When time travel meets a retired traveler
Chapter 97
Compared with ordinary children, black garbled characters do not need anyone to take care of them at all.
Eat when it's time to eat, sleep when it's time to sleep, and constantly absorb knowledge in front of computers, TV, and books on weekdays.Even for opening a can of food, he has the black data substance to help.
After only getting along for a day, Wen Yuyu saw a circle of black data around the small body with black garbled codes several times.These black data are like the tentacles of an octopus, one is used to flip through books, one is used to feed oneself, one can hold a pen to record, and another one can push the toy car back and forth...
Seeing this scene for the first time, even Xu Wenxiu was taken aback.
Wen Yuyu asked curiously: "Xiao Hei, why do you see how many tentacles you have, and how many tentacles can you separate?"
The black garbled code explained expressionlessly: "This is not a tentacle, but the materialization of a computer process."
Like computer processes, the number of these 'tentacles' correlates with the processes it can operate simultaneously.As he continues to absorb energy and upgrade and optimize, he can do more things at the same time.
Wen Yuyu probably understood, but his brain circuits always jump a little bit more than ordinary people, and the topic suddenly became, "Then what are your plans? Are you staying in the house all the time?"
But the black garbled characters can be connected smoothly, "Probably. I have to study again. I'm still too weak."
What it says is weak, to put it bluntly, means that it has no ability to survive.
This is too uncomfortable for it, which is omnipotent in the network.
"Then you never thought about studying like an ordinary child?" Wen Yuyu suggested, "For example, go to kindergarten."
The black garbled code looked at Wen Yuyu, as if it could see an evil smile behind Wen Yuyu's smile.Can't help but vigilantly said: "What's your purpose?"
Wen Yuyu didn't hide anything, and said very directly, "I just think you spend a lot of time at home. Old Xu and I need some private space."
"..." Black Garbled was puzzled for a moment, and finally nodded with a complicated heart.
Wen Yuyu didn't know why, but she was able to read pornography from the black scrambled face.
The head was knocked suddenly, and the two black tentacles quickly covered the painful head, and rubbed the painful place symbolically.Holding the book in both hands, the black messy code looked at Wen Yuyu blankly, with a look of why did you knock on my face.
Wen Yuyu's face was a little red, and he taught righteously, "Children, don't think about strange things."
"Men and women love each other, what's so strange about it." Hei garbled his head and didn't feel that there was anything special about his thoughts.
"But it doesn't mean that I sent you to the kindergarten just to distract you and do that kind of thing with him." Wen Yuyu was so ashamed that she didn't say much.He angrily said, "I'll send you to kindergarten after finishing the formalities" and turned to leave.
The black gibberish twitched the corners of his mouth, still not understanding what was wrong with his thoughts.
"Man is indeed a strange creature," it concluded.
Wen Yuyu hurriedly prepared to send the black garbled codes to school, and then hurriedly fell on the first part.
He was shocked to find that the black garbled codes had not yet registered.
It is true that the file information can be modified directly online, but such things as a household registration book are required for enrollment.Paper items that require national certification can only be handled by two adults.
Before processing, the first thing to do is to give the black garbled code a name.
Since the child is not an ordinary child, the two adults can only go to the black garbled code to discuss it.
The black garbled characters are very casual, "You can call it whatever you want."
It's just a code name.In their organization, even the numbers will be rearranged with mutation and erasure.What the name is, what the number is, is far less important than becoming stronger.
Unexpectedly, Wen Yuyu would be the first to object, "How can this be casual. If the name is not chosen well, it will cause many things. The name ridicule will cause contempt among classmates, and finally lead to campus violence."
I thought that Wen Yuyu cared about the safety of black garbled characters, but I didn't expect Wen Yuyu to be very irresponsible and said: "If you hit a classmate, Lao Xu and I will have to apologize. How embarrassing."
"Old Xu?" Xu Wenxiu knew that these two words were referring to himself, but it sounded weird.
"How about it, do you think these two words are particularly suitable for your current father's status?" Wen Yuyu looked like you don't want to praise me, and she was so frightened.
