In the next second, I am your world
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Not a lot.Jiang Han wrapped himself in a quilt like a rice dumpling, half-hid his face in the quilt, and the few strands of hair on his bangs swayed slightly from his breath, which made Lin Xue's heart itch.
I really want to press and kiss.
Lin Xue looked at "Sleeping Beauty" for a while, then opened his small drawer and took out a small canvas book.It has been half a month since I wrote a small book. The last time I wrote it was during the Chinese New Year, and it is time to write a little today.
Lin Xue turned to the last page of the diary, only to see a sentence written in the last line that was completely different from her own handwriting.
"Ok?"
Although this word looks a bit like it was written by a primary school student, it can be seen that this person really wants to write it well.
"Jiang Xiaohan was very moved after seeing Lin Xiaoxue's primary school diary?" Lin Xue read it softly, and immediately understood what was going on.
It seems that Jiang Han has already read his own little notebook.But when did he see it?By the way, I seem to have forgotten to lock the drawer last night...
Lin Xue looked at the sentence on the paper and smiled slightly, picked up the pen and wrote another sentence under Jiang Han's message.
[Jiang Xiaohan peeked at Lin Xiaoxue's diary and punished him for going out for food in the morning by himself this week. 】
The sky is getting darker, but there is always a place where it will become bright again.In Changsha, this place is the Fire Palace in the city center.
Every year during the Lantern Festival, temple fairs are held in the Fire Palace in the city center and on Pozi Street next to it, attracting an endless stream of tourists.
This year, the scale is bigger than ever, and the number of tourists has reached a new peak.It was only after seven o'clock, and the two sides of Pozi Street had already been decorated with lights and festoons, all in a fiery red hue.All kinds of lanterns hang high, each one is ingenious and fascinating, as if telling an ancient legend.
There are all kinds of small stalls under the lanterns, some selling lights, some selling small handicrafts, but more of them are selling snacks.Tourists were deeply attracted by these special snacks, and every stall was crowded with water for a while.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han went straight to Pozi Street as soon as they got off the subway. The two of them didn't even eat dinner, so they planned to settle in Pozi Street.
"Brother Xue, I'm hungry..." Jiang Han sighed against the palm of his hand.Smelling the strong aroma of snacks, his stomach has already started to "cuckoo" in protest.
Lin Xue said, "Let's go eat, I'll pay the bill today."
"Okay!" Jiang Han didn't hesitate, and immediately ran to a small stall.
"Shrimp shit! Taiwan's authentic shrimp shit! Ten yuan a piece! Only ten yuan a piece!"
Jiang Han kept twisting his body and squeezed his way from the outermost edge of the crowd to the front of the stall.
"Boss, two servings of shrimp are crap." Jiang Han threw out 20 yuan without hesitation.
"Okay." The boss deftly used iron tongs to hold two bowls of shrimp and eggs, inserted bamboo skewers and handed them to Jiang Han, "Come on, young man, your shrimp and eggs."
Jiang Han said "thank you", and squeezed out of the crowd again with two bowls of shrimp.
He handed Lin Xue a bowl of shrimp crap: "Here, you're hungry."
"What's this? It looks disgusting." Lin Xue poked the four small balls in the paper bowl with a bamboo stick and asked.
To be honest, in the dim light, these small balls in the paper bowl do not look very beautiful, but the fragrance is quite attractive.
"It's called shrimp crap, it's delicious." Jiang Han has already put a shrimp crap into his mouth.
"Nonsense?" Lin Xue laughed.
"It's not that nonsense." Jiang Han clicked his tongue, "It's shrimps, shrimps, shrimps."
"What the hell is this?" Lin Xue still didn't understand.
Jiang Han put another shrimp egg into his mouth: "You will know after you taste it."
"Oh..." Lin Xue poked a small ball with a bamboo stick, held it up in front of her and looked at it.
The whole ball is yellow, with a small piece of shrimp tail protruding abruptly. This appearance really didn't make Lin Xue want to eat.
He hesitated for a moment, and put the little ball into his mouth as if death was at home.
The entrance is the fragrance of eggs, followed by the slight fishy smell of shrimp, but when the smell dissipates, it is full of sweetness.
"How?" Jiang Han asked after he had finished eating all the shrimp in his bowl.
Xue Lin nodded: "It's delicious."
"I'll eat another one." Jiang Han smirked, and then stretched out his bamboo stick to poke Lin Xue's bowl.
"Hey!" Lin Xue turned around, protected the paper bowl behind her, and stared fiercely at Jiang Han, "How dare you!"
"Hmph, stingy." Jiang Han's hands froze in the air, and he pouted, "If you don't eat, you don't eat."
Seeing Jiang Han's disappointed look, Lin Xue softened her heart.He sighed, poked a shrimp with a bamboo stick and brought it to Jiang Han's mouth: "Open your mouth, ah..."
"Ah?" Lin Xue changed her face as quickly as turning the pages of a book, but Jiang Han hadn't reacted yet.
"What are you talking about if I give you food. Open your mouth, ah..."
Jiang Han was overwhelmed by Lin Xue's momentum, and obediently opened his mouth: "Ah..."
Lin Xue drew back the bamboo stick and continued to poke at the remaining two small balls: "There are two more, keep opening your mouth, ah..."
"Wait," Jiang Han closed his mouth, "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Eat more if you like it." Lin Xue skewered two shrimps together and handed them to Jiang Han.
"Brother Xue, you..." Jiang Han looked at the bunch of prawns, but didn't reach out to pick them up.
"These are not the last two shrimp craps in the world, and they will be eaten in the future." Lin Xue directly stuffed the string of shrimp craps into Jiang Han's hands, "I'm just too lazy to queue up again."
Jiang Han held up the string of shrimps and said, "Okay, you and I will destroy this double-yolk egg."
Lin Xue smiled happily: "Okay."
The two continued to walk forward, eating next to each other, and their already deflated stomachs swelled up at an alarming rate.
"How? Is this glutinous rice ball delicious?" Lin Xue asked.
Jiang Han took a mouthful of glutinous rice balls into his mouth, then frowned: "It's not delicious."
"Huh?" Lin Xue raised her eyebrows.
"It's not as good as the water glutinous rice balls you cooked this morning." Jiang Han pouted.
Lin Xue picked up Jiang Han's little face: "Damn, then I will cook glutinous rice balls for you every day from now on."
"No, I'll throw up." Jiang Han quickly waved his hand to refuse.
"Fragrant tofu! Fragrant tofu! Delicious fragrant tofu!" Not far away, a young man raised his horn and began to sell.
"Fragrant tofu? It sounds good." Jiang Han finished the sweet wine glutinous rice balls in twos and then ran to the fragrant tofu stall.
"Everyone says that stinky tofu smells stinky but tastes delicious..." the young man shouted loudly while standing on a high stool holding a trumpet.
Jiang Han stood under the high stool, rubbed his chin: "Does your fragrant tofu smell good, but taste bad?"
The young man froze for a moment, and almost fell off the high stool.
Lin Xue quickly covered Jiang Han's mouth, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, the idiot who ran out of the house can't speak, please forgive me."
The young man smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, welcome to taste our fragrant tofu." After finishing speaking, he continued to sell the trumpet: "Our fragrant tofu smells delicious and tastes even more delicious..."
Jiang Han kept making "woo hoo" noises, and as soon as Lin Xue let go of his hand, he yelled, "Did you go to the toilet and wash your hands just now! You just yelled at me without even saying hello!"
Lin Xue smiled bitterly: "Brother, can you use your brain when you speak? If that young man is not a good person, you will have to open your head."
Jiang Han is worthy of being a genius of logic, and he still argued: "Stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes delicious, and fragrant tofu smells stinky and tastes stinky, there is nothing wrong with it."
"Okay, you're right." Lin Xue clapped her hands, and led Jiang Han to the stall, "Come on, try their fragrant tofu."
I have to say that this fragrant tofu is indeed worthy of its name, and the taste is really not bad. Four servings for two people are not enough.In the end, I couldn't take it anymore, so I had to give up.
"It's killing me..." Jiang Han hiccupped and let out a long breath.
