I'm a fish

Going out for a birthday?

As an otaku who doesn't leave the house, this is simply too embarrassing, but as an elder brother, it seems that he shouldn't even ignore his younger brother's birthday.

So, Comrade Luo Yi, who was going out for the first time since the college entrance examination, leaned against the car window in a daze with some depression.

"Hey, brother, don't you have an expression that I want to force you into prostitution." Qin Yicheng, who was driving in front, was wearing a pair of sunglasses, looking coolly at the person in the rearview mirror.

Roy held his head, seeing him driving for the first time, "By the way, do you have a driver's license?"

"Oh, of course there is"

Roy nodded reassuringly, as long as you have it, don't drive without a license to be caught.

However, soon Roy's concerns became reality.

I am about to drive into the urban area at the intersection of the highway, and you can see the sign of the police checking the car from a distance. Not every car is checked, but the unfortunate thing is that the police uncle took aim at his car, like It was like a radar, locating his side from a distance, waving to stop.

Qin Yicheng under the glasses cursed in a low voice: 'shit'

"What?" Roy heard what he seemed to say, but didn't hear it clearly.

"Um, it's okay, you sit still, I'm going to speed up"

Before Luo Yi could react, Qin Yicheng suddenly increased his horsepower and the BMW rushed out. Luo Yi exclaimed and quickly grabbed the armrest.

The police in front had already discovered the vision here, and were about to intercept it, but saw the BMW car's horsepower unabated, as if it was going to pass him, the police blew the warning whistle, and the BMW car whirred. Coming, Luo Yi's face changed drastically, "Qin Yicheng, you are crazy"

In the end, the police dodged the desperate BMW, and the brand of the police check car was blown away by the wind of the BMW and flew far away, frightening a group of people.

When the car stopped in the urban area, Luo Yi was stunned for a long time with lingering fear, and immediately reprimanded him after recovering: "Qin Yicheng, you don't want to die!"

Qin Yicheng pulled down his glasses, touched his nose innocently: "It surprised you"

"Why are you surprised? Didn't you see the policeman tell you to stop? Are you going to murder the policeman?" Roy jumped angrily when he saw that he looked innocent. Eyes to intimidate each other.

"Eh, this can't stop." Qin Yicheng put on his glasses again as if he was afraid that his brother would bite him.

Roy gritted his teeth and took off his broken glasses: "Speak clearly"

Seeing that Qin Yicheng couldn't hide, he could only confess honestly, "I have an American driver's license."

Roy took a deep breath, he urgently needed to calm down the blood rushing to the top of his head, it's good, it's great, it's actually an American driver's license, why don't you come back with an African driver's license.

"Uh, I didn't expect to be so unlucky that the police would check the car. I was afraid that it would be bad for you to go abroad for an interview after you entered the police station."

When Roy heard this, his anger calmed down a little, "Then it's too dangerous for you to do this, what if you really bump into someone?"

"Brother, don't worry, although I have an American driver's license, I have an American driver's license, and I definitely have the technology to ensure safety." Qin Yicheng strikes while the iron is hot, "I swear, I promise to take the driver's license test tomorrow."

Qin Yicheng was so sincere that he almost raised his hand to swear a poisonous oath, but after Luo Yi lost his temper, he began to worry, "Then the police won't investigate!"

"No, it's just a routine car check. We don't care about those who come out of the villa area like us."

Their direction came out of the villa area, and the people who lived there were all prominent figures, and even the police didn't want to get into trouble. It can only be said that the evil society is so realistic.

Luo Yi couldn't say anything about Qin Yicheng's penetrating tongue, and it was his birthday again today, so he didn't want to make trouble with him, so he had to let it go.

.........

There is no one of the largest game city in the city. It is located in the prosperous area of ​​the Golden Triangle, with a total of ten floors. For game lovers, this is definitely a game paradise.

As an otaku, Roy is naturally a game lover, but he has never been to this kind of place. Although he has lived in human beings for more than ten years, the world is still full of strangeness and uneasiness for him, let alone Let him go out and run to a human colony, and he can adapt to it is already very good.

