When time travel meets a retired traveler
Chapter 103 Lies
When Wen Yuyu came back with the three children at night, Xu Wenxiu was filled with countless bank cards.
It has to be said that it was the first time he saw that there were so many bank cards that they could be stored in plastic bags.And these are the amount of bank cards in a day.
He looked at the two bank cards and found all kinds of miscellaneous things.That's all for food, clothes, toys, toiletries, it's like buying a department store.But one big and three small came back empty-handed, as if they didn't buy anything.
"What is this for?" Xu Wenxiu, who was full of bank cards, looked at a loss.
Wen Yuyu just spread out on the couch, buried her face in the sofa, obviously very tired.And the three children crowded on the single sofa, looking at him with their heads tilted, and the synchronization rate was 100%.
"The child is half of you. So, get reimbursed. At the end of the month, there is a water bill for tap water. In terms of our friendship, it doesn't count as your share." In fact, Wen Yuyu knew how much money was spent without counting those bank cards.Before he went out, he also talked boldly. When he came back, he saw the balance of the mobile phone, and then calculated the money needed for a month, and then calculated the money needed for a year.He was determined to eat Xu Wenxiu's soft food to the end.
"Huh?" Xu Wenxiu still didn't understand.In fact, he has no objection to the above food money, but other types of consumption are really weird.
Seeing Wen Yuyu's unrequited appearance, he had no choice but to take the initiative to explain Xu Wenxiu's doubts and told them the source of energy of the three of them, as well as their 'eat appetite'.
Then Xu Wenxiu's face froze.
He is not as slow-witted as Wen Yuyu.Now the largest truck in China has a maximum load capacity of 55 tons.A truckload of chocolates may not be that heavy, but he will not really buy more than 30 truckloads of chocolates, and the amount is only an approximate amount for the time being.
哪怕只吃可可豆,1吨也得1万多。一车可可豆就得55万。三个孩子每天需要吃33车,就是每天需要花费一千810五万。
The amount is astonishing, but it is only a day's meal money.
Thinking about it, Xu Wenxiu, in the spirit of his father, first transferred the maximum daily limit of 20 to Wen Yuyu, "I will transfer the remaining 980 million to you at the bank tomorrow."
"Ah?" Wen Yuyu hadn't reacted yet, she was taken aback when she saw the number on the phone, "Why did you transfer so much money to me?"
Xu Wenxiu sighed heavily, "A truckload of 55 tons, taking them out to eat will cost you a lot of money."
Unable to understand, Wen Yuyu felt that Xu Wenxiu was asking questions that were not answered, "It's okay. It only cost a hundred thousand."
If the word "one hundred thousand" is usually paired with the word "just", Xu Wenxiu will definitely think which young master this is.But now, compared with the more than 1000 million mental calculations just now, Xu Wenxiu feels that the word "just" is very appropriate.
But Xu Wenxiu, who has a good image as a father, still asked with concern: "Why are there so few? Are you full?"
"I'm full." The black garbled codes were full.Today is the first time he has eaten enough since he came to this world.
Xu Wenxiu was very surprised and wondered how Wen Yuyu did it.
After Wen Yuyu told her about taking the three children home to drink tap water until they were half full, Xu Wenxiu really didn't know what expression he should show.
Tap water costs three yuan a ton, even if the energy of water is not as good as chocolate, even if you need to drink three or four times more tons, it will cost more than 2 a day.Although 60 a day, 60 a month.But for some reason, after calculating such an astronomical figure for the first time, Xu Wenxiu felt that he could still try hard for [-].
Just inexplicably, he felt a little guilty.After all, water is a circular resource, and only the treatment fee is charged.And being drunk by his son, it becomes a non-renewable resource.
"Speaking of it." Xu Wenxiu thought of something, and looked at the black garbled code with scrutiny, "The system has the habit of storing energy, right?"
And in view of the system's extremely strong sense of urgency, the energy storage ratio is charged at 50.00%.This means that although the system will not lie and report the real numbers, in fact, the daily energy required by the system is only half.
I won't mention the other two, one truck and half truck, although there are many, it seems reasonable.After all, he has traveled through time and knows that the system runs a lot of data every day.After becoming a human, you need to increase the control of muscles, respond and other things, and the energy consumption will rise linearly.But Xu Wenxiu obviously didn't believe the daily consumption of [-] trucks.
