Beautiful lady, why not follow the thief

Yan Heng returned to the house with the small heater in his arms, and when he opened the door, he saw a rogue sitting on his bed. Go up, and light the incense again.

Xiao Xie was humming a song with Erlang's legs crossed and his arms under his pillow, with a grass leaf in his mouth, making Yan Heng lie down in a bedroom like a prairie.

His iron sword was placed on the table casually, Yan Heng pushed it away in disgust after sitting down, and poured tea for himself to quench his thirst.But after pushing it for a while, Yan Heng couldn't help noticing that the sword was heavier than he thought, and it looked ordinary, but it was brilliant when it was used in Xiao Xie's hands.

Yan Heng couldn't help arousing a little curiosity about Xiao Xie, and asked with some interest in clichés, "Is this sword yours?"

"Yeah." Xiao Xie said casually, "I won the first place in the martial arts competition, how about it, am I good?"

"It's a small arena, the lottery looks so cheap." Yan Heng sneaked a few glances at Tie Jian again, thinking that he might have missed his sight that day, because the sword's tricks were too gorgeous to set off the sword.

"Nonsense, this sword was forged by a master. It is unique in the world today. If you underestimate it, it will get angry." Xiao Xie threw a handful of dogtail grass from his hand, and it hit Yan Heng's shoulder, feeling nothing at all. It just made a mess on the ground, I really don't know why he was so bored to pull out these things and come back to play.

Yan Heng brushed the crumbs on his shoulders, and said: "The dogtail grass behind my house is unique in the world today. If you pull them out, they will be angry."

Xiao Xie smiled and said, "How could it be? It's a great fortune for them to fall on the shoulders of Master Yan."

Yan Heng was too lazy to continue to be poor with him, and then asked: "Then how old were you when you learned swordsmanship, have you ever been taught by a teacher, or which master of the rivers and lakes you have studied under?"

Xiao Xie seemed to be excited by this topic, sat up straight, and said excitedly: "To be honest, I am really a young genius. I can hold a sword at the age of three, and I can do tricks by myself at the age of six. Master... all the masters in the world are my masters, I have a photographic memory for swordsmanship, and I have integrated the strengths of hundreds of schools to take..."

"Okay, okay, okay," Yan Heng waved his hand, "It's fine if you blow it off, but it's not good if you pass it. People dare not write like that when they borrow customers."

Xiao Xie said: "Why, don't you believe it?" He jumped out of bed and ran across to Yan Heng, propped the table up to him and said, "I'm really a genius, my parents and the whole village say so. "

Yan Heng leaned back to avoid his enthusiasm: "Well, I believe, I believe, you hurry over and don't get so close."

Xiao Xie Anwen sat down on the chair and sat up straight. Yan Heng made up his sword again and said: "But you have to be careful, geniuses die prematurely, hurt Zhongyong."

Xiao Xie said, "Stop cursing me."

But after a while, he curled his lips and said, "Don't say it, in fact, what you said is quite right. Is this God's jealousy?"

Yan Heng was just about to laugh at him, but he suddenly said something sad:

"It's not bad to die early, like Epiphyllum, leaving only gorgeous memories in the world, which no one can forget. As for the oblivion of everyone, it is actually a very good ending. The most terrifying thing is the difference between clouds and mud. Falling into hell in the clouds, living like an ant, but more pitiful than an ant, it would be better to die early, or never have lived in the first place."

A person who has always been stubborn suddenly uttered such terrible words, even Yan Heng was shocked, staring at Xiao Xie in a daze, it took him a long time to recover from the energy, and said angrily: "That's right. Seems like you understand."

Xiao Xie returned to her playful smile, walked lazily to the edge of the bed and leaned back.

Yan Heng thought to himself, in fact, this child should have suffered a lot, and whoever came from Zhanluan City has no horrible experience, but most of them have given up their bottom line or have no bottom line from the beginning, As for Xiao Xie, after getting in touch, it seems that her family background in the past is not bad, and she also read some books when she was a child, so at least she has some principles, unlike those people.

Not knowing why the atmosphere suddenly became depressed, Yan Heng gave up asking questions and decided to get down to business.

"Go to Xucheng in three days, how are your preparations going?"

Xiao Xie said: "I don't need to prepare anything. The young master building will help me to get the fake identity and customs clearance documents. I will be light when I come, and I will be light when I go."

"Well." Yan Heng said, "I need to meet with General Ping about your temporary identity and household registration. Feige Tongque and the others are busy, so I still need your help."

Xiao Xie said strangely: "Hey, did Master Yan use me so much? This kind of secret can let me participate? It's really an honor."

Yan Heng rolled his eyes at him: "What kind of secret is it, hasn't it been peeped by you, a bad guy?"

Xiao Xie smiled.

