The AD next door seems to have a crush on me

[5/2610 25:[-]]

From the day he rejected God A's double row invitation, Chen Yi'an fell into a nightmare.

Chen Yi'an washed his face and brushed his teeth like a walking dead, and went to the training hall to check in.To be honest, he was still a little sleepy and couldn't keep his eyes open while brushing his teeth.But as soon as he closed his eyes, the scene in front of him became the hell mode he had experienced in the past few days.The poodle seems to be everywhere, and will ambush him in any bush; during the CD time after surrendering the double move, he may die at any time... That's right, after he rejected God A's double row invitation, for a week in a row, he As long as they are ranked, God A must also be ranked. As long as he is opposite him, the poodle will go wild, and then carry out a targeted massacre similar to the first match between them.

After three consecutive days, Chen Yian entered the game and only banned the poodle—but it was useless. God A still lined up as a jungler, choosing junglers like Mantis Widow who can be invisible and are particularly good at killing people, and still targeted them as usual.

Thinking about it, Chen Yi'an felt that he was too unlucky. He was slaughtered at least three times a day for a week, but he and God A had never lined up together.

During this period, he opened three live broadcasts, and every time he was able to let fans see him being slaughtered, so many people in the live broadcast room changed their IDs to "Did God A spy on 43 today?", "43 Did you get overthrown today?" and other jokes.

Some people even expressed dangerous thoughts: "Why do I think God A likes 43!"

"Ah bah! This is called liking? This is called hating, right?!" Chen Yi'an retorted on the spot.

God A’s friend invitation is sent again and again, whether it’s QQ or Hanbok account, almost every day, Chen Yi’an’s rejection of him has almost become a routine before going to bed every night, and I don’t understand why God A “hates” him so much. Add him as a friend.

"Are you ready for dinner?" The god who got up early watched him walk into the training hall slowly, and asked with his mouth open.

Chen Yi'an shook his head blankly: "...I don't want to play Hanbok anymore."

"What's the matter, you are..."

Chen Yi'an didn't answer, but the mad dog answered for him: "It seems that he was beaten into autism."

"What happened..." The god looked blank.

"Go and check the record of 43 Hanbok, you will understand."

Tianshen really opened the record query page and searched for Chen Yi'an's record: "...not bad, 20% winning rate in the last 55 games, normal."

The mad dog couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "You need to see the details of the game."

"This way..." Tianshen opened the game details according to his words, and watched seven or eight rounds in a row—no matter what position or hero Chen Yi'an played, his record was just as ugly. Even in the victorious rounds, the number of deaths was more than 5 times.For the famous KDA player, this is almost a fantasy, "I'm so stupid, 43, are you in transition? Start playing Dedicated Life Stream?"

"... Please don't talk about it, besides, I want to delete my account." Chen Yi'an said weakly.

But LOL doesn't have the option to delete numbers at all.

Mad Dog saw that Chen Yi'an's spirit was really bad, and God came suddenly and planned to comfort him.He paused the video as soon as he hit space, took off his earphones and said seriously: "God A seems to want to double row with you, so you row with him."

"God A is actually spying on you..." said the belated god.The game ID of the God of God is actually God of God, but in private, for the sake of convenience, he became God of God.While talking, he carefully looked at the details of Chen Yi'an's games. Sure enough, every game in which Chen Yi'an died had the account "AtypicalMan".

Chen Yi'an turned on the computer and logged into the game habitually.But he was really scared, so he logged into the national server account and clicked on the ranking of the strongest king.

"Would you double row with someone who killed you into autism?" He said, sliding the mouse casually to look down.It’s okay if you don’t look at it, but when you look at it, you can see that the account “Aman” has jumped to No.9 on the national server, and he is still outside the [-]th place.

- even more angry.

Tianshen didn't think so, but thought of an inappropriate metaphor: "Do you remember that Korean female anchor, the one who played with clockwork, and the one who was killed by a poodle and cried."

They have all seen this video, and there may not be many people who play LOL. There is a beautiful beauty anchor in Korea, who was targeted by a poodle without thinking.

"...I just said why this scene is so familiar!" Mad Dog suddenly realized.

"..." Chen Yi'an was also at a loss for words, turned off the game angrily, opened his Weibo, and watched the latest news of various teams in boredom.

"Do you know what happened afterwards?" Tianshen continued, "The female anchor is with the poodle."

"Is this female anchor shaking M?!" Chen Yi'an almost vomited old blood on the screen.Mad Dog said: "So it doesn't matter if you are in a duo with him, you can still fall in love after being killed to the point of collapse."

While a few people were chatting, the 17-year-old little brother Doki finally left the seal of the bed, but it was already late.

The god smiled and said, "You're getting up late again."

Doki shook his head: "...it's the bed that won't let me go."

"Where did the Bull Head King go?" Chen Yi'an looked around the team, but found that only the mid laner was not there, so he changed the subject.

"I'm picking up my girlfriend."

"........."

"........."

In this room of single dogs, only the bull head king has a girlfriend, this topic is obviously more embarrassing than the last one.

Coach A Luo didn't live in the base, he was a local, so he just came to work every day like an office worker.

After lunch, the Bullhead King and Ah Luo came back.The base has a rule that it is not allowed to bring a girlfriend back, so the Bullhead King just had a meal with her and did not dare to bring her back to the base.Ah Luo's first sentence was to ask Chen Yi'an: "43, what's the matter with your ranking recently?"

"..." Chen Yi'an had a splitting headache, "Please give me some face in 4, don't ask me any more."

Ah Luo: "???"