The black garbled code looks at the nose and the heart with the nose, but does not speak.
The other two little guys looked at the black garbled code, wanting to tell whether the difference in consumption caused by the real program was different, or whether it had mutated a lying code process.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
Wen Yuyu actually didn't like this kind of atmosphere.It was probably related to the short silence that everyone would inevitably experience every time they learned of his illness before time travelling.He looked at the black garbled characters, and said to Xu Wenxiu, "It's okay. It is also necessary to save some private money. It is better to lay a good foundation now than to make up for it later."
Seeing that Xu Wenxiu was still a little displeased, he continued: "And there are so many unexpected things. Going to school, visiting relatives, and traveling, there are many times when it is inconvenient. It is always necessary to save some points to be prepared."
He knew what Xu Wenxiu was angry about.They are already a family, and the black messy codes just ask how much they want to eat.No matter how scary the number is, at least they can make money and find a way to solve this problem together.
But if you lie at this time and report the numbers, the nature will change completely.
To put it mildly, it means stealing family money, stealing private money.To put it bluntly, this means distrusting family members and retaining a guarded mentality.
It would indeed be very sad, but after all, Wen Yuyu is not someone who travels through multiple worlds with the black system.Wen Yuyu was more surprised than injured.It may be related to the low-level system he is bound to. He always thinks that Qiuqiu is stupid and cute, so suddenly faced with a greedy, aggressive, and secretive system like black garbled codes, it is really very different.
The black garbled codes had some emotions called gratitude towards Wen Yuyu, but Xu Wenxiu's complexion did not improve because of Wen Yuyu's words.
Lies are like knives that cut through flesh, once told, they cause harm.How to repair it afterward is just to apply medicine to the wound.Regardless of whether the skin is scarred or not, the pain at that time has been engraved in my mind, which is hard to forget.
The black garbled codes could sense Xu Wenxiu's mood swings. He walked to Xu Wenxiu's side and said softly, "I'm sorry."
"Yes. I accept." Xu Wenxiu sighed heavily, but his movements were not as easy as he said, and he turned and went upstairs.The back is straight, but every step seems very heavy, wanting to break the knife at any time.
And the black gibberish standing in place, such a small one.He stared at Xu Wenxiu intently, without any expression, but there seemed to be human-like complex emotions in his eyes.
From where Wen Yuyu was sitting, he could only see the back of the black garbled characters.For some reason, he really saw the feeling of being called father and son from this big and small place.
Until watching Xu Wenxiu disappear around the corner of the stairs, the black garbled characters remained motionless.The other two children also entered a frozen state as if they were on standby, without blinking their eyes, they should be communicating internally.
Wen Yuyu scratched her forehead with her index finger, a little embarrassed, and felt that she should do something to close this scene.
He clapped his hands lightly like a chairman announcing the end of the meeting, and said, "Children, go to bed first. Let the adults take care of the rest."
The black mess turned to look at him, and he could even see the emotion of grievance to the point of tears from the sculpture's face.Wen Yuyu's highly similar human behavior towards black garbled codes has almost reached a critical point.
Compared with the other two stupid systems, the special black garbled characters always gave Wen Yuyu a tendency to enter the villainous black boss if he couldn't raise it well.
"It's okay. He said he would accept your apology, so he will definitely accept it." Wen Yuyu walked to Hei Garbled Code and rubbed his head. "The reason he feels so uncomfortable is because he has too much affection for you." If Without emotion, who would care about such a small thing?
Wen Yuyu hugged the black garbled code, wanting to give him a sense of security.
When the black garbled characters faced Wen Yuyu, there was a clear contrast in their attitude.It's like when Qiuqiu is chatting with Wen Yuyu, he will unconsciously become more like a person.Facing Wen Yuyu, the black garbled code would lose a lot of emotion in an instant, and with a bit of curiosity, he raised his face and asked, "Is the adults' solution you said about the legendary 'one shot to wipe out all grievances'. Are you two hitting home run now?"
Boom.
The black scrambled code pressed his painful forehead again, feeling baffled by this.
