I heard that if I don't pretend to be poor, I will die

The cause was that Yang Qi fell while brushing his teeth.

It was also because of this fall that, from then on, his day became magical.

Yang Qi opened his eyes in the warm sunshine early in the morning, and wanted to stretch out comfortably to welcome a beautiful day.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the golden python coiled on the chandelier above his head, and jumped out of the bed in a jerk.

"Ah—" As usual, Yang Qi roared in despair again.

He's going crazy!

God knows how much he was terrified of molluscs, especially snakes.The last time he was scared enough, this time again, he was going to collapse!

"Hurry up, send it away!" Yang Qi was startled and angry, and immediately asked his servant to send the golden python to the zoo, saying that he never wanted to see it again.

The servants looked at each other in blank dismay, it seemed that it was not Yang Qi's style to send such a precious golden python to the zoo.

This golden python cost nearly 500 million yuan to buy. Yang Qi is a baby, so he has to play with it every day, feed it meat and so on.Now Yang Qi saw it as if he saw a ghost, so he stopped talking because he was afraid, and even said that he would send it to the zoo. Is this true?

Everyone couldn't believe it, but they dared not listen to the master's instructions, so they obeyed obediently.

Yang Qi originally thought that this matter was over and there was no follow-up.

But in the afternoon, he suddenly received news that the golden python escaped from the car while being transported, and he didn't know where it went.

Yang Qi hung up the phone irritably, and was about to go to the balcony to collect the clothes that had been hung out last night, but when he opened the window, he found a big golden boa constrictor curled up in the sun in the garden downstairs.

It was his precious golden python.

Lost and found, if the original owner must be happy to die.

When Yang Qi saw this scene, his face turned dark.I had no choice but to ask the servant to catch the golden python and lock it in the ecological garden in the back garden, not letting it out.

Yang Qi also had plans. He learned from his servant that the golden python was worth 500 million, and he softened his heart.

Don't feel bad about money.

Then Yang Qi went to brush his teeth.

He brushed his teeth well, looking at his handsome and charming self in the mirror, he couldn't help humming a song, and twisted his waist rhythmically.

As a result, this twist turned out to be a problem. He stepped on a puddle of water stains on the ground, slipped his foot, lost his center of gravity, and fell directly, almost knocking out his teeth.

After he got up, he realized that his nose was bleeding and there was a scratch on his face.

This is unfortunate.

After Yang Qi got up, the family doctor stopped the bleeding, and then bandaged him briefly, saying that there was no major problem.

Yang Qi also felt that there was nothing wrong with it, the most important thing was that the scratch on the left cheek was not very good-looking and disfigured.

After washing up, Yang Qi decided to lie down on the sofa for a while, watch TV, and wait for the housekeeper to prepare breakfast.

As a result, after sitting on the sofa for a while, there was a hole in the sofa suddenly, and he fell down.

"Ouch!" Yang Qi struggled to get up from the sofa, and stood up clutching his butt that was hurt by the spring.

Looking back at the sofa, I thought it was quite strange.

He has sat on this sofa so many times, and he hasn't seen it broken.Moreover, the sofa was bought half a year ago, all of which are famous brands, and the quality is guaranteed, why is it broken when he sits on it now?

But the fact was that he had broken the sofa, so he had to call a servant to remove the bad sofa and replace it with a new one.

As soon as the new sofa was brought over, Yang Qi was lazily lying on top of Ge You, using the remote control to switch channels.

After changing, the TV suddenly flickered and the screen went black.

???

Yang Qi pressed the switch button with a dazed expression, but found that it didn't work, and tried the power button again, but the screen was still black when it was turned on again.

The TV is broken too?

Yang Qi wondered, and asked someone to check again, and found that the TV was broken, but he didn't know where it was broken. It would take half a day to check and fix it.

Okay, the TV was also taken away, and Yang Qi didn't bother to watch it, so he went directly to have breakfast.

Breakfast is still his favorite soy milk fritters with eggs.

