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"Love is like the blue sky and white clouds, the sky is clear, and there is a sudden storm..." Lu Xi hummed a little tune, twisted her buttocks, and stood at the door doing exercises. You must persist in exercising. There is no way. Even Yang Muhuai and Cao Xiping, who are more experienced and older than him, cannot persist in the good habits formed in the army. This is what makes Yang Muhuai appreciate him the most.

"There's nowhere to hide, it's always a surprise..." Yang Muhuai sat on the edge of the bed and folded the quilt, folded it in two, then pressed it down, then paired left and right, and finally pinched the corner of the quilt firmly and firmly, While the quilt is not paying attention, lightly fold it, and it's done!Yang Muhuai clapped his hands, he was in a good mood, and when he heard Lu Xi singing like this, he couldn't help but continue.

Then...the chorus of the century began!

Cao Xiping was doing his "elderly Taijiquan" on the side near the window, and he couldn't help but frowned when he heard the sound of fingernails scratching on the blackboard and howling ghosts and wolves: "Aren't you two afraid of attracting wolves?"

The unpleasant voices of the two came to an abrupt end. Yang Muhuai felt his throat itch from singing, so he hurried to the table, then took Cao Xiping's big thermos cup and poured a mouthful of freshly soaked brown sugar water into it. The water temperature was just right. , It seemed to have smoothed out all the thorns in the throat, and it was quite comfortable.

"Uh..." Cao Xiping curled his lips in embarrassment, wondering why Yang Muhuai and Lu Xi both came to snatch his exclusive "elderly drink", and silently walked around the table twice: "Then what... Shall I make some for you two too?"

As soon as the words were finished, Cao Xiping felt the eyes of a certain two stabbing towards him like a knife. If the eyes could kill, he might have already lighted him a cigarette in front of Lord Hades.So, he didn't continue talking, but enough was enough, and he shut up obediently.

"Grandpa Ping, is it possible that you are really old?" Lu Xi touched Yang Muhuai who was beside him with his arm, and then gave him a wretched look.

Yang Muhuai immediately understood what Lu Xi meant, as expected of his good plastic comrade-in-arms, the two exchanged glances, and then began to choke on Cao Xiping.

"Ah?" Cao Xiping picked up his thermos cup with distress, and then wiped the mouth of the cup that Yang Muhuai touched just now with paper over and over again. He has a cleanliness habit. Usually, if other people's hands touch something he eats, Then he will definitely throw away what he has in his hands, no matter how tight his life is, he will have to take out something to eat again, if not, then he would rather be hungry than eat something that others have touched.If Yang Muhuai wasn't his best buddy, and someone else drank his water, he would absolutely throw away the entire thermos.

"Grandpa, why do you still like to drink brown sugar water?" Yang Muhuai continued Lu Xi's words in a strange voice, and then blinked hard at Lu Xi.

"What's wrong with the brown sugar water?" Cao Xiping suddenly became serious, and then brainwashed the two of them: "Drinking brown sugar water is good for your health, and it's good for warming up!"

Unexpectedly, after he finished saying this, not only were the two of them unsuccessfully brainwashed by him, they even laughed.

Cao Xiping was bewildered, and suddenly felt that the two of them were getting weirder, so he stepped back, and then looked at them in horror.

"Ping, Grandpa Ping, do you know that brown sugar water, yes, is what girls drink when they visit their aunts!" Lu Xi laughed out of breath, wiped her eyes, and said to Cao Xiping.

"Goose, goose, goose..." As soon as Lu Xi's words fell, Yang Muhuai started laughing loudly, like a big goose, unable to straighten up, bent into a thick ball on the ground .

"..." Cao Xiping was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized what the two of them meant, and his face turned red.

"In the future, do I have to call you Grandma Cao?" Lu Xi suddenly leaned over and asked, staring at his face.

"No, no!" Yang Muhuai lost his temper with a smile, and instead of squatting down, he simply sat on the ground, saying in a strange way.

"You two..." Cao Xiping always felt that the two of them were not normal, maybe they had just been released from the mental hospital, and then he suddenly had a bad premonition that what Yang Muhuai would say next would definitely make him From a grandpa to a spirited boy in an instant.

"Gays are so angry..." Before Yang Muhuai could finish speaking, he couldn't help himself, covered half of his face with his hand, and then laughed.

Lu Xi collapsed on the bed laughing, then rolled back and forth, his stomach ached from laughing, the room was full of goose-like laughter from him and Yang Muhuai.

Only then did Cao Xiping realize that these two people made it clear from the beginning that they were hurting him!

Cao Xiping looked at these two heartless idiots in the room, and immediately felt very speechless. He thought that these two people might not be saved, and it was simply too difficult for him, as an old man over sixty years old, to bring two retarded sons. So he took a breath, feeling that he would be suffocated to death sooner or later if he stayed in this room... So he fled the scene at a speed of [-] kilometers per second, and took his precious thermos with him Bring it on.

"Oh, I'll go..." Lu Xi sat up, then wiped his tears, looked at Yang Muhuai who was sitting on the ground and was still laughing, and felt like laughing, but his poor stomach immediately let out Protesting, so he slapped himself twice hard before stopping his bright smile.

