[Lotus Cake] 101 ways to use Kuntian Ling

Nezha thought that Ao Bing was referring to the calamity passed on to him, so he smiled indifferently, and instead joked about it: "What do those three symbols mean? Don't wait until the catastrophe is over to try to tell Me! If I go to the underworld and become a ghost, I won’t understand human language!”

Ao Bing paused, his eyes sore.

When passing by the Lis and his wife, Li Jing's eyes widened, and his gaze was fixed on Ao Bing.

"Stay away from me!" Every word was said through gritted teeth.

"Your son has grown up." Ao Bing said blankly, "Thank you!"

Ao Bing followed the old Dragon King and Ao Jia and left without looking back, and soon there was no one there.

Here, Nezha is still standing on and off the stage, with big eyes facing small eyes, and no one is willing to take the first step.

Apart from spending hundreds of years with the old man Taiyi in the Qiankun circle, the rest of the time was trapped in the cave by Shiji, and he didn't know much about human relationships.Seeing that Nezha was hostile to the Li couple, he only regarded them as bad people.When he got down from the Wutai, he walked around the Li couple, and when Li Jing was not paying attention, he kicked Li Jing from behind.

Seeing his father being bullied, Nezha was instinctively unhappy, and yelled at the Qiankun circle: "Is your diamond skin itchy again?"

Mrs. Yin took the opportunity to persuade: "Look, my son still cares about you." She turned her head, winked at Qiankun circle, and said with her mouth: "Kick him, keep kicking him, use some strength!"

Huntianling on the side could see it clearly, he rolled Nezha on the martial stage and brought it directly to the Li couple.

Qiankun circle looked at Nezha, then at Mrs. Yin, his bald and shiny head couldn't figure out the current situation after thinking about it, so he kicked Li Jing again in a daze.

Li Jing staggered a step, but was firmly supported by Nezha.

Mrs. Yin secretly gave Qiankun a thumbs up, and blinked mischievously.

Nezha helped Li Jing to stabilize, and turned to find Qiankunquan to settle the score, but Qiankunquan was dragged away by Huntian Ling and fled for his life.

In Madam Yin's opinion, the gathering of the three of them is more important than anything else.Seeing that Nezha was still carefully holding onto Li Jing's arm, she smiled and said, "That's right! Zha'er was able to walk when he was born, but he walked unsteadily, and your father stretched out his hand behind you to protect you." I thought I would fall, but I didn't expect to walk more steadily and faster, and finally your father couldn't catch up with you." After speaking, he and Li Jing looked at each other and smiled.

Nezha remembered what Ao Bing said, and looked at Li Jing with softer eyes. After a while, he called out, "Father!"

"That's right!" Mrs. Yin held Nezha's arm affectionately, looked him up and down, and said, "My son has grown so tall all of a sudden, even a mother can't adapt to it!"

Nezha replied: "It's thanks to Ao Bing. If he hadn't helped me control the magic pill, I might have been a child for the rest of my life." Suddenly thinking that his life was only three years, his eyes dimmed.

When mentioning the Dragon Clan, Li Jing's face pulled instantly, and he said sharply: "From now on, you are not allowed to associate with the Monster Clan. The Monster Clan has bad intentions and hidden evil intentions..."

Nezha immediately interrupted: "I don't allow you to say that about him! Ao Bing is my best..." Facing the four eyes looking straight at him, Nezha opened and closed his lips without making a sound.

Nezha and Ao Bing's intimacy and even sexual behavior flashed in Li Jing's mind. Surprised and angry, he stepped forward, grabbed Nezha's shoulder, and asked loudly, "Nizi, what do you want to say?"

Li Jing's unceremonious attitude aroused Nezha's rebellious attitude, he shook Li Jing's hand vigorously, and also replied loudly: "Ao Bing is my only friend, and even more so, the only love in this life."

Li Jing's finger was on Nezha's face, trembling: "Nizi...Nizi, do you know what you're talking about!"

Mrs. Yin stood in front of Nezha and grabbed Li Jing's hand: "My son is better than anything else, why are you so angry?"

Li Jing said angrily: "My Li family is full of loyalty and loyalty from generation to generation. I am a minister and a son, serving the country and the people, and never dare to go beyond the rules. The descendants, regardless of gender, are all upright and innocent. A torch that destroys Qing's reputation?"

Nezha said: "What you worry about all day is the clean reputation of the Li family. Have you ever worried about whether I have enough food and clothing? Whether I am happy or hurt? If the reputation of the Li family is really so important, you simply don't recognize my son. That's it!"

Before he finished speaking, Nezha received a crisp slap on the face, but it wasn't Li Jing who hit him, but Mrs. Yin.

"Since you left home privately, your father hasn't had a good night's sleep. One time he was looking for you outside for three days, and when he came back, he was harassed by foreigners. Your father didn't have enough rest..."

Li Jing said: "Stop talking."

Mrs. Yin asked back, "Why didn't you tell me?" Turning to Nezha, "The horse was frightened, your father was thrown to the ground, his chest was trampled by the horse several times, and he could only get off the ground a few days ago. But when I heard about you, I didn't care about the wound." It just so happened that when I came to see you bumping all the way, I grinned my teeth in pain and yelled all the way."

Li Jing turned his face to the side, his cheeks were slightly red: "Nonsense, why did you scream all the way."

