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Gu Wei's back was a little chilled by his "Oh?", so——

Gu Wei repeated: "Oh?"

"Then you and..." Jiang Ying glanced at him suspiciously, caught a glimpse of the camera behind him, and swallowed back what he was about to say.

"The tomato and egg drop soup is ready." Gu Wei tried to change the subject, "It's time to prepare dinner."

Jiang Ying gave up asking, and went to get a bowl of soup instead.

The dinner was not a big one, but it was not bad for the guests who had been hungry all day. Several people present thanked Gu Wei.

There were no means of entertainment in the village, so after dinner, Yan Wanjuan, a popular singer who didn't participate in the cooking, took the initiative to wash the dishes, and the rest of the people chatted around the table while eating melon seeds.

The atmosphere of the first issue of "Runaway" was great, and the guests had a great time among themselves. In contrast, the atmosphere of "Wandering Together" felt a little uninspiring.Gu Wei still remembered that the agent said that for the sake of variety show, he could build a good relationship with the flying guests.

Gu Wei decided to try again.

"Jiang Ying, I..." Gu Wei tried to chat with Jiang Ying about Jiang Xun's game.

Jiang Ying was holding a small hammer and was smashing a walnut. When the hammer came down, the walnut fell apart: "What?"

Gu Wei: "It's fine."

The opponent is really fierce, except for the big goose at the head of the village, no one can be more fierce than him.

The variety show is still being recorded, and a group of guests can't talk to the camera all night. The director team suggested that everyone can break some news, or perform a show or something.

A cross talk actor among the guests gave a stand-up comedy for everyone, and everyone present was amused, and the atmosphere in the room immediately became more active. Another guest told everyone some funny jokes, and Ye Xiaohan sang The first song from the new album, everyone else is helping to beat the time.

While listening to the female guest singing, Gu Wei watched the opponent sitting on his right knock out a whole basket of walnuts one by one with a hammer.

"Are you eating?" Jiang Ying felt that he had smashed a bit too much, and obviously couldn't finish it by himself, so he asked Gu Wei on his left.

"I'll eat." Jiang Enyuan on the other side reached out to get the walnuts Jiang Ying smashed.

"People who haven't cooked or washed the dishes won't eat it." Jiang Ying moved the plate away, set aside some walnuts for Gu Wei and Yan Wanjuan, and said to Jiang Enyuan, "If you want to eat, do it yourself."

He spoke in a half-joking tone, but Jiang Enyuan's face was very ugly. Jiang Ying has always looked like this in front of the public. Some people say that he is playing big cards, and some people say that he has a real temperament, but Jiang Enyuan is different. He has to maintain He has a gentle personality, so he can only smile and pretend he doesn't care about it.

Gu Wei looked at the half plate of crushed walnuts in front of him, feeling a little complicated.

The agent said, we need to build a good relationship with the flying guests.

Moreover, this is not only the opposite family, but also Jiang Xun's younger brother. If he and Jiang Xun want to talk about marriage, then Jiang Ying really wants to have a good relationship.

So Gu Wei peeled two almonds for Jiang Ying as a reward.

Jiang Ying stared at the two almonds on the plate in front of him, probably wanting to say "Oh?", but he withdrew again.

Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying seemed to have something on his mind. After all, the whole night, the opponent's eyes were on him, and he never left for a moment, until Jiang Enyuan suggested that he make a show.

"Gu Wei, do you want to dance for everyone together? I see that several popular video apps are very suitable for flipping." Jiang Enyuan invited, "After all, it is the dancer of T.ATW. Has there been no one for a long time? Watch you dance alone."

Almost everyone knows that Jiang Enyuan and Gu Wei used to be trainees at the same time, and their fans also pinched because of a piece of choreography. Gu Wei was plagiarized by a black choreographer all over the Internet. So far, there has been no result.

When Gu Wei was blackmailed by the whole Internet because of the choreography in the single MV, Jiang Enyuan said lightly in front of the media, "I don't know, but it looks like it" and later praised Gu Wei's marketing account. Few people know about it.

Whenever Jiang Enyuan and Gu Wei are in the same frame, there will be a marketing account that tells the original things rhythmically, and the names of the two will be brought out for a walk from time to time. Now Jiang Enyuan is lucky, but he just mentioned dancing. If there is no malice, it must be is impossible.

"Are you annoying?" Jiang Ying, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

Jiang Enyuan was a little surprised: "We practiced dancing together before, I just asked..."

"I know what you want to say." Jiang Ying dropped these words and stopped looking at Jiang Enyuan.

Everyone looked at Gu Wei, wondering how he should react, but Gu Wei was a little distracted. Jiang Enyuan asked him just now if no one had seen him dance alone for a long time.

Gu Wei was a little surprised, he was indifferent to Jiang Enyuan's provocation, and what he most wanted to refute was this sentence——

He danced alone for one person. The small dormitory room was his stage alone. Maybe he felt shy and uncertain, but that feeling really made people feel happy.

Gu Wei suddenly didn't want to record variety shows anymore. He wanted to meet Jiang Xun. The two of them have been very busy for half a month, and they can only chat occasionally on WeChat. They haven't seen each other for a long time.

He couldn't stay there for Jiang Xun's birthday, and he couldn't go to watch Jiang Xun's game, and he couldn't get the news of TMW's victory in the first place.

At this time, the finals should be over——

"Director." Gu Wei turned around and asked the director behind him, "Did TMW win?"

"I want to know too!" Jiang Ying got excited and stood up, "Director, open Weibo and click Hot Search to see if my brother won?"

The other two guests were also following domestic competitions, and they all turned to look at the director immediately.

