I heard that if I don't pretend to be poor, I will die

As a member of the four-person dormitory, Yang Qi has been forbearing.

He Ziming plays the role of an invisible person, does not communicate much with others, and spends most of his time doing his own things.But Yang Qi's other two roommates spared no effort to bring out their sand sculpture nature, and various things happened every day, most of which were strange events.

The basic arrangement of Yang Qi's week in the dormitory is as follows:

On Monday, get up on time for class in the morning, go to bed on time before lights out, a perfect day.

On Tuesday, I was mentally tortured by my roommate, and my sleep quality dropped sharply.

On Wednesday, I was once again mentally polluted by my roommate and exhausted physically and mentally.

On Thursday, the mental torture of his roommate intensified, and Yang Qi planned to catch up on sleep in class.

On Friday, the devastated Yang Qi dragged his exhausted body back to the dormitory and prepared to climb onto the bed with a power bank and mobile phone to watch TV for a while, but as soon as he lay down, his roommate knocked on the door and said he forgot to bring the key...

On Saturdays and Sundays, Yang Qi chooses to go online outside the school to avoid being tortured for the time being.

I am just a flower of the motherland, unable to withstand the wind and rain, petite and weak.

What exactly it refers to depends on what Yang Qi has experienced these days.

On Sunday night, the lights were turned off, the electricity was cut off, and everyone lay in bed and went to sleep.

Because the flag will be raised early tomorrow morning, and there will be morning exercises once a week, everyone climbs into bed very consciously and prepares to get up early and go to bed early.

But there are always troublemakers who want to stay up late.

On this day, not long after Yang Qi lay down, when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt that the air in the room seemed to be a bit cooler, and the wind was a bit strong tonight, making it chilly.

Yang Qi huddled under the quilt, the quilt was very thin in summer, and it happened to be the season when autumn turned to winter, and everyone hadn't changed their bedding yet.

Reluctantly propping up his eyelids and looking, he realized that the two big fans above his head had been turned on at some point, and the wind was still blowing at the fifth gear.

Yang Qi asked very speechlessly: "Who turned on the fan?"

A faint voice came from the opposite bed: "Me."

Yang Qi took a look, and found that Liu Xiahui had moved the computer onto the bed, and he didn't know what he was doing in the middle of the night.

"Why are you turning on the fan? It's such a cold day..." Yang Qi squeezed the quilt tightly again.

"I'm not cooling down the computer." Liu Xiahui stuck his head out from the bed curtain and pointed to his laptop.

Yang Qi was a little puzzled. After looking at it, he realized that the radiator of his computer was pregnant. Now it is easy to get hot when it is turned on, so it can only be artificially cooled.

"Then you take it to repair and play again, why do you turn on the fan in the middle of the night." Yang Qi was still very dissatisfied.

Liu Xiahui apologized again and again, and said, "I'm really sorry, but I have an urgent matter to use the computer today, and there's really nothing I can do."

Then, Yang Qi learned that his so-called urgent matter was to turn on the phone and give red envelopes to the fans in the live broadcast room.

A few days ago, the live broadcast just broke one million. In order to celebrate this great event, he boasted that he would draw red envelopes for the fans in the live broadcast room.

Since he was broadcasting live, Yang Qi couldn't quarrel with him, so he got out of bed and turned down the fan, and then went back to sleep.

The other two roommates slept so soundly that they couldn't be woken up by thunder.

Yang Qi knew that they were all wearing earplugs, and they had already prepared their weapons, in order to prevent one of them from waking up in the middle of the night to do something.

The last nightmare incident caused a lot of trouble to Yang Qi. He also bought earplugs, but he was not used to them and always felt a bit uncomfortable to wear.

This time, he put earplugs on his own ears and closed his eyes.

On Monday morning, everyone was woken up by the sound of the radio, lazily got up and washed, everything was as usual.

But on Tuesday night, another headache happened to Yang Qi.

Watsons brought a girl back.

Let's not talk about how Watsons brought his girl into the men's dormitory. The point is, this girl is pretty good-looking, so how could she fall in love with Watsons?

Everyone knows that Watsons is not good-looking and has a short stature.It is said that Watsons has been in a state of secret love since he was a child. He has never been in love, and he hasn't touched a girl's hand until now.

But these are not important, the point is that Watsons is a recognized straight male cancer patient, with a single mind, and sometimes he sticks out.

How straight is it?

As far as the girl said that her menstrual period was uncomfortable, he could really reply: "Drink more hot water."