"I'm full too." Lin Xue walked slowly towards the Fire Palace, "It's time to start guessing lantern riddles, use your brain to consume."
"it is good."
Fire Palace is a big red palace and also a famous snack bar in Changsha, where you can get authentic Changsha snacks.
In the center of the Fire Palace is a small square. Countless lantern riddles have been hung around the small square. At this time, many tourists are challenging it. It is said that there will be a mysterious gift for guessing [-] correctly.
"I was stunned when I saw this topic." Jiang Han casually picked up a lantern riddle tag, his mind was in a mess.
【Passed away (play an idiom)】
passed away?Sorry, I don't know, please let me die where I am.
Jiang Han picked up the one next to him.
【Drawing eggs with compasses (beating a city)】
Jiang Han was even more speechless.Sorry, this egg can be drawn on my test paper.
He looked at Lin Xue's record, and saw that Lin Xue already held a lot of tags in his hands, and the number was still increasing.
Jiang Han couldn't help asking: "You know all these?"
"These are not difficult, elementary school students can do it." Lin Xue took off another hanging tag, "The peacock is off the screen, Guan Yu."
Jiang Han had a bitter look on his face. It was a blow to his confidence that he couldn't guess, but now he was despised to the point where he was even worse than a primary school student, which made him feel ashamed.
Lin Xue looked at Jiang Han's empty hands and asked, "Why haven't you taken one yet?"
"I haven't started yet." Jiang Han argued.He turned his head and looked at a hanging tag in front of him: "Half full and half empty, type a Chinese character..."
Jiang Han was dumbfounded.What the hell?
He turned his head slightly, and saw Lin Xue was looking at him with a smile, as if he already knew the answer.
Jiang Han stared at the tag.
half full?half empty?what the hell...
After staring at Jiang Han for several minutes, he couldn't find any clue.
"Oh, it's good to take half of this word." Lin Xue pretended to say something casually.
Take half of the word?Jiang Han continued to stare at the hanging tag, as if he had caught a life-saving straw.
When it is fully disassembled, it will be three points of water and an unknown thing, and when it is disassembled empty, it will be the hole treasure cover and tools...
"Uh..." Jiang Han's mind was still blank.
Lin Xue gave another hint: "Jiang Xiaohan, if you can't guess again, you will be too sorry for your ancestors."
ancestors?The Jiang family?River……
"I know!" Jiang Han suddenly came to his senses, and shouted excitedly, "Jiang!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull the hanging tag.
At almost the same moment as Jiang Han, a "Jiang" came from behind the two, and a hand stretched out from behind Jiang Han and grabbed the tag first.
"Fuck me?" Jiang Han watched the duck fly away from his mouth, and was furious.He turned to the back and yelled at the girl behind: "Did you make a mistake? Putting this card on your face will make your skin thicker again?"
"I'm slow, so I can't blame others." The girl tossed the tag in her hand and raised her head.After seeing Jiang Han's face, she paused, a little surprised: "Jiang Han?"
Lin Xue and Jiang Han were also taken aback: "Sister Xin?"
☆, abuse
"Sister Xin, are you here to visit the temple fair too?" The corner of Lin Xue's mouth curled up, "You came alone?"
Zhou Xin was a little flustered, but on the surface she pretended to be calm.She threw the tag in her hand to Jiang Han: "I came alone. Since you think it's unfair, I'll give you this tag."
Just when Zhou Xin was about to turn around and leave, a voice familiar to everyone sounded like thunder: "Xinxin! I guessed two more! It's not that bad!"
Zhou Xin paused, covered her face with her right hand, and sighed.
It's over, this idiot didn't show up sooner or later, but he jumped out at this time to disrupt the situation.
Liu Dashan ran over from the other side of the small square, still holding two hanging tags in his hand, ran to Zhou Xin and waved the hanging tags in front of her as if showing off: "Xinxin! Praise me! I guessed two more!" Already!"
Jiang Han poked his head out from behind Zhou Xin, and said with a smile, "Wow! That's amazing! I commend you!"
Liu Dashan was stunned, and then turned pale with shock: "Jiang Han?!"
"And me." Lin Xue coughed beside her.
"Brother Xue?! You... why are you here?" Liu Dashan rubbed his eyes, hoping that everything in front of him was just a phantom.But unfortunately, even if he rubbed his eyes blind, Lin Xue and Jiang Han were still standing there alive.
"We are here to visit the temple fair, how about you?" Jiang Han asked with great interest.
"I'm with Xinxin..."
Zhou Xin kicked Liu Dashan angrily.
Liu Dashan quickly changed his words: "Sister Xin and I will come and take a look..."
"I see." Jiang Han nodded with a smile, but "I don't believe it" was written all over his face.
"Are you sure it's not a couple dating?" Lin Xue asked without saving face, straightening the tag in her hand.
Zhou Xin's face was completely red, she turned around and feigned anger and said, "Who is a couple with this idiot!"
"Yes! The two of us are innocent!" Liu Dashan climbed up the pole and said seriously.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han looked at each other and smiled. Based on all the clues so far, who would believe that they are not a couple?
Zhou Xin turned around and stared at Lin Xue and Jiang Han: "It's you! Why do you two come to the temple fair together!"
"Ah!" Lin Xue and Jiang Han panicked at the same time, and were at a loss for a while.
"Yes! What's the situation with you two!" Liu Dashan also pretended to be ignorant and asked.
"We...then what..." Jiang Han couldn't think of a good reason, so he turned to ask Lin Xue for help.
Lin Xue was also at a loss for words, she didn't have any good ideas, and hesitated for a long time: "The two of us...are..."
"Yes……"
"Brothers!"
"Yes! Good brothers!" Jiang Han put his arms around Lin Xue's shoulders, "Is it wrong for two good brothers to come to the temple fair together?"
Zhou Xin crossed her arms and raised the corners of her mouth: "Oh? Aren't you guys dating?"
"We..." Lin Xue almost collapsed.Why can everyone see his relationship with Jiang Han now?
Jiang Han was still struggling: "What kind of couple? What are you kidding? Brother Xue and I are both as straight as a steel pipe!"
"There's no need to explain, I've already seen it." Zhou Xin waved her hand, "It's not something shameful about the two men. Is it necessary to hide it?"
Jiang Han turned his head and whispered to Lin Xue: "Brother Xue, what should we do?"
Lin Xue rubbed her temples and sighed: "Sister Xin, you are awesome."
"I have already seen that you two are not normal." Zhou Xin had a victorious smile on her face, "I won't hide it from you." She took Liu Dashan's hand: "Liu Dashan, my boyfriend .”
"Xinxin?" Liu Dashan hesitated.
Zhou Xin smiled happily: "It doesn't matter, it's not interesting to play underground love all the time. Besides, Brother Xue and the others are not outsiders."
"I knew it," Lin Xue thumped Liu Dashan's chest, "During the Chinese New Year, you went to Africa with Sister Xin, right?"
Now that Zhou Xin has already admitted it personally, there is no need for Liu Dashan to continue to hide it.He said, "That's right, I went to Africa with Sister Xin during Chinese New Year."
"No wonder you didn't ask me to go, so I was accompanied by a beautiful woman." Lin Xue glanced at Zhou Xin, and said with a smile.
In the past, when Liu Dashan went on a trip, nine out of ten times he would call Lin Xue.But now that I have a girlfriend, good buddies have to step aside.
Jiang Han thought of the two scarves in the morning, and complained: "Sister Xin, your aesthetics are too peculiar, those two scarves are ugly."
"Aren't you and Brother Xue a good match?" Zhou Xin said, "Turmeric and chicken shit green are a perfect match."
Jiang Han was excited: "Brother Xue! Those two scarves are for you!"
Lin Xue said coldly, "I'm sorry, I refuse."
The four continued to guess the riddles, relying on Lin Xue and Zhou Xin's two smart brains, they almost swept the lantern riddles in the square.Jiang Han and Liu Dashan, two students with arrears in IQ, cheered them on, although Lin Xue felt that it was useless...
At the end of the prize redemption, the hang tags filled the entire prize redemption table with a "crash", the staff's face was ashen, and they were very heartbroken when they gave the prizes, and they kept chanting "how can these four high school students be so awesome".
