Mao Tuan always wants to attack me
Chapter 99
"Gudong Gudong..."
Sitting in front of the small table, Xiao Yuntian looked at the various delicacies on the table, feeling itchy in his heart, but forcibly stopped himself from eating them.Fortunately, he is still able to control himself in the form of a human being. If he becomes in the form of a hairball, his gluttonous nature may not be able to stop him.
Bai Shuyu was sitting opposite him, eating a small plate of steamed shells.He ate very slowly and gracefully. He first pried open the shell, then picked off the seasoning on it with a toothpick, and finally cut off the shell meat in the shell with a knife and put it in his mouth.Wipe your lips with a napkin after each shell you eat.Eat another one.
Not long after, Xiao Yuntian had already eaten several dishes of delicacies, but Bai Shuyu was still fighting with that plate of shells.
"Your Majesty, you eat very slowly."
"That's natural..."
Xiao Yuntian smiled and said, "I'm so anxious to see it."
Bai Shuyu ignored his smile, still eating shells slowly and gracefully, insisting on his slow rhythm.It’s no wonder—it was the first time in the past six months that Bai Shuyu was so leisurely and relaxed. There is nothing wrong with enjoying life well.
"Speaking of..." Bai Shuyu wiped his lips with a napkin, and looked at Xiao Yuntian, "Why do you eat so little? Has my gluttonous hairball changed its nature?"
"'Eating' is naturally a great pleasure in life, but you can't eat too much and eat in moderation." Xiao Yuntian scratched his chin, "But I agree with the emperor's eating rhythm. When eating, you have to eat slowly. Eat, savor carefully."
Perhaps this is the most suitable way to eat.
"It's a good realization to be able to restrain yourself and maintain a healthy body."
Bai Shuyu gently stirred the fresh vegetable soup with a small spoon, suddenly thought of something, and said to Xiao Yuntian: "In two days, Syracuse will hold a parade ceremony of the beasts, and you still need to dress up to attend."
"Huh? Parade Ceremony? And this one?"
Hearing what the emperor said, such an image unconsciously appeared in Xiao Yuntian's mind: the prisoner locked in a wooden prison car with disheveled hair, and the surrounding people threw tomatoes, eggs, rotten vegetables and leaves at him...
——Wait, wait, it doesn't seem like it should be this "parade", right?
Seeing Xiao Yuntian's confusion, Bai Shuyu explained: "This is the tradition of the Bai Kingdom. After the contracted beast soul of the Royal Beast Seal has been awarded the title of 'Shen Guo Shen Beast', it needs to be worshiped and worshiped by the people of the whole country. The land of the Bai Kingdom is vast. It is difficult to travel around the country, so we temporarily set up the parade in Syracuse."
He said again: "I should have completed this ceremony after you contracted the beast seal, but the world is unpredictable, and before I took this into account, Bai Qiming rebelled and disrupted my original plan. So this time, wait After the home country is safe, I will make it up for you. Just in time, let the people of the Bai country see the appearance of the beast in the country."
Hearing that the emperor said that this ceremony was specially made up for him, Xiao Yuntian was a little moved.Maybe parading the streets would be fun?So he stopped questioning and went back to prepare according to the emperor's instructions.
The place where he is staying now is the newly built Palace of Familiar Beasts.On weekdays, when you have nothing to do, you can move around in the form of hairballs, and by the way, you can get spiritual power.When it is necessary to "transform", it will gather spiritual power and turn into a human form.
In the new beast palace, as before, many small rooms were built for the emperor's beasts to live in. Mao Tuan lives in one of them, and its neighbors are also old acquaintances - quilt lizard and coiled snake .And when Xiao Yuntian transformed into a human form, he temporarily lived in a hidden side hall of the Palace of Beasts, and three or five attendants took care of his daily life and other affairs.
