I heard that if I don't pretend to be poor, I will die

After hearing this, Yang Qi was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say.

He bought that parrot in a hurry at the beginning, just because of its similar body shape, but he didn't expect it to be such a parrot!

Sure enough, cheap is not good.

How can a 500 yuan parrot compare with his 200 million yuan parrot? Whether it looks like it is another matter, quality is the key to the problem.

But obviously, this parrot didn't.

It is the fault of the godfather that the parrot will become like this, and it is all due to the proprietress of the flower and bird shop who did not train it well.Seeing that her flower and bird shop is so close to the residential building, she should have been influenced by bad culture.

Yang Qi had a headache: "It's okay, I'll clean it up when I go back."

Yang Qi's mother sighed again: "Hey, Yang Qi, it's not just this one thing, there's another thing..."

"What's the matter?" Yang Qi's heart tugged again.

"Did Xiaolan get sick recently? Why does it feel like its coat color has changed?" Yang Qi's mother said what she was most concerned about.

Xiaolan was fine before, but recently her coat color has changed, turning into a little green, which is quite strange.

When Yang Qi heard this, he thought that the paint on the parrot had faded, and panicked a little.

He quickly explained: "Mom, you must have misremembered, it was originally this color, how could it fade!"

Yang Qi's mother was a little confused: "But I clearly remember it..."

"You remember it wrong, you must remember it wrong!" Yang Qi didn't give her a chance to recall, and immediately retorted, "It was originally blue, green, blue and green, that's the color."

Yang Qi's mother's memory is indeed not very good. Now that Yang Qi refuted it so positively, she also began to wonder if she remembered it wrong.

"Really?" Yang Qi's mother muttered.

Usually, she didn't observe the parrot's coat color very carefully, but occasionally fed it some pine nuts and taught it how to talk.

After recalling it so carefully, I really don't remember which color it is.

Yang Qi's mother's head was a little dizzy, and she stared at the parrot several times, but she didn't know how to describe it.It feels weird in my heart, but there is no evidence, it's all intuition.

"Okay, I have other things to talk about when I come back. Hang up!" Yang Qi couldn't wait to hang up the phone.

He was afraid that if she would say something else, such as asking him who gave this parrot to his house before, then he would have to make up something else.

Yang Qi's mother nodded in response, and Yang Qi then hung up the phone.

After making a phone call, Liu Xiahui stared at him with burning eyes, and smiled at him: "Hey, are you going home tomorrow?"

Yang Qi nodded and said, "Yes, my mother told me to go home and do farm work."

"What kind of farm work?" Liu Xiahui was very interested in rural affairs, and especially wanted to know about Yang Qi's life in the countryside.

"Just feed the pigs, feed the cows, chop firewood and so on." Yang Qi said blindly.

"Then when are you leaving?" Liu Xiahui asked.

"Well... I guess tonight." Yang Qi actually wanted to go home and catch up on sleep, the environment in the dormitory was really tormenting.

After hearing this, Liu Xiahui's eyes lit up immediately, and he jumped up excitedly: "Then take me one!"

Yang Qi was taken aback, and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Liu Xiahui said: "Hey, I'm bored in the dormitory, I want to go out and have fun."

I just finished the entrance exam, and I have nothing else to do these few days. I haven't officially started class yet, and I am happy in my senior year.But he didn't want to go back to his home. After all, he was in this urban area, and he had played everything he should have played, so he was bored.

But Yang Qi's family is different. In the countryside, there are pigs, cows and rice fields. Everything is new to him, which is very interesting.

Yang Qi immediately refused: "No, I can't accommodate so many people in my house."

"Oh, it's okay, let me squeeze with you." Liu Xiahui didn't mind at all.

"But I mind." Yang Qi still refused, saying, "My house is dilapidated and small..."