He is different from others, he doesn't like to eat so many fancy things for breakfast, he likes the simplest things.He has eaten these things for many years and got used to them, so he doesn't bother to change them.

But here we go again.

When Yang Qi cracked the egg open, he found that it was not the egg white wrapped in the yolk, but a few feathers fell out.

I can't eat this egg.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the egg, Yang Qi smelled the strong fishy smell, and immediately ran to the toilet to vomit, throwing up all the overnight meal.

Okay, I don't have much appetite this morning.

Yang Qi lay back on the bed weakly, trying to calm down.

He finally found out that his luck was particularly bad this morning, and he felt like his teeth were clogged after drinking cold water. He wondered if it was Mercury retrograde.

At first he was just so skeptical, but then he was sure immediately.

Yang Qi was originally lying on the bed, and he turned on his mobile phone out of boredom, wanting to check Weibo and play mobile games to pass the time.But I forgot to charge my mobile phone last night when I put it beside the bed, so I took it to charge it for a while.

I didn't eat anything in the morning, and I'm still a little hungry.Yang Qi decided to go to the refrigerator to get some fruit to eat, and to fill his stomach first.

As a result, as soon as I walked out of the room, I suddenly heard a loud noise from inside, and it exploded with a "bang".

Yang Qi turned his head hastily, and found that there was smoke rising from his bedside, and then the mobile phone with the charging cable had turned into a piece of black charcoal.

His cell phone burned out.

Yang Qi hurried over to put out the fire beside the bed, and when he picked up the phone again, the phone was completely broken and could not be turned on.

OK, bad luck for him.

After this incident, Yang Qi felt that he might be unlucky at home, so it was better to go out for a walk.

So he put on his clothes, took his spare mobile phone, and prepared to pick up his parents at the airport.

His own car can't be used, because under the instructions of his parents, not only his bank card has been frozen, but even these luxury cars have been banned, saying that he should try his best to pretend to be poor and not to show off his wealth.

How can Yang Qi listen, still go his own way, want to go to the garage to pick up the car.

I took out the key and opened the door for a long time, but found that I couldn't get in anyway.Only then did I know that under the orders of my parents, the housekeeper had changed the key to the garage door, and the key to the garage was temporarily kept by the housekeeper.

Yang Qi was so angry that he kicked on the gate, and he jumped repeatedly in pain.

No way, Yang Qi had no choice but to pick up a bicycle from the small garage next to the garage and go out.

He also carefully discovered that all the expensive mountaineering bicycles he had bought before had been put away, leaving him only the Phoenix brand mountaineering bicycles, domestically produced, of good quality, but ugly in appearance.

Yang Qi held back his anger and rode out on that small broken bicycle, all the way at a very slow speed, because he was not used to it yet.

His majestic young master is also today, reduced to the point of riding a bicycle on the road.

When crossing the road, Yang Qi discovered that he was really unlucky today, not fake.

Not to mention those cars running red lights whizzing past him, almost scaring him out of his wits.Let’s just say that he was riding a bicycle on the sidewalk, obeying the traffic rules, and he could meet a group of extremely arrogant elementary school students who rode past him on a bicycle, and then scratched his pants and made a hole.

Damn, I bought these pants for 2 yuan!

Angry Yang Qi just wanted to settle accounts with the elementary school student, but when he was about to scold him by his collar, he was seen by the people next to him.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Why are you bullying the child?" A kind elder sister came over, stopped Yang Qi, and protected the little kid behind her.

Seeing her frowning and staring at him, Yang Qi was suddenly speechless.

Indeed, he grabbed someone by the collar in a fierce manner, as if he was bullying someone.

At this time, several passers-by gathered around curiously, planning to eat melons and watch.

Seeing more and more people, Yang Qi had no choice but to wave his hand and turn to leave.

Forget it, anyway, a kid can't afford to pay, I think I'm unlucky.

Yang Qi rode on his little broken car and continued to rush to the airport.