Forcing the old father to make Xu Wenxiu not entangled in a pronoun, he also agreed with Wen Yuyu's words, "If nothing else, at least the name must not have homonyms, otherwise it will sound strange. You really have to think about it."
The black gibberish seemed to make sense, it thought for a while, and said, "Then, let's call it Xu Xiaohei. Papa Wen just called me that way yesterday." There is no homonym, and it is catchy, which is very in line with Xu Wenxiu's standards.
As he said that, in order to let the two adults know which words he said, he condensed them in the air with black data.
Xu Wenxiu looked at the simple but domineering character because it was born in the air, and looked at Wen Yuyu who named it speechlessly.
Wen Yuyu quickly dismissed the blame, "This is a nickname. It's not that he is called Xiaohei because his data is black. It fits the actual situation."
Seeing Xu Wenxiu's obvious dislike for the name Xiao Hei, Wen Yuyu quickly changed the subject, saying: "The naming has a meaning. It represents the expectations of adults for children, like Xu Jiankang, Xu Full Score, Xu Harvard , Xu Laifu, Xu Tianding, Xu Wangcai..."
Hearing the increasingly outrageous name, Xu Wenxiu wanted to interrupt, but Wen Yuyu said realistically, "Then if we name it according to its actual situation, it should be called..."
Under Xu Wenxiu's expectant eyes, Wen Yuyu said three words.
"Xu Xiangren."
He just wants to hit people.Xu Wenxiu clasped his arms around his chest, feeling unspeakable love and hatred towards Wen Yuyu.
"Otherwise. What do you think should be done?" Wen Yuyu smacked her lips as if you were trying to please her.
"No matter what, it shouldn't be called such a weird name." Xu Wenxiu said righteously.
But the black garbled characters actually thought about it according to Wen Yuyu's naming rules, "Is there no bug? Or, maybe optimization?"
"Hahahaha." Wen Yuyu immediately laughed out loud.Of course he recognized that the first name meant no bugs, but the key point was that the homophony sounded like there was no father.He said: "This name is good, you can introduce yourself like this on the first day of school. My name is Xu Wu's father, but I have two fathers."
"It sounds very contrasting and cute. Isn't it." Wen Yuyu really laughed and rolled on the sofa.
Not feeling at all cute, one big and one small looked at Wen Yuyu, and then the two looked at each other helplessly, and couldn't help smiling at each other.
Xiaoming finally decided to call Xiaohei without arguing or arguing, but the matter of naming was finally handed over to Xu Wenxiu's parents.Because Xu Wenxiu thought that there was such a thing as a family tree in his family.Like he is a character, so there needs to be a character in his name.
Hearing that Xu Wenxiu suddenly had an extra child, Xu Wenxiu's parents were in no mood to think about a name, so they rushed over by the high-speed train immediately.
Xu Wenxiu's parents knew that their child's sexual orientation was a problem, and they never thought that Xu Wenxiu would get married and have children.I thought Xu Wenxiu suddenly adopted a child or something, but I didn't expect the child's appearance to be uncannily similar to Xu Wenxiu's when he was a child.
It would be fine if it was a newborn baby. Seeing that the child was already two or three years old, Mother Xu immediately asked very sensitively: "Where is the child's mother?" The woman immediately imagined the grievances and hatred between her son and a certain girl in the past few years.
"The child's mother..." Xu Wenxiu originally wanted to say that it was Wen Yuyu, but when he saw Wen Yuyu's look like I would hit you if you dare to say it, he changed his words: "The child has no mother."
It is obviously a big truth, but Xu's mother made up a touching story of a great mother who passed away after giving birth to a child.She immediately hugged the black garbled code, and said in a sad voice: "My poor little grandson. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, grandma will love you in the future."
Xu Wenxiu, who knew that his mother was thinking of other places, hurriedly said, "That's not what I meant."
"If it doesn't mean that, what else could it mean?" Mother Xu said, "Don't talk nonsense in front of the children."
