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Am I doing it for Liu Zheng?What do you want to catch me, and let everyone believe that there are demons in this world? "
Liu Sanyou smiled disdainfully, "Ordinary people are stupid and arrogant. They will never believe that there are monsters in this world. Of course you are arrested to do justice for the heavens."
"Do justice for the sky," Tao Ran couldn't hold back his tantrum, "What did I do that hurt the heavens and make you do justice for the heavens? Heaven has authorized you? You have also seen that I am only so capable, can I do it?" Is it causing natural disasters, or killing people like hemp?"
Liu Sanyou paused, "Since ancient times, goblins have been scheming and hurting countless people, and keeping them is a disaster."
"How old are you this year? Looks like you're not yet three hundred years old." Tao Ran sneered, "Well, since ancient times, it's a crime to be born a demon, right? Listen to a few legends and stories and take it as a real thing, and you'll see After a few demons, that’s all. To generalize, I can’t say that there are no demons that harm people, but people can be divided into good and bad. Counting the sinners in history is much more than the demons.”
Liu Sanyou couldn't say no to him, and became angry from embarrassment, "Using words to make excuses, telling stories, turning black and white! The existence of goblins is against the law of heaven! It is a sin to be born as a goblin. If you are a goblin, you will be wiped out. Let me see where you go!"
He roared angrily and picked up the hand formula, activated the magic weapon and hit Tao Ran more violently!
Tao Ran stared at the small fireball attacking again, and immediately understood why his body felt as if he was being roasted when he rubbed against it, and he would be wiped out in ashes when he was hit by this magic weapon!
At this critical moment of crisis, a huge bolt of lightning struck down, rumbling, and the whole room was shaken. For a moment, the white light pierced people as if they were temporarily blinded, and they couldn't see anything except Bai.
Carpets, tablecloths, split tables and chairs... All the affected things began to smoke, and burned almost instantly. The huge thunder tore apart the barrier, and the powerful impact smashed the doors and windows. The sound of sirens, noisy running and screams all rushed in at once. Tao Ran was blindfolded, and immediately squatted down and stretched out his hands on the ground by the door to feel for Li Dahai, but found no one.
In the chaos of white light and fire, he heard a snap of his fingers, and then water droplets fell like rain, dousing the fire.
Tao Ran raised his head happily, and was hugged full of him.
Jiang Feng put his arms around his shoulders and touched the back of his wet head, "I'm here, don't be afraid."
Tao Ran immediately hugged him back tightly, "Look for Li Dahai quickly, he will be hacked to death by you!"
"I'm out!" Hearing Tao Ran's voice, Li Dahai sat on the ground outside with limp legs and patted his clothes, yelling, "Oh, oh, it just burned my trouser legs." To be honest, he woke up when Tao Ran was chattering with the fake lawyer. Yes, as soon as the door was broken by lightning, it took advantage of the momentum and rolled out.
However, Liu Sanyou, who was sure to win, was defenseless. Fortunately, the bodhi bracelet helped him block it. He didn't suffer any internal injuries, but he was still a little dizzy from the huge impact.
Seeing Jiang Feng suddenly appearing to take the goblin away, Liu Sanyou staggered up and manipulated the magic weapon to block the door.
Jiang Feng frowned as he stared at the little fireball at the door, and pressed Tao Ran's little head into his arms.
Liu Sanyou recognized Jiang Feng, and knew that this man had great fortune, so he said, "Put Tao Ran down, this matter has nothing to do with you, maybe you don't believe it, he is a demon, and you will harm him sooner or later..."
Before Liu Sanyou finished speaking, he saw a thunderbolt about one meter long out of thin air. It was shaped like a sword. It was cut in half, and the Vajra Bodhi seeds shattered in an instant, scattering all over the ground like a shooting star with fire.
Jiang Feng said contemptuously, "I believe it, because I am too."
Liu Sanyou opened his mouth wide, his lips were trembling, but he didn't say a word.
Tao Ran buried his head in Jiang Feng's arms and didn't know what happened. He hurriedly urged Jiang Feng, "Go away! Leave me alone! You may not be his opponent, he is a monster catcher, he is a bit powerful!"
Liu Sanyou, a monster catcher who is a bit powerful and has destroyed all his magical weapons, felt that he had been humiliated by the sky: "You guys...don't bully people too much!"
"Your morality is too poor. If you want to catch monsters, go back and find your master to repair them again." Jiang Feng pondered that this Bodhi artifact should be in the same line as the Bodhi bead in the hands of the old fortune-teller, but this person can't even be a monster. If you can't tell, you are far from that uncle. Jiang Feng didn't even bother to give him a look, and walked out with Tao Ran in his arms.
After Liu Sanyou took two steps, he realized that his legs were weak and he fell to the ground before going out the door.
Tao Ran was half-dragged and half-carried by him to walk out, and belatedly realized that Jiang Feng had dealt with him in two or three moves. Looking over Jiang Feng's broad shoulders and seeing Liu Sanyou's cowardly behavior, he felt a bad breath and stood upright. Give him a thumbs up and praise him, "Old iron 666."
Jiang Feng looked down at him with a big heart, "I didn't hit that thunder in the beginning."
"If it wasn't you, who else would have hit me? Such a big thunder would have knocked me down," Tao Ran blinked his almost blinded eyes, and his eyes finally became clear. He saw Jiang Feng writing with a smile on his face. I was so happy that I realized it later, "Oh my god, I just hit the thunder?!"
"I'm so strong..." Tao Ran didn't have the time to boast, when the pain hit his body, and he fainted as soon as he tilted his head.
43. Seizure
Later, #餐厅被雷锁# became the tail of the hot search list as a natural wonder-hunting event.
The latest Weibo short video report said that at [-]:[-] p.m. in the XX restaurant in this city, everyone was eating well, when suddenly there was a loud noise, which seemed to be an explosion in the box.After investigation and evidence collection by the police, it turned out that the hotel was accidentally struck by lightning, and a box was damaged, causing a power outage and a small-scale fire. However, because the monitoring and power failure in the corridor failed, the specific process is unknown.Fortunately, due to the heavy rain, the fire was quickly extinguished and did not spread. So far, no one has been injured.But because everyone ran out, many people did not settle their bills, which caused a great loss to the restaurant. The restaurant owner called on everyone to consciously abide by the code of ethics and pay their bills when they come back.
In addition to the boss using a loudspeaker to the onlookers and shouting "come back and pay [-]% off" over and over again, there are also some passers-by interviewing, everyone is very excited, the more they talk, the more outrageous they are.
A young man didn't bring an umbrella and was soaked like a drenched chicken. "In the neighborhood next door to me, when I was playing a game, I heard a noise. I felt the house shake twice. I thought it was an earthquake, so I ran downstairs with everyone."
The old man next to him gestured: "Good guy, it's like an atomic = sub = bomb explosion, such a thick thunderbolt, and a mushroom cloud burst out."
One kid even claimed: "There is a giant dragon in the sky! It looks like a cloud!"
The sand sculpture netizens who watched the video report in the comments were in a trance.
Cup: This hotel's lightning rod is definitely not working, but the fire protection measures are good. I will come here in the future, and the thunder is accurate.
Feiqiu: Hahaha, the little friend is so cute, there is a cloud in the sky, it looks like a dragon!
Butcher's Knife: It is said that children can see things that adults cannot.
No [-]% discount: the boss is still miserable, things are smashed and the order is evaded, those who eat the overlord meal should go back and pay the bill.
The nickname should be skinny: how do you pay the bill if you haven’t finished eating? Fortunately, nothing major happened. It’s lucky for the customer to escape, and it’s good if you don’t need compensation.
Fortunately, everyone ran out at that time, Jiang Feng played a trick, took Tao Ran and Li Dahai to leave quickly, and went to the No. 1 civilian hospital, otherwise the hot search must be #江锋涛然被雷做#.
Before Li Dahai ran away, he quickly searched the scene of the crime, and even took away the broken box with a corner burnt, so as to save any clues left by the aunt who swept the floor, and then asked someone to pick it up online, saying They evaded the bill for eating, and Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan bought it if they wanted to pay the bill. What a wolf ambition!
Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan didn't know what happened yet. When the thunder struck, they were fighting in the small box, their faces flushed. When they heard the fire alarm and the commotion outside, they hurriedly followed everyone out and came out. Seeing that they couldn't find Tao Ran and Master Liu, I felt something was wrong, and I was afraid of being recognized, so I hurried back to the car and sat down, but they took turns calling, and none of the three could get through.
It's really strange, Tao Ran and Li Dahai ran away, it's justifiable, just make another appointment, why even Master Liu can't be contacted.
Zhang Yan asked Liu Zheng to sit in the car, and ran to find someone at the entrance of the restaurant. Although the fire alarm had been lifted, the police cordoned off the scene. Zhang Yan ran to ask the boss in the name of paying the bill. The money was not confiscated, "Fortunately, you are lucky and lucky to have escaped. It was your box! The police checked it, and there were no casualties in it. Your friend must have come out too. You can look for it again. This happened. I'm really sorry, this order will definitely be waived for you, welcome to come again next time!"
Zhang Yan hurried to the underground garage after hearing this, Liu Zheng opened the door for her seeing her panic, "What's wrong with Sister Yan? Did you find someone?"
Zhang Yan locked the car door, "Honestly, why did you invite Master Liu here today? Have you discussed it?"
"It's nothing, it's just that Master Liu said he wanted to get to know Tao Ran." Liu Zheng was stubborn at first, and then confessed after seeing Zhang Yan's serious expression, "Didn't Tao Ran bring me bad luck? Take a look at it, and break his luck!"
"Don't make up your own mind, you don't understand. It depends on the owner to beat a dog." Zhang Yan got angry when she heard it, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt wrong, "It was our box that was struck by lightning, how could it be such a coincidence?" The thing is, wouldn't it be Master Liu who recruited Lei?"
"No matter how powerful Master Liu is, it's not an exaggeration. It's probably just a coincidence," Liu Zheng felt terrified when he heard it. At that time, if he and Sister Yan hadn't come out, he would have felt scared just thinking about it, "Sister Yan, then Master Liu and the others were injured? "
Zhang Yan guessed, "No, the police said that no one was injured or injured after the inspection. Something must have happened to cause trouble. I guess they all left."
Liu Zheng was still a little annoyed, "It must be the feedback from the evil force. Why didn't such a big Lei kill Tao Ran, the evil spirit? It's good luck for him this time."
Zhang Yan gave him a white look, "Let's go back today, and talk to Master Liu tomorrow."
In fact, after Liu Sanyou was easily broken by Jiang Feng and walked away, he sat slumped at the door of the box and was dumbfounded for a long time. Like smashed pecans.
He wanted to gather the scorched Vajra Bodhi seeds, but he stretched out his hand and squeezed out a handful of ashes, which were still a little hot. He looked up for a while and saw the pouring rain, the busy streets, and the noisy crowds gathered in front of restaurants. Melon masses, as if looking at a whole new world.
When the police cars and fire trucks arrived, Liu Sanyou came back to his senses, gathered them on the ground, stuffed them into his chest pocket mixed with the debris of the black and gray box, and went to the toilet to leave the scene through the window.
His expensive suit was so dusty that he couldn't see its original color, and it was even more embarrassing when it rained heavily. Passers-by holding umbrellas looked at him like a madman. Liu Sanyou didn't go home or his studio, and ran to the lotus in the city center Zhuang Park.
Hehuazhuang Park is an old-fashioned park with decades of history. When the city center was not yet developed, Hehuazhuang Park was considered a very popular tourist attraction. There are pavilions, pavilions, gardens and rockeries in it. The layout is excellent and tickets are charged. money.It’s not good now, compared with the newly built park, the facilities are older and the place is smaller, and it’s gradually outdated. Usually, there are old men and women, walking around birds, feeding fish, taking care of grandchildren and so on.
Ten years ago, he met his master here, and later he set up stalls with his master for fortune-telling, and hid in rockery or small gazebos. When he met the administrator, he would not drive them away if he gave them some favors.
Liu Sanyou was stopped before he entered the door, and the guard looked him up and down suspiciously, "Go, go, go, it's free now, but it will be closed at some point, come back tomorrow."
The next day, Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan went to Liu Sanyou's studio early, and before they got close, they found a circle of old ladies and grandmothers around the door, and several familiar young masters were also looking outside with a bunch of things. , Zhang Yan and Liu Zheng pretended to be passing by, and saw a few law enforcement officers put a seal on the gate, and there were street office workers handing out some garbage bags and handbooks, promoting "breaking feudal superstition" or something.
The little master at the front desk recognized them with sharp eyes, and before he opened his mouth to greet them, he was pulled aside by Zhang Yan.
Zhang Yan asked him what was going on, and the little master couldn't help scolding, "It's all the big brother's fault... It's all the fault of Li Zhaofeng, who is crazy. He secretly took jobs without telling the master. We are at the same level, went out to cheat and kidnap, and now someone reported it, Li Zhaofeng ran away by himself, and drove all the cars away. The police came to investigate and sealed the studio. I don’t know if it can be opened again, mom What is this called?"
Zhang Yan lowered her voice and asked again, "What about your master?"
The boy at the front desk asked suspiciously, "Didn't the master leave with your car yesterday?"
Zhang Yan quickly separated the relationship, "Master Liu left by himself in the middle of our meal yesterday, and we haven't been in touch all night."
The guy at the front desk scolded after hearing this, "Damn it, why can't I get through the phone? I probably know the news and ran away. Damn, I haven't paid my salary for the past three months. It's all a fucking lie." !"
The guy at the front desk saw that the law enforcement officers were going to leave after collecting evidence, so he hurried to catch up, "Comrade, don't leave, I want to report, those big obsidian beads were all bought by truckloads, they were very cheap, and finally they were consecrated One sells for [-] yuan! The black heart is dead!"
Zhang Yan and Liu Zheng looked at each other, Liu Zheng was a little dazed, "Yan, Sister Yan, have we been deceived..."
Zhang Yan's heart skipped a beat, "We still have things to do and leave quickly, don't watch the fun here."
The two of them kept secrets, pretended to be calm and walked back, feeling a little broken in their hearts.
44. Fairy
Tao Ran was admitted to the hospital for the third time this time, and he couldn't figure out why he had formed an indissoluble bond with the hospital. However, when he woke up after sleeping all night, he saw Jiang Feng moving a notebook. Dazhi huddled on the side of the low coffee table in the VIP ward and knocked, he actually felt pretty good, if he ignored Li Dahai's snoring outside and the sound of snoring coming inside.
Seeing that he was awake, shaking his head and staring in a daze, Jiang Feng thought it was very cute. He stood up and almost overturned the coffee table by accident. He forgot that he felt a little tired before and put his tail out to twirl It's on the waist.
Tao Ran, who felt extremely warm last second: "..."
This movement woke up Li Dahai, who was guarding the door outside. Li Dahai poked his head in in a panic and was about to ask "what's going on?" when he saw Jiang Feng with his bare legs tucking in his tail, he immediately closed his eyes, retracted his head and closed the door "I, I, I didn't see anything!"
I have to praise, Mr. Jiang's tail is really thick and long, worthy of being called a dragon, the only fly in the ointment is that the color is a bit green.
Jiang Feng buttoned up his trousers, resumed his dignified routine, and came up to rub Tao Ran's messy haired head, "Are you still sleeping?"
Tao Ran shook his head speechlessly. With the visual impact of that 3D sci-fi blockbuster just now, no one would be sleepy after seeing it, otherwise it would be so heartbreaking.
Jiang Feng shook the back of the bed for him, "Then do you want to go to the toilet?"
It was indeed a bit urinating to say so, Tao Ran looked at Jiang Feng for a moment, determined to take the urinal, struggled to get out of bed regardless of the pain in his body, and refused with a hoarse voice, "No, no, I'll go to the bathroom!"