Chen Yi'an didn't want to talk about it, but it didn't mean that the gods and mad dogs who were watching the show didn't talk about it. The two explained the cause and effect while laughing. After a few minutes of laughing at Chen Yi'an ruthlessly, Ah Luo finally coughed twice: "Ahem, stop laughing." Ah, let’s have a meeting today and talk about the Knock Cup.”

As soon as they heard about the game, although it was a low-value game, the eyes of the five starters lit up.

"The competition system has just come out, so it is like this," Ah Luo stood in front of the whiteboard and pasted the pre-printed schedule on it, "Eight teams are BO1, and then divided into winner group and loser group, and the loser group will play a double-round BO3 Elimination, no matter what, it will be much easier to win the first game."

"The lottery, when will the lottery be drawn?" Tian Shen, the jungler and captain, said.

"The lottery is only drawn on the day of the game, do you understand what I mean?" A Luo said, "All seven teams may be BO1 opponents. This time we will all start."

Chen Yi'an thought for a while and asked, "If you meet a rich family by chance in the first match, then you will have to fight."

"That's the point." Ah Luo smiled slyly, "The Knock Cup is of little significance. The giants are likely to put substitutes on the bench and let the star players rest. But for us, it means a lot. According to me According to the news, DSG is likely to use new players as substitutes to cultivate experience in the competition... Our opportunity has come."

The meaning of these words is very simple - no matter what the competition is, as long as it is a champion, it is very necessary for TG.Their record in the LCL has always been mediocre, not outstanding, but they will not reach the level of relegation. The team as a whole is as stable as an old dog.

Ah Luo looks average and a little thin, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and with such a smile, he looks a little perverted: "So five days later, the first BO1 of the Knock Cup, I ask you to go all out!!! "

[5/2621 19:[-]]

Among a bunch of bad ideas, Chen Yi'an chose the safest one - call from another account.

Under his insistence, Rabid Dog changed numbers with him.

The competition is approaching, and this time there may be a good chance to win the championship. Everyone is gearing up and is very motivated.Chen Yi'an was also uncharacteristically, earnestly duoing down the road with Doki, in order to tacitly control Thunder on the field.

As soon as Rabid Dog got on the account, he received a friend request from God A. It was difficult for him to add under the name of "4399player", so he had to start a row quickly.The first time he was normal, and the second time he met God A.

He plays tank top laner, which is not as easy to kill as the little crispy skin in the middle and bottom lanes. God A has no exceptions for him in the top lane, but fortunately, Mad Dog has already expected it, so he won’t be as miserable as Chen Yi’an. But also because of the pressure resistance, the development is not good.

It was really annoying to be targeted like this. After it was over, he immediately sent a message to God A.

[Mad Dog]: I'm calling the number 43, brother, please let me go!

[Aman]: 43 is calling your number?

[Rabid Dog]: Yes.

[Aman]: 1

[Rabid Dog]:? ? ?

Rabid Dog didn't know what the "1" meant, whether it was "If you know it, don't target him", or "If you know it, I will target him", anyway, God A didn't reply.He continued to line up, and kindly reminded by the way: "God A knows that we have changed our number, so we may still be targeted."

But at this moment, Chen Yi'an and Doki are fighting on the road, full of passion, and can't hear anyone saying: "Skin? Skin me again?"

"Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!"

"Second Lulu!"

"The mouse is coming around!"

Chen Yi'an yelled fiercely, and Doki yelled even more fiercely: "Brother 4, don't be cowardly, I will milk you in a blink of an eye!"

Rabid's kind reminder was completely ignored by the two passionate people.

After the number change, the first game was normal, and the second game was also normal. Chen Yi'an hadn't played so comfortably for a long time, his state was off the charts, and he won both games.But when the third game started to read, that damned ID appeared on the opposite side again.

The proud stalker, AtypicalMan.

Although changing the number might make him feel better, Chen Yi'an overlooked one thing - God A and Rabid Dog are friends, and they can see each other's queue status, that is - it's better to spy.

"Hastily! Why is he still targeting me! Didn't I open the old dog's account!"

Rabid Dog replied while calling: "I just got in line and he targeted me crazily, so I said I changed my number."

"You're messing with me, old dog!!"

"It's okay, Brother 4! I'll carry you!" Doki said righteously.

Of course, Chen Yi'an didn't feel annoying to God A because of losing, the main reason is that no matter whether he wins or loses, he has a very bad game experience!

This round was finally won by Doki's super performance, but Chen Yi'an still died horribly.

He couldn't bear it anymore, clicked on the group of professional players, found the account of God A, and sent a friend request: Don't spy on me, brother, I was wrong!

[System prompt]: The other party has passed your friend application.

[Aman]: Line up with me.

[TG4399]: ...The competition is coming soon, I will practice with Doki.

[Aman]: The match is over

[Aman]:?

Chen Yi'an really gave up.

[TG4399]: Good...

He continued to line up with Doki, staring at the friends list, for fear that God A would spy again.But the state over there has been in the team formation, and about 1 minute later, God A's portrait suddenly disappeared.

He...he...he got off?

After a long time, did he go to Hanbok just to spy on himself? !

After this conversation, God A had a QQ friend with him, but he never talked to him at all, as if he really strictly abided by the "competition after the match" that was agreed that day.Chen Yi'an finally had a few days of normal scoring days, probably because he was suppressed too hard, he rebounded instantly, his state improved by leaps and bounds, and he reached the master's 400 points.

Finally, the Noxus Cup begins.

[The author has something to say: Explanation of terms:

"BAN" - disabled.

"BO1"-one round to decide the outcome, BO3=two out of three rounds, BO5=three out of five rounds.

"carry"-... probably the most powerful person with the highest output in this game, "I'll carry you" = "Daddy will take you to win". 】