"Aren't you just afraid that I will eat more of your family's food? If I pay for this, it means that you will be my tour guide and take me to your house for fun." Liu Xiahui is also a sensible person, knowing that when asking for help, There is always a need to exchange some benefits.

"Hey, it's not that I won't take you back, it's that I can't do it this time. Something happened to my family, I have to solve it, next time." Yang Qi continued to refuse, not giving Liu Xiahui any face.

Seeing his firm attitude, Liu Xiahui had no choice but to give up, giving up the idea of ​​going to his house to play.

But Liu Xiahui asked curiously again: "Just now I heard your phone call, it seems that you want to beat up someone?"

Yang Qi only had one thought in his mind at this time, living under the same roof, he really couldn't hide any secrets, even the phone calls would be eavesdropped.

"Well, my big yellow dog was disobedient and bit someone, waiting for me to go back and clean up." Yang Qi said calmly.

"Oh..." Liu Xiahui nodded clearly, enviously said, "That's great."

He really envied Yang Qi's life.

Growing up in the city, he has been in contact with electronic products since he was born, and he sees the busy road every day. He is only accompanied by the noisy vehicles passing by and the smog that always covers the city. .

In his imagination, the air in the countryside should be extremely fresh, the water should be clean, and the grass should be green.Chickens, ducks, fish, geese, pigs, sheep, cattle and horses, animals and people live a harmonious life.

In short, it should be similar to Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

He was very envious and wanted to experience it for himself, but it was a pity that he never had this opportunity.

One is that I don’t know what to do when I go to the countryside, and I don’t know how to go there when I talk about tourism.Secondly, I don't have any acquaintances, so running over is a waste of time.

At this time, when Yang Qi mentioned the word home, what came to mind was a large area of ​​gorgeous decorations and a clean backyard swimming pool.

Warm chandelier, luxurious big bed, it must be very comfortable to sleep on.

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Thinking about it, I feel a little impatient.

If Liu Xiahui had the ability to peek into people's minds and see the so-called "home" in Yang Qi's mind, he would definitely vomit blood with anger.

There is no wonder Yang Qi also.

The first step of pretending to be poor is in place.

Yang Qi successfully left an impression in Liu Xiahui's heart that "the family is poor and unsustainable", and he feels envy and admiration for him as a rural child.

Is it not easy to study here from the countryside?I have to rush home to do farm work on Saturday and Sunday, which is really hard.

But at this time Yang Qi didn't know what Liu Xiahui was thinking at all, he was full of thoughts about how to get home later.

Yang Qi only had a few hundred dollars left in his hands. He thought about asking his parents to accommodate him first, such as giving him some living expenses this month. He is too poor now!

During the first few days of school, it seems that he still has to buy teaching materials, all of which are paid for by himself. His 1000 yuan is not enough!

Yang Qi thought so, packed a few things and prepared to go home.

On the way home, Yang Qi ran into Guo Jun who was also preparing to go home.

At this time, the two just ran into each other at the school gate, and Guo Jun rushed over excitedly, patted Yang Qi on the shoulder and said, "Yang Qi, are you going home too? Do you want to take you for a ride?"

Yang Qi was startled, and turned around with a schoolbag on his back. It was Guo Jun.

At this time, Guo Jun had already driven his luxury car convertible to the school gate, and was about to gallop back to the city from the school.

Yang Qi saw it, and of course nodded without hesitation: "Yes!" He quickly got into Guo Jun's car.

There is a free ride, so of course he has to take it.

Sitting in Guo Jun's car, Yang Qi instantly felt as if he had returned to the past, feeling relaxed physically and mentally.

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Think about how free he was before, a good second-generation rich, play whatever he wants, do whatever he wants, and don't worry about eating, drinking and having fun.But as soon as he entered this crappy school, he could only be trapped in the dormitory every day and couldn't get out, and he was also busy with boring studies, and he had just started.

Thinking that there will be more than a year of pretending to be poor in the future, Yang Qi feels very painful, and feels that life is going through a torment.