Li Dahai washed his face outside, opened the door and wanted to ask the two of them what they had for breakfast, he went to buy it, when he stepped in with one foot, he heard Tao Ran's hoarse voice from the bathroom, "Don't take off my pants, I'll do it myself!"
Jiang Feng whispered, "Don't force it, your hands are not working well now."
Tao Ran's voice became inexplicably shy, "Okay, okay, don't help, don't look!"
Jiang Feng's voice began to be inexplicably doting, "I don't want to watch it."
Li Dahai retracted his feet silently, covered his face and closed the door again... Sorry to disturb you.
Tao Ran's legs were still too weak to use his strength, so Jiang Feng turned his back, put his arms around his waist, and leaned most of him on his body, Tao Ran's chin just fit into Jiang Feng's shoulder.Tao Ran turned his head to look in the mirror of the sink, the posture of the two of them was like an intimate hug... He also saw from the mirror that his ears were red.
Future!Tao Ran couldn't help but spurn himself, but he had to say that the current situation was really embarrassing.
He pondered for a while, then stammered, "...I can't urinate when you are beside me."
Jiang Feng was very caring at this time, "Shh—"
Tao Ran: "???"
He almost closed his eyes and completed this embarrassing death process in self-hypnosis, and then let Jiang Feng half drag and half hug him back to the hospital bed.
"It's normal," Jiang Feng comforted him, "You did it, brave little elf."
What the hell is this tone of coaxing a three-year-old boy?Tao Ran couldn't help complaining, "Don't you just go to the bathroom? What's so brave about that? Just forget about it?"
Jiang Feng teased him, "I'm talking about your thunderstorm, you did it beautifully."
As soon as Tao Ran remembered that he had been hit by a big thunder, he immediately put all the embarrassment behind him, and said happily, "Of course, the tiger father has no dogs, so I can't embarrass you outside."
Hearing these words, Jiang Feng always felt a kind of inexplicable awkwardness, and he was not very happy anyway, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed a feather from his head.
"Hey, it's wrong, it's just a metaphor, it's Father Dragon." Tao Ran hugged his head, "Are you jealous of my hair volume and think I'm bald!"
He suddenly thought, the dragon seems to be hairless?Tao Ran looked at Jiang Feng's thick black hair, and swallowed the question timidly.
Jiang Feng turned away from the topic of being an old father regardless of whether he was a dragon or a tiger, and the middle-aged and elderly people who were hairy or bald, and held up the feather in his hand. This feather was qualitatively different from the ones Tao Ran lost before. Like a feather pen, plump and slender, the brilliant color gradient finally broke away from the category of colorful Shamat, and began to have a bit of aristocratic temperament.
Tao Ran was originally a gray quail spirit, but because Jiang Feng gave him most of his energy in rushing to save his life, he created a colorful quail. Now Tao Ran finally understands that the seven colors don't just refer to the seven colors of red, green and green. It means bright and colorful.
Jiang Feng smiled: "Congratulations, you have made a further step in your cultivation, but you haven't finished it yet, so you can't relax."
Tao Ran was puzzled when he heard this: "It hasn't succeeded yet, so how can it be considered a success?"
Jiang Feng took it for granted, "Become a quail."
Tao Ran was stunned, "Damn, you were not joking last time, then I will really die!"
Jiang Feng, "Coward."
Tao Ran was not convinced: "Hey, who praised me for being brave just now?"
Jiang Feng, "Boasting nonsense, don't take it too seriously."
Tao Ran: "Where is my 40-meter sword!"
Li Dahai was very cautious when he came back after buying breakfast. He first listened carefully to make sure there was nothing wrong with it, then knocked on the door and waited for a while, so that even if there were any monsters inside, the people inside had time to pretend that nothing was wrong. It happened, so when he opened the door and walked in, he was relieved anyway.
It's just flirting, he can handle small scenes.
After taking a mouthful of the hot porridge, Tao Ran couldn't help but sigh, "Da Hai, thank you for helping me block that attack, brother! Thank you for having you!"
Li Dahai scratched his hair embarrassingly, "It's too silly to say that, you just need to return the money to me."
Tao Ran's smile froze, "Didn't you pay back your salary last time?"
Li Dahai smiled proudly, "Of course there is interest."
"Hey, talking about money hurts your feelings, I promise you," Tao Ran shook his hand, "There is no way."
Li Dahai had an expected expression, "Eat yours quickly."
Tao Ran snorted and drank a big mouthful of hot porridge, and said with emotion, "Before the accident, I thought that I must be more red than Jiang Fenghong, so I didn't choose any job, and desperately rushed to the announcement. Going back to the peak...but now I think it doesn't matter if you are popular or not, being a man or a monster, happiness is the most important thing..."
Tao Ran lowered his head and took a sip of the porridge, then took a sneaky look at Jiang Feng, "...with the people you like, do the things you like, go to the places you like...just cherish the moment and don't regret it."
Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows unobtrusively when he heard the words, someone he likes...?
"You are so emotional today that you can write a small paper. What should I do when I meet an artist who is not ambitious?" Li Dahai felt deeply fed a mouthful of dog food, "Then there is another announcement this morning. They said that Xie Fangshuo's new variety show was let go by the guests, and I asked you if you would like to save the show?"
Without thinking, Tao Ran waved his gauze-wrapped thick arms, "Go, go, I can do anything, omnipotent."
Jiang Feng pushed his injured arm down, "Lie down and recuperate first, and then go next time."
Tao Ran lay flat, "All right."
Li Dahai: "... Excuse me, please leave."
After Tao Ran finished his porridge, his stomach felt warm, and at that point the nurse gave him some water. Although the inpatient department was not quiet with people coming and going, it unexpectedly calmed him down. It is worth mentioning that, The attending doctor who made the ward round early in the morning was so pleasing to the eye.
But after a while, this purity was broken.
Shen Mingyu hurriedly came to visit him with a large bouquet of flowers, followed by Lin Changqing. Shen Mingyu was stunned when he opened the door and entered, "Didn't you say there's nothing serious? Why did you get mummified?"
"There are a lot of skin injuries, so the doctor bandaged them like this. There is nothing else to do." Tao Ran raised his arms in greeting. His current image is indeed similar to that of a mummy. Although the total area of burned skin is not large, except for his face, there is nothing. Other than that, it was all patchy here and there, which was hard to heal and prone to inflammation, so the pleasing attending doctor gave him a full bandage.
After Tao Ran finished explaining, he didn't forget to add, "By the way, my attending physician is very good-looking, with a very delicate appearance."
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just as Tao Ran's words fell, the attending doctor who had just left after the ward inspection suddenly came. Tao Ran thought that something was missed in the inspection just now, but he never expected that Doctor Bai started to cry when he saw Lin Changqing with red eyes. She said charmingly, "Why did you lie to me?"
Shen Mingyu was stunned for a moment, and after recollecting it, he was furious, and the anger rushed from the soles of his feet towards Tianling Gai!
Tao Ran exclaimed, "My God! What kind of fairy is crying!"
Shen Mingyu: "???"
45. Zhou Lao
Tao Ran's ward has never been so lively. He was deserted the last two times he was hospitalized. This time, all the monsters came after hearing the news, and the handsome men and women crowded the room like a gathering of gods.
Li Dahai was shivering in the middle of a group of goblins, he didn't dare to show his breath, and he couldn't figure it out, why did these goblin bosses default him as "one of their own"?Still have a big heart.
After witnessing Su Xinran let out his tail when he talked about Xing's head, Li Dahai completely collapsed and slipped out to watch the door on his soft legs.
Su Xinran's smile trembled wildly, "Xiao Taotao, your manager is quite funny."
Tao Ran watched silently as a group of unscrupulous fairies released all kinds of tails, horns, claws, and even chest hair? ? ?He finally realized that the No. [-] Hospital was really run by the "own demon", which really reassured the demon.
The pleasing doctor Bai is also a cat demon. It is said that his prototype is a gentle and beautiful lion cat. His ancestors served in the royal family, and his blood is noble. the difference.