Just such a straight male cancer patient who is mother-fetal solo, how can there be girls looking at him?

The roommates were puzzled, especially Yang Qi, who always felt that things were not so simple.

When Watsons brought the girl in, he smiled and took good care of her, looking good.

When the girl smiled, she looked like a flower, and she had two dimples, which belonged to the kind of delicate, cute and distressing little white flower persona.

Yang Qi said: "Watson, where did you hook up with the girl? Why don't you introduce us?"

Watsons smiled foolishly, waved his hands and said, "Don't think about it, don't think about my sister."

Yang Qi shrugged and retreated.

It's not that he flinched, but in front of He Ziming, he had to be cowardly.

Just now I asked such a sentence, He Ziming next to him looked like he was going to eat people, staring at him felt uncomfortable.

Liu Xiahui is Yang Qi's successor, what Yang Qi couldn't do, Liu Xiahui asked for him.

"Watson, where did your sister hook up?"

"Is it from our school?"

"You are so beautiful, how did you meet?"

……

But Watsons kept his mouth tightly shut and didn't answer a word, but just smiled foolishly.

Even Liu Xiahui couldn't help scolding his mother, and said, "You're an idiot, you know how to laugh."

Harm, if he doesn't say anything, no one else can do anything about it.

However, everyone thought that he took his sister back to the dormitory, so they just took a look around, and then sent her away after a while. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

It turned out that it was dark, and it was five or six o'clock. The girl was still sitting at Watson's desk, watching the video on her mobile phone, laughing from time to time.

I have to admit that her laughter is quite pleasant, but it is a pity that it is not Yang Qi's dish.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Yang Qi asked sideways, "Watson, when are you going to send someone out? Help me bring back two biscuits from the cafeteria."

Watsons was still busy tidying up his closet, probably knowing that his nest was too messy, and finally felt ashamed, so he hurriedly tidied up the closet and table.

But the other girl didn't care, she kept staring at the phone and watching the video very seriously.

This time, Watsons said: "I'll go out later."

"Okay, don't forget to bring me some biscuits." Yang Qi patted him on the shoulder and glanced at the girl again.

The girl didn't realize her existence, which made the whole dormitory a little unnatural.

It's a good boy's bedroom, and a girl suddenly appears, so I will be a little at a loss.

Although they have passed the time when they were at a loss, they still dare not act recklessly now, and all of them are serious.

He usually likes to be shirtless in the dormitory and only wear a pair of big pants, but now he has neatly put on long-sleeved trousers, and even replaced his slippers with sneakers.

I usually like to take pictures in front of the bathroom mirror when I have nothing to do, and take selfies with my mobile phone. Today I didn’t even look at the mobile phone screen.

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

I usually like to pick my feet while eating apples. Today, apples are apples, and feet are feet. It's hygienic.

usually……

The sloppy person has finally become normal, just because there is an extra girl in the dormitory.

However, the girl didn't care about the surrounding environment. She was completely immersed in the plot of the video, concentrating on what the people around her were doing and saying, as if it had nothing to do with her and stayed out of it.

A few people were still watching the time, grinding and grinding, and finally it was seven o'clock in the evening.

At seven o'clock, Watsons went out and brought back two pancakes for Yang Qi, fried noodles for Liu Xiahui and He Ziming, and a lot of things for that girl.There are cakes, ice cream, leek quiche, meat buns, and porridge.It was a hearty meal, enough for two people.

Watsons is so good at taking care of people!

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Did not expect ah.

But the girl only picked a few things to eat, and filled the rest into Watsons' stomach.

Today's Watson is really like a tough guy, he keeps giggling and his face is still a little red.

A few more hours passed.

In the dormitory at nine o'clock in the evening, everyone couldn't sit still and asked Watson, "When will you send her away?"

The eldest girl is in the men's dormitory, if she doesn't go back so late, she will be gossiped about.

But Watson shook his head and said, "Tomorrow morning, she will sleep here tonight."

Everyone was surprised.

But because of Watsons' stubbornness, they couldn't refute it, and finally they could only reluctantly agree to this ridiculous thing.

They weren't worried about anything, what they were worried about was that if the teacher found out that the girl was here, they would definitely be punished when the time came.

But looking at Watsons' pleading eyes, everyone thought that he had been single for many years and finally ushered in the real spring, so they had to resign themselves to fate.

But that night, Watsons did not sleep with his sister.

The girl sleeps on the upper bunk, and Watsons sleeps on the floor bunk, shivering in the middle of the night, which is pitiful.