After the reset, the emperor himself had important affairs to deal with every day, but Xiao Yuntian was surprisingly leisurely, either turning into a ball of hair to sleep or turning into a human form to chat with the emperor.What he was looking forward to to work in the Ministry of Animal Control unexpectedly progressed very slowly.I don't know why the official documents that let him take office have not been approved for a long time.
Two days later in the early morning, Xiao Yuntian yawned and walked out of the side hall. When he opened the door, he saw the emperor standing at the door.
"Xiao Yuntian, why did you wake up so late? The parade will be held in another hour."
Xiao Yuntian unconsciously glanced at the sky.Seeing the newly bright sky in midsummer, he rubbed his eyes: "Your Majesty, it's just dawn, right? I woke up early enough."
"It takes a long time to prepare." Bai Shuyu said, and ordered to the followers behind him: "Green up the fairy group."
"Ah? This, this... okay." Xiao Yuntian had no choice but to release his spiritual power slowly, completely "shrinking" his form into a ball of hair.
The next hour is the intense bathing and dressing session.However, after getting used to the method of bathing, I also found it quite enjoyable - the royal soap used in the palace is very high-grade, and a lot of bubbles are rubbed between the thick fluff of the hairball.The soft body lay on his back in the soft bubbles, relying on the large and small bubbles and his own buoyancy in the water to float.
Mao Tuan'er enjoyed the massage and scrubbing from the attendants, closed his eyes and rolled in the bubbles, showing a happy and smug smile.
After bathing, blow dry the fluff, comb the soft fur on the round body, and then put on a festive golden dress.The freshly dressed Shuangxue Xiantuan appeared in front of everyone, causing a burst of amazement.
Bai Shuyu expressed satisfaction with Maotuan's appearance.With an order, Mao Tuan was carried into a small open carriage.The four sides of the carriage are open, which is convenient for the onlookers to see the figure of the beast; the power of the small car is provided by the snow-patterned flying dragon—according to the emperor, the flying dragon volunteered to pull the cart for Mao Tuan'er's parade ceremony.
This buddy is really loyal!
What made him even more unbelievable was that the quilt lizard and the coiled snake also came.Moreover, the quilt lizard obtained permission from the emperor to voluntarily play the role of flower girl for the parade ceremony of the Frost Snow Fairy Troupe.
The old cadre carried a small flower basket in his hand, and followed Mao Tuan's car all the way to sprinkle flowers all the way. As for the coiled snake—well, Xiao Yuntian didn't know why it came here, because it didn't have a flower in its mouth. The flower basket did not show any intention of knowing himself, it looked more like he was here to accompany the quilt lizard to go shopping.
Surrounded by flying dragons clearing the way, quilt lizards spreading flowers, coiled snakes making soy sauce, and a hundred palace guards behind, Mao Tuan lay on the small car, and the group strode out onto the street.
The front and back ritual bands beat gongs and drums, and the loud music attracted countless people around to watch.Residents in Snow City raised their hands according to the guards' instructions, and shouted: "The heroic beast, the fairy group is a thousand years old!"
The slogan is a bit shameful to the ears, but the people are full of enthusiasm and great energy!
Mao Tuan was lying on the convertible car, watching the people along the street cheering, very moved.It raised its front paw and waved it at the people around it, which immediately caused a commotion among the crowd.
"Ah, the fairy group has waved its claws!"
"It's waving at me!"
Mao Tuan'er simply stood upright, lying on the fence of the car, stretched out two front paws, and waved at the enthusiastic shouting people below.
"Hurrah!" Thank you everyone!
"The fairy group has spoken! Listen, it's calling!"
Crowds filled the entire street in front of the palace.When passing through a crossroad, Xiao Yuntian found a group of women in front of them, all holding bamboo baskets of the same style in their hands, waiting in a neat line.
According to the previous emperor's confession, this is the link where the beasts and the people have fun together.After the trolley pulling the hairball approached, the women took out the food in the small bamboo baskets and threw them into the trolley.
"Snoring!" Wow, a lot of pastries are flying towards me!