Although the prizes are some snacks and small handicrafts, but these are their trophies.Zhou Xin didn't like to eat snacks, so she wanted to take away all the small handicrafts, and left the snacks to Lin Xue and Jiang Han.
After returning home, Jiang Han threw a large cardboard box of snacks on the ground and slumped on the sofa: "I'm exhausted...Brother Xue, do you think we will be blacklisted next year?"
Lin Xue put the backpack back into the bedroom, and said, "The blacklist is unlikely, but the celebrity list is very possible."
Sweep away most of the prizes in the prize redemption area, and you can indeed become famous.
Jiang Han flipped through the cardboard box: "Don't look at the size of the cardboard box, but there are not many packages at all. It's all the air in the package that takes up space."
Lin Xue also knelt down and looked through it: "But this is enough for us to eat for a month."
Jiang Han set a grand goal: "Next year, make persistent efforts and strive to win two boxes of snacks."
"Then you will really be blacklisted." Lin Xue smiled, "It's getting late, do you take a shower first or me?"
"Go ahead. I still have something to do." Jiang Han said.
"Okay." Lin Xue nodded, tidied up and walked into the bathroom.
Jiang Han carried the cardboard box into the bedroom, and the sound of water in the bathroom on the floor just happened to sound.He tiptoed, tiptoed to the desk, bent down and looked at Lin Xue's private drawer.
Not locked.
Jiang Han was overjoyed, and directly opened the drawer.
However, there is no Lin Xue's small canvas book in it, only "Rarely Smart" and mints lying alone in it.
Huh?Where is the notebook?
Jiang Han straightened up and scanned the table. The small canvas book was placed in the center of the table, with Lin Xue's pen horizontally placed on it.
Jiang Han was a little excited.Didn't I put it in the drawer yesterday?Did Brother Xue already read what I wrote?Jiang Han was both excited and scared.But after another thought, Lin Xue didn't react at all today, and maybe he didn't see it at all.
Jiang Han easily undid the clasp on the book, and turned to the last page of the diary.
There was a blank line below the words I wrote, followed by Lin Xue's message.
[Jiang Xiaohan peeked at Lin Xiaoxue's diary and punished him for going out for food in the morning by himself this week. 】
What?Go out for food by yourself?Jiang Han wished he could slap himself a few times.If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have left a message, but now I lost my job and suffered a heavy loss!
No, brother Xue's signature breakfast can't be given up, we have to struggle a bit more.
Jiang Han picked up the pen and wrote another sentence.
【Jiang Xiaohan was wrong!He would give anything to get breakfast back! 】
Lin Xue finished taking a shower soon, and as soon as he opened the door, Jiang Han hugged his clothes and squeezed in without saying a word.
Lin Xue was wiping her hair, looking at the closed bathroom door in bewilderment.
What muscle is this fool missing?
He walked into the bedroom, and immediately saw the small canvas book that was opened on the desk.
It turned out that this fool had seen his message.Lin Xue laughed and sat down at the table.
There is one more sentence below what I wrote.
But this word really makes one's scalp tingle, Lin Xue took a lot of effort to read it out: "Jiang Xiaohan is wrong, he is willing to pay any price in exchange for breakfast."
at all costs?Some indescribable images flashed in Lin Xue's mind.
As soon as these images flashed out, Lin Xue patted her face, trying to wake herself up: "Lin Xiaoxue, what are you thinking, wake up!"
He shook his head, and his mind finally returned to innocence.
Jiang Han stood in the bathroom, staring at the wall in a daze.He could still see his own reflection even though the hot air fogged the white tiled walls.
An overwhelmed self.
He kind of regretted that he had just written "Pay all the price".What if Brother Xue wants that?He's really not ready yet...
The [-]-degree hot water slid across Jiang Han's neck and shoulders. Everyone said that taking a bath can make people feel happy, but he felt depressed for a while.
Forget it, a manly man, he must do what he says, if Brother Xue really wants to do that, he should follow suit...
After taking a bath for more than ten minutes, Jiang Han was already dizzy and couldn't continue washing.He wrapped himself tightly in a bathrobe and walked into the room.
"Why did you wash for so long?" Lin Xue stood up from the desk and asked.
Jiang Han's heart beat faster and faster, he even felt as if his heart was going to pop out of his chest.
"Why is your face so red?" Lin Xue sensed something strange and touched Jiang Han's face, "It's still hot."
"Brother Xue..." Jiang Han's breathing almost stopped, and it was hard to say these two words.
"You mean the 'all price'." Lin Xue asked, pinching Jiang Han's earlobe lightly.
The atmosphere was surprisingly quiet, the two of them just looked at each other, and could hear each other's heartbeat.
Jiang Han didn't answer.With his head down, he untied the strap of the bathrobe, and the bathrobe slipped off in an instant.
Everything is unobstructed.
"Fuck!" Lin Xue jumped away with a look of horror, "Why don't you wear fucking shorts!"
Jiang Han fell on the bed and lay on the quilt.He buried his head in the quilt, breathed heavily and said slowly: "Brother Xue... Come on, I can bear it..."
Seeing the infinite beauty of spring in front of her, Lin Xue couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
This is indeed very tempting. Lin Xue's heart is calm, but now there are some small fluctuations.But he is very clear that the time has not yet come, and spring will have to come a little later.
Lin Xue walked to the bed and pinched Jiang Han's buttocks: "This little thing is quite perky."
"Lin Xue!" Jiang Han gritted his teeth, "You can fuck me, but you can't humiliate me!"
"Who wants to fuck you." Lin Xue snorted, and slapped Jiang Han's butt again, making a crisp sound.
"You won't fuck me?" Jiang Han froze for a moment.
"I'm not interested in you." Lin Xue took out a pair of Jiang Han's underwear from the closet, and threw them at his hand, "Put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."
As if being pardoned, Jiang Han quickly put on his clothes and pants: "Are you not interested in me? Is my perfect figure and handsome face not attractive to you?"
"I'm not interested." Lin Xue said, "I'm quite interested in your sex with me."
"Damn, so you are suffering." Jiang Han suddenly realized, no wonder Lin Xue said something like "fuck me" before.
"Okay, let's not discuss these anymore, you have scared away the drowsiness at night." Lin Xue yawned and got under the covers.
Jiang Han also got into the quilt and lay down next to Lin Xue: "Brother Xue, do you still have my breakfast?"
"No." Lin Xue replied firmly.
"What!" Jiang Han stared round.He grabbed Lin Xue's arm and rode on Lin Xue.
"Fuck! What are you doing, you idiot!" Lin Xue kept struggling, but Jiang Han's weight and arm strength made it difficult for him to break free.
"I don't care!" Jiang Han roared, "I want Lin Xue's brand breakfast! You're going to fuck me soon!" After speaking, Jiang Han went to pick Lin Xue's pants.
"Help!"
On Monday morning, Changsha began to glow again, and every corner of the city could see students rushing to school.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han were also part of this wave of troops.The two were walking on the street leading to No. [-] Middle School. Jiang Han was holding an old noodle steamed bun and slowly gnawed on it, crying silently while gnawing.
Because he attempted to rape the night before, and the crime was compounded, Lin Xue punished him to eat steamed buns in the morning for two consecutive weeks.
Really stealing chicken without losing rice.
"Do you know what's wrong?" Lin Xue put her hands in her pockets and glanced at Jiang Han.
"Got it..." Jiang Han gnawed another mouthful of steamed buns with a sullen face.
The steamed bun was cold and hard, and tasteless, Lin Xue refused even the request to serve it with pickled mustard, which made people cry.
This steamed bun has been gnawed all the way to the classroom, and Jiang Han finally lost his temper and threw it directly into the trash can.
"It's not a good boy to waste food." Lin Xue hung her schoolbag on the back of the chair and frowned.
"Fucking waste of food, I'm going to starve to death." Jiang Han cursed, took out his phone and started playing Sudoku.
Liu Dashan turned around, seeing Jiang Han's depressed face, he didn't dare to talk to him, so he asked Lin Xue in a low voice: "Brother Xue, what's wrong with Brother Han?"
