I am the tomb keeper

It's been two days since Fengshengmu left, and his body didn't stink in such a hot day.

Jiang Zhao really paid [-] points to guard his body carefully. After lying in bed for two days, he didn't eat for two days, and he didn't close his eyes for almost two days.

Finally, when Jiang Zhao thought he was going to wait for the third day, Feng Mu suddenly sat up without any movement.

"Boom!" Jiang Zhao shuddered in fright and rolled down on the stool.

"Virtue." Feng Shengmu gave him a sideways look.

Jiang Zhao rushed up and pressed the wind on the kang.

"What are you doing? Let go!" Feng Sheng struggled vigorously.

"Slap!" Jiang Zhao slapped Feng Shengmu's ass with a dark face, "Honestly!"

Feng Shengmu was stunned, how old is he, how dare he spank his ass?He meowed, his whole body was messed up.

Jiang Zhao carefully inspected Fengshengmu, and let him go only after confirming that there was nothing wrong.

The sound of the wind rushed towards Jiang Zhao, "Ah, ah, Jiang Zhao, you old bastard, I want to kill you!!!"

"Hey, hey, forgive me, forgive me..."

After making a fuss for a while, Feng Shengmu called Aunt Xu and the others over and told them that they could be buried.

Old man Xu's body had long since rotted in this hot weather, emitting a foul stench.

That day, the Xu family hired someone to dig a hole, and during the coffin lifting, everything went smoothly except for the light rain.

The coffin was buried, the people evacuated, and the rain stopped.

Everyone in the village said that old Xu Tou was blessed, and even God shed tears for him.

"Really or not, if you are really blessed, you can still die?" Jiang Zhao rubbed his chin, expressing his doubts.

Feng Shengmu glanced at him, "He is blessed, but his fate is bad."

Jiang Zhao was confused, he couldn't understand what was so messed up.

"Hey, what did you see when you were in the dark?" Jiang Zhao was very curious.

"Tch, I saw a stupid pig that almost suffocated, so I slapped him." After Feng Shengmu finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "I've never seen such a stupid pig, haha."

"Oh~" Jiang Zhao understood, it turned out that Feng Shengmu slapped him from behind.Hiss~ He was obviously sitting against the wall, so it is false to say that ghosts cannot enter the house?No, who the hell is a pig!

"It's true." Feng Shengmu seemed to be able to read people's hearts, he played with the mini compass in his hand, "No ghost can easily enter the house, especially in the countryside."

"There are stove fire chambers in the countryside, and there is a stove king living in each chamber. There are also Baojiaxian, God of Wealth, Guanyin and Buddha in some homes. Ordinary things are not dared to come."

"Of course, if it's a ghost or it's been told to follow, then it's normal to enter the house."

"However, in general, it is the spirits cultivated on the mountain who like to enter the house. Especially when there is thunder at night, it is best not to open the window. Otherwise, if something bad is driven in by thunder, you have no place to cry. "

The two talked and walked, and unknowingly separated from the others.

"Hey, is that a bridal sedan chair? Hey, this is the first time I've seen that thing." Standing on a hill, Jiang Zhao was amazed when he saw the family send-off team down the hill.

Feng Shengmu narrowed his eyes and didn't speak.

The procession of seeing off the relatives went all the way, but no one saw the two beggars following them, and there were always people who couldn't afford to eat at any time.

"Ouch! The bride, hey, the bride fell out?" Jiang Zhao was still watching the fun, when the bride suddenly fell out from behind Jiaozi.As a result, the sender didn't see him. Jiang Zhao was in a hurry and wanted to go down the mountain to help, but was stopped by Feng Shengmu.

"You don't need it, just watch the excitement."

Jiang Zhao glanced at Feng Shengmu suspiciously.

"It's fate." Feng Shengmu said in a deep voice.

Jiang Zhao...'Hehe...Fuck!Another damn fate. '

The two followed along as if watching the excitement, and the two beggars also sat on the stone lion at the door of the family as they watched the person who saw off their relatives enter.