Now he began to envy Guo Jun.

Guo Jun is a high-profile rich second generation. He doesn't have to hide his identity at all. On the first day of school, he drove his sports car and parked it in the school's parking lot.I heard that the parking space was bought by his father himself, and it was specially used for Guo Jun's parking space.

This posture, needless to say, has surpassed everyone.

Not only that, although Guo Jun lived with his classmates every day according to the school's regulations.But in fact, the school's regulations can also make special changes for him, as long as the money is in place.

Guo Jun is such a special case. In fact, he basically lives in the school if he wants to live in the school, and goes home if he wants to go home. Anyway, it is convenient for him to have a car.

It's just that he thinks it's troublesome, and he's too lazy to move around after school starts these few days, so he just stays at school to play.

Moreover, Guo Jun's dormitory is different from other dormitories. He and another person are in his dormitory, and it is the only two-person dormitory in the school.

There is no electricity at night, and a special air conditioner and water dispenser are also equipped.The teacher also takes special care not to check the dormitory, do whatever you want, very free.

Of course, all of this is thanks to his father, who helped him arrange a lot behind the scenes.

He said that he mainly wanted him to come to this school to experience a high-quality learning atmosphere, so grades and the like didn't matter, but he had to live comfortably.

As a pampered son, Guo Jun also felt uncomfortable at first, but after a few days, he suddenly felt that school was freer than home, so he didn't want to go home very much.

These are all what Guo Jun complained to him just now.

Guo Jun has been in a panic for the past few days. Although the school is free, there is no one to talk to.The family conditions of the people here are very different from his, and their behaviors are also different, not to mention the ideological level.The content of the chat is also very different, different topics in the same world, so he feels lonely.

He wanted to find Yang Qi, but Yang Qi repeatedly warned him that even if he saw him, he couldn't say hello, unless the two of them left the school.

After being bored for several days, finally it was the holiday. Guo Jun finally caught Yang Qi, so he couldn't help complaining to Yang Qi, and he talked for a long time.

Yang Qi listened silently to what he said, and was filled with emotion.

If it wasn't for his own life, he wouldn't agree to pretend to be poor.

Really, no normal person would do that.

Well, I am a rich second generation, and my family is rich and powerful. If I don't enjoy it, I have to come to this corner to seek guilt. Isn't this a brain pit?

Everything was due to that mysterious prophecy, a catastrophe that could kill him.

Destiny is so elusive and unspeakable.

"That Song Yichen didn't do anything to you last time, did he?" Guo Jun asked.

Yang Qi shook his head and said, "No, he just came up to scare me, and then left."

Guo Jun became curious: "Then why did he find you?"

"Hey, it's not the incident last time, which made him lose face." Yang Qi replied.

"Then he wouldn't be carrying a gun and a knife." Guo Jun remembered that when Song Yichen came last time, those bodyguards all copied him.

Of course Yang Qi remembered, but the things carried by those bodyguards were all fake.The knife might be real, but the gun is a toy gun, and if it was real he would be dead.

Song Yichen didn't dare to be serious, he could tell.

Although he is really irritable and impulsive, he is not a brainless reckless man.If he slaughtered Yang Qi, wouldn't his 500 million yuan be even more lost?

Thinking of it, Yang Qi couldn't help laughing.

Song Yichen was pretty smart in other things, but it was hard to find those 500 million thieves.

Sure enough, as the saying goes, the more dangerous the place is, the safer it is.

His suitcase was in the safe on the first floor where guests kept things, and he was a little surprised that he couldn't find it.

Yang Qi was just joking with him, and he didn't really want his money, and he was not short of money.The main reason is to tease him and see if he can find it by himself.

Unexpectedly, he really didn't find it.

sigh.

It was he who overestimated Song Yichen's IQ.

The two chattered and gradually stopped talking, because they drove on an extremely bumpy road.

