only he is not vitamin

Zhou Li leaned against the bed with a smile, enjoying the moment of tranquility in the dormitory after Zheng Lixuan left. After a long time, he felt that smile was still on his face. Sentence: "Stupid."

He was startled when he said the word, who is he scolding?Himself, Zheng Lixuan?still…………

impossible!impossible!

Zhou Li pinched his face vigorously with his hand, the pain was shocking, he felt sleepy again, but helpless by some stupid "nervous management system", he reluctantly picked up the The camouflage jacket that made people want to vomit, took Mr. Zheng's piece of chocolate that was said to be expensive, then unpacked it, and slowly ate it.

The bitter taste of chocolate permeated between the lips and teeth.Zhou Li pressed it under his tongue a little bit, and there was another faint bitter taste.

After a while, Chocolate slowly stretched out its arms and legs, and finally grinned, so the bitter taste almost disappeared, and it began to turn sweet.

Zhou Li felt a little nauseous, probably because of the sweet smell, but it was outside. In order to maintain his image of "beautiful boy", he tried not to spit it out, so he had to bitter his taste organs, and then bit by bit Swallow it down.

Zhou Li picked up his mobile phone and sent Zheng Lixuan a WeChat message. He is not the kind of person who takes other people's things and beats him to death without admitting it. He still has the moral bottom line that he should have. He thinks he should inform Mr. Zheng, otherwise When he came back, he had to roll all over the floor and howl.

Zhou Li thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of what to say. His slender fingers tapped on the screen, but he deleted and deleted again, because he suddenly realized that... he hadn't been a human being for too long. !

Can't even speak a decent human language!

Zhou Li first thought about life quietly, and then began to think about how to say a decent human speech to him, until a big fat fly flew away on the leaf of the tree next to him, he still Did not think it out.

For a person like him who is "bitter" when he speaks, it is too difficult for him to say something nice. As long as he opens his mouth, he will definitely scold others who kneel down and call him Dad, but he The magic of swearing is that he never yells loudly, his tone is very calm, and he doesn't stop from the beginning to the end. His words are like flowing water, and none of his words are repeated. Swearing revolves around a single word that can be expressed in hundreds of different ways.So this person doesn't open his mouth easily, but if he opens his mouth, the end of the world will come.

But even so, he didn't use his mouth to win, because it was meaningless for him to use his mouth.And Zhou Li will only seal his "force cells" when he quarrels with girls, but if boys want to find fault with him, it is definitely not so simple, because he firmly adheres to the principle of "If you can use your hands, you can't keep your mouth shut." "Traditional beliefs.The ability to fight is not something to brag about.As time passed, his mouth seemed to be rusted, and he couldn't say any nice words. It was harder to get him to say nice words than to get him to kneel down and call someone daddy.

However, not being a human is not without benefits. At least you don’t have to say some hypocritical words, and you don’t have to tell those sweet-sounding lies in front of others. You can be your most essential self and won’t say anything that goes against your heart.

Even though he said so, Zhou Li is definitely not the kind of person without conscience, at least he understands the principles of dealing with people, so he brewed his emotions, and then made the final decision on the screen.

"Pleasant Goat": Chocolate is dead.

"Pleasant Goat": Don't reply to my WeChat, just know.

"Pleasant Goat": annoying.

In just a few words, the tone is very aggressive, and there is a feeling of "the whole world owes me", but anyone who is close to Zhou Li knows that this is definitely the highest level sentence Zhou Li has ever said.You know, with this level of chat records, they can only hear it once or twice in their lifetime, not even the second time. If they are by their side now, they may have to send Zhou Li to Zheng Lixuan with a few short sentences If you take crazy photos and take pictures, maybe this will be an antique in the future!

Zhou Li looked at these few words for a long time, feeling very satisfied, and suddenly felt that he seemed to have a lot of enlightenment.So he put away the phone in satisfaction, and walked in the opposite direction. There was no emotion on his face, and he couldn't tell that he was someone who had just had such a long psychological struggle.

At this moment, Mr. Zheng on the other side of the horizon was playing the game mercilessly. Suddenly, three messages popped up on the interface. Zheng Lixuan frowned and cursed softly: "Damn it."

He didn't know which idiot was so sick, he just sent him a message when he was playing games, and was about to teach him how to behave, but when he opened his eyes wide, when he saw the ID of this idiot, he unexpectedly He coughed loudly without warning, and then felt incredible.When he returned his attention to the game, he found that he had been killed by a big move from the opponent's main attack. Then, the words "Your team has been killed" were displayed on the game interface, and he pressed the button out of his mind. Press the OK button, then quickly exit the game, then open WeChat, see the message Zhou Li sent him, and start to think about life quietly.

shit.

At this moment, Mr. Zheng felt infinitely emotional in his heart, and then, a huge amount of information came overwhelmingly. The first thing he thought of was: I don't seem to have done anything to apologize to Zhou Li recently...

