"
Lin Xue glanced at Jiang Han: "Otherwise there is another reason."
"Okay." Jiang Han responded, and continued to walk forward, "By the way, do you know where there is a place where there is a traffic card office near here?"
"Bus card? What are you doing for this?" Lin Xue asked suspiciously.
Jiang Han is usually in school and basically has no chance to go out. Wouldn't it be a waste to get a card.
"Don't ask so many questions, just say if there is any."
"Let's think about it..." Lin Xue thought for a while, "There is a card office at the new bus village, not far from here, and it takes only ten minutes to walk there."
"Well, are you free on Saturday?"
Lin Xue asked, "What's wrong?"
"You take me there, I don't know how to do it." Jiang Han replied.
"...Okay." Lin Xue nodded and agreed.
Satisfied, Jiang Han took out a box of mints from his trouser pocket, poured out two and stretched them out in front of Lin Xue: "Do you want to eat?"
Seeing the two mints in Jiang Han's palm, Lin Xue paused, thinking of the scene of being forcibly "fed" that day, her ears felt a little hot.He turned his head and refused, "I don't have hypoglycemia now, so don't worry about it."
Seeing that Lin Xue rejected him, Jiang Han was a little upset: "You want me to feed you again?"
Lin Xue was taken aback, he didn't want to be fed again, and quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I'll do it myself." After speaking, she pulled off the mask and took the two mints from Jiang Han's palm Throw it into your mouth.
The smell of mint is still the same as last time, the faint mint aroma filled the whole mouth, and the refreshing coolness lingered on the tip of the tongue.
Lin Xue chewed the mints slowly, while Jiang Han stared at Lin Xue intently.
He looked at it for a while and said, "You look so good when you're not wearing a mask."
"Damn," Lin Xue coughed twice in shock, "Can't you just let me eat some candy?"
Jiang Han smiled dryly, ate two mints himself, and stuffed the box back into his trouser pocket.
"By the way, I apologize to you." Jiang Han looked forward again and kicked a small stone on the road.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xue tilted her head.
"Your two photos are so popular in the forum because of me, I know you don't want to show off." Jiang Han said.
"Because of you?" Xue Lin twisted her eyebrows, "Brother, let's have a degree of narcissism."
"Isn't it? The first photo was taken by me, and the second photo was taken with you, whether it's because of me or someone else." Jiang Han said.
Lin Xue lowered her head and thought for a while: "It seems to make sense."
Jiang Han laughed even more. He put his arms around Lin Xue's neck and raised his cell phone to take a selfie from a death angle.
Lin Xue didn't realize what happened just now until she was released, and shouted, "What the hell is wrong with you!"
"It's nothing, I just want to be the first to have a photo of your face." Jiang Han fiddled with his mobile phone, "I sent you the photo, and it's not bad."
Lin Xue was stunned for a moment, and a few seconds later, she received a message on her mobile phone.
It was a photo sent by Jiang Han. In the photo, Jiang Han was smiling happily, while he himself was blank and dazed.
Compared with Jiang Han's previous selfies, this photo is actually not bad.
Lin Xue saved this photo, a little helpless: "If you want to ask me to take a photo in the future, just tell me directly, don't make a fuss."
Jiang Han took back his phone: "Didn't you stop people from taking pictures of you?"
Lin Xue was also stunned.That's right, didn't he let others take pictures?How could Jiang Han take a selfie with him?
Seeing that Lin Xue didn't answer, Jiang Han didn't ask any questions. He looked at his watch and said, "It's getting late, I'm leaving first."
"Hmm." Lin Xue was still thinking about answering several reasons why Jiang Han was able to take a selfie with him.
"Nine o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, I'll wait for you at the school gate." Jiang Han snapped his fingers in front of Lin Xue, "I'm leaving, goodbye."
"Ah, bye." Lin Xuehuang took a while to come back to her senses, but at this time Jiang Han had disappeared.
Jiang Han really didn't come to school on Friday, although everyone in the classroom was quite dissatisfied with Jiang Han ruining their experimental class yesterday, but today is Friday, and the students are about to usher in their first weekend after school starts. No one cared about their experimental classes anymore, and everyone's attention was on how to have fun on weekends.
When all high schools in Changsha are in full swing to carry out make-up classes on Saturdays, the Fifth Middle School is like a clear stream, insisting on having weekends.
This is why there is such a saying among many students in Changsha - five schools of heaven and two schools of hell.
During the class break, Liu Dashan sat back on his chair and asked, "Brother Xue, are you going to watch a movie together tomorrow? Yifan and I are going to watch the new Marvel movie tomorrow."
There was a test paper on Lin Xue's desk. He turned the pen and said, "Tomorrow I will accompany Jiang Han to work on the traffic card."
"Bus card? Why does he have a card when he has nothing to do? I don't have a card even if I'm a local, what's he talking about?" Liu Dashan asked, lying on the back of his chair.
Lin Xue took a pen and tapped Liu Dashan's forehead: "You are kind enough
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