Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

"Yes, it's good, that's it." Jiang Xun stood behind Gu Wei, watching Gu Wei manipulate his account, "Try to turn the camera and get out of this area."

Gu Wei gradually became familiar with the basic operations of the game. Under Jiang Xun's guidance, he operated the game character and walked out of the wall. This game map is a ruins. Gu Wei just left the house and saw a pink A dark figure ran towards him.

"Hey, this is..." Jiang Xun looked up at the names on the teammate list, thoughtfully.

Gu Weiman's mind was full of what Jiang Xun said just now about how to walk. He rested his right hand on the mouse and adjusted the angle of view. He seemed to see a red dot moving across the screen. He wanted to see what the red dot was, but he was During the adjustment process, I accidentally touched a key on the keyboard.

After a gunshot, the pink burly man on the opposite side had disappeared.

"Brother! Did someone hit me!" Gu Wei hurriedly asked after hearing the gunshot in the earphone, "Help me find out."

"... Be good, don't be afraid." Jiang Xun said, "You hit someone."

It was an acquaintance.

TMW's Xiong Zai opened his own practice account and rushed all the way to his team leader, and saw TMW-Xun wearing a handsome windbreaker from a distance at the intersection.

Xiong Zai: "Hey, I found our captain. You Xunshen are very handsome today. That black windbreaker, last time he specially paid for this practice account. He spent a lot of money."

Xiong Zai: "Take a closer look? Yes, of course. Isn't my captain just for you to see? Jiang Xun is the face of our TMW, huh? What is he doing? Why did he walk out of the tower with the same hands and feet? , why take it easy, is this a new tactic?"

Xiong Zai: "He doesn't seem to have turned on the voice, but it doesn't matter, we are a team, closer than family members, let me go over and say hello to you Xunshen, captain! Team..."

"Captain" wobbled to a stop in front of him, raised the gun hesitantly, and waved it twice in front of his eyes.

Bear Boy: "Oh, he's showing us his limited skin, next..."

Next, the netizens in the live broadcast room saw that the "captain" pulled the trigger mercilessly at Xiong Zai's forehead. The black-skinned man in a pink coat screamed, and the game screen changed to Became the perspective of God after death.

Xiong Zai was dumbfounded.

[Santa Claus brought me a takeaway]: Oh, boy, your captain doesn't want you anymore.

[Roast a big duck pear]: It is indeed a family.

[TMW Awesome]: Xunshen's position, did he not wake up?

[Pineapple Bun]: Hahahahaha, looking for gods to kill teammates.

Someone started a video of Xiong Zai's live broadcast, and when Xiong Zai was still dumbfounded, someone had already put the video on TMW's super chat.

@Marketing Number: Shocked!The former teammates drew their guns to meet each other today. Is it a loss of morality or another reason? Jiang Xun is behind this account. I remember he used it during the last live broadcast. It is a personal national server practice account.

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Gu Wei found the fun of the game, and played another game, walking in the rainforest according to Jiang Xunjiao's method.

Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei's focused look, with smiles in his eyes. A child with a hot search physique didn't notice the wind and rain outside at all, and was still roaming in the newly opened new world.

Jiang Xun's mobile phone has been vibrating since just now. In just 10 minutes, Jiang Xun's Weibo was tweeted by Aite tens of thousands of times. When it came out, it seemed that it was about to hit the hot search.

"Fart him." Upstairs in the dormitory, Xiong Zai turned on the live broadcast, checked Weibo online, and the tuba went off in person, cursing the marketing account, "TMW is very good."

"Brother, how do you get here?" Gu Wei mishandled and got stuck in a corner, and turned to ask Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun put down the phone, lowered his head and handed Gu Wei a cover, and operated correctly.

Gu Wei learned quickly: "I will."

"Actually, there is another way, you can learn faster." Jiang Xun's hand was still on Gu Wei's right hand, "Want to hear it?"

"Think about it." Gu Weicai looked at Jiang Xun beside him without blinking his delicate and beautiful peach blossom eyes.

"Weiwei, you sit on my lap, I promise to spare no effort to teach you." Jiang Xun pressed Gu Wei's right hand, "How about it, think about it?"

"No...don't think about it." Gu Wei was annoyed. He clearly knew the nature of this big hooligan, but he couldn't remember it firmly. He reminded himself thousands of times in his heart, and every time he would still fall into the pit Jiang Xun dug for him. inside.

Only then did he realize that the distance between the two of them was already very close. Jiang Xun bent over, wrapped his hands around his neck, and rested his chin lightly on his right shoulder. The skin on the side of his neck seemed to be Already able to feel the airflow when the other party breathes.

His mind was confused, Gu Wei moved involuntarily, and now the distance between the two of them was even closer. His eyelashes were already long, but at such a small distance, when he blinked, the eyelashes lightly swept across Jiang Xun's cheek , Jiang Xun obviously felt it too.

"Hey, you're not engaged yet, so don't flirt with me. If you flirt with me, I won't be responsible for putting out the fire. I have to deal with it privately." Jiang Xun said, "After all, your appearance suits my rascal's aesthetic."

Gu Wei: "..."