So he quickly searched in his mind, and found that there was nothing, but Zhou Li played his cards out of routine, which made Mr. Zheng pale with fright. He stared at the three messages that Zhou Li sent him for a long time. In a short WeChat message, there was a sudden cold war.

It's so fucking abnormal!

Then, a few more messages popped up from the top of the phone, not from Zhou Li, but from his teammates when he was playing the game just now, they were carrying out online violence against Mr. Zheng, condemning him for losing the chain at a critical moment, and at this time, Mr. Zheng was dumbfounded, stuck in place stupidly, and then felt that the world was so unreal, and after a long time, he flew away in a flutter.

At this time, Zhou Li didn't expect that the few words that seemed normal to him would have aroused a lot of emotion in Zheng Lixuan's heart, because he was thinking about "the theory of being human and not being human", but before he could That smart and witty brain came up with the person who made him stand firm on not being a human being.

Yang Muhuai looked very serious with his hands behind his back, but unlike before, he didn't wear a hat!It looked like he had just washed his hair. His hair was wet, and the messy hair was divided into several strands at the moment, drooping weakly on his head, and there were some drops of water on his face that hadn't been wiped clean, and his skin seemed to be a little whiter.

Zhou Li suddenly discovered that Yang Muhuai seemed different from the other instructors, yet they all seemed the same.

I have to admit that Yang Muhuai's appearance is considered a fairy among their instructors. Zheng Lixuan's instructor, Cao Xiping and Zhou Li, have seen a face full of wretched smiles... It's really hard to describe.In contrast, Yang Muhuai is tall, well-proportioned, with smooth facial lines and a strong aura, which makes most people dare not get within three meters of him.No matter what point of view, Yang Muhuai is good-looking.

And such a person, his temper just matched his face of "don't get close to strangers", he stinks very much, if you provoke him a little, he can throw you over his shoulder, and then let you leave this beautiful world, This is exactly the same as all the instructors, even... Yang Muhuai is more aggressive than them.

Looking at the messy team, Yang Muhuai didn't say anything, just watched silently from the side, making people feel that this is really an amiable and good instructor!However, everyone shuddered, because this was the calm before the storm!

Zhou Li stood indifferently behind the team, thinking it was very funny.But he couldn't say it yet, he could only watch and stand silently.wait until

Everyone hurriedly stood up, and Yang Muhuai slowly came forward: "How long has it been?"

No one responded.

Everyone understands that although Yang Muhuai asked this question, if he really answered, Yang Muhuai would have to compete with that ignorant classmate, and might have to send the whole team to the crematorium... So everyone lowered their heads, and no one spoke, allowing Yang Muhuai to lose his temper in front of him.

"It's been so fucking long, what the hell are you doing there? Can't you see me?" Yang Muhuai asked loudly.

Zhou Li listened silently in the back, and then said nothing. This is not in line with his behavior. Logically speaking, he should take good care of Yang Muhuai. At worst, sacrifice the interests of the group and let everyone be buried with him. But today He didn't say anything, not because he wanted to compromise, nor because he didn't hate Yang Muhuai anymore, not because of various objective reasons, but purely, he didn't want to talk today!

Yes, the reason is that simple.

Of course, for a "non-human body" like Zhou Li, he doesn't need too complicated thoughts, he is just a single-celled creature with a simple mind, so his holy thoughts are not too complicated, simple: what do you want to do? , just do what you want.No need for any excessive processing and fancy packaging.

Yang Muhuai was still swearing at the street with a big mouth in front of him, but Zhou Li's thoughts were drifting away. He first blocked Yang Muhuai's attack, and then blocked himself, letting himself float in the On the Pacific coast, enjoying the beautiful scenery, after waiting for a long time, his thoughts finally returned to the question of "to be a man or not to be a man".

After a series of ideological struggles, he felt that there were two villains fighting back and forth in his head, and they were still explaining their views to Zhou Li's ears, making Zhou Li be a man or not.After a long time, he felt that the voices in his head were getting louder and buzzing, making him upset, and his brain was about to explode, so he shook his head vigorously, trying to clear up these annoying voices.

Maybe it worked, his mind became much clearer, suddenly, the sky was so bright, the sun was so bright, and the students were so beautiful... But when he turned off the shielding function, Yang Mu Huai's disgusting voice reverberated in his mind again, causing his poor brain, which had just calmed down for a while, to enter a state of devastation again.

Zhou Li closed his eyes, took a deep breath of air, and suddenly felt that his breathing was not smooth.He frowned, and suddenly changed the answer that he had shouted many times in his heart just now.

In the end, he still decided: don't be a human being!

Originally, that kind little angel touched him, and he also decided to change his mind and be a good man from now on, but at the moment when he turned off the shielding function, that is, the moment when Yang Muhuai's voice rushed into his brain, he He suddenly felt that if he behaved well, the world would be ruined to death by someone... Zhou Li felt that the world could not be saved without him.

So, he spoke slowly, interrupting Yang Muhuai's long speech.