Think carefully and fear: roommate

Shaking his head, he raised his head, looked at the person in front of him for a long time, bit his lower lip, and said solemnly: "You got a lot of things wrong."

"What's the matter?" he asked.

Dongfang Ling smiled, and the dog climbed two steps to his side, put his arms around his neck, and kissed his face.

"I've only done this kind of thing to a man like you. I like to take advantage of you, but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand, so my friends don't have to do it. As for my brushing my teeth, hmph." Dongfang Ling smirked, "I just f*** think he's disgusting."

He laughed twice, and wanted to kiss Dongfang Ling, but Dongfang Ling avoided it.

"I'm dirty."

"I don't dislike it."

This time he didn't give Dongfang Ling any room to hide, he kissed very hard, after all, he had endured this kiss for too long.

When he let go of Dongfang Ling, his lips were already stained with blood, and Dongfang Ling took a few violent breaths.

"You fucking want to suffocate me, don't you? I almost couldn't catch my breath."

"Sorry." He licked the blood on his lower lip with the tip of his tongue, "It hurts you if I bite you."

"Isn't that nonsense?"

"I couldn't help it for a moment."

After cutting, Dongfang Ling leaned into his arms again, resting his head on his shoulder, Dongfang Ling asked him lazily.

"When are you going to speak?"

"It's still early, don't rush."

"Can you give me some profit before that? I want you."

He sneered.

"Do you know the idiom that a person lives up to his name?"

Dongfang Ling sat upright all of a sudden.

"Let me be clear first, I'm a 0.5, you'd better be a 0.5 for me too."

"Dongfang, have I given you the right to bargain?"

"I……"

"What are you?" He looked at Dongfang Ling coldly, "Just because I dote on you doesn't mean you can be presumptuous in front of me, the food must have the consciousness of being a food."

"Yes." Dongfang Ling dragged out a long voice, his face full of dissatisfaction.

He raised his hand and touched Dongfang Ling's head.

"Dongfang, I'm not bent, I haven't made up my mind about whether or not I can get into you before eating."

"Huh?" Dongfang Ling frowned, "What's the trouble? Is there any difficulty? Turn off the light, don't touch the front, and it's no different from a woman."

"My TND is different from yours." He was obviously angry, "I'm not as casual as you. It took me two years to accept my fate when I was attracted to a man. Please give me enough for the negotiation/reconciliation." I have time to prepare mentally."

"I'm X! Why are you so awkward?" Dongfang Ling looked helpless, "Handsome guy, is this okay? You give me a notice in advance, and I'll find someone..."

Dongfang Ling was interrupted halfway through her sentence.

"No." His attitude was extremely firm, "Others can't touch you, I won't allow it."

"Okay, okay." Dongfang Ling nodded.

"Understood. I dare you to neither touch me nor allow me to go to other people. Good, that's great!"

Dongfang Ling's face was ashen ashes, and he raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"My X-life seems to be over for good. Destiny, you have treated me unfairly!"

He looked at Dongfang Ling with disgust.

"If you don't have sex, you can die, right?"

"I can't." Dongfang Ling sighed, "Crazy, but depressed to the point of madness."

"You fucking..."

He was already so angry that he didn't know what to say. He had known Dongfang Ling for more than five years, and this was the first time he was so angry.Dongfang Ling's words are usually neither big nor small, but it is appropriate to be careful.

Now it's broken.

He felt a little regretful that he had punctured the window paper.

"Dongfang, I didn't plan to explain it so early." He sighed, "I originally planned to wait until we both got our degrees."

Dongfang Ling nodded repeatedly.

"That's what I planned too. I'll confess my love to you after graduation. If it works, everyone will be happy; if it doesn't work, it will be perfect."

"If Han Yi hadn't climbed into your bed at night, I wouldn't be in such a hurry."

Dongfang Ling suddenly recalled what Han Yi said last night.At that time, he was patronizing to calculate when the tea would take effect, and why Han Yi apologized, he really didn't think about it.

"What did he do to me?"

"It's nothing, I just kissed twice and touched my face."

"I'm X!" Dongfang Ling's face changed instantly, "Give him a good time, and make him cheap. Where did he kiss?"

"Face."

"Thank God!" Dongfang Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

"Dongfang, do you mind so much? You fight with Han Yi a lot, and he also takes advantage of you. I haven't seen you react so much."

Dongfang Ling waved his hand.

"It's not the same. I allowed him to take those advantages, but I didn't allow this advantage. I don't bother with Han Yi, and I like him a little bit. If he tells me openly, don't say a kiss or two, go to bed I am willing."