"Okay, tell me, how can I help? Don't blame me for reminding you, young master, it's time to leave, and it's really risky for you to do this kind of action. How did you communicate in the past? Just send the letter as usual. Well, why do we have to see each other? Nowhere is safe. Unless you two meet in full view like that day, no one would have thought that you would communicate with each other at that time. At other times, the corners of Luocheng are full of eagle dogs with eyes and ears. , staring at every secret day and night.”

Yan Heng said: "It's not impossible to send a message, but this time I'm leaving Luocheng, I want to meet him in person, I have something to say and something to ask."

Xiao Xieqi said: "What's the matter? Forget it, you will definitely not tell me, so how are you going to meet him?"

Yan Heng said: "Every month, General Ping will give porridge to Bushan in Luocheng or send a doctor to everyone for a free consultation. Tomorrow will be the day. At that time, I will go there pretending to be a commoner, and I will sign with his people, and they will Take me to see General Ping."

Xiao Xie asked in surprise, "Then what do you need me to do for you?"

Yan Heng suddenly had a sad face: "In the past, I only need to disguise a little to deceive others. But last time in the Huanyu Building, some people had already seen my appearance, so there was a risk of being recognized alone. Need your cover."

Xiao Xie Le said: "Young host, don't you think that there are more people who know me than you? My beggar gang brothers are all over the corners of Luocheng. Whether it's porridge donation or free clinic, they are also the main force participating. "

"Brothers from the beggar gang, that sounds good." Yan Heng snorted, "I just want people to recognize you, so that I can believe that I am an ordinary citizen. Anyway, no one knows that you are on the twelfth floor now. I will pretend to be you Brother, tell them that I am your lost relative."

Xiao Xie immediately shook her finger: "No, no, young master, you can't take advantage of this advantage. Who can believe that I have such a beautiful brother?"

Yan Heng glared at him, but he resisted that gaze and continued, "Think about it, it's not like you don't know about those people. When you heard that I have a lost brother who is so gentle and decent, why don't you come to see him?" Check it out, look it up from head to toe. Are you sure you won't be recognized?"

Yan Heng felt that what he said was right, held back his anger, and said in a muffled voice: "Then it depends on you."

Xiao Xie grinned, showing a small canine tooth, and smiled: "Do you know what identity is the safest?"

Yan Heng had an ominous premonition.

"Woman." Xiao Xie said, "It's not sisters, sisters-in-law and the like, but my wife, the safest and most reliable."

"Bah! What a beautiful idea?!" Yan Heng kicked him, but Xiao Xie dodged it nimbly.

"Oh, the young master has a really tempered temper." Xiao Xie said, "Don't be like this, I'm not taking advantage of you, you use your toes to think about whether what I said is right, whether it makes sense, a woman is my wife again , according to the principle that a man and a woman can’t get married and a friend’s wife can’t be bullied, who dares to look at you more in front of me, touch you more?”

"Hehe." Yan Heng narrowed his eyes angrily, "You just said that I don't know what those people are like, how can they have the benevolence and morality you mentioned?"

"Hey, hey, not everyone is that bad. At least the public will still have concerns. Besides, with me, I can protect you from showing up. Anyway, I have fought with them a long time ago. Now it's just face-to-face. Don’t offend each other, I’m on guard against them so I’m protecting you, who would think it’s weird? Compared with my brother’s and younger brother’s, is it more convincing and reasonable? And after the last time I made a move, what should be done is over. , They don't want to break the rules and provoke me again."

Yan Heng withdrew his intention to beat him, and glared at him sullenly.

Xiao Xie came up and straightened his back: "Oh, good landlord, I'm always thinking of you, and you don't appreciate it."

Yan Heng didn't make a sound, and thought about it silently in his heart. In fact, this idea is really reasonable.Maybe this guy really didn't have any other intentions to tease, but was just giving ideas?Sure enough, he shouldn't lose his temper?Just pretending to be a woman, the big things are the most important, and the small details are nothing.

Thinking of this, Yan Heng suppressed his anger, curled his lips, and said to Xiao Xie: "Okay, I got it. If that's the case, let's do as you said."

When he turned his head, Xiao Xie showed a successful smirk.

Yan Heng was about to take a break, walked around the table and walked two steps towards the bed, then turned back awkwardly, and said in a muttering voice: "That, that, women's clothing, go and help me borrow a set from Tongque, don't say it's me to wear."

Xiao Xie came over with a smile, put her hand on his waist, measured it, and said, "The clothes of that woman Tongque don't suit you, I'll buy you a new one."

Yan Heng thought he was talking about the inappropriate size, so he said: "Whatever, whatever. In short, get it done quickly."

Xiao Xie stroked the hair next to his ear, and said cheerfully: "I know, my good wife, wait on the bed for my husband to come back... try on clothes!" The last three words were said after running away quickly. Yes, so Yan Heng's kick was empty again, and he shouted angrily: "Roll!"

The author has something to say:

The big guy in women's clothing has always been the author's bad taste. I can't change it. How can I break it_(:з」∠)_