At the beginning, Lin Changqing seduced Dr. Bai, who had been abiding by the rules, to be Tao Ran's surgeon, and violated the hospital's regulations and forcibly moved flowers to save his life. After the operation was successful, Lin Changqing patted his ass and left without mercy.
With his benefactor on one side and his brother on the other, Tao Ran was caught in the middle...he couldn't get in the way at all.
Doctor Bai managed to stop his tears, "You lihuamao claim to be the smartest and smartest, and your eyesight is not very good."
"They're all ex-boyfriends, don't tell anyone else." Shen Mingyu broke up decisively just now, and now he is looking up at the monster with his chin and nostrils, "You said you didn't fall in love with Lin Changqing, a scumbag at the beginning, why are you here now? Is the fairy crying here?"
Dr. Bai's eyes welled up again when he heard this, "I'm so angry! The hospital stipulates that we must obey the laws of nature and not use demonic powers to change our fate. Later, the director found out about this operation and demoted me two grades. What? Salary allowances and year-end bonuses are gone.”
"It's too much!" Shen Mingyu handed him the paper thoughtfully, "Are all your lion cats crying? Have you ever heard that a good cat doesn't flick when it tears?"
Doctor Bai shook his head with red eyes, "When I get angry, I can't stop crying."
Although the two ex-boyfriend cats looked sympathetic and wanted to condemn the scumbag together, Tao Ran clearly saw the tails of the cats behind them flicking each other, especially Shen Mingyu's tail, which turned like a propeller. Although a cat's tail looks fluffy and white without a trace of impurities, it is useless and not as fast as Shen Mingyu's.As the saying goes, in the world of martial arts, the only thing that can't be broken is fast, and he would suspect that Dr. Bai was crying in pain.
As for Lin Changqing, he didn't expect that among the little goblins who came to visit Tao Ran, there were quite a few of his old friends, hugging each other to reminisce about the old days, showing the essence of a scumbag to the fullest.
Of course, Lin Changqing has always been very measured and never presumptuous, so he brought the topic back to Tao Ran in a few sentences, "I heard that you have learned how to make thunder. It seems that you have cultivated well."
The goblins nearby exclaimed in amazement, praising Tao Ran as worthy of being the heir of the dragon.
Tao Ran suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth, and said modestly, "I'm overwhelmed, I'm low-key, it's mainly because the boss taught me well."
Lin Changqing applauded again and again, "I just said that the method of double = cultivation is very useful, baby, let's try it some other day."
Shen Mingyu, who was in the cue, suddenly rolled his eyes, "Who wants to double repair with you, you have been dumped by my uncle just now... Damn it! Tao Ran, you are so talented! Awesome!"
When Dr. Bai heard this, he burst into tears and looked at Tao Ran curiously, his beautiful eyes couldn't be more busy.
"I'm not, I'm not, he's talking nonsense!" Even though Tao Ran tried his best to deny it, everyone seemed to have suddenly realized, and the scene suddenly exploded.
Shen Mingyu couldn't help sighing: "Oh my god, is this a loss of morality or a distortion of a demonic nature? Just listening to it is very exciting!"
As goblins, everyone has always been very receptive. Just now, they were exaggerating about "like father, like son", and the next second seamlessly connected to the wedding blessing of "Congratulations, flying together, growing old together, and having a son early".
Su Xinran's big fox tail was soaring into the sky excitedly, "Of course, baby, quickly teach my sister the double-cultivation technique, whether my sister can become a nine-tailed fox depends on you!"
Tao Ran lay on the hospital bed and pretended to be dead, "I'm tired and my wound hurts."
Hearing this, Jiang Feng, who was writing the script as if no one was around, stepped over Su Xinran's fluffy fox tail with long legs, grabbed Shen Mingyu and Dr. Bai's restless cat tail and tied it, and threw Lin Changqing another Little Mars...
A group of handsome men and women swarmed out of the VIP ward like their butts were on fire. Li Dahai, who was guarding the door outside, was squeezed unexpectedly. He glanced at the ward suspiciously, "What happened?"
Jiang Feng gently covered Tao Ran with a quilt, "Close your eyes if you can't sleep, and rest for a while."
Tao Ran clutched his wound and rolled on the bed, "Hey, my wound hurts from laughing hahahahaha."
"...All right." Li Dahai was shown a face, turned his head and closed the door silently, why is he always TAT who gets hurt.
Tao Ran and He Lele are at the same time, but Liu Sanyou's side is very hot.
He learned the news that his studio was closed while watching the morning news, and he didn't know much about the law. Looking at the reporter's live report, there was a bright seal on the red paint door of the studio, and Liu Sanyou cursed Li Zhaofeng, who caused trouble, and a group of rebellious young apprentices left the room in a hurry, for fear of being recognized.
Now everything is over, the signboard was faked by the authorities, I am afraid that no one will ask him to do business again, and there is a possibility that he will be imprisoned, and the magic weapon will be destroyed again. If the two goblins came to the door yesterday, He is dead!Liu Sanyou felt that there was no way out, so he couldn't help but wandered around the park.
Just when he was in a state of confusion, a vigorous old man in Taoist robes finally appeared at the gate of the park. When he was young, the old man majored in "Book of Changes", and after he graduated from the teacher, he took a stage name of Zhou Buyi. Now everyone Respectfully call him Mr. Zhou.
As soon as the administrator on guard saw him, he came forward to say hello, "Morning, Mr. Zhou, what you said to me last time was really effective. My daughter's ex-boyfriend is such a bastard. After coming to my house twice, I have to borrow it." Qian said that he planned to buy a new house to get married, but my wife and I have grown savvy after hearing what you said. Our silly girl is not happy, and she is making trouble at home every day. As a result, that guy was arrested the day before yesterday. Sigh, it is really a crime to say that you have cheated many little girls."
Zhou Lao happily chatted to him, "It's so good, so it's not easy to find a partner these days, but your daughter's real love will come soon, let her work hard and don't miss it."
"Hey, with your words, I feel relieved. Everyone in the lotus flower village knows that you are a peach blossom. Everyone says that you are the old man alive. With you, the lotus flower village has become Peach Blossom Village is here," the administrator boasted vigorously, and began to step on a bunch of them, "I just closed a fortune-telling studio in the past two days. It's really wicked to run away with money. You are the real master of the world."
When Liu Sanyou came forward, he happened to be listening to such a passage, his face flustered with embarrassment, and he opened his mouth again and again at Old Zhou, but he didn't dare to call Master.
Elder Zhou saw him, and nodded amiably at him, "You're here, Sanyou."
Elder Zhou suddenly remembered the two generous young men he had met before, and when he looked at the down-and-out Liu Sanyou, he knew there was a connection between them, so it was.
When Liu Sanyou heard tears in his eyes, he didn't care about the public, took out a handful of things from his pocket, and bowed to Mr. Zhou, "Master, you have to make the decision for your apprentice!"
Seeing that the jet-black thing in his hand turned out to be the wreckage of a bodhi string, Elder Zhou sighed, "Sit down somewhere and talk slowly."
46. Extra Story [-]
I don’t know when in the demon world, probably very early, a secret book was handed down. It is rumored that this secret book was written by the ancient dragon lord painstakingly. , After practice, you can call the wind and call the rain, thunder and thunder, and the pheasant turns into a phoenix.
The demons also don't know the necessary connection between the secret law of the dragon clan and the transformation of a pheasant into a phoenix. Anyway, that's how it is recorded in the legend, so the chicken spirits are particularly yearning for it.
However, after going through untold hardships, the monsters finally found this Dragon Cheats!
In order to revitalize the monster clan, the owner of the cheat book decided to publish this cheat book to the world after more than a year of painstaking research and let all the fairies have a look at it together.
On the day when the secret book was announced, the goblins asked for leave, skipped classes, and sat at home one after another, turning on the live broadcast...
The lecturer was an old tortoise spirit, because the tortoise spirit really lived so long that he killed all his contemporaries and became the oldest fairy in the world today. Let him give a lecture.