Wen Yuyu hid at the corner of the stairs, watching Xu Wenxiu's good show with an obvious smile.He didn't even show up, let alone help Xu Wenxiu clarify something.
At this time, those who have a conscience still have to count the black garbled characters. He said blankly: "I really don't have a mother. I am made up of the genes of two men."
As soon as these words came out, Mother Xu's hands could not help but pause.
In fact, she felt just now that the black garbled characters were not as quiet as a normal person.Now that the black scrambled words are expressionless and say things that are completely incompatible with children, it seems even more weird.It's just that her fear turned into fear, and she calmed down a little when she saw her son's usual appearance.
Xu Wenxiu asked his parents to sit down, and based on the laboratory test-tube baby he had previously discussed, he explained the situation of the black garbled characters.Afterwards, he also repeated what Wen Yuyu had said to the outside world.I hope his parents will cover him in the future.
After the parents heard it, although they were a little surprised, they were not as repulsive as they were at first.The most important thing is that the black garbled characters look very much like when Xu Wenxiu was young, Xu's father and Xu's mother subconsciously had the idea of loving the house and black.
They asked with some concern: "Can the child be registered?" Their son is not even married.
Xu Wenxiu took it for granted that his parents accepted so quickly.He chose to be born in this family at the beginning because of Xu's father and Xu's mother's extraordinary ability to accept and dote on him.He said: "It's ok. The laboratory will take care of these procedures. It's just that the other father and I don't know how to name the child. I want to ask your opinion."
Hearing about the child's other father, the old couple had new worries, "Who is the child's other father? Does the child have your last name, and his parents have no objection?" However, they wanted to know more in their hearts, the child's Is the other father Xu Wenxiu's partner?
Xu Wenxiu knew that his parents were already mentally prepared, so he turned the corner of the stairs behind him and said, "Yu Yu. Come down."
This name gives people a gentle and considerate feeling, but it is a pity that it is a man's name.
Father Xu and Mother Xu couldn't help but hold each other's hands tightly, nervously waiting for the man named Yu Yu to appear.
Eat when it's time to eat, sleep when it's time to sleep, and constantly absorb knowledge in front of computers, TV, and books on weekdays.Even for opening a can of food, he has the black data substance to help.
After only getting along for a day, Wen Yuyu saw a circle of black data around the small body with black garbled codes several times.These black data are like the tentacles of an octopus, one is used to flip through books, one is used to feed oneself, one can hold a pen to record, and another one can push the toy car back and forth...
Seeing this scene for the first time, even Xu Wenxiu was taken aback.
Wen Yuyu asked curiously: "Xiao Hei, why do you see how many tentacles you have, and how many tentacles can you separate?"
The black garbled code explained expressionlessly: "This is not a tentacle, but the materialization of a computer process."
Like computer processes, the number of these 'tentacles' correlates with the processes it can operate simultaneously.As he continues to absorb energy and upgrade and optimize, he can do more things at the same time.
Wen Yuyu probably understood, but his brain circuits always jump a little bit more than ordinary people, and the topic suddenly became, "Then what are your plans? Are you staying in the house all the time?"
But the black garbled characters can be connected smoothly, "Probably. I have to study again. I'm still too weak."
What it says is weak, to put it bluntly, means that it has no ability to survive.
This is too uncomfortable for it, which is omnipotent in the network.
"Then you never thought about studying like an ordinary child?" Wen Yuyu suggested, "For example, go to kindergarten."
The black garbled code looked at Wen Yuyu, as if it could see an evil smile behind Wen Yuyu's smile.Can't help but vigilantly said: "What's your purpose?"
Wen Yuyu didn't hide anything, and said very directly, "I just think you spend a lot of time at home. Old Xu and I need some private space."
"..." Black Garbled was puzzled for a moment, and finally nodded with a complicated heart.
Wen Yuyu didn't know why, but she was able to read pornography from the black scrambled face.