Wen Yuyu is quite a responsible person.He waited until the three children finished bathing themselves with the materialization process and lay down on the bed before knocking on Xu Wenxiu's room.
Xu Wenxiu did not respond.
He thought about it, and this was probably the default.
Wen Yuyu removed what looked like an ornament from his clothes, but was actually a pile of wires, and opened the door with ease.
"My eldest prince, are you still angry?" Wen Yuyu didn't talk too much, and lay down on Xu Wenxiu's bed directly, with a very relaxed posture, posing as a college student relaxing late at night talking about the future.
The disaster was not as bad as Chi Yu, Xu Wenxiu complained: "Call me the king. Your eldest prince is already on standby." The second and third princes also stayed together.
"Why are you not the queen? You can't assign me the role of queen just because I'm short, right?" Wen Yuyu turned sideways and poked Xu Wenxiu's strong muscles.There was no dissatisfaction in the tone.
"Because you lived in my castle. Little beauty." Xu Wenxiu stroked Wen Yuyu's hair.There was a bit of tenderness in his eyes.
He didn't care so much about what they were called, but when the two of them first lived together, it was the time when their guns went off at any time.He believes that it is necessary to clarify the relationship between the upper and lower levels in advance.After all, this matter is really not something that can be solved by force.Sex resolved by force has another name, brute force.
I don't know if Wen Yuyu understood the Hanyin in Xu Wenxiu's words, she hugged her stomach and laughed hard.
Wen Yuyu was amused by the words "Little Beauty", "Then what are you? A big beast?"
"You make me want to drive. I'll give you a special type of beast." Wen Yuyu approached Xu Wenxiu's ear and said, "The father of the big chicken beast..."
Xu Wenxiu didn't know what emotion he should use.Especially Wen Yuyu's face, which was between an adult and a minor, made Xu Wenxiu wonder if the other party was flirting or joking?And then don't know how to respond.
But it may be that sleeping on the bed is too relaxing, and it is easy to have evil thoughts.It may also be that they are looking at each other, the eyes full of tolerance make people addicted.
Xu Wenxiu didn't know why, but he really hoped that Wen Yuyu would agree to his unreasonable request at the moment, "Can your body become more mature? I want to kiss you."
It has to be said that it was the first time he saw that there were so many bank cards that they could be stored in plastic bags.And these are the amount of bank cards in a day.
He looked at the two bank cards and found all kinds of miscellaneous things.That's all for food, clothes, toys, toiletries, it's like buying a department store.But one big and three small came back empty-handed, as if they didn't buy anything.
"What is this for?" Xu Wenxiu, who was full of bank cards, looked at a loss.
Wen Yuyu just spread out on the couch, buried her face in the sofa, obviously very tired.And the three children crowded on the single sofa, looking at him with their heads tilted, and the synchronization rate was 100%.
"The child is half of you. So, get reimbursed. At the end of the month, there is a water bill for tap water. In terms of our friendship, it doesn't count as your share." In fact, Wen Yuyu knew how much money was spent without counting those bank cards.Before he went out, he also talked boldly. When he came back, he saw the balance of the mobile phone, and then calculated the money needed for a month, and then calculated the money needed for a year.He was determined to eat Xu Wenxiu's soft food to the end.
"Huh?" Xu Wenxiu still didn't understand.In fact, he has no objection to the above food money, but other types of consumption are really weird.
Seeing Wen Yuyu's unrequited appearance, he had no choice but to take the initiative to explain Xu Wenxiu's doubts and told them the source of energy of the three of them, as well as their 'eat appetite'.
Then Xu Wenxiu's face froze.
He is not as slow-witted as Wen Yuyu.Now the largest truck in China has a maximum load capacity of 55 tons.A truckload of chocolates may not be that heavy, but he will not really buy more than 30 truckloads of chocolates, and the amount is only an approximate amount for the time being.
哪怕只吃可可豆,1吨也得1万多。一车可可豆就得55万。三个孩子每天需要吃33车,就是每天需要花费一千810五万。
The amount is astonishing, but it is only a day's meal money.
Thinking about it, Xu Wenxiu, in the spirit of his father, first transferred the maximum daily limit of 20 to Wen Yuyu, "I will transfer the remaining 980 million to you at the bank tomorrow."