Yang Qi looked at him and shook his head.

After suffering from love, he is no longer confused.

Early the next morning, Watsons sent the girl out as promised.

After returning, several people surrounded him and began to ask him what was going on with his sister, and then Watsons smiled and confessed: "What, where are you thinking! She is my sister."

"Sister?" Everyone didn't expect it.

I really didn't expect it, and I can't think of it.

One is beautiful and cute, and the other is crooked. How could they be brother and sister?

They later found out that Watsons, the younger sister, was actually a half-sister.She estimated that she was born with her mother, and she looked just like her mother, so the difference in appearance between the two was so big.

Everyone sighed: "My sister said it earlier, you made it so secretive, I thought your first spring is here!"

Watsons scratched his head and said, "My younger sister is rather shy, so I can't tell..."

Everyone rolled their eyes: "Shy? I think you are the one who is shy."

Knowing that this is not the spring of Watsons, but a misunderstanding, everyone began to gossip again, wanting to know the story of him and his sister.

Only then did everyone know that Watson's sister came here from another city.She didn't tell her family when she went out this time, and ran away from home because of a quarrel with her family.

The family members were frantic, looking for her everywhere, and almost called the police to report their daughter's disappearance.

But at this moment, the younger sister contacted his brother, whom he hadn't seen for many years, and said that she would come to play with him.

When Watsons heard the news, he immediately agreed. After picking up his sister at the train station, he did take her around the city for a day, and spent more than half of this month's living expenses.

The younger sister was finally happy, but she came here alone and had no place to live.Let her live in a hotel, she is so young, and she is still a girl, Watsons is worried.

Finally, after thinking twice, he secretly brought her to the bedroom.After this night, nothing can be said.

The most important thing is that Watsons managed to coax her well, and she also promised to take the train back the next day, so Watsons did this.

After knowing the ins and outs, everyone nodded clearly, expressing their understanding to Watsons.

He is a good brother.

but……

"Watson, you really don't plan to find a girlfriend?" Liu Xiahui helped Yang Qi express his heart.

Seeing Watsons being single all this time, they were all a little anxious.

Although high school does not advocate puppy love, but the beautiful youth must leave some memories.Even if you are not in love, you can always have someone you like. Secret love is also very beautiful.

Having said that, Watsons blushed again, and said, "Speaking of which, I do have someone I like..."

"Who?" Everyone was very curious and leaned their heads to listen.

"Li, Li Yubing." Watson said shyly.

"I'll fuck you!" Everyone rolled their eyes in unison.

Who doesn't love the school belle, so he doesn't want to eat swan meat anymore.

On Wednesday, something similar happened, and Yang Qi didn't even want to talk about it.

In fact, every day, Yang Qi feels that he has been tortured by two wonderful roommates, and his physical and mental health are seriously threatened.But after all, they didn't have any bad intentions. The kind Yang Qi decided to be the holy father and forgave them reluctantly.

But even if there is no resentment in my heart, it will not be a solution after a long time.

Yang Qi thought, he had to do something to divert their attention, otherwise, if they were allowed to act recklessly all day long, the whole dormitory would be ruined sooner or later.

So Yang Qi proposed three chapters of the agreement:

1. No talking after 12 o'clock.

This one was immediately opposed by everyone, Liu Xiahui said eloquently: "This is impossible, because I can talk in my sleep."

Yang Qi sighed, it made sense.

2. Do not play sand sculpture music when you wake up in the morning.

When this article came out, everyone immediately opposed it.

Watsons took the lead to stand up and said: "Only sand sculpture music can awaken people's souls, and can really wake us up from insomnia!"

The look of righteous indignation is very similar to the melon-eating crowd who have just gathered to watch the fight.

Yang Qi thought of every tortured night, listening to those sand sculpture music played randomly, and various tenor and soprano voices raped and raped his ears in reincarnation, he felt very headache.

But this is indeed a very effective way to get up.

As long as the music is played, even the heavenly king and I will tremble three times. It can make your soul tremble with fright, so how can you not wake up!

Then... Forget it, let's accept it reluctantly.

Require common ground while reserving differences, and respect each of their hobbies.

Yang Qi wanted to continue to add regulations to the constitution, but they said, "Don't bother, even if you write it down, we can't do it."

This sentence is too heart-wrenching, and it is indeed true.

Yang Qi looked at them shaking his head and said that it was impossible, but finally he could only sigh and put down his pen.

This bedroom is like this, let's keep it as it is.