The pastoral life of the lucky cat

"Why hasn't this guy woke up yet? Isn't he playing dead?" Shi Qi impatiently kicked the bird in front of him.

"Wow, you vicious guy, you still want to kick him, do you think I've been scolded enough?" Pigeon Gugu hurried over and pushed Shi Qi's evil claw away.

After hearing what the female bird said, they roughly guessed the ins and outs of the matter, but the male bird lying on the ground never woke up, and the two cats simply took him home.

Just now I heard Cuckoo talk about the whole thing, the pigeon has tried very hard to hide the embarrassing part of it, but it is really too difficult, he is still ashamed.

It was a long way to go home, and it took a while for Cuckoo to tell stories. As a result, the bird still didn't wake up after being put on the ground.

This made Shiqi, who was still a little guilty, a little impatient. Could this bird be pretending to be dead? How could it have been so long without waking up?

"I said how about this, anyway, if you protect him so much, why don't you wait for him to wake up, and you two can be together." Shi Qi squatted beside him, thinking of a bad idea for the pigeon.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not that kind of casual bird, I only like beautiful female birds!" Pigeon Goo Goo got angry all of a sudden, and he came up angrily and wanted to slap Seventeen, an outspoken bird. Excessive little leopard cat.

However, in the next second, he was pressed under the paws by Seventeen.

Seventeen doesn't feel guilty now.

"Then you told us yourself that you are now rejected by the birds in the mountains. The female birds fly away when they see you, and the male birds fly over to peck you when they see you. Isn't there no way?" Ten Qi said and glanced at the little white cat next to him, the little white cat still felt a little guilty.

"But...but I'm trying to remedy it now. If the remedy is successful, they won't reject me like this anymore." The pigeon stammered.

To be honest, even if the lucky kitten hadn’t come out like this, in fact, those birds in the mountains would not have much possibility to accept him again, but there is still a little, a little bit of possibility. There is no possibility.

If you must specify it, it is probably the possibility that it was originally 0, and it may become a negative number now.

"You should have a good idea of ​​the chances of success." The little leopard cat pushed the pigeon impatiently. This pigeon is really annoying. It's obviously his own fault, and now it's causing Xiao Zhaocai I feel very guilty.

Just as they were pushing and shoving, the male bird on the ground finally woke up bit by bit.

"Don't worry about it anymore, I think you two are destined." Shi Qi was still there to persuade the pigeon. The male bird on the ground was going to get up, but after hearing the cat's voice, he continued to pretend died.

"Talk about it yourself, did you not find any little female birds when you went to the mountains, and you basically hang out with this guy?" Shi Qi continued to guide the pigeon's thinking.

Pigeon Cuckoo stopped talking, because it was true. In fact, he still saw a few females at the beginning, but after he became notorious, bah, but after he was completely misunderstood.

Every time he went, nine times out of ten he would meet this male bird in front of him, and every time, almost every time, he was the one who drove him out of the forest.

What Shi Qi said was not wrong, he had indeed spent a relatively long time with this male bird.

But so what? !

Then he spent even more time with the kittens!

"You must have not watched many TV dramas, and novels, all of which are acted and carried out in this way. At the beginning, they were happy enemies who were incompatible with each other. Gradually, they paid too much attention to each other, and there was a difference. love." Seventeen said, and glanced at Zhaocai again.

Zhaocai is also thoughtful, after all, he is also a kitten who often likes to watch TV dramas.

Lucky Kitten nodded, yes, it was all right in the TV series.

"Think about it carefully, do you look at this guy differently from other birds?" Shi Qi tried to persuade.

Pigeon Gu Gu almost jumped up to refute, but when the little leopard cat said this, his expression was too serious, and he couldn't help but follow the cat's train of thought.

If he ignores what kind of affection it is, he does have unusual feelings for this bird.

Isn't that right?

It's just this bird chasing and biting him every day. Obviously, this guy himself didn't catch that beautiful little female bird. There are many suitors for that little female bird. He is just one of them, not the most competitive one. That, and the results are always so positive.

Doesn't Pigeon Gugu bother him the most?That, of course, was most unusual for him.

But this is different from the feeling of being in love. Before he could say anything, Shi Qi spoke up immediately.

"You see, what I said makes sense, so you two can digest it internally." Shi Qi vigorously patted the bird.

The male bird on the ground finally couldn't listen any longer, and he got up with a grunt.

He didn't understand it at first, but now he understands everything. After working for a long time, this cat and a bird are actually trying to trick him.

My God, the female bird doesn't like him, and even comes to fuck him!

"Who is different from him, who wants to be with him? I like a beautiful female bird, so what does it have to do with him?" The little bird was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

"That's what Gu Gu said just now, before you woke up." Zhao Cai, who had been silent for a while, suddenly interjected.

"So what?" the bird poked its neck and asked Zhaocai.

He was asking this question out of sheer courage, because he still had the fear of the kitten throwing him to the ground and wrapping his head completely in the kitten's mouth.

"Not much, I'm just explaining this fact." The little white cat shook his head, his expression was quite calm and calm.

After he finished speaking, he squatted on the side again and did not move. He was really just talking.

It's just that there is nothing wrong with making money, but the two birds feel that something is wrong.

If the two kittens had had a violent fight with them, the matter might have passed.