Qin Yicheng has only lived in China for a few months, but he is more familiar with this city than Luo Yi.

The game city is full of teenagers gathering places. Once you enter the game, the sound of games is deafening, just like going to a bar. Everyone is obsessed and addicted to this ocean of games.

There were so many people queuing up at the front desk to exchange game currency, Qin Yicheng asked him to wait there, and went to line up to buy game currency by himself.Roy idly leaned against the railing and watched the boys and girls coming in and out. There are rows of machines for holding dolls in the game hall. Many couples are spending dozens of game coins for a doll, and a doll is sold outside. It’s only a dozen yuan, and the exchange of game coins is one yuan each. You need to use three coins to play once. If you are lucky, you can get a full reward without spending a lot of money. .Seeing his girlfriend's disappointed face, his boyfriend had no choice but to continue queuing up to exchange for game currency and return it.

Luo Yi was watching it for fun. Qin Yicheng came back from the long queue after exchanging the game coins. Seeing his brother staring over there, as a good brother, he immediately did what he liked, "Brother, let's grab it too!"

"Oh no..."

Luo Yi wanted to say that most of the doll holders over there were couples, and they felt a little out of touch in the past, but before they had time to refuse, Qin Yicheng rushed over with great interest, and Luo Yi couldn't resist the temptation and followed.

"Brother, I will clip whatever you like, and I promise to clip it for you." Qin Yicheng vowed to arouse the public outrage of the male compatriots next to him, and he can say any big words, as if this machine would listen to him .

Roy looked left and right, and saw a little yellow duck, "this"

When Qin Yicheng saw that it was that unsightly duck again, his face turned foul, "That duck is too ugly, change it to another one"

The couple who were struggling in front of the duck-clamping machine had subtle embarrassment on their faces.

"What do you say I like you?" Roy folded his arms and raised his jaw, dissatisfied with his back-and-forth. The promise he had sworn just now changed in just a second. This is deceiving!

"Except for this duck, you can pick all the stars for you, right?"

"There are no stars here, forget it, then the pig will be fine"

"Okay, look how good I am"

...

The girlfriend of a fellow man next to him, with a nympho face, twisted his boyfriend and hated iron and steel: "You learn from others"

"..." wanted to cry but had no tears.

Put the game coins in, and in the joyful music, Qin Yicheng manipulated the joystick skillfully, and the big clip on the top moved forward with Qin Yicheng's operation direction, Luo Yi couldn't help being attracted, and stared nervously at the big clip to adjust its position.

"Okay, here it is." Qin Yicheng pressed the confirmation button, and the big clip immediately clamped the doll downward.

"It's picked up." Looking at the pig that got it without a hitch, Roy was a little amazed.

Continuing to move to the next battlefield, Qin Yicheng's good luck has been maintained. Seeing that the doll was caught so easily, the onlookers were dumbfounded.

"Brother, you come"

Qin Yicheng withdrew from the battlefield, and the boss hiding in the dark was so moved that he cried.

Luo Yi was eager to try it, and it was his turn to operate it, but unfortunately the first one didn't pick it up, Luo Yi was a little unhappy, why did the clamp just listen to Qin Yicheng's words?

"Let's do it again." Qin Yicheng patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, and put in the game coins, "There is no trick to this, just find a good one."

"Really?" Luo Yi concentrated like a college entrance examination, adjusting the big iron clip, Qin Yicheng stared at his brother's childish serious face and couldn't help laughing, Qin Zishu like this is so cute.

Qin Yicheng seemed to be familiar with every game, and Luo Yi was taken by him to play all kinds of games.

On the tenth floor, there was a student who learned archery. Qin Yicheng bowed and did not need the guidance of the instructor at all. Every sword hit the bull's-eye, and the instructor who watched was stunned.

Qin Yicheng turned his head and bared his teeth at his brother proudly, and Luo Yi honestly gave him a thumbs up.