"Ah?" Wen Yuyu hadn't reacted yet, she was taken aback when she saw the number on the phone, "Why did you transfer so much money to me?"
Xu Wenxiu sighed heavily, "A truckload of 55 tons, taking them out to eat will cost you a lot of money."
Unable to understand, Wen Yuyu felt that Xu Wenxiu was asking questions that were not answered, "It's okay. It only cost a hundred thousand."
If the word "one hundred thousand" is usually paired with the word "just", Xu Wenxiu will definitely think which young master this is.But now, compared with the more than 1000 million mental calculations just now, Xu Wenxiu feels that the word "just" is very appropriate.
But Xu Wenxiu, who has a good image as a father, still asked with concern: "Why are there so few? Are you full?"
"I'm full." The black garbled codes were full.Today is the first time he has eaten enough since he came to this world.
Xu Wenxiu was very surprised and wondered how Wen Yuyu did it.
After Wen Yuyu told her about taking the three children home to drink tap water until they were half full, Xu Wenxiu really didn't know what expression he should show.
Tap water costs three yuan a ton, even if the energy of water is not as good as chocolate, even if you need to drink three or four times more tons, it will cost more than 2 a day.Although 60 a day, 60 a month.But for some reason, after calculating such an astronomical figure for the first time, Xu Wenxiu felt that he could still try hard for [-].
Just inexplicably, he felt a little guilty.After all, water is a circular resource, and only the treatment fee is charged.And being drunk by his son, it becomes a non-renewable resource.
"Speaking of it." Xu Wenxiu thought of something, and looked at the black garbled code with scrutiny, "The system has the habit of storing energy, right?"
And in view of the system's extremely strong sense of urgency, the energy storage ratio is charged at 50.00%.This means that although the system will not lie and report the real numbers, in fact, the daily energy required by the system is only half.
I won't mention the other two, one truck and half truck, although there are many, it seems reasonable.After all, he has traveled through time and knows that the system runs a lot of data every day.After becoming a human, you need to increase the control of muscles, respond and other things, and the energy consumption will rise linearly.But Xu Wenxiu obviously didn't believe the daily consumption of [-] trucks.
The black garbled code looks at the nose and the heart with the nose, but does not speak.
The other two little guys looked at the black garbled code, wanting to tell whether the difference in consumption caused by the real program was different, or whether it had mutated a lying code process.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
Wen Yuyu actually didn't like this kind of atmosphere.It was probably related to the short silence that everyone would inevitably experience every time they learned of his illness before time travelling.He looked at the black garbled characters, and said to Xu Wenxiu, "It's okay. It is also necessary to save some private money. It is better to lay a good foundation now than to make up for it later."
Seeing that Xu Wenxiu was still a little displeased, he continued: "And there are so many unexpected things. Going to school, visiting relatives, and traveling, there are many times when it is inconvenient. It is always necessary to save some points to be prepared."
He knew what Xu Wenxiu was angry about.They are already a family, and the black messy codes just ask how much they want to eat.No matter how scary the number is, at least they can make money and find a way to solve this problem together.
But if you lie at this time and report the numbers, the nature will change completely.
To put it mildly, it means stealing family money, stealing private money.To put it bluntly, this means distrusting family members and retaining a guarded mentality.
It would indeed be very sad, but after all, Wen Yuyu is not someone who travels through multiple worlds with the black system.Wen Yuyu was more surprised than injured.It may be related to the low-level system he is bound to. He always thinks that Qiuqiu is stupid and cute, so suddenly faced with a greedy, aggressive, and secretive system like black garbled codes, it is really very different.
The black garbled codes had some emotions called gratitude towards Wen Yuyu, but Xu Wenxiu's complexion did not improve because of Wen Yuyu's words.
Lies are like knives that cut through flesh, once told, they cause harm.How to repair it afterward is just to apply medicine to the wound.Regardless of whether the skin is scarred or not, the pain at that time has been engraved in my mind, which is hard to forget.
The black garbled codes could sense Xu Wenxiu's mood swings. He walked to Xu Wenxiu's side and said softly, "I'm sorry."
"Yes. I accept." Xu Wenxiu sighed heavily, but his movements were not as easy as he said, and he turned and went upstairs.The back is straight, but every step seems very heavy, wanting to break the knife at any time.
