I heard that if I don't pretend to be poor, I will die

Because after a few days, Yang Qi embarked on the road to the new school.

Today is the first day of reporting at the beginning of school. Yang Qi dragged his suitcase and left home under the watchful eyes of his parents.

His suitcase is full of cheap clothes, all bought by his parents on Taobao, and some are bought at a special price of 9 yuan and 9 free shipping.

The same goes for shoes, two pairs of identical white shoes, worn in turn.After wearing this pair and that pair, if it is not enough, you can send a few pairs at home.

It is said that this is also when a certain treasure has a special price, buy one get one free.

When Yang Qi got the suitcase, his eyes were dull, his expression was depressed, and his mood was hopeless.

No, how can this be called poverty, is this called poverty?

Think about him not being rich in modern times, a child from an ordinary family, but he can still afford cheap Nikes and Adidas.It doesn't mean that they want to show off their wealth, even boys have the idea of ​​dressing up well, and if they look better, they will be more confident.

But there was one thing that made Yang Qi a little bit happier.

The housekeeper he hated the most, at this moment, actually stood on the united front with him, and handed him a small box before leaving.

Of course, this action was not discovered and was carried out quietly.

Yang Qi opened the box at the door, only to find that inside were his favorite sets of clothes and two pairs of sneakers.Oh, and his ipad and a small lamp.And, of course, his cell phone.

Although the use of mobile phones is not allowed in boarding schools, for Yang Qi, a teenager with internet addiction, life without a mobile phone is simply worse than death.

He is a severe mobile phone patient, the kind who can't live without a mobile phone.

And the flip Nokia that his parents gave him can only be used for making calls and sending text messages, and nothing else.

The mobile phone cannot access the Internet, which is tantamount to one of the ten tortures for him, it is too cruel!

He didn't even know where his parents got them. It's strange that Nokia is still used in this day and age.Anyway, he has only seen the flip phone used by the elderly, the pixel style with black letters on a yellow background, and the game can only play Snake.

But when he received the mobile phone plugged into him by the housekeeper, he felt that he came back to life, and his life was full of hope again!

He looked through it later, and found that there was some chocolate in it, which was also Yang Qi's favorite food, so he couldn't help being a little moved.

Although the housekeeper is quite annoying, he still observes the details of his life very carefully.

Yang Qi felt much better and continued to move forward.

On the way to the subway station, Yang Qi stopped by a flower and bird pet shop.

He remembered that the last time he told his mother that his macaw was sent to a friend's house. It had been several days and she hadn't brought the parrot back yet. She must be suspicious.

In order not to let her find out that the parrot was eaten by a snake, so as not to hurt her heart, Yang Qi decided to buy a parrot instead.

So he walked into this pet shop.

The pet shop is not big, and it just opened in the morning. The proprietress sat lazily in front of the counter and watched a movie, so she didn't bother Yang Qi and let him watch it by himself.

Yang Qi looked around, and then focused on a green and yellow parrot.

He took a fancy to this parrot for no other reason than that it was similar in size and shape to his original macaw.

"Ma'am, how much is this parrot?" Yang Qi asked.

The proprietress raised her head to look at it, and stretched out five fingers: "Five hundred."

"Boss, can you make it cheaper?" Yang Qi was the first time to bargain so humblely.

If it weren't for the bank card in his hand, with a monthly limit of only one thousand, he would also want to buy it in one go.

The proprietress shook her head and said, "Young man, I actually gave you a discount. Originally, the parrot sold for [-] yuan. I think you are a student, so it is a bit cheaper. If you like it, you can buy it. You see It has such a beautiful coat color, you can save money by eating a few meals less."

The proprietress is indeed a master negotiator, and instantly blocked Yang Qi.

Yang Qi looked at the bank card in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and finally took out 500 yuan cruelly, and bought the parrot.

"Please send the parrot to this address." Yang Qi wrote the home address on a piece of paper with a pen and handed it to the proprietress.

The proprietress nodded and said no problem, and then she heard Yang Qi make a strange request: "Well, can I ask, can parrot fur be dyed? I want to make it look better."

The proprietress was slightly surprised when she heard this.

But she looked at Yang Qi, seeing his very plain clothes, she thought he should be a poor boy.He wanted to give his girlfriend a birthday present, but he didn't have enough money. For the sake of face, he decided to dye the parrot's fur to look more noble and beautiful.

The proprietress agreed, and then gave him the dye bucket.Originally, the dye was used for flowers and plants, but I didn't expect it to come in handy here.

Yang Qi followed the appearance of the macaw in memory, carefully painted the parrot with a layer of blue, and then painted a touch of yellow hair on the back.

Finally, the dyed parrot is really similar to the previous macaw.

After asking the proprietress to send someone to deliver the parrot home, not long after, Yang Qi received a fucking text message on his Nokia mobile phone:

"Yang Qi, Xiaolan has been sent back, but it doesn't look as good as before, and she's a little thinner. Oh, I don't know if it was abused by your friend, it doesn't talk now, what's the matter? You next time Come home and have a look."

Yang Qi saw this text message and stroked his chest, at least escaped a catastrophe.

If the mother knows that the macaw was eaten by a snake, she will definitely complain every day again.

There's nothing wrong with his mother, just nagging.When people reach middle age, it is inevitable.Especially when she is in a bad mood, or something makes her dissatisfied, she will talk about it.

Her chanting is no worse than Tang Seng. Yang Qi seems to be wearing a magic spell all day long, and being chanted makes people lose their minds.