Mrs. Yin slapped Li Jing's chest with her backhand. Li Jing immediately wrinkled his face, covered his chest, and bent down.

"Standing around waiting to dry?" Mrs. Yin slapped Nezha on the head again, "Don't go and help your father!"

Close blood relatives, many emotional entanglements, all in silence.

Back in the room, when he opened the door, he saw a fat Taoist lying on the couch, with his breasts exposed, sleeping soundly.

Mrs. Yin said softly: "Why did Master Taiyi follow?"

Nezha frowned, Master Taiyi was the stinky Taoist priest who taught Li and his wife to divert the catastrophe, what was he doing here?

Hearing the sound, Daoist Taiyi snorted and opened his eyes slightly: "Why didn't the baby come back to spread it!"

Mrs. Yin said: "Master Daoist, this is Nezha!"

Hearing this, Master Taiyi's eyes widened immediately, he jumped off the couch, and walked around Nezha: "It's unbelievable, the baby is so big!" Suddenly he stretched his head in front of Nezha, "You Did you steal some medicine, or did you take some great fairy's panacea?"

Nezha was afraid that the real Taiyi would be unfavorable to Ao Bing, so he pushed him aside: "It's none of your business."

Mrs. Yin hurriedly smoothed things over: "Master Daoist, we are a little tired when we come from Chentangguan. What's the matter, can we talk about it tomorrow?"

"Okay, okay!" Daoist Taiyi walked out while waving his hands, "I'm going to drink first!"

At night, Nezha was worried and ran to find Ao Bing.But it was pitch black in the palace, and the palace people said that the three of them had already returned to the East China Sea.

Nezha was extremely disappointed and was about to leave when he saw a blue fluorescent light flashing beside the bed.Pulling away the quilt, it turned out to be the left-handed conch.

Nezha stroked the conch, and said softly, "Bing'er." He couldn't help but get down on the bed, embraced the quilt, and buried his face deeply, as if what he was holding in his arms was his Bing'er.

Before he knew it, Nezha fell asleep, and in the dream someone was stroking his hair, extremely gentle.

"Bing'er?" Nezha was talking in his sleep in a daze, turning his head to the side, his eyes opened slits, and his lacquer-like eyes sparkled in the dark night with watery eyes.

"Zhaer."

Nezha's heart tightened, fearing that this person would leave, he stretched out his hand to grab that person's wrist: "Don't go, Bing'er...don't go!"

"Don't go, don't go." The man patted Nezha's shoulder soothingly with the other hand, "Zha'er, I'm not Ao Bing, I'm mother."

Nezha opened his eyes and stared blankly at Mrs. Yin, as if he was still asleep.After a while, his eyes slowly focused: "Mom?" With a slightly disappointed expression on his face, he let go of his hand. "Why are you here?" Nezha asked.

"You're not in the room, I'm worried." Seeing that Nezha was silent, he asked, "Where's Ao Bing?"

"Let's go!" Nezha said, "Now you are happy!"

Mrs. Yin smiled: "That's a pity, I still want to see that child."

Nezha raised his head: "Really?"

Mrs. Yin scratched the tip of Nezha's nose: "The person my son likes can't be wrong."

"Dad..."

"He's an old pedant, and it's normal if he can't accept it for a while." Mrs. Yin patted Nezha complainingly, "You too, you have to be strategic when you tell your father, and hit him with a big stick as soon as he comes up. It would be strange to accept it!"

Nezha couldn't help laughing "hehe" when he heard Mrs. Yin standing by his side.

Mrs. Yin saw that Nezha had put down her guard, and took advantage of the situation to ask, "Where did this Ao Bing come from? Is he treating you well?"

Nezha said proudly: "He is very kind to me. He not only taught me how to practice Taoism, but also helped me subdue Huntian Ling and Qiankun Circle. In the world, he is the best to my son except for parents!"

"You also know that your parents are good to you?" Mrs. Yin pushed Nezha and asked again: "Do you like him?"

Nezha said categorically, "Of course."

"Then he likes you too?"

Ao Bing didn't say it explicitly, but the high and mighty Third Prince Long was willing to submit to others. If it wasn't because of his liking, what could it be?

Thinking of Ao Bing's appearance, Nezha couldn't help but smile slightly: "Of course."

Mrs. Yin was silent, looked at her son with a face full of spring, and sighed: "I heard that the third prince Long is a dragon and a phoenix among people, and today I can see him. His temperament and appearance are far better than the rumors. If you two are really together Together...it can be considered...a perfect couple." Madam Yin showed a worried expression, "Ke'er, does he really like you?"

Nezha clenched the conch in his hand, and nodded solemnly.

Early the next morning, Li Jing was summoned by King Zhou.

Nezha has nothing to do, and competes with Huntianling and Qiankunquan in the courtyard.Master Taiyi was lying on the grass basking in the sun, looking sideways at the three of them from time to time.

Nezha is hard to beat with four hands, and is pressed by Hun Tianling and Qiankunquan every step of the way. Behind him is the palace wall, and he seems to have nowhere to go.

Daoist Taiyi smacked his lips and said: "The baby's kung fu is not good enough, it's because I haven't found a good master!"

It would be fine if it was just about Nezha himself, but even Ao Bing was not spared in the words, which was really harsh.

Hmph, aren't Huntianling and Qiankun Circle the fetishes of Taiyi Fat Dao?The young master will let you see how your little apprentice is beaten to the bum!