When time travel meets a retired traveler

"Who would throw such a disgusting thing! It's actually a man! You really have no sense of public morality! You poor people can't find a partner!!"

As soon as he entered the community, Xu Wenxiu heard the voice of the auntie from the neighborhood committee cursing, and immediately shivered with fright.

Xu Wenxiu just came back from home.After two hours of high-speed rail, I finally struggled out of my mother's fear of urging marriage, and was evoked by the scolding of the pungent neighborhood committee aunt.

The dozens of catties of melons, fruits and coarse grains on his body suddenly became extremely heavy, and even his feet felt slightly weak.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee was about to come over with cleaning tools, when she turned around and saw Xu Wenxiu, her angry face suddenly turned into a smile, and her mouth was sweeter than drinking honey.The aunt of the neighborhood committee smiled and said: "Hey, Master Xu, how is New Year's Day? Did your mother arrange a blind date for you? Is the girl suitable? It doesn't matter if you don't. Auntie, I have many girls here. Come out and meet some girls when you have time." Come on, let's talk."

"Auntie, please forgive me. I just escaped from my mother, and I don't know what to do during the Spring Festival." Xu Wenxiu hurriedly begged for mercy, and smiled and handed the special product that his mother forced into the hands of the aunt of the neighborhood committee. The specialty of my hometown, my mother specially asked me to bring it here, so I can give you a taste of it."

It is said that cannibals are soft-spoken and soft-handed, but the aunt of the neighborhood committee did not let Xu Wenxiu go, she kept nagging, "I don't know what to do. It's not me, Xiao Xu, you should get married at your age. Others are afraid Marriage is because their eyes are high and their abilities are low, and they don’t think they are incompetent. But Xiao Xu, you are different. You are 27 years old, you have a car, you have a house, you are 1 meters tall, and you are also handsome. Although the school is a bit poor, you are now a great painter. That picture of Hoshino is still hanging in the art museum, which is several streets ahead of those poor and short. Many girls in our community have a crush on you."

"It's all luck, luck." When Xu Wenxiu mentioned his work, he was naturally proud.

It may not be a great thing to release in the world, but in the outer suburbs of this first-tier city, his results are still good.

"You don't have five social insurances and one housing fund in your job, but you can accompany your wife when you paint at home, and you can travel when you go out to sketch. You can also cook well. Whoever marries you will be happy. An excellent person like you is not married, but it is called Those girls in our community who are looking forward to you give up their hearts. If my daughter hadn’t married long ago, I would have taken you as my son-in-law.” The aunt of the neighborhood committee couldn’t stop talking about matchmaking, “This Spring Festival is only one It’s been more than a month. If you start blind dates now, you can bring them home during the Spring Festival.”

He is good everywhere, but he is gay.

However, the aunt of the neighborhood committee treated him well, Xu Wenxiu was really embarrassed to refuse, so he changed the subject and asked, "Auntie, who made you angry just now? Did something happen in our neighborhood?"

This trick is especially useful for people with the temperament of the aunt of the neighborhood committee.The aunt of the neighborhood committee completely forgot about being a matchmaker, and she returned to her cursing shrew appearance, and dragged Xu Wenxiu over to ask him to comment.

Xu Wenxiu was pulled into the alley.

Under the management of the aunt of the neighborhood committee, the alley is rare and clean, and there are not even a piece of paper on the ground.It’s just that the community is a school district house, and there are many old people and children living there. It is inevitable that some old people will put some unused items that they are reluctant to throw away, such as boxes, shelves and the like.

Neighbors in the neighborhood are also not easy to do. As long as the escape route is left open, the aunt of the neighborhood committee will not say anything.

However, among the pile of boxes, there is a "Sleeping Beauty" covered with a black cloth.

Xu Wenxiu fell in love with this extremely beautiful artwork immediately.

This "Sleeping Beauty" has long hair, jade-like skin, curled eyelashes, and thin lips with pale pink.Beautiful and classical, slightly lacking in color.The rest of the body is covered by rough black cloth, which is even more imaginative.The dilapidated wooden box and the messy environment all seemed insignificant in his stunning appearance.

Xu Wenxiu looked at it with a surge of emotion, and sighed that this is really a work of art that tempts crimes.

The furious aunt of the neighborhood committee didn't notice Xu Wenxiu, who was bubbling with little powder, and kept scolding, "Look, look. It's really a bad day, and someone threw this inflatable doll here. It's really wicked .Can this thing be thrown here? What if a child sees it. There are not many girls in our community, so some houseboy must have thrown this thing."

"This, this is inflatable... huh?" Xu Wenxiu didn't have the nerve to say the last two words, but his eyes were fixed on the "sleeping beauty".

Extremely realistic and lifelike.The quality of inflatable dolls is so high these days?

But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, I feel that the aunt of the neighborhood committee is right.How can a real person be so beautiful.

"I can see that Xiao Xu has never seen you before. Auntie, I have lived in this community for 20 years. I don't see much of this stuff." Get a girlfriend, get married, and have a child. This person doesn’t marry a wife and have children..."

"This looks really good." Xu Wenxiu couldn't hear the words of the aunt of the neighborhood committee at all.

He approached "Sleeping Beauty" to snort, and then touched his skin.Although lifelike, but the skin is as cold as jade, a bit hard as porcelain, it is indeed not a living person.Xu Wenxiu was even more curious, who would be so willing to throw out such an exquisite work of art?

"This..." The aunt of the neighborhood committee looked at the inflatable doll with a big mouth and an upturned nose, and remembered that Xu Wenxiu was an artist who was at the forefront of social trends.I couldn't keep up with the trend, so the aunt of the neighborhood committee had no choice but to boast rather bluntly, "It's quite individual."

Xu Wenxiu pulled back the black cloth and found that the "Sleeping Beauty" was still well dressed, not something that had been spoiled.He made up his mind immediately and said, "I'm just about to draw a new picture. Auntie, can I take this thing back and use it as a model?"

"That's a good thing." The aunt of the neighborhood committee doesn't care about these art students who turn trash into treasure all day long. It would be better if she didn't touch this stuff.

Xu Wenxiu moved the "Sleeping Beauty" out and found that it was quite heavy.

Looking small and exquisite, less than 1.7 meters, it is nearly [-] kilograms.It's totally real weight.Presumably the material has something to do with porcelain.

Fortunately, Xu Wenxiu is not a sick and weak boy. He is 1 meters and he can hug someone.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee looked at the ferocious face with a bloody mouth, and thoughtfully covered the face of the inflatable doll with a black cloth.

"Walk carefully, don't scare the neighbors in the neighborhood." The aunt of the neighborhood committee reminded again before leaving.

Xu Wenxiu looked suspiciously at the "Sleeping Beauty" in his arms.

So beautiful, how can it be scary.

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Fifteen minutes later, there was a voice in the alley that no one could hear.

"Ah!!! Who took my body!"