only he is not vitamin

Zhou Li was sitting on the bed, watching Zheng Lixuan dragging his tired body in with interest, and his natural flamboyant skills broke out again, and he couldn't hold it back, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is the one who was raped." Who did it and did it like this?"

When Zheng Lixuan heard this, he gave Zhou Li a vicious look, and wanted to jump over to educate Zhou Li, but his body really didn't allow it, and every part protested. Zhou Li said, "Don't just stand and talk without pain in your back."

Zhou Li straightened up suddenly, then leaned against the bedside table, and said lazily, "I'm sitting."

Zheng Lixuan: "..."

He suddenly felt speechless, and felt that his elder brother Li was really inferior to staying in the ocean department. Such a good seedling should go to study the law. In the future, he will definitely beat the defense to pieces in court...

At this moment, Zhou Li stood up suddenly, remembered something, and asked, "Are you guys back to rest?"

"Ah?" Zheng Lixuan came back to his senses at this moment, and nodded blankly.

"Ah shit!" Zhou Li laughed cheerfully. After a while, he wiped the corners of his eyes, stretched out his finger and pointed in the direction of the bathroom, signaling Zheng Lixuan to take a shower first, and then come to talk to him again. speak.Otherwise, within a short while, he would be vomited by the charming smell of Mr. Zheng.

Zheng Lixuan was a little uncomfortable with Zhou Li being so nice to him suddenly, like a bald cat suddenly growing hair, he turned around briskly, floated into the bathroom, and took a shower.

Zhou Li lay on the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. After a long time, he picked up his phone, and a message popped up on the screen: What should I do if a man is impotent?Don't worry, this thing can help you!

Zhou Li: ...

Simply inexplicable.

Since he went to college, the spam messages sent to him have become more and more complicated.Basically, these are men's sexual problems and bed problems. He thought about it for a long time, thought it was funny, his hand stayed on the screen, and then...deleted the message without hesitation, and threw the phone aside.

It just so happened that Zheng Lixuan came out. He was shirtless and was wiping his hair with a towel. The water droplets fell drop by drop, leaving a pool of water stains on the ground.

He looked at the impatient Zhou Li and the pitiful mobile phone that had been abused by the owner, and couldn't help but yelled: "Is this tearing that girl's heart apart again?"

After a long time, Zhou Li watched Zheng Lixuan put on his pajamas, and then asked, "Whose girl sells impotence medicine?"

Mr. Zheng, who had just put on his pajamas, was dazed, and his two hands were still pinching the corners of his clothes.Mother-in-law, just like a little girl, after waiting for a long time, he came back to his senses, who of them couldn't hold back first, they both laughed at the same time.

After laughing for a long time, the tears came out. If it wasn't for Zheng Lixuan's mobile phone that suddenly thought of it, the two could continue to laugh. Zhou Li wiped his eyes, and gently pushed Zheng Lixuan with a suppressed smile. : "Go and pick up the video!"

Zheng Li burst out laughing, took a deep breath, then walked to the table and picked up the phone to answer the video.

"Brother!" A clear female voice came from the video, sounding like a very innocent little girl.But the second he picked up the video, Zheng Lixuan had a complicated expression on his face, and he couldn't tell whether it was happiness or something.

"Oh, what, what's the matter today, little bastard, remember to contact me?" Zheng Lixuan had already prepared in his heart. As his younger sister, he usually ignored him, and when she came to him, she was either shopping or asking for money. , but the so-called "God gave him a letter of war", but Mr. Zheng's low family status did not dare to do anything to the little bastard Zheng Lijia, so he could only complain secretly, and his flesh hurt.

Sure enough, his guess was right.

Zheng Lijia smiled obsequiously, she speeded up her speech, and said, "I recently fancy a pair of shoes..."

Before she finished speaking, Zheng Lixuan felt as if the ribs of his wallet were snapped, but he still took a deep breath and said loudly: "Buy! I'll buy whatever Jiajia wants! The URL will be sent to me soon!"

At this time, Zheng Lijia immediately changed her expression, and she smiled sweetly: "I knew you were the best! I love you, okay~" Before she finished speaking, she hung up the video.

Simply neat.

If you just watch her last few seconds, others will definitely be attracted by her sweet and lovely smile and voice.You will definitely think that this is a caring elder brother, who will wear a pink cotton coat in cold weather, hold two cups of milk tea in her hand, and then run to her elder brother's kind little sister who is close to others.But the reality is exactly the opposite. In Zheng Lixuan's eyes, she is an out-and-out little devil!