However, the attitudes of the two kittens were very calm, which caused the two birds to have nowhere to vent their anger, and they could only hold back in the end.

They were forced to cool down together, the anger made them unable to let their minds go blank, and they couldn't help but start thinking about this issue along the lines of Shiqihe Zhaocai just now.

They do seem to regard each other as their own unusual existence.

The two birds thought about it for about a minute, and they subconsciously looked at each other, and their eyes just met.

Pooh!

The two birds hurriedly averted their eyes and glanced sideways, but their hearts beat involuntarily.

Both birds began to think wildly. To be honest, in their bird group, there are many little gays, not only little gays, but also Sayuri.

Even higher than other animals.

Even among the objects of pursuit of the female bird pursued by this male bird, there are many, many female birds pursuing her.

Not only that, he actually has two or three male suitors himself, but he never thought about that aspect, now that he was suddenly told by this kitten, he felt a little flustered.

Seventeen nodded in satisfaction.

Regardless of the final outcome of the two birds, he had achieved what he wanted, so Shi Qi turned around and asked Lucky Cat to go out and play with him.

"Don't take it to heart, you are giving them an assist. When we come back, maybe the two of them have already made it. Even if they don't, it must be a pigeon. This fat bird is too fat, people don't like it, you Don't take it personally." The Seventeenth Cat licked the little white cat several times as soon as it went out.

It's just that the white cat's hair is a bit long, so it's not very convenient to lick it.

After Shi Qi said that, Lucky Cat was happy again.

He was originally sad that his pigeon Gu Gu had lost his last chance, but after Shi Qi said this, he felt relieved.

……

Originally, Shi Qi said this just to relieve the guilt in the little white cat's heart, but he didn't expect that after they went out to play for a while, when they came back, they saw two birds, two birds, standing on the square outside.

Are you two chickens?Why not stand on a tree but on the ground?

Shi Qi couldn't help complaining in his heart, but he soon stopped caring about it, because the two birds did something more terrifying than being like two chickens.

In the beginning, the distance between the two birds was at least ten meters. Their heads turned one to the left and the other to the right. Anyway, they didn't look at the middle or at each other.

After about 20 seconds, the two birds moved to the middle at the same time a little bit, really only a little bit.

That's one small step for two birds, one giant leap for their love!

The little white cat's eyes were bright, and he pressed Shiqi next to him, afraid that Shiqi would make any noise and disturb the two birds falling in love.

The two birds, who didn't know what scenery they were looking at, moved to the middle after a while.

This time they took bigger steps, and their rhythm became clearer.

Seventeen is almost suffocating, no, he won't really make a couple, he's just joking, these two birds are too immoral, they were rivals in love before, and they turned around and got together Yet?

Is it more than three hours in between? !

Just as they were lurking, the chicken and duck brigade led by the big white goose outside also came back, and the lucky kitten quickly sprinted back.

The chickens and ducks stopped making any sound in an instant, so the two birds continued to move closer to the center without distraction. After another 5 minutes, the distance between their two bodies was only a few centimeters.

The little leopard cat found out that they were really a match made in heaven, the tacit understanding was too high, they actually stretched out a wing at the same time and touched together.

The two birds seemed to have been electrocuted. After touching each other, they quickly retracted their wings, and the angle of the two heads turned sideways was even wider.

As if it was just an accident.

Seventeen: "..."

Shi Qi thought about it carefully. If he and Zhao Cai did the same thing, would they have a chance of success?

He actually hesitated, yes, he hesitated!

He gasped, and couldn't believe that the tacit understanding between him and the little white cat might not be as good as these two birds that just came under his beak and became a pair in a daze. This is really terrible.

After the wings of these two birds touched together, they quickly separated again, and the two free-range chickens quickly walked sideways for a long distance, and returned to the original ten meters.

Shi Qi immediately showed a toothache expression. These two birds are quite good at playing. Is it really the first time they are in love?

Why are you so skilled.

Zhao Cai next to him showed a very strange expression.

"Aren't they already together?" Zhaocai, a kitten who can only hit straight balls, couldn't understand what they were doing at all.

In his opinion, when these two free-range chickens touched their wings just now, they should have established a relationship. Why did they separate again?

This is fun.

Shi Qi didn't answer the question of recruiting money, but reflected on himself.

He felt that although the kitten Zhaocai could only hit straight balls, how could he not try harder.

Even the two birds who were originally deadly rivals knew how to play tricks, but he and the little white cat only went straight to each other, which was impossible.

He had to rely on his own efforts to enrich their relationship and increase the freshness between them!

The little leopard cat swore secretly in his heart.

"Then I'll go back today." Just as the two kittens were thinking about each other, the two birds there were talking in the air again.

So said the male bird whose species is not yet known.

"Well, today is Sunday, and tomorrow is Monday. I'm going to school with Qianqian and the others." Pigeon Gu Gu replied.

The two free-range chickens turned their backs and did not look at each other, as if they were talking to the air.

After speaking this paragraph, the male bird flew up and flew towards the direction of the mountain, but when it reached a tree not far away, he stopped on the trunk.

Pigeon Cuckoo also glanced at that place, and then the bird flew away slowly.

Pigeon Cuckoo looked at his flying away figure, and was sure that he had flown far away, then suddenly covered his mouth with two wings, and let out a terrible obscene laugh.

"Hehe~hehe~hehehe!"