To be honest, Yang Qi never felt that the urban area was very big before, especially at the speed of Guo Jun's car, he always felt that the city center would be gone after just one or two laps.

Now, he set off from the city center to the nearby airport, and he was exhausted.Yazi, who obviously drove for only 10 minutes, felt that he had traveled for half a century.

After riding for a while, he thought about taking a Didi.He took out his phone and prepared to call the driver.

But when he turned on the phone, he found that there was no calling card inserted into the phone, and there was no signal, not to mention that he couldn't even pay for it.

It doesn't work, there is no way.

Finally, with his unremitting efforts, he finally arrived at the airport.

Panting, sweat dripping like rain.

After receiving his parents, he finally got into his parents' car as he wished, ready to go home.

At first I wanted to throw away that little broken bicycle, but my parents said with a serious face: "No, it can't be wasted."

"Okay, okay." Yang Qi agreed, but he thought in his heart that he would never ride it again next time.

Stuffing the bicycle into the trunk, Yang Qi finally got into a comfortable car and drove home.

During this period, his parents asked him a lot of questions, such as what he was doing at home during this time, and then reminded him repeatedly that he must pretend to be poor in the future.For example, the suit he is wearing now must never be worn.All the jewelry on his hands had to be removed, and those limited-edition shoes had to be replaced with ordinary sneakers.

Yang Qi promised well, but in fact, he went in one ear and out the other, and ignored their words.

Then Yang Qi's mother asked a heart-pounding question: "Yang Qi, is Xiaolan okay?"

Yang Qi was surprised when he heard that Xiaolan was the name of the macaw that was eaten by the snake.

He also suddenly remembered that this parrot was not only the favorite of the original owner, but also the favorite of Yang Qi's mother.

Yang Qi's mother likes to tease the parrot when she is bored, and feeds the parrot pine nuts. She likes the parrot very much, and thinks it is very smart and cute when it can speak human language.

But now that the parrot has been eaten by a snake, there are no parrots left.

Yang Qi replied with a guilty conscience: "It's pretty good."

"Then I'm relieved, go back and see if it's lost weight." Yang Qi's mother smiled.

"Ah, that—" Yang Qi said quickly, "I gave it to my friend's house to raise, and I will pick it up in a few days..."

"Oh, so." Yang Qi's mother was a little disappointed.

That parrot is her treasure, the kind that Keji likes, and sometimes he treats the parrot better than the original owner.It even made the original owner reflect on how he was inferior to a parrot.

Yang Qi returned home with his parents in a guilty conscience, and then sat down on the sofa at home with the two of them.

The first thing they did when they came back was not to rest, but to discuss with Yang Qi about transferring schools, saying that it would be done in the next few days, so that he could get ready for school.

Yang Qi slandered in his heart: They are not discussing with him, they are clearly announcing an arrangement.

Yang Qi's father took the lead and said: "After you transfer this time, you will enter the best class in Qingshi No. [-] Middle School. You have to study hard. I don't ask you to do well in the exam. If your grades are admitted to the top ten in the class , I will reward you with a mansion, you can choose the location yourself, and you can move out to live in the future."

This reward is really tempting, at least for Yang Qi.

Because what he dreams of is to have a house of his own, to be free and not to be controlled by others, which is more attractive than money.

Although he is a rich second generation now, he is a rich second generation without money, and he is still not free.Being stared at by the housekeeper every day, and worrying about being snitched on everything you do, makes you very uncomfortable.

But dreams are always beautiful, reality is too skinny.If you want to get this luxury house, you must first enter the top ten in the class.For a scumbag like him, this is really a bit of a challenge.

Sure enough, this reward can only be thought about, but it will not work in practice.

Pouted dejectedly, and heard Yang Qi's mother say: "Yang Qi, you really have to listen to what the fortune teller says. This is not a joke, or you might lose your life!"

"Oh, Mom, you're here again! My family is so rich, why should I pretend to be poor!" Yang Qi said very dissatisfied.

As soon as the words fell, suddenly, the chandelier above the head made a "click" sound.