Tianshi's Baby Boyfriend Catching Guide

Guijing Lake doesn't know its depth at first glance, but no one would guess that there is such an astonishing depth of water hidden under the seemingly calm surface of the lake.

Bei Fan joyfully hugged the delicious human being in his arms, and swam back to the deepest part of the lake swaying left and right. He swam obliquely all the way, curving like a drunken crab.

But he didn't swim like this on purpose, it's because he hit his forehead a little hard just now, which made him feel dizzy even now, so he had to hang and jump with his eyes closed, following the scene of double images in front of him , which makes his swimming routes in the water full of artistic sense.

The most important thing is that as long as he sticks to this human being, he can feel the vigorous spiritual power of this human being, and the endless sweet spiritual breath will nourish the water ghost and make him feel comfortable all over.

This breath is so wonderful that Bei Fan doesn't know how to describe it. He thinks of the water pouring into the lake from the spring at the bottom of the lake. This human being is as refreshing, clean, ice-cold and fragrant as the spring, and is more fragrant than the fish and shrimp in the lake. All the crabs are more delicious when eaten in one bite.

Bei Fan has dominated the lake for these years, and has never seen such a baby as a "human being". As long as he thinks that he can finally have a full stomach for the first time after being hungry for so long, Bei Fan can't stop being happy, and even Wagged his tail.

After swimming for a while, he buried his nose in the man's arms and took a deep breath. He continued his life all the way back to his lair at the bottom of the lake. Because the aura was so tempting, the water ghost couldn't control it several times, and he almost killed the man on the spot. Weak humans make shredded sashimi.

This is because Bei Fan has a habit of dragging everything he likes back to his lair in Hudi Lao to lie down and enjoy it slowly, not to mention the rations he holds in his arms, such a big one is enough for two meals!

He has never eaten human beings before, and with such a bumper harvest today, he naturally wants to go back to the nest to study how to eat them.

The lake water under tens of meters was hard to reach by daylight, and there was only darkness left, but Bei Fan still had enough vision ability in the darkness. place.

Bei Fan's favorite place is a large flat rock at the bottom of the lake, and a row of glowing beads are inlaid on the wall next to it, which looks very different in the dark lake water.Bevan threw the young man over the rocks and swam several laps excitedly before falling back on him to study the feeding patterns of this new species.

Bei Fan raised his paw, poked the man's skin lightly, and immediately felt relieved.The outer skin looks quite soft, much softer than the shell of the thousand-year-old bastard at the bottom of the lake. His teeth should be able to bite through without too much effort, so it doesn't seem to be a big problem.

He grabbed one arm of the ration, happily showing a row of small fangs, and bit down... without moving.

Bei Fan raised his head in astonishment, the shell of this weak human being is so hard?His proud teeth didn't even leave a trace on his flesh!

This problem is very serious, Bei Fan pulled himself together, showing the size of his original fangs, carefully aimed at the place he was biting just now, and bit down hard again!

...and then bit the iron plate.

The reaction force from his teeth almost knocked Bei Fan away, he patted the meat he bit off with his claws in shock, not to mention the broken skin and bleeding, there was not even a mark left!

How could this be?

The water ghost, who has always had a simple mind, is now forced by life to carry out complex thinking and exploration. He squeezed and kneaded the whole body of the ration in doubt, and finally came to a conclusion suddenly - this human body These cloths must have played an important role.

The water ghost pushed back his hair and looked at his body. He was naked there, without any strange things on humans. Presumably, as long as these weird cloths were removed, he would be able to eat smoothly!

Bevan moved as he said, without delay, and immediately sat down on the rations, concentrating on tearing up those strange looking things.

The sharp points on his claws were exposed, and the ration T-shirt was torn in half, and a half-sleeved top with excellent texture was smashed into scraps of cloth under the sharp claws.

After peeling off the shell, the meat of this large ration is exposed, and it looks very strong.Bei Fan poked it with his paw. He was distracted and thought about it at such an urgent juncture. He seemed to prefer meat with a little more fat content. For example, the fatty fish in the lake tasted better than the meat. Lean fish is much better.