Mao Tuan'er was so excited that he stretched out his front paws to catch the successively thrown cakes accurately.But later, the two front paws were already full, and another piece of tea cake was thrown. Mao Tuan had no choice but to stick out his long tongue, wrap the whole tea cake in mid-air, and swallow it into his mouth.
"Wow ha ha ha ha! Miao zai Miao zai!"
There was applause from the crowd, as if surprised by the action of it sticking out its tongue.
However, as more and more people were feeding, it was too late to catch the hair ball even with hand and mouth, so I could only watch a candy fly over my head and land on the ground, with my mouth full He snorted depressingly, feeling helpless.
After being thrown a cart full of food, Feilong pulled the cart and continued to move forward, but Mao Tuan, who had a keen hearing, suddenly noticed a faint cry from the crowd.It turned its face away, and saw a little girl standing in the crowd, holding a small basket in her hand, and crying.
It hurriedly stopped the flying dragon, turned around, and purred to the little girl.
What's wrong with you, kid?Why are you crying?
Following the direction of Mao Tuan's gaze, people turned to the weeping girl one after another, unconsciously stepping out of the way.The little girl stood there, looking timidly at the crowd around her, she was so frightened that she was about to cry.
Maotuan jumped out of the car, and Gululu ran up to the little girl.
"Snoring?"
Unexpectedly, the "divine beast" ran in front of her in person, and the little girl was in a panic.Mao Tuan showed a warm smile and stretched out his front paws to her.
Seeing that the hairball was not scary at all, but rather cute, the little girl stretched out her hand tremblingly, and touched the soft pad of the hairball.An older girl next to him said to Maotuan: "Just now she threw the candy she made herself to Xiantuan, but she missed it and dropped it on the ground, so she cried in sadness."
"Snoring..." It remembered the candy that flew over its head before.The little girl was probably sad because the candies she carefully made were not eaten by Maotuan.It quickly rolled a few times, quickly found the lost candy on the ground, and then ate it in front of the little girl.
"Snoring!" Mao Tuan gave the little girl a thumbs up.Candy is delicious!
Seeing Maotuan's silly and cute smiling face, the little girl laughed through her tears, and took out all the candies from the small basket on her hand, and fed them to Maotuan.And the hairball was naturally unceremonious, eating three of them in one bite, and ate them all.
Although the candy made by children is relatively raw, the hairball can taste the warmth contained in it.After eating the candy, Mao Tuan held the little girl's hand with his front paws, motioning her to stroke his fur.
"Wow... the fairy group is so soft!"
The other children around also gathered around curiously, seeing that the little girl was lucky enough to touch the hairball, they were very envious in their eyes.The hairball also laid down generously on the ground, revealing its round belly.
"The beast is so cute!"
"The fur is so thick and soft!"
The adults wanted to step forward to stop them, but seeing that Mao Tuan himself agreed, they stopped talking.The children gently touched the round body of Maotuan, and finally, they lifted the dough together with one hand and the other.
"Let's take the fairy group for a parade!" A child boldly suggested, "Let's walk the rest of the way together!"
"However - Xiantuan, would you like it?"
The hairball shook its hair, it was naturally happy.Wouldn't it be more "happy with the people" to be in close contact with people than sitting in a car and listening to the cheers of the people?Going to the grassroots, going to the grassroots, of course, is to enter the vast ocean of the people!
Amidst the laughter of the children, Mao Tuan'er was carried to the middle of the street.Finding that everyone was very excited, the hair ball simply stood upright and danced in the open space in the street.Standing upside down, rolling, turning in circles... the chubby dancing posture caused greater fluctuations around, and people cheered.
"Fairy Mission! Fairy Mission! Fairy Mission!"
……
Can make people laugh heartily, Xiao Yuntian feels that he is worthy of being a "National Beast".
In the distance, Bai Shuyu was on the small tower in front of the palace, witnessing all that happened on the street.Seeing the snow-white figure twirling and dancing heartily among the crowd, the normally cold emperor also had a faint smile on his face.