"Isn't this Old Pan's house? Didn't their family get married two days ago? What's going on?" Jiang Zhao was speechless. There are still three wives and four concubines in this place?

"Put it on." Feng Shengmu handed Jiang Zhao a small lucky bag.

Jiang Zhao put it on obediently, and Feng Shengmu led him to the door of Pan's house.

From a distance, the bride's face can still be seen clearly, but when two people pass by the bride's side, the bride's face cannot be seen clearly.

Only then did Jiang Zhao realize, hehe, no wonder he was made to wear a blessing bag, he is not human...

"Two big brothers, why are you sitting here?" Feng Shengmu stepped forward and asked the two beggars.

"Hey, little brother, the two of us are here to watch the excitement." The person sitting on the left said, "I'm telling you, it's a joke. We were walking on the road when we saw the bride fall out of the sedan chair. I just thought about following up to see how old Pan's family got married without a bride."

"But it's also strange. The bride scratched her ears and scratched her cheeks anxiously from outside the door, but she didn't enter the door. There is a joyous worship inside this door." The younger one on the right said strangely.

Feng Shengmu closed his eyelashes and smiled, of course it was strange, since there was no door behind the sedan chair, how could it be possible for someone to fall out.

"The two elder brothers are hungry along the way. I will give you a big meal, but you have to do something for me in two days."

The two of them hesitated for a moment when they heard the wind.The older one thought about it, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, just give our brothers a meal, and you can tell me what you want."

Feng Shengmu couldn't laugh or cry at the sight of these two strong men cutting off their wrists, "It's not such an unreasonable thing, you two..."

Feng Shengmu shook his head, pulled Jiang Zhao over and let him sit beside the two of them, he got up and entered the courtyard.

The Pan family is quite wealthy, and it is a big house left by the old man.As soon as Feng Shengmu entered, he was robbed by someone, "May I ask what's the matter, little brother?"

It was Pan Wei's uncle, Pan Ling, who was kidnapped by him. This man saw the compass in Feng Shengmu's hand, and knew that it was not easy to come, so he lowered his figure.

Feng Shengmu looked at him seriously and said, "There are two people outside the door, please come in and treat them well, and keep your nephew safe."

That style is pretty bluffing.

Pan Ling's face changed drastically. No one else knew about his nephew.

Pan Ling immediately said respectfully, "Please come in quickly, sir."

"No, I have something else to do."

"Sir, stay here. To tell you the truth, the old gods in the village will calculate that my nephew will die on the day of his wedding. This is why we want to delay the date by two days." Pan Ling was in a hurry. It is said that the mother's uncle is the eldest, so he has to take care of the nephew.

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Feng Shengmu chuckled, "Your Pan Jiaying's new daughter-in-law has a lot of blessings, and halfway called Qinglong Baihu to support her. Go and invite Qinglong Baihu outside the door, your nephew will be fine today."

"Hey, okay, I'll invite you right away." Pan Ling asked someone to invite people in, but he hesitated when he saw that they were two beggars.

"The older one is a dragon, and the other is a tiger. If you don't believe me, just ask." Feng Shengmu pointed to him.

Pan Ling kept an eye out, not only asked about the zodiac sign, but also asked why he was here.

"Let's watch the fun. Your new daughter-in-law is gone, and she still hasn't come in. How did you get married?" The tiger who belongs to the house is curious, and can't hold back. It turns out that the bride can still get married without the bride. Woolen cloth?Hey, it's been a long time.

This time Pan Ling really turned pale with fright.

The new daughter-in-law has clearly entered the door, so what is that thing outside the door?

Pan Ling was in a state of confusion, and when he was about to ask Feng Shengmu for help, he turned around and disappeared.

Pan Ling trotted out to look around, but there was no one on the road.

"Why are you running? What are you afraid of?" Jiang Zhao was at a loss.

Feng Shengmu came out of Pan's house and dragged him to a trot.