When he was at home, Zheng Lijia often called him around, and he was not the same as him. Once Zheng Lixuan went to pick her up from school, this little ancestor even told others that he was her younger brother!Zheng Li's family happened to be in the first year of high school this year, and she was admitted to a key high school in the city, half of which was due to Zheng Lixuan.The reason he ran so far to go to university now is to stay away from this devil sister, but now it seems that no matter where he goes to the ends of the world, the devil's devilish energy still envelopes him, and his ghost lingers.

At this moment, Zhou Li took a look at Zheng Lixuan who was crying bitterly at the shining "899", and asked casually, "Jiajia doesn't care if you want something again?"

Zheng Lixuan was planning his "dirt-eating plan" for the next half month with tears in his eyes. When Zhou Li asked him this question, he wiped his eyes fiercely: "Cut, if you want it, who made me have such a devil?" Where's my sister?"

Zhou Li was watching the news about ocean reclamation. Hearing this, he raised his head and asked, "How much?"

Zheng Lixuan gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few numbers: "8—9—9."

Zhou Li nodded, then launched the special page, and then tapped on the phone screen for a while, Zheng Lixuan's phone rang.

"Alipay, nine hundred yuan." Accompanied by the robot's emotionless voice, Zheng Lixuan raised his head in surprise and looked at Zhou Li who continued to browse the page. He looked down and played with his phone as if nothing had happened.

Zheng Lixuan's voice was not loud, but he was very forceful: "Brother Li, I don't want your money."

Zhou Li didn't say anything, wondering if he listened or not.

Zheng Lixuan was a little anxious: "I don't want your money! That's my sister, I'll pay for it!"

At this moment, Zhou Li raised his head slowly, with a little smile in his eyes, he said casually: "I'm not doing it for your sake, and I also watched Jiajia grow up, so I can be regarded as half of her. A dear brother?"

Zheng Lixuan lowered his head silently and said nothing.

Zhou Li paused, and continued: "For so many years, I haven't given Jiajia any decent presents, so this should be her apology." Zhou Li's eyes were shining, and he tapped the Looking at the table, very rhythmically, then stared at Zheng Lixuan's face.

"However, you can't tell her, otherwise, she will ask me for things every day." Zhou Li lowered his voice and said mysteriously.

Zheng Li raised his head loudly and met Zhou Li's bright smiling face. He stared at Zhou Li gratefully. The exhaustion of the day seemed to be swept away. At this moment, all the emotions were expressed in silence.

Brother Li, thank you.

The next morning, Zhou Li was woken up by the noise outside.

He felt as if he had had a long, long dream, but he couldn't remember the details clearly.He sat up all at once, propping his slender wrists on the bed. He felt a severe headache, but he just randomly took two pills of medicine that Zheng Lixuan had just brought, and went downstairs with his coat without eating breakfast.

The weather is good, and there are a few pieces of poached eggs pasted in the sky, soft and soft.As soon as Zhou Li went out, he was awakened by a gust of wind, but he still felt very uncomfortable. He felt like he had caught a cold, and felt that it was nothing serious, so he walked resolutely to the playground.

But when he saw the highly recognizable person in the crowd, he lost his appetite and felt even more uncomfortable.He slowly walked to the edge of the line, intending to be a little transparent, not to draw attention from others, but by coincidence, Yang Muhuai happened to see him, maybe he felt a little surprised that he would come today, so he walked towards him Come.

"Yo, I thought you wouldn't come today, so I'm so happy." Yang Muhuai felt uncomfortable as soon as he approached Zhou Li, so he got angry when they met, and didn't notice someone's physical problems at all.

Zhou Li smiled hypocritically: "It seems that I have disappointed you." After he finished speaking, he bowed very much, and when he got up again, he was dizzy and dizzy. sweating.

Yang Muhuai made a sharp cut, and stared at the little bastard for a long time before realizing that something was wrong with him, so his expression became serious, and he asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhou Li probably didn't expect that he would ask himself suddenly, so he was stunned for a while, shook his head, but felt dizzy more and more.He felt that he might be hallucinating, so he tried to maintain his balance and wanted to move forward.

Before he could react, Yang Muhuai strode up to him and put his hand on his head.