Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Jiang Xun sits next to Gu Wei, watching Gu Wei chat in the group, the members of a certain boy group look colder than each other outside, and their personalities are more refined than each other, but everyone in the chat group has a smell of sand sculptures .

This is the truest appearance of the dazzling idols in the eyes of fans, including the kid beside him who is holding a mobile phone and laughing.

After Gu Wei sent the word "I" in the group, the group was quiet for 5 minutes.

5 minutes later--

[stone]: [screenshot]

[stone]: I said why Jiang Ying is looking for God in the inner world.

[stone]: Grass, why didn't I expect that Gu Wei is Jiang Ying's opponent, I said why this melon looks familiar for some reason, and it tastes inexplicably sweet.

[The sun in the morning]: I feel sorry for Jiang Ying for a second, but this melon is still delicious.

[Shou Deyun opens to see mooncakes]: Gu Wei never imagined that one day he would eat his own melon.

[Shou Deyun opens to see the moon cake]: Can I laugh.

[Morning Sun]: The organization approves your laugh.

[Shou Deyun opens to see the mooncakes]: Hahahaha.

[Love me, please give me money]: Hanhan's Spring.jpg

"What post did Jiang Ying post?" Jiang Xun saw the chats of several people, "Let me see?"

Gu Wei clicked on the link and handed the phone to Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun saw the inner world of his younger brother's struggle.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Jiang Xun: "His imagination is a bit rich."

And Jiang Ying is very busy, while posting on Weibo, he is still replying to netizens on the forum.

[Stationary box]: It's obviously a bit miserable, but I think hahaha.

[Skylight Cloud Shadow] Reply to [Stationery Box]: That's too much brother dei.

[Sunflower]: Well edited.

[Skylight Cloud Shadow] Reply to [Sunflower]: This is called life, otherwise you can make it up for me Kangkang.

[Moon cake cake]: Feel sorry for the landlord.

[Sky Light and Cloud Shadow] Reply to [Moon Cake Cake Cake}: Thank you for your distress.

[Mooncake cake] Reply to [Skylight Cloud Shadow]: No thanks, thank you for bringing us such delicious melons.

[Sunny Doll]: Light a candle for the landlord.

[Netizen 57464564]: Hanhan's Spring.jpg

[Netizen 65564564]: Knock on the head.jpg

[Sky Light and Cloud Shadow] Reply to [Netizen 65564564]: Brother?How did you get here? ? ?

Due to a small episode, the night was about to come to an end, and Gu Wei had to fly back to work the next day, so the two of them went to bed after washing up.Gu Wei, who was asleep, clutched the corner of the quilt, and leaned in Jiang Xun's direction unconsciously.

It was already late autumn, and when Gu Wei was sleeping, he couldn't help but put his hand out, the temperature in the room was not high, Jiang Xun thought for a while, then picked up Gu Wei's hand, and stuffed it back.

The child was very obedient when he was asleep, but thinking that such obedience was the result of the drug, Jiang Xun felt distressed.

Gu Wei said that when he was in high school, he had emotional problems.

Although he didn't know much about this field, Jiang Xun also knew that Gu Cai's handling method at that time was really not a good decision, but this decision finally made them meet.

Jiang Xun decided to ask what was going on. Gu Wei fell asleep, so Jiang Xun didn't call and found Song Jingxi's WeChat.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Mom, are you asleep?

[Song Jingxi]: No, I'm looking for someone to help Jiang Ying remove the trending searches.

[Song Jingxi]: What happened to Gu Wei's hot search just now? The children in our family cannot be bullied like this.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: I know, I'll handle it.

[One hundred thousand volts]: I want to know, what did Uncle Gu and you say about their engagement?

[Song Jingxi]: Finally know how to care about others?

[One hundred thousand volts]: Yes, so if there is anything else about Gu Wei, please tell me quickly.

Song Jingxi sent Jiang Xun several hospital diagnosis sheets and prescriptions, and also sent a voice message to Jiang Xun: "Look for yourself, the reason why you got engaged at the beginning was because he thought he had a good personality and could give you some refreshments. This way you won’t be working hard for your e-sports all day long, mild depression is not a big problem, it won’t affect his liking for you, and don’t let it affect your love for him.”

[One hundred thousand volts]: Well, I will take good care of him.

The diagnosis form Song Jingxi sent was several scales from the hospital, as well as brain topography and [-]-lead electrocardiogram. The medicine prescribed by the doctor was sertraline, and the diagnosis result said mild depression. The pictures were also forwarded to Chu Yi, who is an associate professor of applied psychology at University A.

Chu Yi called him directly.

Jiang Xun gently covered Gu Wei with a quilt, and went outside to answer the phone.

"Is it your child?" Chu Yi asked, "How are you doing?"

"Yes." Jiang Xun said, "What do you think of this diagnosis result?"

"SCL90 shows mild depression, SAS shows mild anxiety, difficulty falling asleep will cause awakening, brain topographical abnormalities are not obvious, but it's actually good. If I took medicine on time and didn't experience major life events, I should be much better now." Chu Yi Briefly explained the diagnosis to Jiang Xun, "What's more interesting is the sharp fear written here."

"Afraid of sharp objects?" Jiang Xun saw Gu Wei's black material bag, and knew that Gu Wei was blackmailed by the whole Internet after participating in the fifth episode of the variety show "Wandering Together", because Gu Wei buckled the embroidery and the needle together On the table, with a pale face, he quickly walked out of the room.

Now it seems that Gu Wei is not because of the "impoliteness" and "unreliable harmony" that netizens said, but because of fear.