"Their family has too many things to do, so it's best not to get involved." Feng Shengmu glanced at the Wang family's gate in front of him, and pulled Jiang Zhao's footsteps around to leave from another alley.

"What's wrong?" How did this turn around the alley?

"There are many things in their family, let's show the old Xu's family, the less the other things, the better." Feng Shengmu pulled Jiang Zhao with his head down and ran.

"Hey, watch the road."

Feng Shengmu heard Jiang Zhao yell behind him, and the hand that was pulling him was also pulled hard by Jiang Zhao in the opposite direction, and the whole person fell into his arms.

Jiang Zhao hugged his little boy friend who knew how to run without looking at the road, and gave him a brainstorm, "Look at that person."

"Woo." Feng Shengmu felt pain from the bullet, and stared at him with a stern cheek, but the red eyes were not imposing.Jiang Zhao couldn't help smiling.

Feng Shengmu cursed in his heart, why is this guy so strong, how much he pretended to hide from himself.

Standing on the road in front of them was a man with big arms and round waist, very strong, taller than Jiang Zhao.The man kept bowing his head, neither speaking nor moving.

Jiang Zhao and the others didn't move either. As the time passed and he still didn't move, Jiang Zhao's brain quickly made up a picture of him with a skull face, and then raised his head and rushed towards them.

"Woooooo...I'm so miserable...Woooooooooo..." The man suddenly uttered a sound, and his lifted face was still a resolute and handsome face except for a little bluish-white. It was the tears and snot that ruined the beauty.

Jiang Zhao sprayed all of a sudden, it was so different from what he imagined.

"Woooooo...I don't deserve to die...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ."

"Hey, big brother, then we don't know anything, and we can't help you." Jiang Zhao finally understood why when Feng Shengmu and him first met, he was disgusted when he hugged his thigh and cried, and he was beaten afterward. .

Tsk, the visual impact is too great.His titanium alloy dog ​​eyes feel like they are going to be blind...

"Help me... woo..." The man repeated this sentence over and over.

"Okay, we will help you." Feng Shengmu also said in a cryptic manner, without specifying what to help.

The man stopped abruptly when he heard the crying, and stepped out of the way stiffly.

Feng Shengmu pulled Jiang Zhao to his side, and the two of them passed by.Jiang Zhao was a little curious, and wanted to turn around to see if the man was standing in the middle of the road again.

"Don't look back!" Feng Sheng murmured.

"Why?" Jiang Zhao couldn't help asking after he got out of the alley, "Why can't you see it?"

"Are you one hundred thousand why?" Feng Sheng was speechless.

Jiang Zhao sighed, "Well, so without my existence, how can I bring out your power."

Feng Shengmu was dumbfounded by his childishness.

"Do you know the reason why you can't look back when you feel something behind you in the tropical rainforest?"

"Because I'm afraid that the animals that follow you will attack you, what does this have to do with it, wait, you mean..." Jiang Zhao glanced at the alley just now with a numb scalp.

"Many night-running drivers say that they saw ghosts clearly after their accidents, but you must know that those ghosts will not be seen clearly at a glance. Those people often can't help being curious and then look back. An accident. Drivers who drive at night all the year round will tell you, no matter what you see on the night road, don’t take a second look.”

Feng Shengmu pinched the back of Jiang Zhao's hand and twisted it clockwise, and came three hundred and sixty "Curiosity killed the cat, let you have a long memory."

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

"Hum..." Feng Sheng turned his head arrogantly and walked away first.

Touching the red hand that was pinched, Jiang Zhao gritted his teeth, Xiaomu is revenge for his brainscratching just now.Tsk, just like a child, childish!

But "Is that person alive or dead just now?"

"Live."

"Huh? You can say that alive, and you've been raped?"

Feng Shengmu didn't speak, just pointed to the front.

Jiang Zhao looked along and said, "Damn it!" Among the chattering villagers in front, who is the tallest one?

"Yo, the two little brothers are from other places." The man noticed that Jiang Zhao was looking at him, and turned around happily to say hello...