Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

"Who is it?" Jiang Xun repeated his words.

"Get out of the car?" Gu Wei tried to divert the topic.

He planned to confuse this, but Jiang Xun was not so easy to deceive. Jiang Xun unzipped the zipper of his down jacket, and stretched his cool hand in along the corner of the sweater. Gu Weigang was about to protest, but somewhere on his chest Jiang Xun kneaded it gently.

Gu Wei's whole body trembled for a moment because of his movements, and he leaned even tighter on Jiang Xun's shoulder, making a sound that seemed to be begging for mercy.

"So who asked?" Jiang Xun didn't stop, and continued the topic.

"it's me."

"It's fine to admit it early, and it's not that I don't want to tell you." Jiang Xun let Gu Wei go after hearing the answer, "I said at the time that the unresolved accounts will be settled together later, does Gu Weiwei still remember? "

"Remember..." Gu Wei's voice was almost inaudible.

"Then we will count together later."

After Jiang Xun was satisfied, he stopped tormenting him. Gu Wei struggled back to the passenger seat. The two of them sat quietly in the car for a while, and neither of them spoke anymore. It's hard to go away.

Gu Wei leaned against the car window, trying to ease the heat from his body. The outside temperature was very low, and a layer of water mist formed on the car window. He stretched out his fingers to write and draw on the car window, and it took him a long time to realize that I wrote Jiang Xun's name.

"Get out of the car." After a while, Jiang Xun said angrily.

"Are you angry?" Gu Wei followed Jiang Xun's footsteps.

"I'm not angry, it's angry."

Gu Wei: "..."

It doesn't matter, just be angry, anyway, it's not the first time, so if you don't calm down, go back to the car and sit for a while.

Jiang Xun seemed to have something to do with the club, so he asked Gu Wei to wait for him at his seat. There was no one in the training room today, only Yi Qing was staring at the computer screen. Gu Wei moved the seat to watch Yi Qing train. .

The little girl was concentrating, and she was more irritable than usual when she was playing the game. She knocked on the keyboard and made a crackling sound. After she was done, she cursed at the voice channel: "Go away, Caibi, you still want to beat us TMW at your level."

Gu Wei: "..." Caibi felt offended.

The other party was obviously arguing about something, Yi Qing started to scold: "What kind of shit is out of place, you sprinkle a lot of rice on the keyboard, the chicken is better than you..."

When she turned around, she found that there was an extra person in Jiang Xun's position.

Gu Wei shook his hand and greeted her: "Hello."

Yi Qing: "..."

"Chicken, how can chicken be more coquettish than you? You are much better than chicken." Yi Qing's voice suddenly became gentle, and the other party was obviously stunned. People will always be good, trust you~"

"Sunny, did you take the wrong medicine?" Sunny suddenly stopped swearing, and the teammate who was scolded to be autistic just now expressed that he was not used to it, "Sunny, are you okay?"

Yi Qing choked out her voice and quit the game, turned her chair half a circle to look at Gu Wei behind her, she seemed calm on the surface, but her heart was full of barrage——

[My fan's elder brother is so good-looking, he can play without makeup, filming is too hard, and my elder brother has lost weight. ]

[What is your experience when you look back at idols after playing the game?Thank you, very cool. ]

[Hey, I feel like my life has reached its peak! ]

[What to do, idols saw the swearing, but luckily I am quick and witty. ]

[Gu Wei was abducted by the captain again, it’s over, I’m overwhelmed by sugar. ]

[Wait, what's that on idol's neck? ? ? ]

[That's... a hickey? ! ]

"The captain is too insignificant." Yi Qing blurted out, "He started bullying people just after you finished filming?"

"What's wrong?" Gu Wei asked.

Yi Qing took out a small mirror from her pocket, handed it to Gu Wei, and pointed to the position of her neck at the same time, Gu Wei took the mirror and found hickey marks on the side of her neck.

Gu Wei: "..."

No wonder Jiang Xun was so proud just now.

"Here, block it." Yi Qing stretched out her hand, and there was a colorful Band-Aid in her hand, "Are you going to live broadcast tonight?"

Jiang Xun definitely did it on purpose if idols can grow snacks.

"Thank you." Gu Wei took the band-aid, and used the mirror to cover the hickey on her neck. Seeing Yi Qing rubbing her forehead, she asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm fine." Yi Qing waved her hand, "I've overdone it, I'm a little dizzy."

The little girl with Nezha hair combed a lollipop from the table and put it in her mouth, leaning on the chair to look at Gu Wei.

"That's great." Yi Qing sighed from the bottom of her heart, "Weiwei, do you want me to sign it?"

"Yes." Gu Wei curled his lips and signed several support signs for Yi Qing.

"Why do you always have a lollipop in your mouth every time I see you?" Gu Wei asked a question that had puzzled him for a long time.

Yi Qing was taken aback for a moment, but still said, "I quit smoking."

"You smoke?" Gu Wei looked at Yi Qing in surprise. If I remember correctly, Yi Qing is one year younger than him.

"Not now, the captain won't give it up. It's very fierce once I see you." Yi Qing said, "Besides, my idol is so good, why should I not get rid of those problems."