Liu Sanyou smiled disdainfully, "Ordinary people are stupid and arrogant. They will never believe that there are monsters in this world. Of course you are arrested to do justice for the heavens."
"Do justice for the sky," Tao Ran couldn't hold back his tantrum, "What did I do that hurt the heavens and make you do justice for the heavens? Heaven has authorized you? You have also seen that I am only so capable, can I do it?" Is it causing natural disasters, or killing people like hemp?"
Liu Sanyou paused, "Since ancient times, goblins have been scheming and hurting countless people, and keeping them is a disaster."
"How old are you this year? Looks like you're not yet three hundred years old." Tao Ran sneered, "Well, since ancient times, it's a crime to be born a demon, right? Listen to a few legends and stories and take it as a real thing, and you'll see After a few demons, that’s all. To generalize, I can’t say that there are no demons that harm people, but people can be divided into good and bad. Counting the sinners in history is much more than the demons.”
Liu Sanyou couldn't say no to him, and became angry from embarrassment, "Using words to make excuses, telling stories, turning black and white! The existence of goblins is against the law of heaven! It is a sin to be born as a goblin. If you are a goblin, you will be wiped out. Let me see where you go!"
He roared angrily and picked up the hand formula, activated the magic weapon and hit Tao Ran more violently!
Tao Ran stared at the small fireball attacking again, and immediately understood why his body felt as if he was being roasted when he rubbed against it, and he would be wiped out in ashes when he was hit by this magic weapon!
At this critical moment of crisis, a huge bolt of lightning struck down, rumbling, and the whole room was shaken. For a moment, the white light pierced people as if they were temporarily blinded, and they couldn't see anything except Bai.
Carpets, tablecloths, split tables and chairs... All the affected things began to smoke, and burned almost instantly. The huge thunder tore apart the barrier, and the powerful impact smashed the doors and windows. The sound of sirens, noisy running and screams all rushed in at once. Tao Ran was blindfolded, and immediately squatted down and stretched out his hands on the ground by the door to feel for Li Dahai, but found no one.
In the chaos of white light and fire, he heard a snap of his fingers, and then water droplets fell like rain, dousing the fire.
Tao Ran raised his head happily, and was hugged full of him.
Jiang Feng put his arms around his shoulders and touched the back of his wet head, "I'm here, don't be afraid."
Tao Ran immediately hugged him back tightly, "Look for Li Dahai quickly, he will be hacked to death by you!"
"I'm out!" Hearing Tao Ran's voice, Li Dahai sat on the ground outside with limp legs and patted his clothes, yelling, "Oh, oh, it just burned my trouser legs." To be honest, he woke up when Tao Ran was chattering with the fake lawyer. Yes, as soon as the door was broken by lightning, it took advantage of the momentum and rolled out.
However, Liu Sanyou, who was sure to win, was defenseless. Fortunately, the bodhi bracelet helped him block it. He didn't suffer any internal injuries, but he was still a little dizzy from the huge impact.
Seeing Jiang Feng suddenly appearing to take the goblin away, Liu Sanyou staggered up and manipulated the magic weapon to block the door.
Jiang Feng frowned as he stared at the little fireball at the door, and pressed Tao Ran's little head into his arms.
Liu Sanyou recognized Jiang Feng, and knew that this man had great fortune, so he said, "Put Tao Ran down, this matter has nothing to do with you, maybe you don't believe it, he is a demon, and you will harm him sooner or later..."
Before Liu Sanyou finished speaking, he saw a thunderbolt about one meter long out of thin air. It was shaped like a sword. It was cut in half, and the Vajra Bodhi seeds shattered in an instant, scattering all over the ground like a shooting star with fire.
Jiang Feng said contemptuously, "I believe it, because I am too."
Liu Sanyou opened his mouth wide, his lips were trembling, but he didn't say a word.
Tao Ran buried his head in Jiang Feng's arms and didn't know what happened. He hurriedly urged Jiang Feng, "Go away! Leave me alone! You may not be his opponent, he is a monster catcher, he is a bit powerful!"
Liu Sanyou, a monster catcher who is a bit powerful and has destroyed all his magical weapons, felt that he had been humiliated by the sky: "You guys...don't bully people too much!"
"Your morality is too poor. If you want to catch monsters, go back and find your master to repair them again." Jiang Feng pondered that this Bodhi artifact should be in the same line as the Bodhi bead in the hands of the old fortune-teller, but this person can't even be a monster. If you can't tell, you are far from that uncle. Jiang Feng didn't even bother to give him a look, and walked out with Tao Ran in his arms.
After Liu Sanyou took two steps, he realized that his legs were weak and he fell to the ground before going out the door.
Tao Ran was half-dragged and half-carried by him to walk out, and belatedly realized that Jiang Feng had dealt with him in two or three moves. Looking over Jiang Feng's broad shoulders and seeing Liu Sanyou's cowardly behavior, he felt a bad breath and stood upright. Give him a thumbs up and praise him, "Old iron 666."
Jiang Feng looked down at him with a big heart, "I didn't hit that thunder in the beginning."
"If it wasn't you, who else would have hit me? Such a big thunder would have knocked me down," Tao Ran blinked his almost blinded eyes, and his eyes finally became clear. He saw Jiang Feng writing with a smile on his face. I was so happy that I realized it later, "Oh my god, I just hit the thunder?!"
"I'm so strong..." Tao Ran didn't have the time to boast, when the pain hit his body, and he fainted as soon as he tilted his head.
43. Seizure
Later, #餐厅被雷锁# became the tail of the hot search list as a natural wonder-hunting event.
The latest Weibo short video report said that at [-]:[-] p.m. in the XX restaurant in this city, everyone was eating well, when suddenly there was a loud noise, which seemed to be an explosion in the box.After investigation and evidence collection by the police, it turned out that the hotel was accidentally struck by lightning, and a box was damaged, causing a power outage and a small-scale fire. However, because the monitoring and power failure in the corridor failed, the specific process is unknown.Fortunately, due to the heavy rain, the fire was quickly extinguished and did not spread. So far, no one has been injured.But because everyone ran out, many people did not settle their bills, which caused a great loss to the restaurant. The restaurant owner called on everyone to consciously abide by the code of ethics and pay their bills when they come back.
In addition to the boss using a loudspeaker to the onlookers and shouting "come back and pay [-]% off" over and over again, there are also some passers-by interviewing, everyone is very excited, the more they talk, the more outrageous they are.
A young man didn't bring an umbrella and was soaked like a drenched chicken. "In the neighborhood next door to me, when I was playing a game, I heard a noise. I felt the house shake twice. I thought it was an earthquake, so I ran downstairs with everyone."
The old man next to him gestured: "Good guy, it's like an atomic = sub = bomb explosion, such a thick thunderbolt, and a mushroom cloud burst out."
One kid even claimed: "There is a giant dragon in the sky! It looks like a cloud!"
The sand sculpture netizens who watched the video report in the comments were in a trance.
Cup: This hotel's lightning rod is definitely not working, but the fire protection measures are good. I will come here in the future, and the thunder is accurate.
Feiqiu: Hahaha, the little friend is so cute, there is a cloud in the sky, it looks like a dragon!
Butcher's Knife: It is said that children can see things that adults cannot.
No [-]% discount: the boss is still miserable, things are smashed and the order is evaded, those who eat the overlord meal should go back and pay the bill.
The nickname should be skinny: how do you pay the bill if you haven’t finished eating? Fortunately, nothing major happened. It’s lucky for the customer to escape, and it’s good if you don’t need compensation.
Fortunately, everyone ran out at that time, Jiang Feng played a trick, took Tao Ran and Li Dahai to leave quickly, and went to the No. 1 civilian hospital, otherwise the hot search must be #江锋涛然被雷做#.
Before Li Dahai ran away, he quickly searched the scene of the crime, and even took away the broken box with a corner burnt, so as to save any clues left by the aunt who swept the floor, and then asked someone to pick it up online, saying They evaded the bill for eating, and Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan bought it if they wanted to pay the bill. What a wolf ambition!
Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan didn't know what happened yet. When the thunder struck, they were fighting in the small box, their faces flushed. When they heard the fire alarm and the commotion outside, they hurriedly followed everyone out and came out. Seeing that they couldn't find Tao Ran and Master Liu, I felt something was wrong, and I was afraid of being recognized, so I hurried back to the car and sat down, but they took turns calling, and none of the three could get through.
It's really strange, Tao Ran and Li Dahai ran away, it's justifiable, just make another appointment, why even Master Liu can't be contacted.
Zhang Yan asked Liu Zheng to sit in the car, and ran to find someone at the entrance of the restaurant. Although the fire alarm had been lifted, the police cordoned off the scene. Zhang Yan ran to ask the boss in the name of paying the bill. The money was not confiscated, "Fortunately, you are lucky and lucky to have escaped. It was your box! The police checked it, and there were no casualties in it. Your friend must have come out too. You can look for it again. This happened. I'm really sorry, this order will definitely be waived for you, welcome to come again next time!"
Zhang Yan hurried to the underground garage after hearing this, Liu Zheng opened the door for her seeing her panic, "What's wrong with Sister Yan? Did you find someone?"
Zhang Yan locked the car door, "Honestly, why did you invite Master Liu here today? Have you discussed it?"
"It's nothing, it's just that Master Liu said he wanted to get to know Tao Ran." Liu Zheng was stubborn at first, and then confessed after seeing Zhang Yan's serious expression, "Didn't Tao Ran bring me bad luck? Take a look at it, and break his luck!"
"Don't make up your own mind, you don't understand. It depends on the owner to beat a dog." Zhang Yan got angry when she heard it, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt wrong, "It was our box that was struck by lightning, how could it be such a coincidence?" The thing is, wouldn't it be Master Liu who recruited Lei?"
"No matter how powerful Master Liu is, it's not an exaggeration. It's probably just a coincidence," Liu Zheng felt terrified when he heard it. At that time, if he and Sister Yan hadn't come out, he would have felt scared just thinking about it, "Sister Yan, then Master Liu and the others were injured? "
Zhang Yan guessed, "No, the police said that no one was injured or injured after the inspection. Something must have happened to cause trouble. I guess they all left."
Liu Zheng was still a little annoyed, "It must be the feedback from the evil force. Why didn't such a big Lei kill Tao Ran, the evil spirit? It's good luck for him this time."
Zhang Yan gave him a white look, "Let's go back today, and talk to Master Liu tomorrow."
In fact, after Liu Sanyou was easily broken by Jiang Feng and walked away, he sat slumped at the door of the box and was dumbfounded for a long time. Like smashed pecans.
He wanted to gather the scorched Vajra Bodhi seeds, but he stretched out his hand and squeezed out a handful of ashes, which were still a little hot. He looked up for a while and saw the pouring rain, the busy streets, and the noisy crowds gathered in front of restaurants. Melon masses, as if looking at a whole new world.
When the police cars and fire trucks arrived, Liu Sanyou came back to his senses, gathered them on the ground, stuffed them into his chest pocket mixed with the debris of the black and gray box, and went to the toilet to leave the scene through the window.
His expensive suit was so dusty that he couldn't see its original color, and it was even more embarrassing when it rained heavily. Passers-by holding umbrellas looked at him like a madman. Liu Sanyou didn't go home or his studio, and ran to the lotus in the city center Zhuang Park.
Hehuazhuang Park is an old-fashioned park with decades of history. When the city center was not yet developed, Hehuazhuang Park was considered a very popular tourist attraction. There are pavilions, pavilions, gardens and rockeries in it. The layout is excellent and tickets are charged. money.It’s not good now, compared with the newly built park, the facilities are older and the place is smaller, and it’s gradually outdated. Usually, there are old men and women, walking around birds, feeding fish, taking care of grandchildren and so on.
Ten years ago, he met his master here, and later he set up stalls with his master for fortune-telling, and hid in rockery or small gazebos. When he met the administrator, he would not drive them away if he gave them some favors.
Liu Sanyou was stopped before he entered the door, and the guard looked him up and down suspiciously, "Go, go, go, it's free now, but it will be closed at some point, come back tomorrow."
The next day, Liu Zheng and Zhang Yan went to Liu Sanyou's studio early, and before they got close, they found a circle of old ladies and grandmothers around the door, and several familiar young masters were also looking outside with a bunch of things. , Zhang Yan and Liu Zheng pretended to be passing by, and saw a few law enforcement officers put a seal on the gate, and there were street office workers handing out some garbage bags and handbooks, promoting "breaking feudal superstition" or something.
The little master at the front desk recognized them with sharp eyes, and before he opened his mouth to greet them, he was pulled aside by Zhang Yan.
Zhang Yan asked him what was going on, and the little master couldn't help scolding, "It's all the big brother's fault... It's all the fault of Li Zhaofeng, who is crazy. He secretly took jobs without telling the master. We are at the same level, went out to cheat and kidnap, and now someone reported it, Li Zhaofeng ran away by himself, and drove all the cars away. The police came to investigate and sealed the studio. I don’t know if it can be opened again, mom What is this called?"
Zhang Yan lowered her voice and asked again, "What about your master?"
The boy at the front desk asked suspiciously, "Didn't the master leave with your car yesterday?"
Zhang Yan quickly separated the relationship, "Master Liu left by himself in the middle of our meal yesterday, and we haven't been in touch all night."
The guy at the front desk scolded after hearing this, "Damn it, why can't I get through the phone? I probably know the news and ran away. Damn, I haven't paid my salary for the past three months. It's all a fucking lie." !"
The guy at the front desk saw that the law enforcement officers were going to leave after collecting evidence, so he hurried to catch up, "Comrade, don't leave, I want to report, those big obsidian beads were all bought by truckloads, they were very cheap, and finally they were consecrated One sells for [-] yuan! The black heart is dead!"
Zhang Yan and Liu Zheng looked at each other, Liu Zheng was a little dazed, "Yan, Sister Yan, have we been deceived..."
Zhang Yan's heart skipped a beat, "We still have things to do and leave quickly, don't watch the fun here."
The two of them kept secrets, pretended to be calm and walked back, feeling a little broken in their hearts.
44. Fairy
Tao Ran was admitted to the hospital for the third time this time, and he couldn't figure out why he had formed an indissoluble bond with the hospital. However, when he woke up after sleeping all night, he saw Jiang Feng moving a notebook. Dazhi huddled on the side of the low coffee table in the VIP ward and knocked, he actually felt pretty good, if he ignored Li Dahai's snoring outside and the sound of snoring coming inside.
Seeing that he was awake, shaking his head and staring in a daze, Jiang Feng thought it was very cute. He stood up and almost overturned the coffee table by accident. He forgot that he felt a little tired before and put his tail out to twirl It's on the waist.
Tao Ran, who felt extremely warm last second: "..."
This movement woke up Li Dahai, who was guarding the door outside. Li Dahai poked his head in in a panic and was about to ask "what's going on?" when he saw Jiang Feng with his bare legs tucking in his tail, he immediately closed his eyes, retracted his head and closed the door "I, I, I didn't see anything!"
I have to praise, Mr. Jiang's tail is really thick and long, worthy of being called a dragon, the only fly in the ointment is that the color is a bit green.
Jiang Feng buttoned up his trousers, resumed his dignified routine, and came up to rub Tao Ran's messy haired head, "Are you still sleeping?"
Tao Ran shook his head speechlessly. With the visual impact of that 3D sci-fi blockbuster just now, no one would be sleepy after seeing it, otherwise it would be so heartbreaking.
Jiang Feng shook the back of the bed for him, "Then do you want to go to the toilet?"
It was indeed a bit urinating to say so, Tao Ran looked at Jiang Feng for a moment, determined to take the urinal, struggled to get out of bed regardless of the pain in his body, and refused with a hoarse voice, "No, no, I'll go to the bathroom!"