Living a life without worries, this is the greatest blessing in the world, right?
Sitting in front of the small table, Xiao Yuntian looked at the various delicacies on the table, feeling itchy in his heart, but forcibly stopped himself from eating them.Fortunately, he is still able to control himself in the form of a human being. If he becomes in the form of a hairball, his gluttonous nature may not be able to stop him.
Bai Shuyu was sitting opposite him, eating a small plate of steamed shells.He ate very slowly and gracefully. He first pried open the shell, then picked off the seasoning on it with a toothpick, and finally cut off the shell meat in the shell with a knife and put it in his mouth.Wipe your lips with a napkin after each shell you eat.Eat another one.
Not long after, Xiao Yuntian had already eaten several dishes of delicacies, but Bai Shuyu was still fighting with that plate of shells.
"Your Majesty, you eat very slowly."
"That's natural..."
Xiao Yuntian smiled and said, "I'm so anxious to see it."
Bai Shuyu ignored his smile, still eating shells slowly and gracefully, insisting on his slow rhythm.It’s no wonder—it was the first time in the past six months that Bai Shuyu was so leisurely and relaxed. There is nothing wrong with enjoying life well.
"Speaking of..." Bai Shuyu wiped his lips with a napkin, and looked at Xiao Yuntian, "Why do you eat so little? Has my gluttonous hairball changed its nature?"
"'Eating' is naturally a great pleasure in life, but you can't eat too much and eat in moderation." Xiao Yuntian scratched his chin, "But I agree with the emperor's eating rhythm. When eating, you have to eat slowly. Eat, savor carefully."
Perhaps this is the most suitable way to eat.
"It's a good realization to be able to restrain yourself and maintain a healthy body."
Bai Shuyu gently stirred the fresh vegetable soup with a small spoon, suddenly thought of something, and said to Xiao Yuntian: "In two days, Syracuse will hold a parade ceremony of the beasts, and you still need to dress up to attend."
"Huh? Parade Ceremony? And this one?"
Hearing what the emperor said, such an image unconsciously appeared in Xiao Yuntian's mind: the prisoner locked in a wooden prison car with disheveled hair, and the surrounding people threw tomatoes, eggs, rotten vegetables and leaves at him...
——Wait, wait, it doesn't seem like it should be this "parade", right?
Seeing Xiao Yuntian's confusion, Bai Shuyu explained: "This is the tradition of the Bai Kingdom. After the contracted beast soul of the Royal Beast Seal has been awarded the title of 'Shen Guo Shen Beast', it needs to be worshiped and worshiped by the people of the whole country. The land of the Bai Kingdom is vast. It is difficult to travel around the country, so we temporarily set up the parade in Syracuse."
He said again: "I should have completed this ceremony after you contracted the beast seal, but the world is unpredictable, and before I took this into account, Bai Qiming rebelled and disrupted my original plan. So this time, wait After the home country is safe, I will make it up for you. Just in time, let the people of the Bai country see the appearance of the beast in the country."
Hearing that the emperor said that this ceremony was specially made up for him, Xiao Yuntian was a little moved.Maybe parading the streets would be fun?So he stopped questioning and went back to prepare according to the emperor's instructions.
The place where he is staying now is the newly built Palace of Familiar Beasts.On weekdays, when you have nothing to do, you can move around in the form of hairballs, and by the way, you can get spiritual power.When it is necessary to "transform", it will gather spiritual power and turn into a human form.
In the new beast palace, as before, many small rooms were built for the emperor's beasts to live in. Mao Tuan lives in one of them, and its neighbors are also old acquaintances - quilt lizard and coiled snake .And when Xiao Yuntian transformed into a human form, he temporarily lived in a hidden side hall of the Palace of Beasts, and three or five attendants took care of his daily life and other affairs.
After the reset, the emperor himself had important affairs to deal with every day, but Xiao Yuntian was surprisingly leisurely, either turning into a ball of hair to sleep or turning into a human form to chat with the emperor.What he was looking forward to to work in the Ministry of Animal Control unexpectedly progressed very slowly.I don't know why the official documents that let him take office have not been approved for a long time.
