When time travel meets a retired traveler

"Let's talk about your recent life first." Doctor Zhang asked casually.

In order to avoid directly talking about inflatable dolls, Dr. Zhang intends to cut the topic from the side.After the patient's chatterbox opened, it was natural to talk about how to treat the inflatable doll as a real person.

"Very good." Xu Wenxiu was obviously not a talkative person.

"..." Dr. Zhang is also aware of Xu Wenxiu's temperament, "How is it good? Can you explain in detail?"

"You can eat and sleep, and you are in good health." Xu Wenxiu's details were five words more than the previous sentence.

"..." The pen that Dr. Zhang was trying to record stopped.He thought for a while, and decided to change the way of asking, "Is there anything interesting around you recently?"

After asking this question, Dr. Zhang felt that he could say something about the origin of the inflatable doll.

Xu Wenxiu thought for a while before saying, "No. I have a good laugh."

Is there a connection between having a good laugh and being funny?Doctor Zhang helped his forehead helplessly.After three consecutive questions, no useful information was obtained, and Dr. Zhang felt ashamed of his profession.

Fortunately, Dr. Zhang is used to being hit.

He began to think about his own shortcomings.After thinking about it, it was probably because he just asked but didn't talk, and he didn't form a balance of information.Maybe the tone is also a little blunt, a little bit more working.

"The point of laughter is indeed different from person to person. But people, as long as they have children, it is very different. I think I used to be a person who can't get excited about anything, but now, I can be happy for a long time when the child rolls around. .” Dr. Zhang’s smile brightened when he mentioned his own child.

"That's right, that's right." Xu Wenxiu agreed.

"On New Year's Day, I went to my mother-in-law's house with my wife and children. We haven't seen each other for two or three months, and the child still knows that it's my grandmother. The old couple were so happy that they lost their eyes when they said that." Dr. Zhang said When I was excited, the words were even more eloquent, "You don't know, the child looks small, but he is actually very clever. Cut the bitter melon into small pieces, and he can even recognize it."

"Isn't it?" Xu Wenxiu's eyes were still tightly closed, and his voice was very relaxed and casual.

"But sometimes I am too clever. Last month, I was complained by the kindergarten teacher, saying that I kissed a girl and said that I would marry her in the future. Oh hello, how old is this..." Dr. Zhang suddenly react to.

He came here for psychotherapy, not to chat with the aunts downstairs.

Dr. Zhang swallowed the rest of the words, and forcibly turned the topic back to Xu Wenxiu, "Speaking of New Year's Day, I heard that Mr. Xu has returned home. How is the family going?"

Xu Wenxiu: "Very good."

Hearing these three familiar words, Dr. Zhang felt extremely embarrassed.He continued to bring up the topic unrelentingly, "Is my mother still urging marriage recently?"

Xu Wenxiu: "Yes. I can eat and sleep, and I am in good health."

Can you take it easy?Dr. Zhang felt as if he had entered a cycle.But what he does is this kind of work, and he can't extract useful information from patients. In the final analysis, he is not skilled enough.

"Can this hot chicken doctor do it?" Amidst the soft music, Wen Yuyu yawned from sleepiness, and the news that she had been looking forward to for a long time did not appear at all.

"I also think it's very spicy, just as spicy as the host." The system also gave a one-star negative review with anticipation.

Doctor Zhang scratched his head, "That family..."

Xu Wenxiu interrupted Dr. Zhang and said, "Dr. Zhang, let's get straight to the point."

Hearing this, Wen Yuyu shook her head, "It's hopeless."

The psychiatrist has been played like this, Xu Wenxiu's words can no longer be true, for example, he will add a lot of embellishments.

"The vigilance rate is 79%. It's very subtle." The system agrees with Wen Yuyu's point of view.

It’s just that Dr. Zhang, who has been led for a long time, can’t care so much anymore, so he just broke the can and smashed it, treating it as an ordinary psychological conversation, “Let’s start from the beginning, why did Mr. Xu buy a rubber product?”

Thinking of Xu Wenxiu and the inflatable doll's dead fish eyes looking at each other affectionately, Wen Yuyu burst out laughing.

As for the dead fish eyes and upturned nose, no one wants to send it off.

"I picked it up. It's near the neighborhood." Xu Wenxiu said happily, "I've never seen such exquisite craftsmanship. He really..."

Xu Wenxiu thought for a while, and then used a word that was not exaggerated, "It's so perfect."

Hearing Xu Wenxiu's description, Dr. Zhang thought of the obscene, slutty O-shaped mouth, and the quilt covered with a tent, and forcibly scratched a hole in the paper with the tip of the pen.

Seeing Dr. Zhang's expression, Wen Yuyu laughed so hard that she held her belly, "Hahaha. Quickly, upload a picture for me, and I want to see the most perfect inflatable doll in Mr. Xu's mouth again. It's so perfect."

"..." The system doesn't quite understand what's so funny about this kind of thing, but it still loads the picture in mid-air, just because it can spend the host's points and get a certain rebate.

Seeing that strange face, Wen Yuyu laughed even more happily, the haha ​​echoed in the study, only the system suffered.

Dr. Zhang lost his voice due to the thunder, and it took him a while to find his own words.

"Then, since it's so...perfect." The word "perfect" is definitely the most difficult word Dr. Zhang has ever said in his life. "Will there be an owner?"

Xu Wenxiu was silent.

I have to say that Dr. Zhang is indeed quite capable.As long as Xu Wenxiu told the truth, he would be able to find the problem by peeling it off.

Xu Wenxiu did think about the problem of the wrongdoer.The location of the boy is very delicate, and it is covered with a black cloth, so it should not be a discarded item.It's just that the aunt of the neighborhood committee felt that it would hinder the appearance of the city and have a great impact on the atmosphere of the community, so she had to clean up the teenagers who were placed in the pile of idle items.

After picking up the boy, Xu Wenxiu wanted to act as a model on the one hand, but on the other hand, he couldn't bear to throw such a fine product into the trash can.

Originally, he just wanted to draw a few pictures and return them to the owner, but he didn't expect that the young man was so delicate that he couldn't extricate himself.Now Xu Wenxiu frowned whenever he thought of the boy returning to his master.

Seeing Xu Wenxiu's complexion suddenly changed, Wen Yuyu suddenly felt that something was going on, and became a little more serious.

As long as Xu Wenxiu admits that there is an owner, then he can apply for a temporary body from the system, act as the owner of the lost property, and take his body back in a fair manner.

He didn't hear Xu Wenxiu's answer, but only assumed that the other party acquiesced to this fact, and Dr. Zhang made another assist.He said: "Such a perfect item must be expensive. Just imagine, will the owner be anxious to find it now?"

Regardless of the reason, Dr. Zhang just begged Xu Wenxiu to throw this thing away quickly, so that he wouldn't become terminally ill again.

Xu Wenxiu frowned even tighter, obviously struggling in his heart.

However, Xu Wenxiu still didn't want to give up, "If there is an owner, I will buy it at double or even triple the price."

money is not a problem.

Doctor Zhang's mouth twitched.No one wanted that thing as a gift, yet it cost three times the price to buy it?