Li Dahai washed his face outside, opened the door and wanted to ask the two of them what they had for breakfast, he went to buy it, when he stepped in with one foot, he heard Tao Ran's hoarse voice from the bathroom, "Don't take off my pants, I'll do it myself!"
Jiang Feng whispered, "Don't force it, your hands are not working well now."
Tao Ran's voice became inexplicably shy, "Okay, okay, don't help, don't look!"
Jiang Feng's voice began to be inexplicably doting, "I don't want to watch it."
Li Dahai retracted his feet silently, covered his face and closed the door again... Sorry to disturb you.
Tao Ran's legs were still too weak to use his strength, so Jiang Feng turned his back, put his arms around his waist, and leaned most of him on his body, Tao Ran's chin just fit into Jiang Feng's shoulder.Tao Ran turned his head to look in the mirror of the sink, the posture of the two of them was like an intimate hug... He also saw from the mirror that his ears were red.
Future!Tao Ran couldn't help but spurn himself, but he had to say that the current situation was really embarrassing.
He pondered for a while, then stammered, "...I can't urinate when you are beside me."
Jiang Feng was very caring at this time, "Shh—"
Tao Ran: "???"
He almost closed his eyes and completed this embarrassing death process in self-hypnosis, and then let Jiang Feng half drag and half hug him back to the hospital bed.
"It's normal," Jiang Feng comforted him, "You did it, brave little elf."
What the hell is this tone of coaxing a three-year-old boy?Tao Ran couldn't help complaining, "Don't you just go to the bathroom? What's so brave about that? Just forget about it?"
Jiang Feng teased him, "I'm talking about your thunderstorm, you did it beautifully."
As soon as Tao Ran remembered that he had been hit by a big thunder, he immediately put all the embarrassment behind him, and said happily, "Of course, the tiger father has no dogs, so I can't embarrass you outside."
Hearing these words, Jiang Feng always felt a kind of inexplicable awkwardness, and he was not very happy anyway, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed a feather from his head.
"Hey, it's wrong, it's just a metaphor, it's Father Dragon." Tao Ran hugged his head, "Are you jealous of my hair volume and think I'm bald!"
He suddenly thought, the dragon seems to be hairless?Tao Ran looked at Jiang Feng's thick black hair, and swallowed the question timidly.
Jiang Feng turned away from the topic of being an old father regardless of whether he was a dragon or a tiger, and the middle-aged and elderly people who were hairy or bald, and held up the feather in his hand. This feather was qualitatively different from the ones Tao Ran lost before. Like a feather pen, plump and slender, the brilliant color gradient finally broke away from the category of colorful Shamat, and began to have a bit of aristocratic temperament.
Tao Ran was originally a gray quail spirit, but because Jiang Feng gave him most of his energy in rushing to save his life, he created a colorful quail. Now Tao Ran finally understands that the seven colors don't just refer to the seven colors of red, green and green. It means bright and colorful.
Jiang Feng smiled: "Congratulations, you have made a further step in your cultivation, but you haven't finished it yet, so you can't relax."
Tao Ran was puzzled when he heard this: "It hasn't succeeded yet, so how can it be considered a success?"
Jiang Feng took it for granted, "Become a quail."
Tao Ran was stunned, "Damn, you were not joking last time, then I will really die!"
Jiang Feng, "Coward."
Tao Ran was not convinced: "Hey, who praised me for being brave just now?"
Jiang Feng, "Boasting nonsense, don't take it too seriously."
Tao Ran: "Where is my 40-meter sword!"
Li Dahai was very cautious when he came back after buying breakfast. He first listened carefully to make sure there was nothing wrong with it, then knocked on the door and waited for a while, so that even if there were any monsters inside, the people inside had time to pretend that nothing was wrong. It happened, so when he opened the door and walked in, he was relieved anyway.
It's just flirting, he can handle small scenes.
After taking a mouthful of the hot porridge, Tao Ran couldn't help but sigh, "Da Hai, thank you for helping me block that attack, brother! Thank you for having you!"
Li Dahai scratched his hair embarrassingly, "It's too silly to say that, you just need to return the money to me."
Tao Ran's smile froze, "Didn't you pay back your salary last time?"
Li Dahai smiled proudly, "Of course there is interest."
"Hey, talking about money hurts your feelings, I promise you," Tao Ran shook his hand, "There is no way."
Li Dahai had an expected expression, "Eat yours quickly."
Tao Ran snorted and drank a big mouthful of hot porridge, and said with emotion, "Before the accident, I thought that I must be more red than Jiang Fenghong, so I didn't choose any job, and desperately rushed to the announcement. Going back to the peak...but now I think it doesn't matter if you are popular or not, being a man or a monster, happiness is the most important thing..."
Tao Ran lowered his head and took a sip of the porridge, then took a sneaky look at Jiang Feng, "...with the people you like, do the things you like, go to the places you like...just cherish the moment and don't regret it."
Jiang Feng raised his eyebrows unobtrusively when he heard the words, someone he likes...?
"You are so emotional today that you can write a small paper. What should I do when I meet an artist who is not ambitious?" Li Dahai felt deeply fed a mouthful of dog food, "Then there is another announcement this morning. They said that Xie Fangshuo's new variety show was let go by the guests, and I asked you if you would like to save the show?"
Without thinking, Tao Ran waved his gauze-wrapped thick arms, "Go, go, I can do anything, omnipotent."
Jiang Feng pushed his injured arm down, "Lie down and recuperate first, and then go next time."
Tao Ran lay flat, "All right."
Li Dahai: "... Excuse me, please leave."
After Tao Ran finished his porridge, his stomach felt warm, and at that point the nurse gave him some water. Although the inpatient department was not quiet with people coming and going, it unexpectedly calmed him down. It is worth mentioning that, The attending doctor who made the ward round early in the morning was so pleasing to the eye.
But after a while, this purity was broken.
Shen Mingyu hurriedly came to visit him with a large bouquet of flowers, followed by Lin Changqing. Shen Mingyu was stunned when he opened the door and entered, "Didn't you say there's nothing serious? Why did you get mummified?"
"There are a lot of skin injuries, so the doctor bandaged them like this. There is nothing else to do." Tao Ran raised his arms in greeting. His current image is indeed similar to that of a mummy. Although the total area of burned skin is not large, except for his face, there is nothing. Other than that, it was all patchy here and there, which was hard to heal and prone to inflammation, so the pleasing attending doctor gave him a full bandage.
After Tao Ran finished explaining, he didn't forget to add, "By the way, my attending physician is very good-looking, with a very delicate appearance."
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just as Tao Ran's words fell, the attending doctor who had just left after the ward inspection suddenly came. Tao Ran thought that something was missed in the inspection just now, but he never expected that Doctor Bai started to cry when he saw Lin Changqing with red eyes. She said charmingly, "Why did you lie to me?"
Shen Mingyu was stunned for a moment, and after recollecting it, he was furious, and the anger rushed from the soles of his feet towards Tianling Gai!
Tao Ran exclaimed, "My God! What kind of fairy is crying!"
Shen Mingyu: "???"
45. Zhou Lao
Tao Ran's ward has never been so lively. He was deserted the last two times he was hospitalized. This time, all the monsters came after hearing the news, and the handsome men and women crowded the room like a gathering of gods.
Li Dahai was shivering in the middle of a group of goblins, he didn't dare to show his breath, and he couldn't figure it out, why did these goblin bosses default him as "one of their own"?Still have a big heart.
After witnessing Su Xinran let out his tail when he talked about Xing's head, Li Dahai completely collapsed and slipped out to watch the door on his soft legs.
Su Xinran's smile trembled wildly, "Xiao Taotao, your manager is quite funny."
Tao Ran watched silently as a group of unscrupulous fairies released all kinds of tails, horns, claws, and even chest hair? ? ?He finally realized that the No. [-] Hospital was really run by the "own demon", which really reassured the demon.
The pleasing doctor Bai is also a cat demon. It is said that his prototype is a gentle and beautiful lion cat. His ancestors served in the royal family, and his blood is noble. the difference.