"I only ate half a steamed bun in the morning, and I'm angry." Lin Xue said.
"Are you exploiting your boyfriend?" Liu Dashan laughed.
"It's not just exploitation! This is simply abuse!" Jiang Han was so angry now that he found fault and began to scold him.
"I study hard every day, I have to work part-time, and I have to sleep with | at night. Is it easy for me!"
"I'll give you a steamed bun for breakfast, and don't let the mustard greens be eaten. Shit tastes better than this!"
Lin Xue listened quietly, nodding and smiling.
The more Jiang Han talked, the more excited he became, and finally lay down on the table and started crying.
"Fuck me? Did you tell yourself you were crying?" Liu Dashan was shocked, the overlord of the fifth middle school was still crying!
Fortunately, it was only ten past seven, and there was no one in the class, so the impact was not too great.
Jiang Han cried more and more fiercely, Lin Xue sighed, took out a small plastic bag from her schoolbag and put it next to Jiang Han's arm: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, can I apologize to you? Hurry up while it's hot." Let's eat."
Jiang Han sniffled, still crying on his stomach: "Don't eat! I'll forget it if I starve to death!"
"Hey! It's still on the bar!" Lin Xue raised her eyebrows, "If I don't eat it, I will eat it myself."
"How dare you!" Jiang Han straightened up instantly, wiped his nose, grabbed the chicken rice roll in the plastic bag, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The chicken rice rolls were still warm, but Jiang Han's eating was not very pretty.The rice grains in the rice rolls smeared his face, tears and snot were flowing, the picture was really horrible.
However, Lin Xue was lying on the table, looking at Jiang Han quietly eating rolls with a sideways face, reminding her from time to time, "Eat slowly so you don't choke."
Although only negative points can be scored for eating appearance, there are too few people who eat food to get full marks.
Jiang Han finished eating the rice rolls in two or three strokes, took out a few pieces of paper and wiped his face, and finally recovered his original handsomeness.
"How does it taste?" Lin Xue asked with a smile.
"good to eat……"
Lin Xue wiped off a little soy sauce stain on the corner of Jiang Han's mouth with her fingertips, and said, "Sorry, I made you unhappy."
Jiang Han also lay face down on the table, staring at Lin Xue: "Don't let me eat steamed buns in the future."
Lin Xue smiled happily: "Okay."
Only then did Jiang Han smile with satisfaction.
Lin Xue added another sentence: "How about letting you eat the flower rolls?"
"Get out." Jiang Han pouted, "If you abuse me again, I will ignore you."
"Okay, okay, I will serve you with big meals in the future." Lin Xue patted Jiang Han's head.
Liu Dashan felt his stomach was overwhelmed, and he was about to throw up his breakfast.He quickly stopped the mindless conversation between the two people in the back row: "Brother, you two wait until Valentine's Day before you go to bed, I can't bear it."
"Valentine's Day?" Jiang Han rolled his eyes, "Yes, this Friday is Valentine's Day."
"There are so many festivals lately..." Lin Xue said, "Jiang Xiaohan, how do you plan to spend Valentine's Day?"
"That must be carefully prepared."
☆, prepare
On Thursday, Valentine's Day was only a day away, but the two who said they were going to "prepare meticulously" actually didn't prepare anything.
Jiang Han stood behind the counter and played with his mobile phone boredly.There is not much traffic today, and it is deserted, so I have to use Sudoku to pass the time.
After playing Sudoku for a while, he felt uneasy. He opened the browser and entered a few words in the search bar.
【How to make your boyfriend happy on Valentine's Day? 】
There were a lot of answers, millions of answers, and Jiang Han looked at them one by one.
[Send chocolate. ] He rejected this idea at the first second.It's too old-fashioned to send chocolates in what age.
【candlelight dinner. 】This idea is not bad, but he is helplessly cash-strapped, he can only afford the cost of the candlelight dinner in the cafeteria.
[Buy a few less bags. 】Jiang Han raised his eyebrows.What bag does he buy as a big man?
He continued to scroll down, only to find that none of the questions answered by girls was applicable to "how do boys make their boyfriends happy".
In the process of flipping through, he also saw an unsightly answer.
[Take him to open a room. 】
"Damn, rubbish Baidu." Jiang Han turned off his phone and stuffed it back into his pocket.
"I'm quite angry today." Sister Ling walked in from outside the store, took off her sunglasses and said with a smile, "Why are you alone in the store?"
"They're all fighting the landlord behind." Jiang Han took a sip of water from his cup.
"Why are you so angry today? What's the matter?" Sister Ling asked, putting her sunglasses into her bag.
"I'm bored." Jiang Han rested his elbows on the counter and supported his head, "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I still haven't figured out how to spend it."
"Valentine's Day... Don't tell me, I almost forgot about it." Sister Ling pulled out a stool and sat in front of the counter, "Don't you young people like to eat, watch movies, go shopping and so on?"
"Can this routine of ordinary young couples suit us..." Jiang Han was a little skeptical.
This kind of dating three times in a row is really nothing new, and he and Lin Xue don't like shopping, so it's better to eat snacks at home, watch TV, and masturbate.
"Don't worry, Valentine's Day is not about making some earth-shattering moves, but more importantly, enjoying the time when two people stay together." Sister Ling said.
"The time when the two of you stayed together..." Jiang Han lowered his head and thought about it carefully.
"Ding dong." The phone rang.
Jiang Han took out his mobile phone, it was Lin Xue who sent him a QQ message.
Sister Ling asked, "Is it Xiaoxue?"
"Yeah." Jiang Han nodded, and he opened the dialog box with Lin Xue.
Xue: Sexy brother Xue seeks to flirt online.
"Sexy Brother Xue looking for flirts online?" Jiang Han was delighted.
Sister Ling couldn't help laughing: "What the hell is this?"
"It should be in class now, and it's the class he dislikes the most." Jiang Han began to type and reply, "Brother Xue, this must be boring."
"It's really boring." Lin Xue put the phone back in the drawer, lay down on the table, and poked Liu Dashan in front of her, "Dashan, come and chat."
This is a Chinese class, and it is also Lin Xue's least favorite class.The Chinese teacher is a greasy uncle. Standing on the podium, he spit and speaks passionately, but when it reaches Lin Xue's ears, it looks like a Tang monk chanting scriptures, and his head is dazed.
Liu Dashan turned around: "What are you talking about?"
The phone vibrated in the drawer.
"Wait, I'll reply first." Lin Xue hid under the table and took out her mobile phone, and clicked on the dialog box with Jiang Han.
Handsome and dregs: Lin Xiaoxue, listen to the class carefully!
"Damn, you actually abandoned me." Lin Xue rolled her eyes at the screen.
He put the phone back in the drawer and patted Liu Dashan on the shoulder: "Dashan, only you are willing to accompany me now."
"Brother Han won't accompany you?" Liu Dashan asked with a smile after guessing who sent the message to Lin Xue.
"That heartless person actually made me listen carefully to Chinese class." Lin Xue hid behind the pile of books and whispered, "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, do you and Zhou Xin have any plans?"
Liu Dashan tilted his head slightly, and replied: "Actually, it's nothing. She said she wants to go shopping, so I'll go with her."
"Shopping..." Lin Xue paused, "Then where are you going to have dinner after school tomorrow? You shouldn't go to the cafeteria to eat."
"I haven't made up my mind yet..." Liu Dashan touched Zhang Yifan next to him with his shoulder, "Yifan, is there any better restaurant nearby?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know." Zhang Yifan looked at the language document without raising his head, his tone was full of the sadness of a single dog, "You two, one is accompanied by a handsome guy, and the other is accompanied by a beautiful woman. What about me? No People hold hands, so I have to carry my pockets by myself, don't come to me."
"Hey, don't be discouraged." Liu Dashan grabbed Zhang Yifan's left hand, "Look at you, you have good academic performance and good looks. Finding a girlfriend is a matter of minutes?"
"Come on." Zhang Yifan withdrew his hand and looked at Liu Dashan with contempt, "You dare to fall in love with such poor grades, but I have to take the [-] exam."