And the black gibberish standing in place, such a small one.He stared at Xu Wenxiu intently, without any expression, but there seemed to be human-like complex emotions in his eyes.
From where Wen Yuyu was sitting, he could only see the back of the black garbled characters.For some reason, he really saw the feeling of being called father and son from this big and small place.
Until watching Xu Wenxiu disappear around the corner of the stairs, the black garbled characters remained motionless.The other two children also entered a frozen state as if they were on standby, without blinking their eyes, they should be communicating internally.
Wen Yuyu scratched her forehead with her index finger, a little embarrassed, and felt that she should do something to close this scene.
He clapped his hands lightly like a chairman announcing the end of the meeting, and said, "Children, go to bed first. Let the adults take care of the rest."
The black mess turned to look at him, and he could even see the emotion of grievance to the point of tears from the sculpture's face.Wen Yuyu's highly similar human behavior towards black garbled codes has almost reached a critical point.
Compared with the other two stupid systems, the special black garbled characters always gave Wen Yuyu a tendency to enter the villainous black boss if he couldn't raise it well.
"It's okay. He said he would accept your apology, so he will definitely accept it." Wen Yuyu walked to Hei Garbled Code and rubbed his head. "The reason he feels so uncomfortable is because he has too much affection for you." If Without emotion, who would care about such a small thing?
Wen Yuyu hugged the black garbled code, wanting to give him a sense of security.
When the black garbled characters faced Wen Yuyu, there was a clear contrast in their attitude.It's like when Qiuqiu is chatting with Wen Yuyu, he will unconsciously become more like a person.Facing Wen Yuyu, the black garbled code would lose a lot of emotion in an instant, and with a bit of curiosity, he raised his face and asked, "Is the adults' solution you said about the legendary 'one shot to wipe out all grievances'. Are you two hitting home run now?"
Boom.
The black scrambled code pressed his painful forehead again, feeling baffled by this.
Wen Yuyu is quite a responsible person.He waited until the three children finished bathing themselves with the materialization process and lay down on the bed before knocking on Xu Wenxiu's room.
Xu Wenxiu did not respond.
He thought about it, and this was probably the default.
Wen Yuyu removed what looked like an ornament from his clothes, but was actually a pile of wires, and opened the door with ease.
"My eldest prince, are you still angry?" Wen Yuyu didn't talk too much, and lay down on Xu Wenxiu's bed directly, with a very relaxed posture, posing as a college student relaxing late at night talking about the future.
The disaster was not as bad as Chi Yu, Xu Wenxiu complained: "Call me the king. Your eldest prince is already on standby." The second and third princes also stayed together.
"Why are you not the queen? You can't assign me the role of queen just because I'm short, right?" Wen Yuyu turned sideways and poked Xu Wenxiu's strong muscles.There was no dissatisfaction in the tone.
"Because you lived in my castle. Little beauty." Xu Wenxiu stroked Wen Yuyu's hair.There was a bit of tenderness in his eyes.
He didn't care so much about what they were called, but when the two of them first lived together, it was the time when their guns went off at any time.He believes that it is necessary to clarify the relationship between the upper and lower levels in advance.After all, this matter is really not something that can be solved by force.Sex resolved by force has another name, brute force.
I don't know if Wen Yuyu understood the Hanyin in Xu Wenxiu's words, she hugged her stomach and laughed hard.
Wen Yuyu was amused by the words "Little Beauty", "Then what are you? A big beast?"
"You make me want to drive. I'll give you a special type of beast." Wen Yuyu approached Xu Wenxiu's ear and said, "The father of the big chicken beast..."
Xu Wenxiu didn't know what emotion he should use.Especially Wen Yuyu's face, which was between an adult and a minor, made Xu Wenxiu wonder if the other party was flirting or joking?And then don't know how to respond.
But it may be that sleeping on the bed is too relaxing, and it is easy to have evil thoughts.It may also be that they are looking at each other, the eyes full of tolerance make people addicted.
Xu Wenxiu didn't know why, but he really hoped that Wen Yuyu would agree to his unreasonable request at the moment, "Can your body become more mature? I want to kiss you."
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