Two days later in the early morning, Xiao Yuntian yawned and walked out of the side hall. When he opened the door, he saw the emperor standing at the door.
"Xiao Yuntian, why did you wake up so late? The parade will be held in another hour."
Xiao Yuntian unconsciously glanced at the sky.Seeing the newly bright sky in midsummer, he rubbed his eyes: "Your Majesty, it's just dawn, right? I woke up early enough."
"It takes a long time to prepare." Bai Shuyu said, and ordered to the followers behind him: "Green up the fairy group."
"Ah? This, this... okay." Xiao Yuntian had no choice but to release his spiritual power slowly, completely "shrinking" his form into a ball of hair.
The next hour is the intense bathing and dressing session.However, after getting used to the method of bathing, I also found it quite enjoyable - the royal soap used in the palace is very high-grade, and a lot of bubbles are rubbed between the thick fluff of the hairball.The soft body lay on his back in the soft bubbles, relying on the large and small bubbles and his own buoyancy in the water to float.
Mao Tuan'er enjoyed the massage and scrubbing from the attendants, closed his eyes and rolled in the bubbles, showing a happy and smug smile.
After bathing, blow dry the fluff, comb the soft fur on the round body, and then put on a festive golden dress.The freshly dressed Shuangxue Xiantuan appeared in front of everyone, causing a burst of amazement.
Bai Shuyu expressed satisfaction with Maotuan's appearance.With an order, Mao Tuan was carried into a small open carriage.The four sides of the carriage are open, which is convenient for the onlookers to see the figure of the beast; the power of the small car is provided by the snow-patterned flying dragon—according to the emperor, the flying dragon volunteered to pull the cart for Mao Tuan'er's parade ceremony.
This buddy is really loyal!
What made him even more unbelievable was that the quilt lizard and the coiled snake also came.Moreover, the quilt lizard obtained permission from the emperor to voluntarily play the role of flower girl for the parade ceremony of the Frost Snow Fairy Troupe.
The old cadre carried a small flower basket in his hand, and followed Mao Tuan's car all the way to sprinkle flowers all the way. As for the coiled snake—well, Xiao Yuntian didn't know why it came here, because it didn't have a flower in its mouth. The flower basket did not show any intention of knowing himself, it looked more like he was here to accompany the quilt lizard to go shopping.
Surrounded by flying dragons clearing the way, quilt lizards spreading flowers, coiled snakes making soy sauce, and a hundred palace guards behind, Mao Tuan lay on the small car, and the group strode out onto the street.
The front and back ritual bands beat gongs and drums, and the loud music attracted countless people around to watch.Residents in Snow City raised their hands according to the guards' instructions, and shouted: "The heroic beast, the fairy group is a thousand years old!"
The slogan is a bit shameful to the ears, but the people are full of enthusiasm and great energy!
Mao Tuan was lying on the convertible car, watching the people along the street cheering, very moved.It raised its front paw and waved it at the people around it, which immediately caused a commotion among the crowd.
"Ah, the fairy group has waved its claws!"
"It's waving at me!"
Mao Tuan'er simply stood upright, lying on the fence of the car, stretched out two front paws, and waved at the enthusiastic shouting people below.
"Hurrah!" Thank you everyone!
"The fairy group has spoken! Listen, it's calling!"
Crowds filled the entire street in front of the palace.When passing through a crossroad, Xiao Yuntian found a group of women in front of them, all holding bamboo baskets of the same style in their hands, waiting in a neat line.
According to the previous emperor's confession, this is the link where the beasts and the people have fun together.After the trolley pulling the hairball approached, the women took out the food in the small bamboo baskets and threw them into the trolley.
"Snoring!" Wow, a lot of pastries are flying towards me!