Guo Jun was busy avoiding the potholes left and right, while Yang Qi's scalp was numb from the bumps of the vehicle, and he was not in the mood to think about anything else.

On this section of the road leading to Zhengda Avenue, Yang Qi's buttocks were almost shattered, and he felt very tired while holding on to the side of the car.

The road is not well repaired in this broken place, not to mention the potholes, it is still very winding, and it is still downhill!

Yang Qi was so shaken that his soul and body were separated, he felt like he had been drugged, his whole body fluttered with the strong wind, and his bones were about to fall apart.

Because of the difficult road, Guo Jun drove slowly and cautiously, for fear of bumping and breaking his precious car.

While Yang Qi was feeling extremely tormented, he suddenly saw a person walking slowly in the distance.

Originally, he didn't pay much attention to the other party, but when he looked at the clothes on the other party, he always felt a little familiar.

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The other party was wearing a sun hat on his head, holding something in his hand, and was rushing towards the school gate, walking in a hurry.

Yang Qi took a few more glances, and as the opponent gradually approached him, Yang Qi took a closer look and was taken aback.

Isn't this He Ziming!

when did he go out?

But now he can sit in Guo Jun's car. If He Ziming finds out that he has a good relationship with Guo Jun, how can he pretend to be poor in the future?

"Fuck, hurry up, hurry up!" Yang Qi immediately turned his head, patted Guo Jun's shoulder next to him, and urged.

Guo Jun was concentrating on avoiding the mud puddles on the road. He was taken aback by Yang Qi's slap, and the steering wheel loosened a bit.

"What's wrong?" Guo Jun, who didn't know the situation, was still trying to control the steering wheel, carefully avoiding those potholes.

"Just drive!" Yang Qi urged again.

"I also want to drive faster, but the road is too bumpy..." While speaking, Guo Jun successfully avoided a big hole again.

Because the road is relatively narrow, Yang Qi's car is about to pass by, and He Ziming is about to meet the car.

The distance between the driveway and the sidewalk is very close. When the two meet, they are bound to be next to each other. It is estimated that the distance between them will not exceed one foot.

At such a short distance, He Ziming must be able to see Yang Qi in the car.

He was still sitting in a convertible, and he couldn't hide no matter what, he was so desperate.

Seeing that He Ziming was getting closer and closer to them, Yang Qi became more anxious, and urged again: "Brother, please drive quickly, don't act like a snail."

"What's the matter?" Guo Jun, a person whose reaction speed is not fast enough, has no idea why he is suddenly anxious.

"I met my roommate!" Yang Qi said anxiously, before he had time to explain, he kept urging, "Hurry up!"

Guo Jun saw that he was an ant on the hot pot, so he didn't say much. Instead of slowing down the car, he fully pulled the accelerator and rushed out.

With this kick of the gas pedal, Yang Qi successfully followed the car and galloped out. He quickly passed He Ziming and left him far behind.

The car was speeding on the bumpy road, and Yang Qi felt that his body could no longer be called a body, it was like a pile of mud, and he was out of his mind.

But looking at He Ziming who was getting farther and farther away from them in the rearview mirror, Yang Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Stop, stop, brother..."

The voices are a little weak.

If the bumps continued like this, Yang Qi would really be torn apart by the bumps.

However, the fast speed also has its advantages. The two finally drove onto the flat road, and finally they could happily go to the city center.

Looking at this extremely fast convertible, Yang Qi felt a sense of envy again, especially at the special moment when he has money but cannot spend it, has money but cannot enjoy it, and has meat but cannot eat it.

He all said with emotion: "Hey, it's nice to have money!"

As soon as the words fell, the car that had just driven to the fork in the road suddenly stopped with a loud noise.

Yang Qi was taken aback, Guo Jun was taken aback, and Qi Qi looked back.

After checking for a long time, Guo Jun yelled: "Oops, the tire is blown!"