I heard that if I don't pretend to be poor, I will die

Wait, this pattern looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere...

Yang Qi frowned and stared at the photo carefully, then zoomed in, and finally remembered where he had seen this pattern before.

Isn't this the logo of Rose Empire!

Yang Qi had seen the pattern a few times and didn't pay attention to it at first, but when he saw the red rose, he immediately knew that this piece of paper must be something from the Rose Empire.

It turns out that He Ziming really works in Rose Empire!

Could it be that today he asked Yang Qi to go to class instead of him, but he actually went to work in the Rose Empire?

Yang Qi thought about it and felt that it was very possible.

The opening hours of Rose Empire are all in the evening, but it is open all day on weekends.Basically, from about ten o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock in the evening, there are a lot of guests.

Since He Ziming is working there, he must go early, and he will probably come back very late tonight.

Sure enough, He Ziming came back from outside when it was close to two o'clock in the middle of the night.

Seeing him dragging his tired body into the bathroom, Yang Qi was very curious, how did he get into the dormitory door, did the auntie of the dormitory stay up in the middle of the night?

He really wanted to know, but he didn't dare to ask, so he could only pretend to be sound asleep.

When I woke up the next day, it was the first day of school, and everyone had to go to the classroom obediently today.

Yang Qi sat in his seat, his eyes were swollen, his eyes were dull, and he looked extremely sleepy.

He owes it all to his two roommates.

In the middle of the night last night, Liu Xiahui ran to the bathroom to go to the bathroom, and suddenly there was a terrifying scream from the bathroom.

"what--"

This scream successfully woke up everyone in the dormitory, and Yang Qi was so frightened that he almost fell off the upper bunk.

Several people quickly turned on the light, ran to the toilet to take a look, but found nothing.

"What's wrong?" Everyone was puzzled.

Liu Xiahui pointed tremblingly at the small window of the bathroom, and said angrily: "Whose fucking clothes are these, are they hanging here to scare people to death?!"

I saw a set of clothes hanging on the small window, the T-shirt and trousers were all in order, and it was really scary to look at it without turning on the light in the middle of the night.

But then everyone realized that this dress belonged to Liu Xiahui himself?

"Isn't that your own clothes?" Watsons was speechless.

Everyone put their eyes on Liu Xiahui in unison, as if they were looking at a mentally handicapped person.

"Yes, is it?" Liu Xiahui raised the money suspiciously, and when he took a closer look, his face suddenly turned red.

It really was his clothes.

He remembered that he washed his clothes in the shower yesterday and forgot to hang them on the balcony, so he put them here.

"It's okay, it's okay." Liu Xiahui scratched his head in embarrassment.

This clearly shows that he is scaring himself.

Since there was nothing else to do, everyone turned off the lights and went back to bed to continue sleeping.

I thought I could spend the night peacefully, but I didn't expect Watsons to act like a demon in the middle of the night.

In the middle of the night, Yang Qi was woken up again by bang bang bang dang dang sound. When he opened his eyes, he found that Watsons had woken up and was rummaging through boxes and cabinets with the lamp on.

"Watson, what are you doing?" Yang Qi squinted and asked with a frown.

"My things are missing!" Watsons looked anxious.

"What is it?" Yang Qi asked lazily, he couldn't open his eyes, he was too sleepy.

Watsons didn't say a word, but kept looking for it anyway, rummaging through drawers of boxes and cabinets.

Obviously sleepy is very serious, but there is still the sound of someone turning over things next to his ear, how can he sleep like this!

Yang Qi became impatient: "Go to bed quickly, it won't be too late to look for it tomorrow."

Watsons stopped, sighed and said, "Hey, I can't sleep if I can't find that thing."

Yang Qi was speechless, ignored him, and fell asleep by himself when sleepiness struck.

But just as he was about to fall asleep, he was suddenly shaken awake.

"Hey, wake up!"

Yang Qi glanced at Watson who was close at hand, and was shocked.

In the middle of the night, why did he crawl onto his bed all of a sudden, it scared me to death!

"What are you doing?" Yang Qi frowned and looked at Watsons.

Watsons sighed and said, "I can't sleep, please chat with me for a while."

"Your uncle can't sleep! Talking in the middle of the night, what's wrong with your brain?" Yang Qi got angry and kicked Watson away.

Watson sighed again: "Yang Qi, I just had a nightmare, I really can't sleep, I'm afraid..."

"You're afraid of a chicken, aren't they all human, what else is there to be afraid of?" Yang Qi turned over impatiently, urging him to go back to sleep quickly.

Watsons had no choice but to go back to the opposite bed, but he couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, so he kept talking to Yang Qi:

"Yang Qi, I'm homesick."

"Yang Qi, tomorrow I want to pack up and go home, I don't want to study anymore..."

"Hey, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to take exams, I want to go home."

……

One bite at a time, Yang Qi, Yang Qi, one at a time, and going home, talking and crying, and even really started to pack up.

Yang Qi was shocked, but also very helpless, so he stopped him quickly.

Then I thought about it, he had just walked out of the arms of his family, and it was his first time living in school, so it was normal to be homesick, so he patiently comforted him.

Watsons finally let go of the idea of ​​going home, obediently turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Glancing at the other two, Liu Xiahui was sleeping like a pig, unable to wake up no matter what.And He Ziming drew the curtains early in the morning, and probably slept in such a mess, he didn't even know the sky was falling.

Only Yang Qi, a shallow sleeper, was hit. He happened to be the closest to Watson, and he was murdered by him.

Hey!

With a long sigh, the long-lost peace finally ushered in the dormitory, and Yang Qi finally managed to fall asleep.

But at 05:30 in the morning, Yang Qi woke up and was woken up by the alarm clock.