"What's wrong with poor grades? Don't look down on those with poor grades!" Liu Da
I really want to press and kiss.
Lin Xue looked at "Sleeping Beauty" for a while, then opened his small drawer and took out a small canvas book.It has been half a month since I wrote a small book. The last time I wrote it was during the Chinese New Year, and it is time to write a little today.
Lin Xue turned to the last page of the diary, only to see a sentence written in the last line that was completely different from her own handwriting.
"Ok?"
Although this word looks a bit like it was written by a primary school student, it can be seen that this person really wants to write it well.
"Jiang Xiaohan was very moved after seeing Lin Xiaoxue's primary school diary?" Lin Xue read it softly, and immediately understood what was going on.
It seems that Jiang Han has already read his own little notebook.But when did he see it?By the way, I seem to have forgotten to lock the drawer last night...
Lin Xue looked at the sentence on the paper and smiled slightly, picked up the pen and wrote another sentence under Jiang Han's message.
[Jiang Xiaohan peeked at Lin Xiaoxue's diary and punished him for going out for food in the morning by himself this week. 】
The sky is getting darker, but there is always a place where it will become bright again.In Changsha, this place is the Fire Palace in the city center.
Every year during the Lantern Festival, temple fairs are held in the Fire Palace in the city center and on Pozi Street next to it, attracting an endless stream of tourists.
This year, the scale is bigger than ever, and the number of tourists has reached a new peak.It was only after seven o'clock, and the two sides of Pozi Street had already been decorated with lights and festoons, all in a fiery red hue.All kinds of lanterns hang high, each one is ingenious and fascinating, as if telling an ancient legend.
There are all kinds of small stalls under the lanterns, some selling lights, some selling small handicrafts, but more of them are selling snacks.Tourists were deeply attracted by these special snacks, and every stall was crowded with water for a while.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han went straight to Pozi Street as soon as they got off the subway. The two of them didn't even eat dinner, so they planned to settle in Pozi Street.
"Brother Xue, I'm hungry..." Jiang Han sighed against the palm of his hand.Smelling the strong aroma of snacks, his stomach has already started to "cuckoo" in protest.
Lin Xue said, "Let's go eat, I'll pay the bill today."
"Okay!" Jiang Han didn't hesitate, and immediately ran to a small stall.
"Shrimp shit! Taiwan's authentic shrimp shit! Ten yuan a piece! Only ten yuan a piece!"
Jiang Han kept twisting his body and squeezed his way from the outermost edge of the crowd to the front of the stall.
"Boss, two servings of shrimp are crap." Jiang Han threw out 20 yuan without hesitation.
"Okay." The boss deftly used iron tongs to hold two bowls of shrimp and eggs, inserted bamboo skewers and handed them to Jiang Han, "Come on, young man, your shrimp and eggs."
Jiang Han said "thank you", and squeezed out of the crowd again with two bowls of shrimp.
He handed Lin Xue a bowl of shrimp crap: "Here, you're hungry."
"What's this? It looks disgusting." Lin Xue poked the four small balls in the paper bowl with a bamboo stick and asked.
To be honest, in the dim light, these small balls in the paper bowl do not look very beautiful, but the fragrance is quite attractive.
"It's called shrimp crap, it's delicious." Jiang Han has already put a shrimp crap into his mouth.
"Nonsense?" Lin Xue laughed.
"It's not that nonsense." Jiang Han clicked his tongue, "It's shrimps, shrimps, shrimps."
"What the hell is this?" Lin Xue still didn't understand.
Jiang Han put another shrimp egg into his mouth: "You will know after you taste it."
"Oh..." Lin Xue poked a small ball with a bamboo stick, held it up in front of her and looked at it.
The whole ball is yellow, with a small piece of shrimp tail protruding abruptly. This appearance really didn't make Lin Xue want to eat.
He hesitated for a moment, and put the little ball into his mouth as if death was at home.
The entrance is the fragrance of eggs, followed by the slight fishy smell of shrimp, but when the smell dissipates, it is full of sweetness.
"How?" Jiang Han asked after he had finished eating all the shrimp in his bowl.
Xue Lin nodded: "It's delicious."
"I'll eat another one." Jiang Han smirked, and then stretched out his bamboo stick to poke Lin Xue's bowl.
"Hey!" Lin Xue turned around, protected the paper bowl behind her, and stared fiercely at Jiang Han, "How dare you!"
"Hmph, stingy." Jiang Han's hands froze in the air, and he pouted, "If you don't eat, you don't eat."
Seeing Jiang Han's disappointed look, Lin Xue softened her heart.He sighed, poked a shrimp with a bamboo stick and brought it to Jiang Han's mouth: "Open your mouth, ah..."
"Ah?" Lin Xue changed her face as quickly as turning the pages of a book, but Jiang Han hadn't reacted yet.
"What are you talking about if I give you food. Open your mouth, ah..."
Jiang Han was overwhelmed by Lin Xue's momentum, and obediently opened his mouth: "Ah..."
Lin Xue drew back the bamboo stick and continued to poke at the remaining two small balls: "There are two more, keep opening your mouth, ah..."
"Wait," Jiang Han closed his mouth, "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Eat more if you like it." Lin Xue skewered two shrimps together and handed them to Jiang Han.
"Brother Xue, you..." Jiang Han looked at the bunch of prawns, but didn't reach out to pick them up.
"These are not the last two shrimp craps in the world, and they will be eaten in the future." Lin Xue directly stuffed the string of shrimp craps into Jiang Han's hands, "I'm just too lazy to queue up again."
Jiang Han held up the string of shrimps and said, "Okay, you and I will destroy this double-yolk egg."
Lin Xue smiled happily: "Okay."
The two continued to walk forward, eating next to each other, and their already deflated stomachs swelled up at an alarming rate.
"How? Is this glutinous rice ball delicious?" Lin Xue asked.
Jiang Han took a mouthful of glutinous rice balls into his mouth, then frowned: "It's not delicious."
"Huh?" Lin Xue raised her eyebrows.
"It's not as good as the water glutinous rice balls you cooked this morning." Jiang Han pouted.
Lin Xue picked up Jiang Han's little face: "Damn, then I will cook glutinous rice balls for you every day from now on."
"No, I'll throw up." Jiang Han quickly waved his hand to refuse.
"Fragrant tofu! Fragrant tofu! Delicious fragrant tofu!" Not far away, a young man raised his horn and began to sell.
"Fragrant tofu? It sounds good." Jiang Han finished the sweet wine glutinous rice balls in twos and then ran to the fragrant tofu stall.
"Everyone says that stinky tofu smells stinky but tastes delicious..." the young man shouted loudly while standing on a high stool holding a trumpet.
Jiang Han stood under the high stool, rubbed his chin: "Does your fragrant tofu smell good, but taste bad?"
The young man froze for a moment, and almost fell off the high stool.
Lin Xue quickly covered Jiang Han's mouth, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, the idiot who ran out of the house can't speak, please forgive me."
The young man smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, welcome to taste our fragrant tofu." After finishing speaking, he continued to sell the trumpet: "Our fragrant tofu smells delicious and tastes even more delicious..."
Jiang Han kept making "woo hoo" noises, and as soon as Lin Xue let go of his hand, he yelled, "Did you go to the toilet and wash your hands just now! You just yelled at me without even saying hello!"
Lin Xue smiled bitterly: "Brother, can you use your brain when you speak? If that young man is not a good person, you will have to open your head."
Jiang Han is worthy of being a genius of logic, and he still argued: "Stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes delicious, and fragrant tofu smells stinky and tastes stinky, there is nothing wrong with it."
"Okay, you're right." Lin Xue clapped her hands, and led Jiang Han to the stall, "Come on, try their fragrant tofu."
I have to say that this fragrant tofu is indeed worthy of its name, and the taste is really not bad. Four servings for two people are not enough.In the end, I couldn't take it anymore, so I had to give up.
"It's killing me..." Jiang Han hiccupped and let out a long breath.
"I'm full too." Lin Xue walked slowly towards the Fire Palace, "It's time to start guessing lantern riddles, use your brain to consume."