...Then if we raise this human to be fatter, will it taste better?

After a second thought, Bei Fan made a decision, of course not to raise it!Eat early and refresh early.

He laughed happily, showing his neat fangs, and bit down again.

...It's just that this time he still failed to succeed, a firm and powerful palm pressed against his forehead, preventing his face from getting any closer.

The change was so sudden that Bei Fan was so frightened that he retracted his fangs. He knew how much strength he had used in the sneak attack just now, but why did this weak human being wake up so quickly? coming?

The human celestial master who regained consciousness propped up his upper body with his arms, and rubbed the back of his neck that had just been hit hard. When he lowered his head, he saw the shards of cloth on his body that had been broken into performance art, and paused subtly , asked with a slightly hoarse voice: "What are you doing?"

Bevan understands the human language, but he has never spoken it before. He speaks human language not very proficiently, and gives a heartfelt answer: "Eat...I want to eat you."

Bevan, who was lying on the human body, answered this question, and then bared his fangs again. Just as he was about to touch the fragrant flesh, he was stopped midway again.

As soon as he woke up, he saw two rows of teeth that reached his face. This human celestial master still looked calm under such a visual impact, with a kind of calmness and composure.

He looked at the waterfall-like long hair of the big beauty lying on his body, and even touched it with his hands in a good mood. The human man's heroic eyebrows were slightly raised, and the voice he spoke slowly was lazy and very The textured bass is hoarse and sultry, "... Eat me? We just met for the first time, are you going to be so enthusiastic and proactive?"

Bei Fan didn't understand, why should he not be enthusiastic and proactive when encountering the food he likes?Why are human problems so strange?

He looked at this strange man intently, with a pure and innocent puzzlement on his face: "I want to eat you."

The lake water made his voice a little distorted, but he could still hear the protracted tone, and the flat ground bloomed like a coquettish softness. Humans looked at him for a while, with a little smile in their eyes, and then lazily opened their mouth again: " I know, you wiped me for a long time just now, there is no way I can't feel it...Besides, you are so beautiful, and you are willing to throw yourself into your arms, so I am naturally happy too. "

Shui Gui felt that when he said this, there was a little indescribable depth in his eyes, as if his words also meant something, but Bei Fan didn't understand anything, so he could only tilt his head and look at it with innocent eyes. with him.

The man smiled silently, and tentatively stretched out his hand to twist a strand of black hair that Bevan draped over his body.Bevan realized that he didn't intend to attack him, and his tense body relaxed.

When the water ghost calmed down, even the long hair in the water became tame, and the human's fiery palm felt the smooth and flexible hair passing through the fingers, leaving a comfortable moist coolness.

The Celestial Master, who was crushed by the water ghost, introduced in an unhurried tone: "My name is Mang Ming, and I am a human being. Let's be fair, I told you my name, and now you should also tell me your race."

Hearing this, Bei Fan has completely lost his patience. What is this human mother-in-law?As long as the rations are obediently waiting to be eaten, how can they have a say?

Bei Fan showed a pair of neat small fangs, put his claws on the heaving chest of the food, and threatened fiercely: "Don't grind, you, will you eat?"

Mang Ming stared at Bei Fan's face, his throat moved slightly, and his hoarse voice was extremely charming: "...here."

Bei Fanke, who finally got this promise, was happy, and showed all his fangs again, opened his ferocious mouth, and bit the artery of the prey's neck again, ready to send him to the west with one bite.

Unexpectedly, the human being who agreed to be eaten just now hugged Bevan's head with both hands to prevent his sharp fangs from falling down, with a careless joke in his expression, and his tone was leisurely and leisurely: "Good boy, Even if you want to eat, you have to retract your teeth a little bit, and when doing this kind of...socialist in-depth and intimate communication, you should also control your strength..."

Bei Fan was very irritable, he gritted his teeth, and let out a threatening growl from his throat, as if he was accusing cunning human beings of breaking their promises: "You, you let me eat you!"

Facing this little water ghost who doesn't understand human affairs, Mang Ming not only became more playful, but also more patient than usual.He thought for a while, and even with Bevan on his body, he relied on his waist and abdomen strength to complete a difficult weight-bearing sit-up, "Of course I will eat it for you, you can eat it now, I am also very curious... What the hell are you."

