Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

For a while, the amount of information was a bit overwhelming, and Gu Wei was so frightened that the melon seeds and peanuts he was holding in his hand dropped all over the floor.

"Look how excited the child is." Luo Chenxuan said, "Leave it alone, I'll clean it up for you later."

Gu Wei stared at the three messages on WeChat, hesitated for a moment, and chose Chi Yunkai first.

[Love me, please send me money]: Moon cake, you mean, the elementary school students didn't add me?

[Shou De Yunkai sees the moon cake]: Yes, there shouldn’t be any, his profile picture is a potted cactus, I’ll think about the name.

[Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: Remember, the name is "Time Gone Never Returns".

[Shoude Yunkai Mooncakes]: [Business Card]

[Love me, please send me money]: ...

Gu Wei: "..."

Good-tempered like Gu Wei, at the moment he is not angry at all——

Chi Yunkai called a pot of cactus a childish head portrait?

Where did Chi Yunkai hook up with this kind of veteran cadre's style of elementary school students.

Return him/her time is gone forever.

Click on the circle of friends, and the signature is still "rolling the Yangtze River to the east".

Where did Chi Yunkai find such a vicissitudes elementary school student?

The one with a wild way is actually his own rapper.

Gu Wei rubbed his eyes and continued to think.

The problem now is that the cactus didn't come, but Pikachu came and chatted enthusiastically with him all night.

Question: Who is Pikachu?

Who on earth did he sell the caring service for one night, and he even called him a little baby.

He now has a vague premonition.

Gu Wei didn't need to know who he called baby.

Gu Wei quit the chat with Chi Yunkai, and clicked on his father's.

[Love me, please give me money]: heavy heart.jpg.

[Love me, please send me money]: Dad, please send me the WeChat business card of the engagement partner you mentioned so I can take a look.

[Gu Cai]: Huh?

[Gu Cai]: Let me ask Aunt Song.

[Gu Cai]: [Business card]

Gu Wei: "..."

On the WeChat business card sent by his father, there was a bright Pikachu head, with four large characters next to it, one hundred thousand volts.

Gu Wei felt that he might not be far from dying.

If what he added was not the primary school student, but the betrothed object who jumped out of the crack of the rock, then what the hell were they talking about the night before.

Gu Wei wanted to cry but had no tears.

[Love me, please send me money]: Didn't I ask you to refund it?

[Gu Cai]: When did you say that?

The drunk can't remember.

[Love me, please send me money]: Forget it, tell me what his name is.

Gu Wei decided to quickly apologize to others.

[Gu Cai]; Hey, I remember this time.

[Gu Cai]: It's called Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun, who won the world championship in some competition before, you young people should know him, I think young people like him very much.

[Gu Cai]; What's the matter with you, you are on the trending search together without even knowing their name, I just heard from Aunt Song that the two of you are on the trending search together.

[Gu Cai]: How about it, is Jiang Xun a nice person?

[Gu Cai]: Where are people?

[Gu Cai]: You child, why did you disappear while chatting.

Gu Wei: "..."

Gu Wei: "..."

What the hell?

Jiang Xun?

Was it Jiang Xun who he called the little baby?