Dongfang Ling made an exaggerated trembling movement.

"When my consciousness is blurred at night, my roommate will lie on top of me. Thinking about it makes me terrified."

A disgusted expression appeared on Dongfang Ling's face, and he subconsciously rubbed his eyes.

"Are you still sleepy?"

"Well, all night, brother. I don't understand, why are you so energetic?"

"I just went to the supermarket downstairs to buy a cup of coffee. Bear with it, sleep now, you won't be able to sleep at night. I'll go down and buy you another cup later."

"No, I have the coffee machine upstairs."

"Is the machine sinking?"

"Not sinking."

"Then I'll take it down later."

"No, it's troublesome to move back and forth."

"Then I'll buy another one and put it here."

"Then let's move it down. I spent a lot of money on that coffee machine."

After saying this, Dongfang Ling suddenly realized something was wrong.He gave a smirk, looked at him maliciously, and looked at him maliciously.

"Handsome, are you going to live with me?"

"Yes." He nodded.

Dongfang Ling was shocked.

"Brother, are you kidding me!"

He shook his head.

"Dongfang, to be honest, I live a bit lonely. It's the first time I've met someone similar to me when I grow up. I want to give it a try."

"Try what? You want me to live with you?"

"That's the plan."

"I'm X!" Dongfang Ling pointed at the arteries in her neck, "Come on, you're welcome, give me a good time. Really, I don't expect you to eat me raw. That's it, come on, let me Go directly to GameOver, come on."

He frowned, he was a little confused about the situation.

"Brother, don't you know that the same high probability will not end well? Besides, don't you fucking know what the two of us are?"

Dongfang Ling reached out and patted his face lightly.

"The two of us are murderers and cannibals. We both don't deserve to live. Live? Are you fucking kidding me?"

He was stunned.

"Dongfang, I don't know much about feelings. You are the same as me, so you must understand me. I have a strong desire to eat you, and I think the reason is because I like you."

He put his hand on Dongfang Ling's face and stroked it gently.

"Dongfang, I should like you. You're right, the two of us don't deserve to live, but being unworthy and not wanting to be are two different things."

He withdrew his hand.

"I don't care if the world tolerates me. Since I was born, I will live."

He stared straight at Dongfang Ling.

"Don't you want to live?"

"me……"

A drop of tear is like a heroic soldier scrambling to rush out from the position of Dongfang Ling's left eye.

Dongfang Ling bit her lip for a long time, and finally squeezed out the word "think".

Hearing this word, the stone fell to the ground in his heart, and he felt happy from the bottom of his heart.

He was really worried that Dongfang Ling wouldn't be able to say the word.

He has been watching Dongfang Ling deliberately seek death all these years, and he can't stand it anymore.

He wiped Dongfang Ling's tears away.

"Dongfang, what do you think of me, tell me clearly, and give me a clear answer."

What do you think of him?Dongfang Ling already figured out the answer to this question.

Like it!There is no reason not to like it!

All people have a tendency to exclude others.

Why?It's so cool to be with the same kind!

No need to keep thinking about how to hide your original self.

No need to worry about being disapproved because of being weird.

How can you be upset?How is it possible not to be attracted?

"I like you."

There was a thin mosquito sound that blurted out.

After realizing what he said, Dongfang Ling paused for a long time.

"Who am I hiding and lying to?" Dongfang Ling sneered, and looked up at the person in front of him.

"I like you, I like you from the bottom of my heart. From the first time I saw you in freshman year, all my attention has been on you. In the past five years, the question I have thought about the most is how to kill you so that there is no flaw .”

Dongfang Ling crawled into his arms and hugged him tightly, her slightly long nails were already embedded in his skin.

"Why do you say you are so perfect? ​​How did your parents give birth to you?"

"After a woman ovulates, the egg cell combines with the winning sperm cell to form..."

Dongfang Ling was speechless for a moment, clenched his fist, and punched him in the back.

This "big thunder and light rain" fist can't do actual damage at all.

"Can you push harder? With the strength you use to move the vacuum pump."

"tired!"

He couldn't help laughing anymore, but after laughing enough, there was a lonely look on his face.

"Dongfang, I am an orphan."

"Is it such a coincidence? Me too." Dongfang Ling broke free from his arms, and said with a serious face, "Isn't there an old saying that lovers in the world will eventually become brothers? Maybe we were born by the same mother."

He was stunned.

"It's possible." He nodded solemnly.

Dongfang Ling was a little confused, he opened his eyes wide, waiting for his further explanation.

"Any event with a non-zero probability should be assumed to have