The pure-minded water ghost showed an overjoyed expression, and he didn't pay any attention to the black hair on his back, a pair of fiery human palms, and started a wonderful journey of species exploration...

According to Mang Ming's request, Bei Fan withdrew most of his teeth, leaving only his strongest and sharpest pair of small fangs, and did not make them bigger - the strength of the teeth has nothing to do with the size, since this human being agreed to be If he eats it, he won't resist anymore, so even if he uses this pair of miniature fangs, Bevan can still bite through his neck, tear his skin, and peel off his flesh.

This time, Bei Fan didn't save any energy, and used all his strength to eat the ration that he had been coveting for a long time with the most ferocious force!

Then... Bei Fan heard a soft, crisp, "click" sound.

Seeing the water ghost on his body solidify, Mang Ming took the initiative to get close to Bei Fan who was buried in his shoulder for eating, and said in a low and hoarse voice with a slight smile: "Why did you stop...the atmosphere is so good, Let's continue."

Bei Fan still didn't move, he seemed to have seen something absolutely incomprehensible with his own eyes, and the corners of his charming eyes, which were originally curved upwards, were stared into a circle by him at this moment.

He stretched out his small claws to catch it, and he caught half of the small tooth that fell from the air. It was fresh out of the oven, but the section was not very neat.

Bevan: "..."

Mang Ming's hand was forced to stop halfway through his wonderful journey of exploring species. His hand was stuck in the knotted hair and he couldn't get out. This water ghost's hair volume is really amazing.He stretched out his hand and asked repeatedly, "What's your name?"

This question brought Bei Fan back to his senses, and he jumped out of Mang Ming's body in a blink of an eye. He didn't look at the way when he fled in a hurry, and unexpectedly bumped into the corner of the stone wall at his own risk. Surrounding the back road, the whole ghost froze immediately.

Befan, who has only experienced the growth of a beast since he became conscious, in his understanding of the world, "if you can't beat others, you will be eaten" is an iron law of survival, but now he uses all his strength, but even this " Weak humans" couldn't even bite through their skin...and even broke a small piece of their own teeth!

Why does such a soft skin have such incomprehensible hardness?

Are all human beings this scary?

The water ghost Bei Fan finally realized that he was no match for this human at all, just like the fish and shrimps he devoured in the lake these years, he was about to suffer the same fate!

The human celestial master still looks calm and composed, but after standing up, he lowered his head to look at his body, and generously removed the post-modern performance art cloth strip hanging on his body, showing his smooth Body line, he looked at the beauty wrapped in her hair in the corner of the stone wall, and asked naturally and generously: "The clothes are all torn, why did you run away? You were so enthusiastic just now, didn't you want to eat mine?"

Seeing Mang Ming approaching him, Bei Fan stared vigilantly and said, "You...are you going to eat me?"

Mang Ming's handsome eyebrows raised, and he said teasingly: "That's fine, since you want me to take the initiative... I have no objection."

Bei Fan didn't understand the meaning of another layer in this sentence, he only thought that Mang Ming simply wanted to eat.

But as a tyrant at the bottom of the lake, how could he accept his fate so easily, and then sit and wait for death?

He felt the little jade pen hidden under his paws, which he had just pulled from Mang Ming's neck in the chaos, and felt that he could rescue it again.

Bei Fan stretched out his paw and pointed to the direction behind Mang Ming, "Behind you... there is someone behind you!"

Such clumsy acting skills achieved unexpected results by accident. Mang Ming actually turned his head in response. At the same time, he reached out to touch the magic weapon around his neck, and made a gesture of preparing to attack.

... but touched an empty space.

The lake sparkled behind him, and he didn't see the thing that had been vigilant since he entered the water.Mang Ming turned his head as if realizing something, and went to look for Bei Fan who had bluffed him.

There was nothing but calm water waves behind him, and that little water ghost who lied to people and money... as expected, escaped.

The author has something to say: Bei Fan: Diao-playing ghosts, inhumane (~O△O)~

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