"TMW?" The director doesn't follow e-sports events, but he knows about TMW, so he was stunned on the spot. He took out his mobile phone and checked the trending search, "I won, and I said that I played very steadily, basically without pressure, and the points are far ahead."

The guests in the room immediately burst into cheers: "TMW is awesome!"

Jiang Ying: "TMW is the best!!!"

Gu Wei: "Jiang Xun is the best!!!"

Jiang Ying turned her head: "Oh?"

Gu Wei repeated: "Oh?"

The two looked at each other, turned their heads away from each other, you eat your almonds, I eat my walnuts.

No one cared whether Gu Wei wanted to dance with Jiang Enyuan or not. Everyone was asking the director if he could use his phone for a while.

"Let me sing you the theme song of the game "Code" World Tournament." Gu Wei suggested, "It just happens to fit the occasion."

"I will too!" Jiang Ying tapped the hammer on the table.

The theme song for this year's World Championship is an all-English song. Gu Wei and Jiang Ying, one knocking on the bowl and the other on the table, hit the rhythm of the song. This song is very difficult, and neither of them are good at singing. But he performed the song almost perfectly.

The tune and lyrics of this song are inspiring. When Gu Wei and Jiang Ying sang the first line of the lyrics, several guests sang along. Finally, the popular singer Yan Wanjuan burst out the high notes at the end. Xiao Hua clapped her hands.

"My pitch is more accurate than yours." Jiang Ying beeped softly after singing.

"All right, all right." From now on, they will be relatives, so Gu Wei decided to unilaterally make friends.

The director seemed very satisfied with this passage, and immediately indicated that several people could enter the last part of the night and divide the room.

There are only four rooms in this farmhouse, and the guest with the largest rank lives in a room alone, and the others must be squeezed together by two people.

The two female guests chose a room on the attic, leaving Gu Wei, Jiang Ying, Jiang Enyuan, and the cross talk actor Shang Hongshen, the room allocation of several people became a problem.

Gu Wei felt that this part of the variety show was definitely carefully designed by the director team, after all, it is really difficult for them to choose now.

"I won't sleep with you." Jiang Ying looked at Jiang Enyuan in disgust.

"I don't sleep with you either." Jiang Ying looked at Gu Wei.

Then Jiang Ying would have to share a room with Monk Hongchen. Shang Hongchen said he had no objection, but Gu Wei had no objection.

It is absolutely impossible for Gu Wei to be in the same room as Jiang Enyuan. They are in the same room tonight, and rumors of the two fighting will be spread on Weibo tomorrow.

"I didn't expect my brother to be so popular." Comedian Shang Hong said with a deep smile.

Since neither of the two wanted to share the room with Jiang Enyuan, the final result of the assignment was that after washing, Gu Wei hugged the pillow, Jiang Ying dragged the quilt, and the two walked into the room with their own ulterior motives.

The follower followed behind the two of them, dutifully continuing to record.

Gu Wei and Jiang Ying stood at the door of the room in a daze——

There is no bed in the room prepared by the program group, only a tatami mat, which means that two people who are opposite each other must squeeze the tatami mat together.

"I sleep on the left side?" Gu Wei tried to ask.

"Yes." Jiang Ying nodded, "I sleep on the right side."

very harmonious.

Because the two people stared blankly in the room, the follower gave up filming after consulting the director for instructions, and left behind the camera and recording equipment, allowing the two to sleep peacefully.

"Turn off the lights?" Gu Wei asked.

"Close it." Jiang Ying said.

The lights in the room went out with a snap, and the room became quiet. Outside the window was the quiet moonlight of the small village and the rustling sound of insects.

The two each dug out the cellphones they had hidden earlier, and turned on the screen of the cellphones.

Jiang Xun finished the game at night, just took a shower, sat in the hotel room, and received a message from Gu Wei.

[Love me, please give me money]: Jiang Xun's competition is awesome! ! !

[Love me, please send me money]: It's a pity that I couldn't watch the live broadcast, otherwise I could send you hundreds of barrages!

[Love me, please give me money]: Hanhan blushes.jpg

[Husband]: Have you finished recording the program?

[Love me, please send me money]: Not yet, but today’s session is over, and it will be over after another morning of recording tomorrow.

[Husband]: Then tomorrow afternoon I will send someone to pick you up.

[Love me, please give me money]: Good!

[Love me, please give me money]: By the way, this variety show has a

Gu Wei originally wanted to tell Jiang Xun that the flying guest of this episode of the variety show was Jiang Ying, but before the words were sent out, Gu Wei felt that Jiang Ying behind his back was a little restless, and there seemed to be a line of sight sweeping towards him.

Gu Wei: "?"

"I...go to the toilet." Jiang Ying held the phone in his pocket, opened the door and went to the back of the house.

Jiang Xun didn't wait for Gu Wei to say something was coming in this episode of the variety show, but he waited for the news of his younger brother.

[Large Claw]: The game is good.

[Big Claw]: Make persistent efforts.

[One hundred thousand volts]: What is the tone of your inspection work, a veteran cadre?

[Large claw crab]: Oh?

[Big Claw Crab]: Jiang Xun, I want to ask you something.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Say.

[Big Claw]: Who are you chatting with, except me.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Engagement partner, long time no see, coax him.

[Large claw crab]: Oh?

Claw crab retracted a message.

In the Jiang family's villa in H City, Song Jingxi, who was about to sleep, received a message from her youngest son——

[Big Claw]: Mom.

[Big Claw]: I'm very tangled.

[Large Claw]: I struggled with it for a long time.

[Big Claw]: But out of conscience, there is a serious problem that I must report.