"Let me see your children next time." Chu Yi said, "There should be a reason."

Jiang Xun thanked him and returned to his room. When he lay down, he reached out and took the child into his arms.

When Gu Wei opened his eyes in the morning, he found himself held in Jiang Xun's arms, surrounded by Jiang Xun's familiar aura, which made him feel at ease.So Gu Wei planned to rest easy for a while.

"Wake up and pretend to be asleep?" Jiang Xun's voice was right next to his ear, "Weiwei who doesn't want to work, what do you want to do?"

Gu Wei had to rush to work in the afternoon, so Jiang Xun had to wake him up.

Yesterday Chu also said that the low mood of depression will manifest itself as heavy in the morning and light in the evening. Jiang Xun discovered it when he was in the club dormitory earlier. Compared with other times, Gu Wei in the morning does seem a little unresponsive, and he is not too nervous. happy to talk.

Gu Wei reluctantly opened his eyes, and just about to get up, he felt Jiang Xun hug his waist, lift him up from the bed, and let him lean on.

"Does the twisted neck still hurt?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei tried to shake his head: "It doesn't hurt anymore..."

Jiang Xun picked up Gu Wei's white sweater and wanted to wear it for him.

"I can wear it myself." Gu Wei raised his spirits and protested softly.

"Sit down." Jiang Xun said, "I like to dress you."

Soon, Gu Wei discovered that it is not an easy and relaxing task for someone to help put on clothes. Jiang Xun will not just "dress" him. While helping, Jiang Xun rubs here and there, The interpretation of "like" is very good.

Gu Wei was so pinched by him that he wanted to hide, but Jiang Xun sensed the motive, and pressed the button back to complete the dressing process to the end.

"In a good mood?" Jiang Xun asked.

Being made such a fuss by him, Gu Wei felt that all the inexplicable disappointment when he just woke up was really wiped away.

Jiang Xun probably wanted to make him happy.

Is there anything he can do for Jiang Xun——

"Brother." Gu Wei curled his lips and called Jiang Xun in a low voice.

"Huh?" Jiang Xun looked up.

Gu Wei sat up straight, leaned forward slightly, leaned over, and gently touched Jiang Xun's side face with his lips.

It was a kiss without any passion, Gu Wei even just had this thought, and when he realized it, his body involuntarily moved first.

Gu didn't finish his small movements, and didn't wait for Jiang Xun's reaction. He grabbed the coat beside the bed and jumped out of the bed and ran, leaving Jiang Xun sitting by the bed alone, still not recovering.

"Weiwei!" Jiang Xun said angrily, "Do you not want me to go out!"

Jiang Xun: "Come back, I will teach you a lesson!"

It was already morning, and he was teased by the sleepy-eyed kid. Jiang Xun looked down at himself, and felt that the time to go out was probably delayed.

Gu Wei's flight arrived at the airport ahead of Jiang Xun, and met Jiang Ying in the airport lounge.

Gu Wei: "..."

I haven't seen each other all night, and my family seems to have accepted the reality.

"Come and sit." Jiang Ying greeted.

Gu Wei had no objection, sat down and closed his eyes to rest, but felt Jiang Ying approaching.

Gu Wei: "?"

"I thought about it." Jiang Ying said, "I'm still stupid. I thought you and my brother were wearing the same perfume."

Sorry for the first time.

"How did you guys get together?" Jiang Ying was curious, "When I didn't know."

"Because..." Gu Wei recalled that time and felt a little funny, "Because when I first added WeChat, there was a little misunderstanding."

Because of that misunderstanding that was comparable to cross-server chat, no one got the chance to divorce, and the relationship between him and Jiang Xun gradually had the following things.

"What are you doing?" Gu Wei glanced across Jiang Ying's phone screen. Jiang Ying was chatting with people on WeChat. The profile picture on the screen was very familiar, it was a pot of cactus.

Gu Wei was a little afraid of cacti, so he looked away, but he still asked, "Did you change your profile picture?"

He remembered that Jiang Ying's profile picture was a crab.

"No." Jiang Ying said, "Hush, this is my trumpet."

"You still play trumpet on WeChat?" Gu Wei admired.

"I'm so good at playing games, find a power leveler to train me up." Jiang Ying said, "It must be a trumpet, my brother is so good at playing games, but his younger brother wants to find a power leveler, if he finds out How embarrassing I am, and I am a traffic star, things like power leveling are small insurance."

"What's your WeChat name?" Gu Wei had a strange premonition.

"It's time to never return." Jiang Ying said proudly, "The signature is 'Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water', the head is a cactus, and the age is 9 years old. It looks like a primary school student, but it doesn't look like it. It is very confusing."

Gu Wei: "..."

"Have you ever sought out Big Watermelon for power leveling before?" Gu Wei still remembered the name of Chi Yunkai's little friend's online shop.

"Looked for it, and gave a WeChat ID, but didn't add it, because I found out that it was a new store, so I gave up." Jiang Ying found the problem halfway through speaking, "No, how did you know?"

Gu Wei: "..."

The "vicissitudes of primary school student" back then turned out to be you.

The "elementary student" didn't come to add him on WeChat, but Jiang Xun did.

The two of you came and I talked to each other, and they got to know each other like this.

"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Ying looked up.

Assistant Mu Yue came to knock on the door, Gu Wei was about to leave, so he didn't have time to answer Jiang Ying, so he had to send back an emoji on WeChat——

[Love me, please give me money]: Hanhan's Spring.jpg

Fate, amazing.