"Okay, stop fucking laughing." Lu Xi looked at his watch, it was almost six o'clock, he kicked Yang Muhuai: "Pack up and go!"

Yang Muhuai was still immersed in the emotion just now, felt a little bored when Lu Xi interrupted him, so he let out a disinterested "Oh", then packed up a few times, took his coat and left.

The sky was bright and whitish, a bit dazzling, Zhou Li had just finished washing, and he called out to Zheng Lixuan: "Old Xuantou!"

Zheng Lixuan was concentrating on soaking something at this time, pouring hot water into his thermos, steaming out, and then spraying all on his face, unable to see the vision ahead, just listening When Zhou Li called him, he agreed, "Oh!"

Zhou Li originally wanted to tell him to hurry up, it would be too late, he didn't want to see Yang Muhuai's stinky face again... But when he saw Zheng Lixuan was concentrating on something, he walked over and hugged him Shoulder: "What?"

Zheng Lixuan didn't speak, but just raised his head slightly, motioning him to look inside the thermos cup, as if there was some golden elixir there, for fear that someone would come in and snatch it away.

Zhou Li looked into the thermos cup. The steam was still faintly steaming, but most of it had dissipated. The black-red liquid was quietly waiting in the thermos cup. He actually felt sick, and quickly looked away, then He looked at Zheng Lixuan in horror.

"What are you doing?" Zheng Lixuan looked at him with puzzled eyes, and walked towards his bed with the steps of a Disney princess. After digging for a long time, he finally took out a box and threw it to Zhou Li.

Zhou Li opened his big Kazilan eyes, only to find the beautiful characters written on it: Wang Meili Brown Sugar Water.

"..." Zhou Li was speechless.

Zheng Lixuan came to Zhou Li with his ass twisted, and then smiled at him cheaply: "How are you doing?"

Zhou Li felt that Zheng Lixuan seemed to be sick, and then he suddenly thought of something: "Brown sugar water..."

Zheng Lixuan was still endorsing Wang Meili's brown sugar water, and was talking earnestly to Zhou Li about the benefits of brown sugar water. He didn't notice Zhou Li's subtle changes at all. She looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Huh?"

"No, isn't brown sugar water for girls?" Zhou Li raised his head suddenly, then widened his eyes and asked.

"........."

"........."

The two were relatively silent, and the atmosphere in the dormitory immediately became extremely stiff.

"Hahahaha..." Zheng Lixuan smiled awkwardly, which sounded fake, then he squeezed his throat and said to Zhou Li: "You can treat me as Mu Sheng, oh, my dear brother Li... "

"Ouch... get the fuck out of me!" Zhou Li pretended to be sick, and then pushed Zheng Lixuan away.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Zheng Lixuan suddenly became serious, and then took a sip of brown sugar water: "Ah~ so strong!"

Zhou Li was almost disgusted by him, so he quickly put on his clothes, and then left Mr. Zheng to taste the "Wang Meili Brown Sugar Water" alone. He frowned and held back his kick. The idea of ​​kicking over his brown sugar water in the past, then slammed the door and left.

Zhou Lizheng left the dormitory in wonder, thinking why Zheng Lixuan had a convulsion today, and even drank brown sugar water!Is this another new trend?Zhou Li thought secretly, and couldn't help curling his lips. He was suddenly a little pessimistic, thinking that he had also begun to enter the elderly society. In fact, he was a little more than half a year older than Mr. Zheng. On the first day of junior high school, in Ms. Xu's words, his life is really good!When I was born, the whole world celebrated, but I left on Qingming Festival, and then all mourned.

But after half a year, he felt as if he was separated from the youth group, and then...he entered the senior group.

When Zhou Li was still doubting his life, he had no idea that Cao Xiping was coming at a speed of [-] kilometers per second. When he came back around the earth, Cao Xiping happened to walk past him, in a hurry, like a Like a little hooligan fleeing for his life.

Zhou Li couldn't help but widen his eyes. Cao Xiping was like an old lady with cataracts. Zhou Li was so big that he just didn't see it.However, Zhou Li didn't expect Cao Xiping to see him, because his eyes were completely attracted by the hot pink thermos in Cao Xiping's hand.

"........."

Zhou Li felt that he might not have woken up, or that he hadn't escaped from the dream, otherwise such a strange thing would not have happened. He shook his head vigorously, and then bit his tongue.

It hurts so much!

He frowned and felt a lot more awake, but when he thought of the mysterious thermos in Cao Xiping's hand just now, and the one Zheng Lixuan had this morning... he felt something was wrong again.

Etc., etc.

It's a bit messy, he thinks it's a bit messy, maybe Cao Xiping's cup is also... brown sugar water?

But it can't, Cao Xiping is older than Yang Muhuai, if it's a trend, then he might not be able to keep up!Could it be... just for keeping in good health? !

Zhou Li meditated quietly for a while, and suddenly realized that his thoughts had gone to the edge of the Pacific Ocean, his back felt cold, and he felt uncomfortable all over. Thinking that it might be affected by the wandering thoughts just now, he manually deleted the , cleared all the useless information in his mind, and after a while, he murmured: "That's right."