The head was knocked suddenly, and the two black tentacles quickly covered the painful head, and rubbed the painful place symbolically.Holding the book in both hands, the black messy code looked at Wen Yuyu blankly, with a look of why did you knock on my face.
Wen Yuyu's face was a little red, and he taught righteously, "Children, don't think about strange things."
"Men and women love each other, what's so strange about it." Hei garbled his head and didn't feel that there was anything special about his thoughts.
"But it doesn't mean that I sent you to the kindergarten just to distract you and do that kind of thing with him." Wen Yuyu was so ashamed that she didn't say much.He angrily said, "I'll send you to kindergarten after finishing the formalities" and turned to leave.
The black gibberish twitched the corners of his mouth, still not understanding what was wrong with his thoughts.
"Man is indeed a strange creature," it concluded.
Wen Yuyu hurriedly prepared to send the black garbled codes to school, and then hurriedly fell on the first part.
He was shocked to find that the black garbled codes had not yet registered.
It is true that the file information can be modified directly online, but such things as a household registration book are required for enrollment.Paper items that require national certification can only be handled by two adults.
Before processing, the first thing to do is to give the black garbled code a name.
Since the child is not an ordinary child, the two adults can only go to the black garbled code to discuss it.
The black garbled characters are very casual, "You can call it whatever you want."
It's just a code name.In their organization, even the numbers will be rearranged with mutation and erasure.What the name is, what the number is, is far less important than becoming stronger.
Unexpectedly, Wen Yuyu would be the first to object, "How can this be casual. If the name is not chosen well, it will cause many things. The name ridicule will cause contempt among classmates, and finally lead to campus violence."
I thought that Wen Yuyu cared about the safety of black garbled characters, but I didn't expect Wen Yuyu to be very irresponsible and said: "If you hit a classmate, Lao Xu and I will have to apologize. How embarrassing."
"Old Xu?" Xu Wenxiu knew that these two words were referring to himself, but it sounded weird.
"How about it, do you think these two words are particularly suitable for your current father's status?" Wen Yuyu looked like you don't want to praise me, and she was so frightened.
Forcing the old father to make Xu Wenxiu not entangled in a pronoun, he also agreed with Wen Yuyu's words, "If nothing else, at least the name must not have homonyms, otherwise it will sound strange. You really have to think about it."
The black gibberish seemed to make sense, it thought for a while, and said, "Then, let's call it Xu Xiaohei. Papa Wen just called me that way yesterday." There is no homonym, and it is catchy, which is very in line with Xu Wenxiu's standards.
As he said that, in order to let the two adults know which words he said, he condensed them in the air with black data.
Xu Wenxiu looked at the simple but domineering character because it was born in the air, and looked at Wen Yuyu who named it speechlessly.
Wen Yuyu quickly dismissed the blame, "This is a nickname. It's not that he is called Xiaohei because his data is black. It fits the actual situation."
Seeing Xu Wenxiu's obvious dislike for the name Xiao Hei, Wen Yuyu quickly changed the subject, saying: "The naming has a meaning. It represents the expectations of adults for children, like Xu Jiankang, Xu Full Score, Xu Harvard , Xu Laifu, Xu Tianding, Xu Wangcai..."
Hearing the increasingly outrageous name, Xu Wenxiu wanted to interrupt, but Wen Yuyu said realistically, "Then if we name it according to its actual situation, it should be called..."
Under Xu Wenxiu's expectant eyes, Wen Yuyu said three words.
"Xu Xiangren."
He just wants to hit people.Xu Wenxiu clasped his arms around his chest, feeling unspeakable love and hatred towards Wen Yuyu.
"Otherwise. What do you think should be done?" Wen Yuyu smacked her lips as if you were trying to please her.
"No matter what, it shouldn't be called such a weird name." Xu Wenxiu said righteously.
But the black garbled characters actually thought about it according to Wen Yuyu's naming rules, "Is there no bug? Or, maybe optimization?"
"Hahahaha." Wen Yuyu immediately laughed out loud.Of course he recognized that the first name meant no bugs, but the key point was that the homophony sounded like there was no father.He said: "This name is good, you can introduce yourself like this on the first day of school. My name is Xu Wu's father, but I have two fathers."