In order to prevent his mother from launching a new round of mental attacks, he decided to do everything according to her wishes, for her own good as well as his own.

Yang Qi took the subway all the way to the terminal station. I have to say that this boarding school is really a bit far away, and it is at the terminal station of the subway.Although there are bus stops around, it is still a bit remote, and it is a full hour's journey from Yang Qi's house.

Yang Qi got off the subway and had to walk about 600 meters to get to the school.

He walked and looked around while dragging his suitcase, and found that this place is really a bit remote, and it can't be compared with the city center at all.The surrounding residential buildings are very short, the tallest is only five or six floors, and the shops are all dilapidated, looking poor.

The most important thing is that wherever he looked, he didn't see an Internet cafe.

His hopes were dashed.

Seeing this, he also foresees his own future, a boring high school life like a prison.

Afterwards, Yang Qi followed the crowd to the school to report, and he found that the school was also very dilapidated. Half of the paint on the walls of the five-story teaching building had fallen off.

What a mess.

Yang Qi let out a heartfelt exclamation, really from the heart.

On this day, I don't know if it's because Yang Qi didn't show off his wealth. Until now, he has lived a very comfortable and normal life.

But he just relaxed for a moment, and then Yang Qi's nightmare came.

He saw his old friend, Guo Jun.

Yang Qi's first reaction was that he was wrong and rubbed his eyes.

Because he couldn't believe that Guo Jun, whose family was so rich, would come to this kind of civilian school to teach.

But after Guo Jun took the initiative to say hello to him, Yang Qi realized that this fucking is really Guo Jun's own army!

"Why are you here?" Yang Qi was very surprised, his eyes widened.

"Then why are you here again?" Guo Jun asked back, also surprised.

Meeting old friends in this dilapidated school, both of them are a little dull.

Yang Qi then showed an expression of incomparable vicissitudes, and said: "It's a long story, anyway, I'm going to stay here for a year."

Guo Jun also nodded and said: "Me too. My parents insisted that the educational resources of this school are good, and they wanted to put me in the best class here. They said that a good environment can subtly influence people and let me feel the learning here. Atmosphere. Fuck me, I don't want to stay in this crappy school..."

Guo Jun was very angry when he said it, and he kept swearing, and it was obvious that he was also extremely reluctant to come here.

Yang Qi showed the vicissitudes of life and lit a cigarette again, patted him on the shoulder and said, "I hope you will be blessed." He said and wanted to leave.

Guo Jun grabbed him and asked, "Hey, which class are you in?"

Yang Qi glanced at the class note he had just received at the reporting office, which said A401, and showed him the note.

As a result, Guo Jun grabbed his shoulder very excitedly, and at the same time showed the note in his hand, which also said A401.

"Fuck, we are in the same class!" Guo Jun was so excited.

But Yang Qi twitched the corners of his mouth and forced a smile.

His inner OS is: Damn, if I am in the same class as him, how can I pretend to be poor in the future?He is the one who knows about my past, no, I have to find a way to get rid of him.

"Let's go, let's go to see the dormitory together?" Guo Jun was very happy to see his old friend, and warmly embraced Yang Qi's shoulder.

Yang Qi smiled very stiffly, and said: "We don't know how to do the same in the dormitory, right?"

Don't, don't, don't!

While Yang Qi was praying silently in his heart, Guo Jun slapped his head and said the dormitory number: "I'm in male dormitory 203, how about you?"

Immediately, Yang Qi breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, it's a different dormitory.

"Haha, I'm in 502." Yang Qi's smile came from the heart.

Guo Jun was slightly disappointed in the different dormitories, but then he still held Yang Qi's shoulders and wanted to go to the men's dormitory together.

But Yang Qi moved his arm away calmly, and took a few steps away from him, saying: "Wait a minute, I have something to tell you, don't tell anyone."

When Guo Jun heard that there was a secret, he immediately pricked up his ears to listen: "What's the matter?"

"Actually... I came to this school for a special purpose. You may not believe me if I tell you. Someone is chasing me. I hid in this school for safety. To hide, you have to pretend not to know me when you see me in the future. Don't tell others about my family, just say that my family is poor." Yang Qi spoke nonsense seriously.

Seeing his serious expression, he felt that he almost believed it.

"Chasing and killing?" Guo Jun also found it unbelievable when he heard it, but he looked at Yang Qi's outfit again. He usually wore a white T-shirt and sweatpants uncharacteristically, and suddenly felt a little strange. credible.

"You didn't lie to me, did you?" Guo Jun scratched his head, still not convinced.

"Of course not." Yang Qi lied calmly, pointed to his suitcase, and opened it for him to see, "Do you think I am lying?"

The box that Yang Qi opened was exactly the box his parents had arranged for him, and it was indeed full of poor-quality clothes.

Seeing how well prepared he was, coupled with Yang Qi's serious expression, Guo Jun finally believed it, and finally nodded slowly: "Okay, I will pretend that I don't know you from now on."

Seeing him nodding, Yang Qi sighed in his heart: This idiot really believes in everything!

Since they didn't know each other, they naturally couldn't go together.

Yang Qi decided to go to the classroom to report to the teacher first, and then go to the dormitory later, and then ran counter to Guo Jun.

After walking a few steps, Guo Jun suddenly turned around and shouted, "Then we still know each other on Saturday and Sunday?"

Yang Qi was taken aback for a moment, then laughed dumbly, and nodded: "Of course."