Sao Nian, draw your knife!

Zhang Ming held the three chopsticks and shook his wrist to beat the egg white in a circle. Liu Luyang couldn't bear to slap the table after watching it for 5 minutes.

"What are you doing?"

"Why do you keep your eyes?" I want to say that I do laundry, would you believe me.

"Someone celebrates his birthday? Why don't you go out and buy one?" Do-it-yourself mother-in-law, Liu Luyang, the straight man of steel, expressed that he couldn't understand the world of crooked boys.

After all, he is a late-stage straight male cancer patient who is determined not to cook.

"Give it away, don't worry about doing it yourself."

"Damn, you're really getting more and more motherly now."

Zhang Ming picked up the eggbeater and threw it over, while Liu Luyang hugged his stomach and pretended to be weak and groaned.

"Oh... I'm hurt, it takes many bottles of wine to soothe my young heart..."

"roll!"

Zhang Ming flipped through the guide, and his eyes were stingy to reward Fa Xiao who had a lot of drama.I came to kick the door of his house early in the morning, shouting "If you don't open the door again, I will kick it" while kicking, but the movements of my feet were not idle at all.This three-bedroom house is one of Zhang Ming's favorite properties. He personally designed the inside and outside of the house. Even the door is custom-made with red walnut wood brought back from North America. Zhang Ming reluctantly invited people out because he was the only grandson in the old Liu's house.

Liu Luyang couldn't wait for comfort and put down the eggbeater, and he lay on the table like a cat who couldn't make love.

"The big weekend is so boring, let's ask Shengzi to go out for a walk, isn't Gouzi a new bar, let's go for a walk."

"Shengzi went on her honeymoon, don't you know?"

"What honeymoon?"

Was it his understanding of honeymoon? ?

"I went out with Gu Yi to get the certificate, and I played around outside by the way, and I should arrange a table for dinner when I come back."

Damn, he's going to flip the table, he's going to call the police!

Liu Luyang accepted the incompetence with a face, "You guys, this bend of yours is too unexpected, you forget it, you were bent in high school after all, but I lived with Gu Yi for four years, 360 five days multiplied by four plus one, After graduating, he became a crooked boy! He even kidnapped my cute little brother!"

"You really dare to put gold on your face."

Zhang Ming sneered, put down the beaten eggs, added warm milk to it, and then put it in the microwave to heat for 30 seconds.

"I've been hurt! You're married, you're married, and there's this one who rushes to make cakes for others. Life, you're so stupid."

"If you're capable, hurry up and find a true love." You can't afford to run to his house every three days.

"Have you found it? My girlfriend and I are stronger than gold."

"Love is stronger than gold? Why do I feel that your partner who is more in love with Jin Jian this month is different from last month?"

"Ahem, shut up."

Lost your sister's Zhang Ming, thanks to my girlfriend who praised you for being handsome.

Liu Luyang lay on the table and deliberately turned on the keyboard sound, typing and chatting with his girlfriend. Zhang Ming was calm about what he should do. It's far away, but barely readable.Finally, six strawberries were placed, and the boxes were carefully put on.

When the work was done, Zhang Ming started to chase people away. He was going out, so he was very worried that Liu Luyang would be alone with his wine cabinet.

While walking, Liu Luyang complained that he valued sex and despised friends, calling Zhou Dang a disaster for the country, and when the car drove away, he threw Zhang Ming with a face full of car exhaust.

I'm so angry that I still have to keep smiling, Zhang Ming pulled the corners of his mouth with a fake smile, and persuaded the villain who was burning with fire in his heart to put down the butcher knife that wanted to chop Liu Luyang for now, put the cake on the passenger seat, Zhang Ming started the car and went straight Zhou Dang's residence.

The hangover Zhou Dang just got up from the bed, covered his dizzy head, poured himself a large glass of water, and fell down again.He touched the phone by the bedside and saw that it was 10:30. He vomited cleanly from what he had eaten last night. Strictly speaking, he had not eaten two meals and had a third meal. His stomach had already started to wave flags in protest.

Opening the takeaway software, Zhou Dang ordered a large portion of potato flour, ten skewers and a bowl of millet porridge for himself. He wanted to make up for his first two meals at one time, so he took the number of servings x 2, and then lay on the bed and waited for the cute takeaway boy. Brother came to knock on the door, and he didn't want to move a finger until the younger brother arrived.