Jiang Xun raised his body and distanced the two of them a little further: "Play by yourself, call me if you don't know it, I'll go to Weibo for business."

Jiang Xun sat down at the seat next door, but Gu Wei still hadn't recovered from just now.

He was a little short of breath, and his heartbeat was much faster than usual. For the first time, he realized that, in terms of their sexual orientation and nearly matching mate selection criteria, the distance between the two of them was really too close just now.

Moreover, he found that he was not as indifferent to Jiang Xun as he thought at first.

Xiong Zai scolded the marketing account with rhythm and popularity, but the rhythm was not brought up, and the comments were very lively.

@桂花鱼: Someone met Jiang Xun in the national server again, come and watch Xunshen's online rollover today. [Link]

@Evis Have you changed your rank today: Fuck, really hahahaha, what is Jiang Xun doing, this move, is the old man walking the bird in the morning hahahaha, it’s too flamboyant.

@诗酒严年华: This isn’t Jiang Xun, it’s someone else’s account, what is he doing.

@User u878656767: Impossible, then how important this person is, Jiang Xun took it with him to play, why don't you believe in the TMW saying that the marketing account is at odds.

@桂花鱼: How is that impossible? Didn’t Xige say something about the captain’s wife during the live broadcast yesterday? Damn it, brothers, let’s change sites. Jiang Xun posted on Weibo.

@TMW-Xun: I'm sorry, I'm coaxing a hot-searched physique kid, the rumor-mongers are gone.

Xiong Zai immediately forwarded Jiang Xun's Weibo.

@TMW-Xiong Zai: Understood, it's worth it.Fist.jpg. //@TMW-Xun: I'm sorry, I'm coaxing a hot-searched physique kid, the rumor-mongers are gone.

This Weibo post was too timely, and Jiang Xun's personal account was still overturning like crazy.

Below Jiang Xun's Weibo, the comments focused on that "little enemy".

@TMW-West: Focus, our team has a very good relationship, and we think about how to overthrow the next-door team every day, so you don't need to worry about marketing.

@考神今天直播吧：Damn it, this is true love, and Xunshen personally borrowed a private practice number to coax it.

@吉琪-NININ: +1, what is the origin of "Little Enemy", and what is the meaning of the hot search physique.Doraemon Surprised.jpg.

@生姜Why do you pretend to be potatoes: It’s a crooked building, does anyone think that seeking God is so pampered, my God, my girlfriend fans are crying online.

The gunshot rang out, Gu Wei watched the character on the screen being knocked down to the ground again, took off his earphones with a little disappointment, and looked at Jiang Xun with his left hand.

"Not playing anymore?" Jiang Xun smiled.

"Well, a little dizzy." Gu Wei originally wanted to stand up, but found himself a little dizzy.

This is the No.1 perspective game. The perspectives of the characters are constantly changing. When newcomers first play, it is easy to get dizzy in 3D.Gu Wei was puzzled when he was playing just now, but now that he suddenly stood up, he felt dizzy.

A feeling of dizziness hit him, his footsteps were unsteady, and he fell in the direction of Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun didn't let him fall, but hugged him in front of him. He closed his eyes, leaned his head on Jiang Xun's shoulder, and waited for the dizziness to pass.

Jiang Xun's voice came to his ears from above him: "Weiwei, if you don't know how to play, you can't play. Why do you throw yourself into your arms if you don't agree with each other?"

When Gu Wei heard Jiang Xun's voice, his first thought was to stay away from the big hooligan, but the dizzy feeling hadn't passed yet, and the ground seemed to be still tilted. He could only hold Jiang Xun's clothes tightly, and it was difficult to even stand .

"It's my fault." Jiang Xun patted Gu Wei's back, "If you forget, you might get dizzy."

Gu Wei wanted to say how he could blame you, but before he could say it, his feet lightened, and Jiang Xun picked him up.

Gu Wei: "I..."

"Close your eyes." Jiang Xun hugged him back to the chair, "Close your eyes for a while, it might feel better."

Gu Wei closed his eyes as Jiang Xun said, and felt that Jiang Xun handed the paper cup filled with warm water to his lips, and fed him two sips of warm water.

The ground stopped shaking, and the feeling of turbulence in his stomach gradually disappeared. Gu Wei hesitated for a moment, and opened his eyes. His wet eyes were still foggy. Jiang Xun's movements paused for a moment. Ri took the water glass.

"I'm not dizzy anymore." Gu Wei said.

Jiang Xun withdrew his gaze calmly: "Take a rest, you will indeed feel dizzy after playing for a long time."

Gu Weilian took the chair and moved a little to the left, giving up the position to Jiang Xun. Seeing that Jiang Xun opened the game, he repeatedly familiarized himself with the shooting technique of the new gun on a map.

Only then did he notice that his phone seemed to have been vibrating since just now.

The WeChat group of the T.ATW group was chatted out 99+ again.

[Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: @爱我Please give me money, we are so bitter.

[stone]: @爱我Please give me money, we also want to play the Xunshen personal practice number, we also want the world champion to teach us how to play games,.

[The sun in the morning]: @爱我Please give me money, waste of money, this is waste of money.

[Love me, please give me money]:?

[Love me, please send me money]: How do you know?