Yi Qing stopped training and blew rainbow farts one after another at Gu Wei.

"Weiwei, do you know that chasing stars is to make us a better version of ourselves, when we are in a bad mood, looking at the smile of idols will feel healing."

"The little hedgehogs have always seen your hard work. We all want to bear your grievances for you."

"We know how good you are, and one day, you will be even more famous than you are now."

Gu Wei has seen many of these words on Weibo, but listening to people say it face to face, the feeling is still different. There is indeed a two-way magical connection between fans and idols.

"Weiwei come here." Jiang Xun knocked on the door of the training room, and glanced at the computer screen in front of Yi Qing, "Sunny is being lazy again?"

Yi Qing: "I didn't..."

"Add 3 hours, there are still problems at the assembly point, lack of cooperation awareness." Jiang Xun said, "I know you are good, but you still have to cooperate with your teammates."

"You're not human. I want to watch the live broadcast at night." Yi Qing complained, "You abducted him and didn't show me the live broadcast. I'm no longer a CP fan."

Gu Wei watched Jiang Xun close the door of the training room, only to realize that there was another person standing behind Jiang Xun.

"Hi Gu Wei, I've seen your concert video." The man greeted him.

This person's clothing and attire are very appropriate, giving Gu Wei a very close feeling.

Chu Yi glanced at the band-aid on Gu Wei's neck, and smiled silently.

"Weiwei, this is my friend Chu Yi from University A, who is engaged in the research of applied psychology." Jiang Xun briefly introduced Chu Yi to Gu Wei, and asked, "Would you like to talk to him about the things you are afraid of?" chat?"

Only then did Gu Wei understand Jiang Xun's intention for bringing him here, what he was afraid of, what he experienced, Jiang Xun took it all to heart.

"Yes." Gu Wei asked Chu Yi, "Can Jiang Xun come together?"

If Jiang Xun was here, there would be nothing he dared not face.

"Generally not, because the principle of confidentiality must be followed, but we respect the visitor's request." Chu Yi said with a smile, "So let Jiang Xun accompany you."

Chu also changed the arrangement of tables and chairs in an unoccupied room of the club, turning it into a temporary consulting room.

Gu Weixian filled out a scale according to Chu Yi's request, and watched Chu Yi check the scale's score.

"What is this?" Jiang Xun asked.

"BDI Depression Self-Assessment." Chu Yi said, "Don't worry, there are currently no symptoms of depression."

Gu Wei's grip on Jiang Xun's wrist loosened.

"What are you nervous about?" Jiang Xunle said, "I won't let you go if you have any problems."

"Do you still remember why you are afraid of sharp things?" Chu Yi asked, "Do you know the reason?"

Gu Wei shook his head, he had no impression.

"It doesn't matter, forgetting is a kind of protection." Chu Yi handed him a piece of white paper and a pencil, "Come and draw, draw three things on the paper, houses, trees and people, try not to draw stick figures."

Gu Wei took the paper, drew on it according to Chu Yi's request, and returned the paper to Chu Yi.

"Have you heard of the house tree test?" Chu Yi asked.

Gu Wei had never heard of it.

"Look at your paintings." Chu Yi spread the paper on the coffee table, "Usually we think that the left side represents the past, and the right side represents the future. The top is fantasy and the bottom is reality. The things you draw tend to be in the lower left corner. What do you think? What you describe should be the past you have experienced."

"Did your old house have no windows?" Chu Yi looked at Gu Wei's painting and asked, "Or, is a window in your heart closed to the outside?"

"Is there...?" Gu Wei was not sure, "My mother and I live in a small town in a county, so there should be windows."

But the memories of that time were not very clear to him.

"Is there no window, or is there something on the window that you ignored even the window?" Chu Yi continued to ask him.

The conversation went on for about 10-[-] minutes. When Gu Wei came out, he found that it was already dark outside. Jiang Xun and Chu Yi were still talking. He walked along the corridor and passed the training room of TMW. He heard it from a distance. Yi Qing cursed.

"Hurry up, don't affect my sister watching the live broadcast at night."

"There isn't a single one who can fight."

The cooperative awareness of sunny players still needs to be cultivated.

"Can his fear of sharp objects be resolved through systematic desensitization?" Jiang Xun asked.

"I don't agree with systematic desensitization. It's easy to relapse. You have to find the root of the problem. It should have something to do with his past." In the room, Chu Yi said to Jiang Xun, "Also, it should have something to do with his mother, who he mentioned just now When he was there, he lowered his head three times, you can take him back to the place where he used to live, and if there is any problem, come back to me."

"I see." Jiang Xun said, "Thank you for today."

"He may not be able to accept intimacy in the early days and would avoid it, but I think you have solved this problem." Chu Yi mocked, "Psychological counseling is not as efficient as yours."

"Thank you for the compliment, it's early, let's solve this pile of problems first." Jiang Xun waved his hands modestly, "I don't know when I will be able to go to bed, I'm thinking about how to eat, the kind that wants to make him cry."

Gu Wei, who had just come back from the end of the corridor, pushed the door half way: "..."