"it is good."
Fire Palace is a big red palace and also a famous snack bar in Changsha, where you can get authentic Changsha snacks.
In the center of the Fire Palace is a small square. Countless lantern riddles have been hung around the small square. At this time, many tourists are challenging it. It is said that there will be a mysterious gift for guessing [-] correctly.
"I was stunned when I saw this topic." Jiang Han casually picked up a lantern riddle tag, his mind was in a mess.
【Passed away (play an idiom)】
passed away?Sorry, I don't know, please let me die where I am.
Jiang Han picked up the one next to him.
【Drawing eggs with compasses (beating a city)】
Jiang Han was even more speechless.Sorry, this egg can be drawn on my test paper.
He looked at Lin Xue's record, and saw that Lin Xue already held a lot of tags in his hands, and the number was still increasing.
Jiang Han couldn't help asking: "You know all these?"
"These are not difficult, elementary school students can do it." Lin Xue took off another hanging tag, "The peacock is off the screen, Guan Yu."
Jiang Han had a bitter look on his face. It was a blow to his confidence that he couldn't guess, but now he was despised to the point where he was even worse than a primary school student, which made him feel ashamed.
Lin Xue looked at Jiang Han's empty hands and asked, "Why haven't you taken one yet?"
"I haven't started yet." Jiang Han argued.He turned his head and looked at a hanging tag in front of him: "Half full and half empty, type a Chinese character..."
Jiang Han was dumbfounded.What the hell?
He turned his head slightly, and saw Lin Xue was looking at him with a smile, as if he already knew the answer.
Jiang Han stared at the tag.
half full?half empty?what the hell...
After staring at Jiang Han for several minutes, he couldn't find any clue.
"Oh, it's good to take half of this word." Lin Xue pretended to say something casually.
Take half of the word?Jiang Han continued to stare at the hanging tag, as if he had caught a life-saving straw.
When it is fully disassembled, it will be three points of water and an unknown thing, and when it is disassembled empty, it will be the hole treasure cover and tools...
"Uh..." Jiang Han's mind was still blank.
Lin Xue gave another hint: "Jiang Xiaohan, if you can't guess again, you will be too sorry for your ancestors."
ancestors?The Jiang family?River……
"I know!" Jiang Han suddenly came to his senses, and shouted excitedly, "Jiang!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull the hanging tag.
At almost the same moment as Jiang Han, a "Jiang" came from behind the two, and a hand stretched out from behind Jiang Han and grabbed the tag first.
"Fuck me?" Jiang Han watched the duck fly away from his mouth, and was furious.He turned to the back and yelled at the girl behind: "Did you make a mistake? Putting this card on your face will make your skin thicker again?"
"I'm slow, so I can't blame others." The girl tossed the tag in her hand and raised her head.After seeing Jiang Han's face, she paused, a little surprised: "Jiang Han?"
Lin Xue and Jiang Han were also taken aback: "Sister Xin?"
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"Sister Xin, are you here to visit the temple fair too?" The corner of Lin Xue's mouth curled up, "You came alone?"
Zhou Xin was a little flustered, but on the surface she pretended to be calm.She threw the tag in her hand to Jiang Han: "I came alone. Since you think it's unfair, I'll give you this tag."
Just when Zhou Xin was about to turn around and leave, a voice familiar to everyone sounded like thunder: "Xinxin! I guessed two more! It's not that bad!"
Zhou Xin paused, covered her face with her right hand, and sighed.
It's over, this idiot didn't show up sooner or later, but he jumped out at this time to disrupt the situation.
Liu Dashan ran over from the other side of the small square, still holding two hanging tags in his hand, ran to Zhou Xin and waved the hanging tags in front of her as if showing off: "Xinxin! Praise me! I guessed two more!" Already!"
Jiang Han poked his head out from behind Zhou Xin, and said with a smile, "Wow! That's amazing! I commend you!"
Liu Dashan was stunned, and then turned pale with shock: "Jiang Han?!"
"And me." Lin Xue coughed beside her.
"Brother Xue?! You... why are you here?" Liu Dashan rubbed his eyes, hoping that everything in front of him was just a phantom.But unfortunately, even if he rubbed his eyes blind, Lin Xue and Jiang Han were still standing there alive.
"We are here to visit the temple fair, how about you?" Jiang Han asked with great interest.
"I'm with Xinxin..."
Zhou Xin kicked Liu Dashan angrily.
Liu Dashan quickly changed his words: "Sister Xin and I will come and take a look..."
"I see." Jiang Han nodded with a smile, but "I don't believe it" was written all over his face.
"Are you sure it's not a couple dating?" Lin Xue asked without saving face, straightening the tag in her hand.
Zhou Xin's face was completely red, she turned around and feigned anger and said, "Who is a couple with this idiot!"
"Yes! The two of us are innocent!" Liu Dashan climbed up the pole and said seriously.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han looked at each other and smiled. Based on all the clues so far, who would believe that they are not a couple?
Zhou Xin turned around and stared at Lin Xue and Jiang Han: "It's you! Why do you two come to the temple fair together!"
"Ah!" Lin Xue and Jiang Han panicked at the same time, and were at a loss for a while.
"Yes! What's the situation with you two!" Liu Dashan also pretended to be ignorant and asked.
"We...then what..." Jiang Han couldn't think of a good reason, so he turned to ask Lin Xue for help.
Lin Xue was also at a loss for words, she didn't have any good ideas, and hesitated for a long time: "The two of us...are..."
"Yes……"
"Brothers!"
"Yes! Good brothers!" Jiang Han put his arms around Lin Xue's shoulders, "Is it wrong for two good brothers to come to the temple fair together?"
Zhou Xin crossed her arms and raised the corners of her mouth: "Oh? Aren't you guys dating?"
"We..." Lin Xue almost collapsed.Why can everyone see his relationship with Jiang Han now?
Jiang Han was still struggling: "What kind of couple? What are you kidding? Brother Xue and I are both as straight as a steel pipe!"
"There's no need to explain, I've already seen it." Zhou Xin waved her hand, "It's not something shameful about the two men. Is it necessary to hide it?"
Jiang Han turned his head and whispered to Lin Xue: "Brother Xue, what should we do?"
Lin Xue rubbed her temples and sighed: "Sister Xin, you are awesome."
"I have already seen that you two are not normal." Zhou Xin had a victorious smile on her face, "I won't hide it from you." She took Liu Dashan's hand: "Liu Dashan, my boyfriend .”
"Xinxin?" Liu Dashan hesitated.
Zhou Xin smiled happily: "It doesn't matter, it's not interesting to play underground love all the time. Besides, Brother Xue and the others are not outsiders."
"I knew it," Lin Xue thumped Liu Dashan's chest, "During the Chinese New Year, you went to Africa with Sister Xin, right?"
Now that Zhou Xin has already admitted it personally, there is no need for Liu Dashan to continue to hide it.He said, "That's right, I went to Africa with Sister Xin during Chinese New Year."
"No wonder you didn't ask me to go, so I was accompanied by a beautiful woman." Lin Xue glanced at Zhou Xin, and said with a smile.
In the past, when Liu Dashan went on a trip, nine out of ten times he would call Lin Xue.But now that I have a girlfriend, good buddies have to step aside.
Jiang Han thought of the two scarves in the morning, and complained: "Sister Xin, your aesthetics are too peculiar, those two scarves are ugly."
"Aren't you and Brother Xue a good match?" Zhou Xin said, "Turmeric and chicken shit green are a perfect match."
Jiang Han was excited: "Brother Xue! Those two scarves are for you!"
Lin Xue said coldly, "I'm sorry, I refuse."
The four continued to guess the riddles, relying on Lin Xue and Zhou Xin's two smart brains, they almost swept the lantern riddles in the square.Jiang Han and Liu Dashan, two students with arrears in IQ, cheered them on, although Lin Xue felt that it was useless...
At the end of the prize redemption, the hang tags filled the entire prize redemption table with a "crash", the staff's face was ashen, and they were very heartbroken when they gave the prizes, and they kept chanting "how can these four high school students be so awesome".