After touching for about ten minutes, the doorbell rang. Zhou Dang just praised in his heart that the delivery speed is very fast now. When he opened the door and saw Zhang Ming's face, he reflexively wanted to close the door again.

Zhang Ming put his hand on the door frame, and asked him what the action of opening the door meant with his eyes.

"Hi, good morning."

"..."

"Well, come in and sit?"

Zhang Ming handed him the cake and went straight into the house. Zhou Dang's one-bedroom was pitifully small. Zhang Ming's two long legs were nestled on the narrow single sofa. No matter how he looked at it, Zhou Dang felt that he was neglecting others.

"What do you drink? Water or tea? I don't have any drink here."

"Water."

Zhou Dang hurriedly rushed to the kitchen with his slippers on, one of the thermos bottles was empty, and the other was empty as well. He was not at home during the day and came back to sleep at night, so he couldn't remember the matter of boiling water.

After filling the electric kettle with water and turning it on, Zhou Dang snorted and came out to explain to Zhang Ming, "I'm sorry, there is no hot water at home. I just turned it on."

"It's okay, I'm not thirsty, come and sit with me for a while."

Zhou Dang looked at Zhang Ming's upturned two long legs and the sitting and lying space in his home where there was only a small sofa and only a bed left. Considering that sitting on the floor was not realistic, he took the small bench in the bathroom where he usually sat and washed clothes. He took it out and sat down opposite Zhang Ming.

Zhang Ming: "..."

Zhou Dang's cotton slippers are quite old, and they are no longer effective in keeping warm. He simply thought of them as slippers for walking back and forth in winter, but now in front of Zhang Ming, he couldn't help but shrank his feet back.

Why did he buy such ugly slippers in the first place? !

In order to break the embarrassment, Zhang Ming had nothing to say, "Have you not worked recently?"

"Ah, there is one. Tomorrow, I heard that there will be a variety show to promote "Youth Story"."

"be careful."

"Okay." It's not on a prank show, why should you pay attention to safety?Zhou Dang kept an eye out, planning to wait for Zhang Ming to leave and Baidu to check whether the program he was going to needed to buy protective equipment or something.

After all, the boss said, pay attention to safety.

"Zhou Dang,"

"exist."

"I... bought too much cake and brought it to you to eat." The villain in Zhang Ming's heart began to sharpen his knife, he wanted to chop himself to death.

"Thank you, have you eaten, or I'll cut it up."

Zhou Dang opened the cake, only to realize that something was missing. There were no necessary knives, forks, small plates, or candles, and it was obvious that no apprentices had done this craft.

Zhou Dang didn't make a sound, Zhang Ming was probably tricked by someone, how embarrassing it was for him to speak clearly.

"Hahaha, it must be some stupid employee who forgot to prepare tableware for you. It's okay, I have plates and kitchen knives at home."

Zhang is confused: "..." Damn it, no one told him to prepare these things. If that idiot Liu Luyang doesn't go to his house, maybe he can remember to go out and buy them. It's all because of his car exhaust that makes people stunned. up.

Zhou Dang cut two pieces with a kitchen knife, and gave the plate with two strawberries to Zhang Ming. Well, it was the first time he saw someone eating a cake with chopsticks on a porcelain plate, and he was considered the first in history.

"Zhou Dang,"

"What's wrong?"

"I……"

"Maybe my takeaway has arrived." Zhou Dang put down his chopsticks and went to open the door. Sure enough, the delivery guy was waiting at his door with big bags and small bags.

"Hey brother, your doorbell doesn't work, why didn't I hear the pinch?"

"Yes, it has been a long time, thank you."

"Mushi, if you can give me a five-star praise, I will be awarded."

"Okay, no problem."

Zhou Dang came back with three bags, took out the things one by one and placed them on the small log table between the two of them.

"Just treat it to me for lunch, although it's a bit crude."

Seeing that he bought double copies of everything, Zhang Ming asked curiously, "How did you know I was coming?"

"I don't know, I bought this for myself..."

"..." We have been separated for many years, and our appetite has grown.

Zhou Dang opened a box of porridge and held it in his hand. He picked up a strawberry and chewed it in his mouth. He didn't have the slightest sense of not eating or sleeping. He asked while chewing, "What did you want to say?"

"Let's make up."

The author has something to say:

Irresponsible Little Theater

Liu Luyang: I will take the blame for this!I'll do it!I'm guilty of delaying your purchase of a fork!

Zhang Ming: Knowing mistakes can make a big difference

Liu Luyang: I can go to you oooooooxxxxxx