"It sounds very contrasting and cute. Isn't it." Wen Yuyu really laughed and rolled on the sofa.
Not feeling at all cute, one big and one small looked at Wen Yuyu, and then the two looked at each other helplessly, and couldn't help smiling at each other.
Xiaoming finally decided to call Xiaohei without arguing or arguing, but the matter of naming was finally handed over to Xu Wenxiu's parents.Because Xu Wenxiu thought that there was such a thing as a family tree in his family.Like he is a character, so there needs to be a character in his name.
Hearing that Xu Wenxiu suddenly had an extra child, Xu Wenxiu's parents were in no mood to think about a name, so they rushed over by the high-speed train immediately.
Xu Wenxiu's parents knew that their child's sexual orientation was a problem, and they never thought that Xu Wenxiu would get married and have children.I thought Xu Wenxiu suddenly adopted a child or something, but I didn't expect the child's appearance to be uncannily similar to Xu Wenxiu's when he was a child.
It would be fine if it was a newborn baby. Seeing that the child was already two or three years old, Mother Xu immediately asked very sensitively: "Where is the child's mother?" The woman immediately imagined the grievances and hatred between her son and a certain girl in the past few years.
"The child's mother..." Xu Wenxiu originally wanted to say that it was Wen Yuyu, but when he saw Wen Yuyu's look like I would hit you if you dare to say it, he changed his words: "The child has no mother."
It is obviously a big truth, but Xu's mother made up a touching story of a great mother who passed away after giving birth to a child.She immediately hugged the black garbled code, and said in a sad voice: "My poor little grandson. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, grandma will love you in the future."
Xu Wenxiu, who knew that his mother was thinking of other places, hurriedly said, "That's not what I meant."
"If it doesn't mean that, what else could it mean?" Mother Xu said, "Don't talk nonsense in front of the children."
Wen Yuyu hid at the corner of the stairs, watching Xu Wenxiu's good show with an obvious smile.He didn't even show up, let alone help Xu Wenxiu clarify something.
At this time, those who have a conscience still have to count the black garbled characters. He said blankly: "I really don't have a mother. I am made up of the genes of two men."
As soon as these words came out, Mother Xu's hands could not help but pause.
In fact, she felt just now that the black garbled characters were not as quiet as a normal person.Now that the black scrambled words are expressionless and say things that are completely incompatible with children, it seems even more weird.It's just that her fear turned into fear, and she calmed down a little when she saw her son's usual appearance.
Xu Wenxiu asked his parents to sit down, and based on the laboratory test-tube baby he had previously discussed, he explained the situation of the black garbled characters.Afterwards, he also repeated what Wen Yuyu had said to the outside world.I hope his parents will cover him in the future.
After the parents heard it, although they were a little surprised, they were not as repulsive as they were at first.The most important thing is that the black garbled characters look very much like when Xu Wenxiu was young, Xu's father and Xu's mother subconsciously had the idea of loving the house and black.
They asked with some concern: "Can the child be registered?" Their son is not even married.
Xu Wenxiu took it for granted that his parents accepted so quickly.He chose to be born in this family at the beginning because of Xu's father and Xu's mother's extraordinary ability to accept and dote on him.He said: "It's ok. The laboratory will take care of these procedures. It's just that the other father and I don't know how to name the child. I want to ask your opinion."
Hearing about the child's other father, the old couple had new worries, "Who is the child's other father? Does the child have your last name, and his parents have no objection?" However, they wanted to know more in their hearts, the child's Is the other father Xu Wenxiu's partner?
Xu Wenxiu knew that his parents were already mentally prepared, so he turned the corner of the stairs behind him and said, "Yu Yu. Come down."
This name gives people a gentle and considerate feeling, but it is a pity that it is a man's name.
Father Xu and Mother Xu couldn't help but hold each other's hands tightly, nervously waiting for the man named Yu Yu to appear.
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