At the beginning, Lin Changqing seduced Dr. Bai, who had been abiding by the rules, to be Tao Ran's surgeon, and violated the hospital's regulations and forcibly moved flowers to save his life. After the operation was successful, Lin Changqing patted his ass and left without mercy.
With his benefactor on one side and his brother on the other, Tao Ran was caught in the middle...he couldn't get in the way at all.
Doctor Bai managed to stop his tears, "You lihuamao claim to be the smartest and smartest, and your eyesight is not very good."
"They're all ex-boyfriends, don't tell anyone else." Shen Mingyu broke up decisively just now, and now he is looking up at the monster with his chin and nostrils, "You said you didn't fall in love with Lin Changqing, a scumbag at the beginning, why are you here now? Is the fairy crying here?"
Dr. Bai's eyes welled up again when he heard this, "I'm so angry! The hospital stipulates that we must obey the laws of nature and not use demonic powers to change our fate. Later, the director found out about this operation and demoted me two grades. What? Salary allowances and year-end bonuses are gone.”
"It's too much!" Shen Mingyu handed him the paper thoughtfully, "Are all your lion cats crying? Have you ever heard that a good cat doesn't flick when it tears?"
Doctor Bai shook his head with red eyes, "When I get angry, I can't stop crying."
Although the two ex-boyfriend cats looked sympathetic and wanted to condemn the scumbag together, Tao Ran clearly saw the tails of the cats behind them flicking each other, especially Shen Mingyu's tail, which turned like a propeller. Although a cat's tail looks fluffy and white without a trace of impurities, it is useless and not as fast as Shen Mingyu's.As the saying goes, in the world of martial arts, the only thing that can't be broken is fast, and he would suspect that Dr. Bai was crying in pain.
As for Lin Changqing, he didn't expect that among the little goblins who came to visit Tao Ran, there were quite a few of his old friends, hugging each other to reminisce about the old days, showing the essence of a scumbag to the fullest.
Of course, Lin Changqing has always been very measured and never presumptuous, so he brought the topic back to Tao Ran in a few sentences, "I heard that you have learned how to make thunder. It seems that you have cultivated well."
The goblins nearby exclaimed in amazement, praising Tao Ran as worthy of being the heir of the dragon.
Tao Ran suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth, and said modestly, "I'm overwhelmed, I'm low-key, it's mainly because the boss taught me well."
Lin Changqing applauded again and again, "I just said that the method of double = cultivation is very useful, baby, let's try it some other day."
Shen Mingyu, who was in the cue, suddenly rolled his eyes, "Who wants to double repair with you, you have been dumped by my uncle just now... Damn it! Tao Ran, you are so talented! Awesome!"
When Dr. Bai heard this, he burst into tears and looked at Tao Ran curiously, his beautiful eyes couldn't be more busy.
"I'm not, I'm not, he's talking nonsense!" Even though Tao Ran tried his best to deny it, everyone seemed to have suddenly realized, and the scene suddenly exploded.
Shen Mingyu couldn't help sighing: "Oh my god, is this a loss of morality or a distortion of a demonic nature? Just listening to it is very exciting!"
As goblins, everyone has always been very receptive. Just now, they were exaggerating about "like father, like son", and the next second seamlessly connected to the wedding blessing of "Congratulations, flying together, growing old together, and having a son early".
Su Xinran's big fox tail was soaring into the sky excitedly, "Of course, baby, quickly teach my sister the double-cultivation technique, whether my sister can become a nine-tailed fox depends on you!"
Tao Ran lay on the hospital bed and pretended to be dead, "I'm tired and my wound hurts."
Hearing this, Jiang Feng, who was writing the script as if no one was around, stepped over Su Xinran's fluffy fox tail with long legs, grabbed Shen Mingyu and Dr. Bai's restless cat tail and tied it, and threw Lin Changqing another Little Mars...
A group of handsome men and women swarmed out of the VIP ward like their butts were on fire. Li Dahai, who was guarding the door outside, was squeezed unexpectedly. He glanced at the ward suspiciously, "What happened?"
Jiang Feng gently covered Tao Ran with a quilt, "Close your eyes if you can't sleep, and rest for a while."
Tao Ran clutched his wound and rolled on the bed, "Hey, my wound hurts from laughing hahahahaha."
"...All right." Li Dahai was shown a face, turned his head and closed the door silently, why is he always TAT who gets hurt.
Tao Ran and He Lele are at the same time, but Liu Sanyou's side is very hot.
He learned the news that his studio was closed while watching the morning news, and he didn't know much about the law. Looking at the reporter's live report, there was a bright seal on the red paint door of the studio, and Liu Sanyou cursed Li Zhaofeng, who caused trouble, and a group of rebellious young apprentices left the room in a hurry, for fear of being recognized.
Now everything is over, the signboard was faked by the authorities, I am afraid that no one will ask him to do business again, and there is a possibility that he will be imprisoned, and the magic weapon will be destroyed again. If the two goblins came to the door yesterday, He is dead!Liu Sanyou felt that there was no way out, so he couldn't help but wandered around the park.
Just when he was in a state of confusion, a vigorous old man in Taoist robes finally appeared at the gate of the park. When he was young, the old man majored in "Book of Changes", and after he graduated from the teacher, he took a stage name of Zhou Buyi. Now everyone Respectfully call him Mr. Zhou.
As soon as the administrator on guard saw him, he came forward to say hello, "Morning, Mr. Zhou, what you said to me last time was really effective. My daughter's ex-boyfriend is such a bastard. After coming to my house twice, I have to borrow it." Qian said that he planned to buy a new house to get married, but my wife and I have grown savvy after hearing what you said. Our silly girl is not happy, and she is making trouble at home every day. As a result, that guy was arrested the day before yesterday. Sigh, it is really a crime to say that you have cheated many little girls."
Zhou Lao happily chatted to him, "It's so good, so it's not easy to find a partner these days, but your daughter's real love will come soon, let her work hard and don't miss it."
"Hey, with your words, I feel relieved. Everyone in the lotus flower village knows that you are a peach blossom. Everyone says that you are the old man alive. With you, the lotus flower village has become Peach Blossom Village is here," the administrator boasted vigorously, and began to step on a bunch of them, "I just closed a fortune-telling studio in the past two days. It's really wicked to run away with money. You are the real master of the world."
When Liu Sanyou came forward, he happened to be listening to such a passage, his face flustered with embarrassment, and he opened his mouth again and again at Old Zhou, but he didn't dare to call Master.
Elder Zhou saw him, and nodded amiably at him, "You're here, Sanyou."
Elder Zhou suddenly remembered the two generous young men he had met before, and when he looked at the down-and-out Liu Sanyou, he knew there was a connection between them, so it was.
When Liu Sanyou heard tears in his eyes, he didn't care about the public, took out a handful of things from his pocket, and bowed to Mr. Zhou, "Master, you have to make the decision for your apprentice!"
Seeing that the jet-black thing in his hand turned out to be the wreckage of a bodhi string, Elder Zhou sighed, "Sit down somewhere and talk slowly."
46. Extra Story [-]
I don’t know when in the demon world, probably very early, a secret book was handed down. It is rumored that this secret book was written by the ancient dragon lord painstakingly. , After practice, you can call the wind and call the rain, thunder and thunder, and the pheasant turns into a phoenix.
The demons also don't know the necessary connection between the secret law of the dragon clan and the transformation of a pheasant into a phoenix. Anyway, that's how it is recorded in the legend, so the chicken spirits are particularly yearning for it.
However, after going through untold hardships, the monsters finally found this Dragon Cheats!
In order to revitalize the monster clan, the owner of the cheat book decided to publish this cheat book to the world after more than a year of painstaking research and let all the fairies have a look at it together.
On the day when the secret book was announced, the goblins asked for leave, skipped classes, and sat at home one after another, turning on the live broadcast...
The lecturer was an old tortoise spirit, because the tortoise spirit really lived so long that he killed all his contemporaries and became the oldest fairy in the world today. Let him give a lecture.
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