Although the prizes are some snacks and small handicrafts, but these are their trophies.Zhou Xin didn't like to eat snacks, so she wanted to take away all the small handicrafts, and left the snacks to Lin Xue and Jiang Han.
After returning home, Jiang Han threw a large cardboard box of snacks on the ground and slumped on the sofa: "I'm exhausted...Brother Xue, do you think we will be blacklisted next year?"
Lin Xue put the backpack back into the bedroom, and said, "The blacklist is unlikely, but the celebrity list is very possible."
Sweep away most of the prizes in the prize redemption area, and you can indeed become famous.
Jiang Han flipped through the cardboard box: "Don't look at the size of the cardboard box, but there are not many packages at all. It's all the air in the package that takes up space."
Lin Xue also knelt down and looked through it: "But this is enough for us to eat for a month."
Jiang Han set a grand goal: "Next year, make persistent efforts and strive to win two boxes of snacks."
"Then you will really be blacklisted." Lin Xue smiled, "It's getting late, do you take a shower first or me?"
"Go ahead. I still have something to do." Jiang Han said.
"Okay." Lin Xue nodded, tidied up and walked into the bathroom.
Jiang Han carried the cardboard box into the bedroom, and the sound of water in the bathroom on the floor just happened to sound.He tiptoed, tiptoed to the desk, bent down and looked at Lin Xue's private drawer.
Not locked.
Jiang Han was overjoyed, and directly opened the drawer.
However, there is no Lin Xue's small canvas book in it, only "Rarely Smart" and mints lying alone in it.
Huh?Where is the notebook?
Jiang Han straightened up and scanned the table. The small canvas book was placed in the center of the table, with Lin Xue's pen horizontally placed on it.
Jiang Han was a little excited.Didn't I put it in the drawer yesterday?Did Brother Xue already read what I wrote?Jiang Han was both excited and scared.But after another thought, Lin Xue didn't react at all today, and maybe he didn't see it at all.
Jiang Han easily undid the clasp on the book, and turned to the last page of the diary.
There was a blank line below the words I wrote, followed by Lin Xue's message.
[Jiang Xiaohan peeked at Lin Xiaoxue's diary and punished him for going out for food in the morning by himself this week. 】
What?Go out for food by yourself?Jiang Han wished he could slap himself a few times.If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have left a message, but now I lost my job and suffered a heavy loss!
No, brother Xue's signature breakfast can't be given up, we have to struggle a bit more.
Jiang Han picked up the pen and wrote another sentence.
【Jiang Xiaohan was wrong!He would give anything to get breakfast back! 】
Lin Xue finished taking a shower soon, and as soon as he opened the door, Jiang Han hugged his clothes and squeezed in without saying a word.
Lin Xue was wiping her hair, looking at the closed bathroom door in bewilderment.
What muscle is this fool missing?
He walked into the bedroom, and immediately saw the small canvas book that was opened on the desk.
It turned out that this fool had seen his message.Lin Xue laughed and sat down at the table.
There is one more sentence below what I wrote.
But this word really makes one's scalp tingle, Lin Xue took a lot of effort to read it out: "Jiang Xiaohan is wrong, he is willing to pay any price in exchange for breakfast."
at all costs?Some indescribable images flashed in Lin Xue's mind.
As soon as these images flashed out, Lin Xue patted her face, trying to wake herself up: "Lin Xiaoxue, what are you thinking, wake up!"
He shook his head, and his mind finally returned to innocence.
Jiang Han stood in the bathroom, staring at the wall in a daze.He could still see his own reflection even though the hot air fogged the white tiled walls.
An overwhelmed self.
He kind of regretted that he had just written "Pay all the price".What if Brother Xue wants that?He's really not ready yet...
The [-]-degree hot water slid across Jiang Han's neck and shoulders. Everyone said that taking a bath can make people feel happy, but he felt depressed for a while.
Forget it, a manly man, he must do what he says, if Brother Xue really wants to do that, he should follow suit...
After taking a bath for more than ten minutes, Jiang Han was already dizzy and couldn't continue washing.He wrapped himself tightly in a bathrobe and walked into the room.
"Why did you wash for so long?" Lin Xue stood up from the desk and asked.
Jiang Han's heart beat faster and faster, he even felt as if his heart was going to pop out of his chest.
"Why is your face so red?" Lin Xue sensed something strange and touched Jiang Han's face, "It's still hot."
"Brother Xue..." Jiang Han's breathing almost stopped, and it was hard to say these two words.
"You mean the 'all price'." Lin Xue asked, pinching Jiang Han's earlobe lightly.
The atmosphere was surprisingly quiet, the two of them just looked at each other, and could hear each other's heartbeat.
Jiang Han didn't answer.With his head down, he untied the strap of the bathrobe, and the bathrobe slipped off in an instant.
Everything is unobstructed.
"Fuck!" Lin Xue jumped away with a look of horror, "Why don't you wear fucking shorts!"
Jiang Han fell on the bed and lay on the quilt.He buried his head in the quilt, breathed heavily and said slowly: "Brother Xue... Come on, I can bear it..."
Seeing the infinite beauty of spring in front of her, Lin Xue couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
This is indeed very tempting. Lin Xue's heart is calm, but now there are some small fluctuations.But he is very clear that the time has not yet come, and spring will have to come a little later.
Lin Xue walked to the bed and pinched Jiang Han's buttocks: "This little thing is quite perky."
"Lin Xue!" Jiang Han gritted his teeth, "You can fuck me, but you can't humiliate me!"
"Who wants to fuck you." Lin Xue snorted, and slapped Jiang Han's butt again, making a crisp sound.
"You won't fuck me?" Jiang Han froze for a moment.
"I'm not interested in you." Lin Xue took out a pair of Jiang Han's underwear from the closet, and threw them at his hand, "Put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."
As if being pardoned, Jiang Han quickly put on his clothes and pants: "Are you not interested in me? Is my perfect figure and handsome face not attractive to you?"
"I'm not interested." Lin Xue said, "I'm quite interested in your sex with me."
"Damn, so you are suffering." Jiang Han suddenly realized, no wonder Lin Xue said something like "fuck me" before.
"Okay, let's not discuss these anymore, you have scared away the drowsiness at night." Lin Xue yawned and got under the covers.
Jiang Han also got into the quilt and lay down next to Lin Xue: "Brother Xue, do you still have my breakfast?"
"No." Lin Xue replied firmly.
"What!" Jiang Han stared round.He grabbed Lin Xue's arm and rode on Lin Xue.
"Fuck! What are you doing, you idiot!" Lin Xue kept struggling, but Jiang Han's weight and arm strength made it difficult for him to break free.
"I don't care!" Jiang Han roared, "I want Lin Xue's brand breakfast! You're going to fuck me soon!" After speaking, Jiang Han went to pick Lin Xue's pants.
"Help!"
On Monday morning, Changsha began to glow again, and every corner of the city could see students rushing to school.
Lin Xue and Jiang Han were also part of this wave of troops.The two were walking on the street leading to No. [-] Middle School. Jiang Han was holding an old noodle steamed bun and slowly gnawed on it, crying silently while gnawing.
Because he attempted to rape the night before, and the crime was compounded, Lin Xue punished him to eat steamed buns in the morning for two consecutive weeks.
Really stealing chicken without losing rice.
"Do you know what's wrong?" Lin Xue put her hands in her pockets and glanced at Jiang Han.
"Got it..." Jiang Han gnawed another mouthful of steamed buns with a sullen face.
The steamed bun was cold and hard, and tasteless, Lin Xue refused even the request to serve it with pickled mustard, which made people cry.
This steamed bun has been gnawed all the way to the classroom, and Jiang Han finally lost his temper and threw it directly into the trash can.
"It's not a good boy to waste food." Lin Xue hung her schoolbag on the back of the chair and frowned.
"Fucking waste of food, I'm going to starve to death." Jiang Han cursed, took out his phone and started playing Sudoku.
Liu Dashan turned around, seeing Jiang Han's depressed face, he didn't dare to talk to him, so he asked Lin Xue in a low voice: "Brother Xue, what's wrong with Brother Han?"