Mao Tuan'er was so excited that he stretched out his front paws to catch the successively thrown cakes accurately.But later, the two front paws were already full, and another piece of tea cake was thrown. Mao Tuan had no choice but to stick out his long tongue, wrap the whole tea cake in mid-air, and swallow it into his mouth.
"Wow ha ha ha ha! Miao zai Miao zai!"
There was applause from the crowd, as if surprised by the action of it sticking out its tongue.
However, as more and more people were feeding, it was too late to catch the hair ball even with hand and mouth, so I could only watch a candy fly over my head and land on the ground, with my mouth full He snorted depressingly, feeling helpless.
After being thrown a cart full of food, Feilong pulled the cart and continued to move forward, but Mao Tuan, who had a keen hearing, suddenly noticed a faint cry from the crowd.It turned its face away, and saw a little girl standing in the crowd, holding a small basket in her hand, and crying.
It hurriedly stopped the flying dragon, turned around, and purred to the little girl.
What's wrong with you, kid?Why are you crying?
Following the direction of Mao Tuan's gaze, people turned to the weeping girl one after another, unconsciously stepping out of the way.The little girl stood there, looking timidly at the crowd around her, she was so frightened that she was about to cry.
Maotuan jumped out of the car, and Gululu ran up to the little girl.
"Snoring?"
Unexpectedly, the "divine beast" ran in front of her in person, and the little girl was in a panic.Mao Tuan showed a warm smile and stretched out his front paws to her.
Seeing that the hairball was not scary at all, but rather cute, the little girl stretched out her hand tremblingly, and touched the soft pad of the hairball.An older girl next to him said to Maotuan: "Just now she threw the candy she made herself to Xiantuan, but she missed it and dropped it on the ground, so she cried in sadness."
"Snoring..." It remembered the candy that flew over its head before.The little girl was probably sad because the candies she carefully made were not eaten by Maotuan.It quickly rolled a few times, quickly found the lost candy on the ground, and then ate it in front of the little girl.
"Snoring!" Mao Tuan gave the little girl a thumbs up.Candy is delicious!
Seeing Maotuan's silly and cute smiling face, the little girl laughed through her tears, and took out all the candies from the small basket on her hand, and fed them to Maotuan.And the hairball was naturally unceremonious, eating three of them in one bite, and ate them all.
Although the candy made by children is relatively raw, the hairball can taste the warmth contained in it.After eating the candy, Mao Tuan held the little girl's hand with his front paws, motioning her to stroke his fur.
"Wow... the fairy group is so soft!"
The other children around also gathered around curiously, seeing that the little girl was lucky enough to touch the hairball, they were very envious in their eyes.The hairball also laid down generously on the ground, revealing its round belly.
"The beast is so cute!"
"The fur is so thick and soft!"
The adults wanted to step forward to stop them, but seeing that Mao Tuan himself agreed, they stopped talking.The children gently touched the round body of Maotuan, and finally, they lifted the dough together with one hand and the other.
"Let's take the fairy group for a parade!" A child boldly suggested, "Let's walk the rest of the way together!"
"However - Xiantuan, would you like it?"
The hairball shook its hair, it was naturally happy.Wouldn't it be more "happy with the people" to be in close contact with people than sitting in a car and listening to the cheers of the people?Going to the grassroots, going to the grassroots, of course, is to enter the vast ocean of the people!
Amidst the laughter of the children, Mao Tuan'er was carried to the middle of the street.Finding that everyone was very excited, the hair ball simply stood upright and danced in the open space in the street.Standing upside down, rolling, turning in circles... the chubby dancing posture caused greater fluctuations around, and people cheered.
"Fairy Mission! Fairy Mission! Fairy Mission!"
……
Can make people laugh heartily, Xiao Yuntian feels that he is worthy of being a "National Beast".
In the distance, Bai Shuyu was on the small tower in front of the palace, witnessing all that happened on the street.Seeing the snow-white figure twirling and dancing heartily among the crowd, the normally cold emperor also had a faint smile on his face.
Living a life without worries, this is the greatest blessing in the world, right?
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