The day of confrontation with Zha Gong

"what--"

Screams resounded through the sky.

Yu Baoyuan could only hear Lu Yang shouting in the sharpest and harshest voice ever: "Damn it, this dog man really agreed? Did he really agree? Really? Are you bluffing me?"

Yu Baoyuan handed him the mobile phone, and watched Lu Yang frantically catch it: "Why did I lie to you, you can see for yourself."

Lu Yang held the phone like holding a baby, looking at the chat interface.

Every word and sentence is exactly the same as what Yu Baoyuan said.

"This time, you're going to have a good time." Yu Baoyuan smiled, "Now you are officially together with this dog man."

"Shut up!" Lu Yang raised his eyebrows and growled suddenly, "What kind of dog man, he is...my husband."

Yu Baoyuan rolled his eyes and almost didn't laugh.

After being tense to the extreme and encountering a big happy event, the feeling of blood rushing to his brain and wanting to explode made Lu Yang unable to calm down. He rushed to the window, pushed the window open, and walked towards the window. The vast sky already dyed with a trace of morning glow shouted: "I have a man one by one"

"It's a ghost in the morning, it's mourning!" The fat lady who lives downstairs sticks out her round head like a watermelon from the window, like a fat gopher poking out of a hole on a whack-a-mole machine, staring at a bull's eye Roaring, "It's amazing that you have a man? Why didn't you call CCTV for you? May the bream ⒉ the mantle be the cow "Oh," Lu Yang responded, the excitement in his heart turned into fighting power, "How are you, fat aunt? Where to go!Watching "Country Love" every night, the volume is loud, and you cry every day, like an old cow becoming a spirit, you can take a break! "

"You still dare to argue with my old lady? Do you think my old lady doesn't know what you have done?" The fat aunt glared angrily, leaning out more from the window, "If you want to quarrel again, I will go to the broadcasting room for you Let the whole neighborhood yell at you!"

Yu Baoyuan stood in the room, only watching Lu Yang and the fat aunt say a word, the knives coming and going, non-stop.

Not long after, the other residents who woke up also participated in the battle, leaning out of the window one by one, blaming each other.

"Fat aunt, last time it was your family who stole our [-] kWh electricity and took two cilantro from me. I have endured you for a long time."

"Nonsense, that's the electrical box that was modified by the old lady Li next door. That old lady picks to death, and she even stole my house's water tank丨"

"The person in Room [-] on the fifth floor, who told you to throw rotten eggs at high altitude yesterday, sleep like your mother said, come out and get beaten!"

The noise outside is getting more and more lively. With the brighter and brighter sky and the bustling city gradually waking up, this not-so-wealthy neighborhood is as usual, with a strong atmosphere of fireworks rising.

When the battle was at its most intense, Lu Yang slammed the window, quit the battle, and retired.

After such a meal of venting, he was able to release all the emotions that he couldn't release in his heart.He walked steadily to the bed and sat down leaning on Yu Baoyuan.

Yu Baoyuan pointed outside: "You let them quarrel like this, and you slipped away by yourself?"

"It's okay," Lu Yang shook his head calmly, "People in this building are arguing every day, even for all kinds of small things. Every morning, they quarrel across the balcony, and in the afternoon