"It's you this time." Qin Yicheng seemed to play every game just to demonstrate to Luo Yi, and let Luo Yi play after the game was over.

"I can't do this." Roy bowed, it was too heavy, and he had to maintain that weightlifting posture, and he couldn't hold it for a long time as an otaku.

"Stand up straight, chest out, stomach in..." Qin Yicheng is taller than him, and sticks behind him, wrapping his hands around his hands to correct the correct posture of holding the bow and arrow, "Just aim at the bull's-eye and shoot."

The two were so close that Qin Yicheng could smell the clean and soft breath of the other person, and kissed his ears as soon as he lowered his head. Everything was so confused/chaotic. At this moment, Qin Yicheng was a little fascinated and didn't want to let go. I want to just tear off the disguise, I don't want to pretend anymore.

Qin Yicheng swallowed his throat, feeling a little thirsty. Thinking of the special pornographic film that he watched today that is not suitable for children, he couldn't help feeling every inch of his brother's body with all his senses. This feeling was as shameful as touching him. every inch of skin on my body.

"Are you ready? My hands are sore." Seeing that he hadn't let him ejaculate for a long time, Roy blushed from exhaustion.

Qin Yicheng regained his senses, and as soon as he let go, the sword rushed out and hit the bull's-eye. Luo Yi opened his mouth wide and looked at him fiercely.

From playing in the game city until it was dark, I realized that today is Qin Yicheng's birthday, but Luo Yi himself played so much that he completely forgot the time, Qin Yicheng's cake hasn't been eaten yet!

"It doesn't matter, I don't have to eat cake on my birthday, I'm not so obsessed with sweet food"

Roy, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was playing with the piggy he picked up, pulling the piggy's short legs, feeling a little worried: "No, I must eat cake on my birthday."

"hey, who said that"

"Grandpa Butler" Roy threw the pig back into the pile of dolls that filled the back seat, which is their record today.

"Well, let's forget what the housekeeper said." Qin Yicheng turned the steering wheel and walked on another road.

"Where are we going"

"Aren't you hungry, I'm hungry, let's go have a big meal"

Not to mention it's okay, but when I said that Roy was really hungry, he didn't feel it at all when he was playing.

The phone rang in the car. It was Qin Yicheng's phone. While driving, Qin Yicheng reached out to get it, but Luo Yi took it away first, "I can't answer the phone while driving."

Qin Yicheng shrugged: "Then let's see who is calling?"

"Zhao Yong" Luo Yi saw that he was a classmate he knew, so he picked it up directly, "Hi, hello"

"Eh? Qin Yicheng?"

If one day Qin Yicheng was so polite and gentle, it would probably be his head that was smashed.

"I'm his brother. It's inconvenient for him to pick up when he's driving. You can just say it directly. He can hear it." Luo Yi simply turned on the speaker so that Qin Yicheng could hear it.

"Oh, it's the school belle, they are all here, my brothers are all on Sunday, come and play, there are beauties for sure"

The obscene laughter could be clearly felt even through the mobile phone, Qin Yicheng's face turned black, Zhao Yong, an idiot, actually played a hooligan in front of his brother, seeing if he didn't turn around to deal with him.

"He won't go, goodbye" Before Qin Yicheng could speak, Luo Yi had already hung up the phone with a cold face, Qin Yicheng immediately defended: "This is all a misunderstanding, I just go to drink and drink on weekdays, but there are no beautiful women"

Roy pulled the corner of his lower lip perfunctorily, obviously not believing it.

"Really not, I swear." Qin Yicheng almost stretched out his hand to swear to the sky, but Luo Yi didn't dare to let him let go of the steering wheel to swear, seeing his half-heartedness, he had to say: "No, no, drive carefully, don't go to bars in the future, it's not good there "

Roy, who almost lost her virginity when she went to the bar for the first time, has already had a deep shadow in her heart.

"Yeah, don't go, don't go" the good brother nodded obediently, winning Roy's good face.

