Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Before the matter was explained clearly, Gu Wei was teased and ran away by Jiang Xun again.

[Love me, please send me money]: I will explain to you later.

Gu Wei decided to post on Moments to calm down first, complain about what happened to him in the past few days, let the brothers in the same group understand the true face under the emoji, sort out their mood, and then go back to explain to Jiang Xun.

When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to throw the pot away.

Gu Wei is an example.

Gu Wei picked up all the inventory in the phone, and found Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoticon pack.

With text——

"Let me tell you, this emoji is very hooligan. His head is full of pornographic waste, and he always wants to be crooked. Brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."

This time Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about [-] words in his hand, and between the lines were dissatisfaction and complaints about Jiang Xun's emoji. He specifically blocked Jiang Xun before clicking send.

"In a good mood?" Someone in the club where the TMW team was located knocked on the door of the training room.

Jiang Xun put down his phone, with a smile still in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"

"I'm passing by City H at work, so I stopped by to see you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown windbreaker, leaning against the door, "How's it going?"

"Very good." Jiang Xun said smoothly, "I just won the world championship, what's wrong with me."

"Draw one?" Chu Yi took out a deck of cards from his pocket and flicked it away on the table, "Pick one that pleases you."

"My mother contacted you again?" Jiang Xunle said, Chu Yi was Jiang Xun's neighbor when he was a child, and now he is an associate professor in the clinical counseling direction of Applied Psychology at University A.

"As a friend, take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his question and urged, "Quick pick, I still have work in the afternoon."

After hearing what he said, Jiang Xun picked out the card that he found pleasing to the eye from the cards scattered on the table, and handed it to Chu Yi.

"Doctor Chu, did you see anything?" Jiang Xun asked while leaning on the gaming chair.

"Why did you choose it, and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked back.

The card was a teal hue with some intricate color blocks twisted around it.

"Let me tell you?" Jiang Xun asked.

Chu Yi nodded: "Whatever you see is what it is."

Jiang Xun took the card back, and gave Chu Yi an answer according to the pattern he saw: "I saw a vortex, and there was a small boat in the vortex. I seemed to be on the boat, and here..."

Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."

Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "Are you planning to retire?"

Jiang Xun: "..."

Jiang Xun sat up straight: "You can."

"It's not difficult to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are 23, and you are almost at the age of retirement. What you project on this card is your confusion, your reputation, and your money. No shortage, what are you confused about?"

Confused about what?

Regarding dreams, or about future plans, Jiang Xun has some faint awareness.

"I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "But this winter's Asian Open will be finished, and the team still has a lot of things to deal with. There are a few good young trainees who have to be topped up. I guess the official retirement will wait until next year. "

"You seem to have found some enlightenment. It's not a big problem. Your mother didn't worry too much, so you can solve it by yourself." Chu Yi put away the card, "You saw the lighthouse in the vortex, why, did you meet your lighthouse? "

Inexplicably, Jiang Xun thought of Gu Wei in the short pen-hold video.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

"I really can't hide anything from talking to you." Jiang Xun said with disgust, "I recently met a very interesting kid."

As he said this, he remembered that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.

Gu Wei said something.

Are you not selling yourself?

Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Wei had sent him a new message, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on Moments——

What came into view was Gu Wei's profile picture, which was a Q version of Gu Wei drawn by fans.

The Q version of Gu Wei is chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and bent his eyes and made a gesture of begging for a hug. When Jiang Xun saw this profile picture, he curled his lips.

Then his smile froze on his face.

Under the Q version of the profile picture, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.

The eight self-disgusting selves formed a group in the form of emoticons, lined up in rows and columns, and raised their fingers to him outside the screen.

Are you thinking of farting.jpg

Quality Eight Company.jpg

Your face is crooked.jpg

You are ugly, you say first.jpg

In the middle is also surrounded by a black letter on a white background dedicated to major events.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Chu Yi: "..."

Against the backdrop of these nine emojis, Gu Wei discussed about [-] words around the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan", with clear arguments, reasonable arguments, and logical arguments.

At the end of this discussion, Gu Weihuan specially added a sentence: It is good for everyone to understand in their hearts, but not to say it out loud.

"You lighthouse... you are so brave." Chu Yi recalled the school bully Jiang Xun when he was studying, and applauded this little friend he had never met in his heart, "Which way are you on?"

Jiang Xun looked at the Q version of Gu Wei and the eight emojis of himself on the screen of the phone, took a deep breath and said, "My kid, it must be itchy."