Think carefully and fear: roommate

When choosing a tenant, choose this kind of person who is associated with the immortals, especially the judges of the underworld.Even if they don't have enough lives, they will be fine with the protection of the immortal. "

This method is easy to implement, so I listened attentively.

"My master has practiced for many years, and the Taoism is profound. This evildoer will be eradicated without leaving the moon. Those who have become acquainted with the fairy, live here for a long time, and the resentment will dissipate."

"Oh."

"On the other hand, except for June 16th, on the second and [-]th of each month, the Heavenly Cao's Plundering Envoy descends. The Plundering Envoy is also one of the Chief Officers of Cao Si, and my aunt can also choose her birthday as the one on these two days."

"Oh. I remember. Thank you, Daoist."

"Pindao has something to do, so it's not advisable to delay too long, so I leave."

"Master Dao, go slowly."

I walked to the Taoist priest and went home.In the evening, I checked the birthdays of all the immortals.I don't know how to use a computer very much, so it took me a long time.But I feel at ease.I found that there are 365 days in a year, and there are really few days where no immortals are born.From this point of view, my house is easy to rent out.

My two sons urged me to move again. Really, I have to hurry.

Just as I was thinking, the phone rang, and I saw that it was the college student who wanted to rent my house a few days ago, so I answered it.

Seriously, I'm in love with this kid.

The child is so kind.

"Auntie, is your house still there?"

"Yes. By the way, when was your child born?"

"what?"

"Auntie just ask casually."

"October fifteenth."

"When is the lunar calendar?"

"September [-]."

This is not bad!

"How long are you going to rent here?"

"Three years."

"Okay. Come and sign the contract at ten o'clock tomorrow."

"Huh? Rent, how is the rent calculated?"

"Just as you said, 500. Auntie gave you a cheap price, this price is low, don't say it!"

"Thank you auntie, thank you auntie, see you tomorrow, auntie."

I only earn 300 yuan less in January, and I am not short of this money.

Oh, hurry up and get rid of this annoying matter, and I can go to see my grandson with peace of mind.

The author has something to say:

Be considerate of the elderly.

They are not stupid, they are simple-minded, and they are liars.

7. Plato's love

"what is this?"

He pointed to the TV and asked Dongfang Ling.Dongfang Ling took a look and sat beside him with a Coke, with a smirk on his face.

"Graduation work of Dongfang Ling, a student of 08 from the Department of Editing and Directing of J University."

"what?"

He frowned and recalled the short film he had just watched.

"Dongfang, you're so fucking interesting. Are you just lying to your landlord like this?"

"Who knew she would really believe it."

"Hehe." He sighed, "Where did you find this Taoist priest and that church girl?"

"The group performances in the film and television city cost 80 yuan a day. The two of them are very professional. I showed them the script I had written. After watching it for 30 minutes, I memorized it all. It's so fucking stupid."

"Tell me, how did you do it."

Dongfang Ling took a sip of Coke, tightened the bottle cap, and put the bottle on the coffee table.

"I went to the J University copying agency and spent 20 to get a fake certificate. I took the certificate to find a group performer. There happened to be a crew filming a costume drama, so I grabbed a Taoist priest and told him that I was going to shoot a graduation film. Work, please help him. His name is Liang Shi, he is very nice, the actress is his girlfriend, and also a group performer."

"Well, you're lucky."

"It's very good. My landlord looks very rich. I told those two people that she is a teacher in our department who teaches acting. Don't worry about me. Come here and take the actors into the real scene to help audition. .She was very busy, so I guess I didn't read the script carefully, so I asked the two of them to adjust accordingly, and the result was pretty good."

Dongfang Ling couldn't help laughing.

"Li Jin, that's the actress who told me afterwards that my landlord's acting was too realistic. It's a teacher, too professional. Hahahahaha. She also said that the actress I found to play the landlord was no good, always Let her play."

"You don't have to worry about the two of them wearing gangs when facing your landlord."

"If you don't wear it, you don't. The name is fake, the student ID is fake, and the two of them can't find me. I paid the money in advance, and they didn't lose anything. The most they can say is crazy, my landlord won't rent me a house. That’s all, the consequences are acceptable.”

He shook his head helplessly.

"It's a bold thing to do. Where did you get the equipment?"

"It was rented. I went to J University during the graduation season. I saw a master in a bachelor's uniform downstairs in the director's department. I told him that I was going to be a senior soon and I didn't know what to do with my graduation work. He taught me everything he knew. Where to rent equipment and where to rent clothes. Later, when filming, he asked his younger brother to help me a lot, and he helped cut the film.”

"Why are you so enthusiastic?"