Suddenly the car braked suddenly, and Luo Yi was about to ask something, but Qin Yicheng cursed 'shit' again in a low voice.

At the intersection not far from them, the big police lights were particularly eye-catching and bright, and a group of police uncles in police uniforms were waiting for them to throw themselves into the net.

Going out today is definitely not an auspicious day.

At this time, Roy also saw the police car in front of him, with a serious expression on his face, "It's checking the car again?"

Qin Yicheng nodded with a wry smile, "It's the first time I'm going to drive this car, it's too embarrassing for me as a racing driver."

If his American friends knew about this, he would definitely laugh at him.

The police uncles in front don't know if they are from the same batch. If they are from the same batch, they will suffer, and some time will be wasted in the police station.

"Why are you in a daze, turn around quickly." Luo Yi slapped Qin Yicheng's shoulder fiercely, and it was Qin Yicheng's turn to be stunned.

"Aren't you a racing driver? Now is the time for you to show off." Roy said seriously, "You haven't eaten your cake yet, but you won't be able to eat it once you enter the police station."

Even if they are famous people, they have to wait until the housekeeper finds out before they can be released. It is hard to guarantee that some people will be stupid and don't know when they can be released.

Qin Yicheng blinked, "Brother, sit still, and now I will take you to experience a speeding car."

Qin Yicheng looked excited, the parked car suddenly sped out, and then drifted for an instant at the corner less than a few meters away from the police, and they ran away under the eyes of everyone...

"Hold the grass, isn't this the one from today?"

...

The car moved away quickly, and Luo Yi felt a little nauseous as he clenched the handrail. Qin Yicheng saw that he was almost there, so he slowed down.

"Brother, how are you, are you alright?" Seeing his pale face, Qin Yicheng looked at him worriedly.

Roy waved his hand: "I'm fine, drive carefully and watch the road"

---boom

The car was hit by something suddenly, Qin Yicheng couldn't control the shaking of the car body, Luo Yi's right shoulder was hit hard, and he frowned with some pain, "What happened?"

Qin Yicheng looked at the rearview mirror outside the car window, a black car was chasing them, and bumped into their rear from time to time, Qin Yicheng's expression changed suddenly, his face was full of solemnity, this car...

--Bang, another blow, Luo Yi felt that his internal organs were about to be knocked out, Qin Yicheng accelerated forward, trying to shake them off.

"We seem to be missed by others." Qin Yicheng didn't smile this time, and it was only at this time that Luo Yi realized that they might have encountered a difficult problem.

"Who is it?" Roy frowned and looked behind, because the speed of the car kept changing, it was impossible to see the people in the car clearly.

Who is going to deal with them?

Luo Yi really wanted to ask, but the expression on Qin Yicheng's face was the seriousness he had never seen before, even colder than that day in the bar, as if the gentle appearance of the sun in the usual days was an illusion, and it was the real him at this moment.

Luo Yi didn't have time to think about it, because the people behind were chasing after them fiercely, attacking their car one after another. If it wasn't for Qin Yicheng's good driving skills, their car would have crashed into the protective fence outside.

If there was no Qin Yicheng at this moment, perhaps Luo Yi would still suspect that Qin Yicheng would kill him in order to fight for the family property, but at this moment Qin Yicheng is also in the car, and the two of them are fleeing for their lives, so who else wants to attack them?

--Bang, their rear hoods were thrown off, flying dozens of miles away, Qin Yicheng's face darkened, the steering wheel in his hand suddenly turned, and the car turned into the opposite lane.Their idea of ​​staying away from the police is simply stupid. Maybe squatting in the police station is better than being chased and killed now. What kind of cake, he doesn't have to eat it, at least he has to eat it with his life!

As expected, the black car over there did not catch up. Luo Yi was relieved, but Qin Yicheng didn't think that the matter was over so easily.

Just as the car turned back to the downtown area and passed the intersection, a black car rushed out of the intersection on the left. Qin Yicheng looked out the window at the head of the car and his pupils suddenly dilated.

"Qin Yicheng"