With the sound of "Chicken Crowing March", everyone in the dormitory was awakened, and Yang Qi was so frightened by the cockcrow that he almost lost his mind.

Are you the devil? ! !

Han Hong wanted to hit someone after hearing this!Zhao Benshan wanted to drink milk after hearing this!After hearing this, the Yangtze River wants to flow backwards!

The rooster crowed, as if mocking Yang Qi's embarrassment last night.

"I'm sorry, the alarm clock was set a bit loud." Liu Xiahui laughed and turned off the alarm clock calmly.

Of course, what Yang Qi didn't know was that from that day on, every morning after that, he had to experience torture from his roommate.

The alarm clock for getting up early in the dormitory changed from "AreYouOk" to "I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast", then switched to "I'm the Most Sexy Pig in the League of Legends", and gradually moved closer to "The King of Poems".

One song is more ghostly than the other, and the ears of the roommates are raped all day long.

Really worthy of being the UP master who watches ghost and animal videos every day, Liu Xiahui won.

Dragging his tired body to class, Yang Qi seemed to be sleepwalking when he walked, and his feet were not steady on the ground.

There are mosquitoes in the front and roommates in the back, ah, he is going crazy!

But he glanced at He Ziming, and found that he was in good spirits, and he didn't seem to be affected by his roommate last night.

Then, he saw a pair of earplugs and an eye mask from He Ziming's bedside...

After learning, he bought it immediately!

After placing an order in a certain treasure, Yang Qi finally felt relieved and felt that his sleep was saved.

But looking at his deposit on Alipay, Yang Qi couldn't laugh immediately.

Damn, I accidentally spent too much money, and I only have 400 yuan left this month.

Too poor to breathe.

It really fits the concept of "poor".

Yang Qi cleaned up, looked at the time, and planned to go to the cafeteria to have breakfast before going to class.

He Ziming was in the same class as him, but Yang Qi didn't intend to get too close to him, so he waited for him to go out before he started putting on his shoes lazily.

After breakfast, Yang Qi finally sat down in the classroom.

I have to say that the top class is worthy of being a top class. It is only the first day of school, and everyone is already carrying thick books and memorizing them in the classroom.

The sound of Lang Lang's reading sounded in his ears, Yang Qi dug his ears, and fell asleep on the table.

Yang Qi sat in the last row, so no one saw him sleeping on his stomach. Everyone was busy doing their own things and didn't care about others at all.

This is especially good for Yang Qi, because then he can sleep in the open.

Sorry, I didn't study in my heart.

When Yang Qi was sleeping comfortably, there was a sound of footsteps outside the classroom.The vigilant Yang Qi immediately jumped up from the table and sat upright.

At this moment, the head teacher came in from the outside. After scanning the classroom with sharp eyes, he walked onto the podium.

But when Yang Qi saw the head teacher, he was shocked!

Fuck, isn't this person the teacher who gave them a tutoring class yesterday? !

Yang Qi secretly cried out that something was wrong.

If this person became his head teacher, wouldn't he know that he replaced He Ziming in the tutoring class yesterday?

Yang Qi secretly glanced at He Ziming who was sitting extremely far away from him, and found that he had no expression on his face and was reading a book seriously.

Oh, that's right, it wasn't He Ziming's class yesterday, of course he didn't know the head teacher.

Yang Qi shrank his head, afraid of being seen by the head teacher.

After the head teacher walked up to the podium, he patted the table and motioned for everyone to be quiet.

"Today, let's adjust the seats first." The head teacher picked up the class list, "The students I have called will stand in the corridor first, and we will arrange the seats later."

Everyone started to tidy up the books on the table, ready to change seats.

"Zhao Xingyue."

"arrive."

"Liu Ming."

"arrive."

"Xia Kemeng."

"arrive."

……

When Xia Kemeng woke up, he even took a special look at He Ziming.

Yang Qi discovered this action, and he also remembered at this time that when the hero and heroine arranged seats on the first day of school, they became the same table.

As expected, Xia Kemeng will be able to sit with He Ziming later.

Yang Qi was secretly happy for them, and hoped that they would sit together quickly, so that he could stay in the corner and be his transparent person.

Everyone in the class had almost finished arranging their seats, and when only a group of top students were left, the head teacher called He Ziming's name: "Yang Qi."

Yang Qi fell silent, and the blood on his body froze instantly.

Seeing no one answered, the head teacher clicked again: "Yang Qi?"

"To..." Yang Qi stood up slowly.

The head teacher stared at Yang Qi for a few times, his eyes were full of doubts, which made Yang Qi feel hairy.

But he didn't say anything in the end, and pointed to the last row of seats, motioning him to sit there.

Yang Qi saw that the last row of seats by the window had a good view and good air quality, which was very suitable for sleeping in class.

Yang Qi heaved a sigh of relief, and happily sat down with his schoolbag, very satisfied with the seat arranged by the teacher.

Now there are only a group of top students who have not been assigned seats, and their seats are usually arranged in the first and second rows. There is no way, the teacher is so fair and eccentric.

For Yang Qi, he doesn't care, anyway, he has nothing to do with himself now.

At this time, the head teacher called the roll call: "He Ziming."

"Here." He Ziming stood up.

Sure enough, when the class teacher saw him, the doubts on his face deepened, and his brows were slightly frowned.

Seeing this scene, Yang Qi secretly laughed.

It is estimated that the head teacher has doubted life now.

But Yang Qi's smile didn't last for three seconds. The next moment, the head teacher pointed to the last row of seats and said, "You can sit there."

In an instant, everyone in the class turned their attention to Yang Qi.

Yang Qi discovered that the seat the teacher mentioned was the empty seat next to him.