"Didn't you take care of undergraduates before? My little brother looked at you with admiration." Dongfang Ling pretended to be a fan, pretending to be exaggerated, "Brother, you know this, it's too powerful."

He suddenly got goosebumps.

"Brother, let me tell you that wearing a tall hat is something that no one can stand up to."

He holds out his thumb.

"you are great."

"That's right." Dongfang Ling looked smug, "Besides, I have a good face and a good face."

He stretched out his hand and twisted Dongfang Ling's face vigorously.

"You are really worthy of this harmless face."

"Why so hard? It hurts!" Dongfang Ling rubbed his face, "How did you turn this out?"

"I was bored and wanted to watch the disc, but it didn't have a name, so I took it out and played it when I was curious, and it turned out that it was this. You can make trouble. Boy, you are a fraud, do you know that?"

"I know." Dongfang Ling looked indifferent, spread his hands, and sneered, "Catch me."

"Okay, you can do it." He smiled helplessly, "Aren't you worried that your landlord will find out and drive you away?"

"Don't worry too much. She's living now. Seeing that her grandson is too busy, I don't do anything, and she can't think of me at all. Besides, even if she really realizes it, at most she will drive me away, and she can't sue me for fraud. Li Jin and Liang Shi have changed careers now, and returned to CF’s hometown to open a husband-and-wife shop.”

Dongfang Ling covered her mouth and laughed twice.

"They said it again during their wechat chat earlier, let me remember the two of them, when I will officially start filming, let the two of them join the crew to have fun, don't need to give them money, as long as they have a shot."

"The requirements are too low."

"The two of you have always been in the background of human flesh, and the camera couldn't see your face." Dongfang Ling scratched the back of his head, "It's nothing, their acting skills are really good, basically they have to go through it once, and the senior brother didn't bother to cut the film. .Li Jin's photogenic effect is quite good. Not only me think so, but also that senior brother and his junior brother."

"They didn't find a good opportunity."

"Yes, it's a pity." Dongfang Ling put his arm on his shoulder, "Handsome guy, are you thirsty?"

"Not thirsty." He took Dongfang Ling's arm off his body, then pointed to the Coke on the tea table, "Drink less."

"know."

"East."

"what happened?"

"Why are you tossing about this picture? It cost a lot of money, right?"

"It's not a waste of money, but it's enjoyable." Dongfang Ling took off his slippers and sat cross-legged on the sofa, "Overall, it saves money. The landlord asked for 800, and now it's 500. It's equivalent to saving 300 in one month, and saving in a year." After paying 3600, you can save more than 1 in three years.”

"You rented it for three years?"

"Well. This place was originally intended to be used as a love nest for me and my senior." Dongfang Ling sneered, "Thanks to you, this place is useless. I signed a three-year contract and I can't withdraw it. Let's live here." .Now if my landlord really evicts me, it would be according to my wishes."

"Farewell, she really drove you away. The two of us can't find such a cheap house anymore."

"That's true." Dongfang Ling looked up at the clock on the wall, "It's not even ten o'clock, it's so early, let's do something."

"Watch a movie with me."

"Row."

He got up from the sofa, walked to the TV series, knelt down, took out a bunch of discs, and hesitated which one to watch.

"You antique, don't you have a new movie?"

"No, there's no need to say anything more. I've seen the school movie theater, so there's no need to charge it."

Dongfang Yi sighed.

"Science and Technology, I miss the cinema."

There are good reasons why Dongfang Ling misses the Polytechnic Cinema.

The Science and Technology Cinema really doesn't have a conscience.

The leadership of the school has advanced thinking, and half-outsourced the cinema to a graduate of the school's art department.Relying on the backing of the school, the boss chooses movies extremely boldly, and goes there after 10 o'clock. If he is lucky, he can see R-rated horror movies.His vision is also poisonous, picking out a lot of particularly good literary films.

Plus half off for students.

It is conceivable how attractive this place is to people like Dongfang Ling who are not jealous of meat and vegetables and have unique tastes.

"Hey, brother, let's go back to the Polytechnic to watch a movie now?"

"Don't go, today, that movie theater has an air leak that can freeze people to death!"

"Hey hey. I have a military coat!"

He looked at Dongfang Ling and knew that there was no need to discuss this matter, so he accepted his fate.

"A few?"

"four pairs."

"Is there anything I can wear?"

"Have."

"Let's go then."

He started to regret it at the beginning of the movie.He really didn't understand why his head was short-circuited and he had convulsions at that time.Now both of them are wearing a military overcoat, wrapping a military overcoat around their legs, holding milk tea to warm their hands, still shivering.

The two watched a romance movie, and he really didn't understand what the movie wanted to express. He knew it was about a transnational love.

He remembered the name of the film, "Flower".

After watching the movie, the two wore a military coat and hugged each other