"I only ate half a steamed bun in the morning, and I'm angry." Lin Xue said.
"Are you exploiting your boyfriend?" Liu Dashan laughed.
"It's not just exploitation! This is simply abuse!" Jiang Han was so angry now that he found fault and began to scold him.
"I study hard every day, I have to work part-time, and I have to sleep with | at night. Is it easy for me!"
"I'll give you a steamed bun for breakfast, and don't let the mustard greens be eaten. Shit tastes better than this!"
Lin Xue listened quietly, nodding and smiling.
The more Jiang Han talked, the more excited he became, and finally lay down on the table and started crying.
"Fuck me? Did you tell yourself you were crying?" Liu Dashan was shocked, the overlord of the fifth middle school was still crying!
Fortunately, it was only ten past seven, and there was no one in the class, so the impact was not too great.
Jiang Han cried more and more fiercely, Lin Xue sighed, took out a small plastic bag from her schoolbag and put it next to Jiang Han's arm: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, can I apologize to you? Hurry up while it's hot." Let's eat."
Jiang Han sniffled, still crying on his stomach: "Don't eat! I'll forget it if I starve to death!"
"Hey! It's still on the bar!" Lin Xue raised her eyebrows, "If I don't eat it, I will eat it myself."
"How dare you!" Jiang Han straightened up instantly, wiped his nose, grabbed the chicken rice roll in the plastic bag, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The chicken rice rolls were still warm, but Jiang Han's eating was not very pretty.The rice grains in the rice rolls smeared his face, tears and snot were flowing, the picture was really horrible.
However, Lin Xue was lying on the table, looking at Jiang Han quietly eating rolls with a sideways face, reminding her from time to time, "Eat slowly so you don't choke."
Although only negative points can be scored for eating appearance, there are too few people who eat food to get full marks.
Jiang Han finished eating the rice rolls in two or three strokes, took out a few pieces of paper and wiped his face, and finally recovered his original handsomeness.
"How does it taste?" Lin Xue asked with a smile.
"good to eat……"
Lin Xue wiped off a little soy sauce stain on the corner of Jiang Han's mouth with her fingertips, and said, "Sorry, I made you unhappy."
Jiang Han also lay face down on the table, staring at Lin Xue: "Don't let me eat steamed buns in the future."
Lin Xue smiled happily: "Okay."
Only then did Jiang Han smile with satisfaction.
Lin Xue added another sentence: "How about letting you eat the flower rolls?"
"Get out." Jiang Han pouted, "If you abuse me again, I will ignore you."
"Okay, okay, I will serve you with big meals in the future." Lin Xue patted Jiang Han's head.
Liu Dashan felt his stomach was overwhelmed, and he was about to throw up his breakfast.He quickly stopped the mindless conversation between the two people in the back row: "Brother, you two wait until Valentine's Day before you go to bed, I can't bear it."
"Valentine's Day?" Jiang Han rolled his eyes, "Yes, this Friday is Valentine's Day."
"There are so many festivals lately..." Lin Xue said, "Jiang Xiaohan, how do you plan to spend Valentine's Day?"
"That must be carefully prepared."
☆, prepare
On Thursday, Valentine's Day was only a day away, but the two who said they were going to "prepare meticulously" actually didn't prepare anything.
Jiang Han stood behind the counter and played with his mobile phone boredly.There is not much traffic today, and it is deserted, so I have to use Sudoku to pass the time.
After playing Sudoku for a while, he felt uneasy. He opened the browser and entered a few words in the search bar.
【How to make your boyfriend happy on Valentine's Day? 】
There were a lot of answers, millions of answers, and Jiang Han looked at them one by one.
[Send chocolate. ] He rejected this idea at the first second.It's too old-fashioned to send chocolates in what age.
【candlelight dinner. 】This idea is not bad, but he is helplessly cash-strapped, he can only afford the cost of the candlelight dinner in the cafeteria.
[Buy a few less bags. 】Jiang Han raised his eyebrows.What bag does he buy as a big man?
He continued to scroll down, only to find that none of the questions answered by girls was applicable to "how do boys make their boyfriends happy".
In the process of flipping through, he also saw an unsightly answer.
[Take him to open a room. 】
"Damn, rubbish Baidu." Jiang Han turned off his phone and stuffed it back into his pocket.
"I'm quite angry today." Sister Ling walked in from outside the store, took off her sunglasses and said with a smile, "Why are you alone in the store?"
"They're all fighting the landlord behind." Jiang Han took a sip of water from his cup.
"Why are you so angry today? What's the matter?" Sister Ling asked, putting her sunglasses into her bag.
"I'm bored." Jiang Han rested his elbows on the counter and supported his head, "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I still haven't figured out how to spend it."
"Valentine's Day... Don't tell me, I almost forgot about it." Sister Ling pulled out a stool and sat in front of the counter, "Don't you young people like to eat, watch movies, go shopping and so on?"
"Can this routine of ordinary young couples suit us..." Jiang Han was a little skeptical.
This kind of dating three times in a row is really nothing new, and he and Lin Xue don't like shopping, so it's better to eat snacks at home, watch TV, and masturbate.
"Don't worry, Valentine's Day is not about making some earth-shattering moves, but more importantly, enjoying the time when two people stay together." Sister Ling said.
"The time when the two of you stayed together..." Jiang Han lowered his head and thought about it carefully.
"Ding dong." The phone rang.
Jiang Han took out his mobile phone, it was Lin Xue who sent him a QQ message.
Sister Ling asked, "Is it Xiaoxue?"
"Yeah." Jiang Han nodded, and he opened the dialog box with Lin Xue.
Xue: Sexy brother Xue seeks to flirt online.
"Sexy Brother Xue looking for flirts online?" Jiang Han was delighted.
Sister Ling couldn't help laughing: "What the hell is this?"
"It should be in class now, and it's the class he dislikes the most." Jiang Han began to type and reply, "Brother Xue, this must be boring."
"It's really boring." Lin Xue put the phone back in the drawer, lay down on the table, and poked Liu Dashan in front of her, "Dashan, come and chat."
This is a Chinese class, and it is also Lin Xue's least favorite class.The Chinese teacher is a greasy uncle. Standing on the podium, he spit and speaks passionately, but when it reaches Lin Xue's ears, it looks like a Tang monk chanting scriptures, and his head is dazed.
Liu Dashan turned around: "What are you talking about?"
The phone vibrated in the drawer.
"Wait, I'll reply first." Lin Xue hid under the table and took out her mobile phone, and clicked on the dialog box with Jiang Han.
Handsome and dregs: Lin Xiaoxue, listen to the class carefully!
"Damn, you actually abandoned me." Lin Xue rolled her eyes at the screen.
He put the phone back in the drawer and patted Liu Dashan on the shoulder: "Dashan, only you are willing to accompany me now."
"Brother Han won't accompany you?" Liu Dashan asked with a smile after guessing who sent the message to Lin Xue.
"That heartless person actually made me listen carefully to Chinese class." Lin Xue hid behind the pile of books and whispered, "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, do you and Zhou Xin have any plans?"
Liu Dashan tilted his head slightly, and replied: "Actually, it's nothing. She said she wants to go shopping, so I'll go with her."
"Shopping..." Lin Xue paused, "Then where are you going to have dinner after school tomorrow? You shouldn't go to the cafeteria to eat."
"I haven't made up my mind yet..." Liu Dashan touched Zhang Yifan next to him with his shoulder, "Yifan, is there any better restaurant nearby?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know." Zhang Yifan looked at the language document without raising his head, his tone was full of the sadness of a single dog, "You two, one is accompanied by a handsome guy, and the other is accompanied by a beautiful woman. What about me? No People hold hands, so I have to carry my pockets by myself, don't come to me."
"Hey, don't be discouraged." Liu Dashan grabbed Zhang Yifan's left hand, "Look at you, you have good academic performance and good looks. Finding a girlfriend is a matter of minutes?"
"Come on." Zhang Yifan withdrew his hand and looked at Liu Dashan with contempt, "You dare to fall in love with such poor grades, but I have to take the [-] exam."
"What's wrong with poor grades? Don't look down on those with poor grades!" Liu Da
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