Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

At [-] o'clock in the morning, Jiang Xun was woken up by the notification sound of his mobile phone. Gu Wei was still asleep. He got out of bed softly and went to the corridor of the dormitory to answer the phone.

"Morning." Jiang Xun greeted Chu Yi who was opposite him.

"It's getting late." Chu Yi said, "I sent you a message at six o'clock, and you didn't respond for a long time, so I called to ask."

Jiang Xun: "Tell me."

"The estazolam you asked me at night is a psychotropic drug." Chu Yi said, "Is anyone around you taking this?"

"That little friend who could cause trouble last time." Jiang Xun said.

Chu Yi smiled on the other end of the phone: "You are a big hooligan who is bold enough to beat you, everyone has been abducted by you."

"It's just a door-to-door visit, I didn't do anything." Jiang Xun urged, "What's the use of this medicine?"

"A sleeping pill, generally used to treat difficulty falling asleep caused by depression or anxiety." Chu Yi said.

Having trouble falling asleep?

Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of the way Gu Wei suddenly woke up next to him panting slightly when he was on the plane earlier.

To be honest, he felt a little distressed.

Gu Wei has always said that he wants to divorce, is it because of this reason?

But for a while, I haven't heard from little friend Gu.

"But his current state..." Jiang Xun hesitated.

"It doesn't look like depression, right?" Chu Yi said, "It's very common. Many people still have mild sleep disturbances for a period of time after their emotions return to normal."

"I understand." Jiang Xun said.

"Take good care of others." Chu Yi said, "There are many reasons for insomnia, and it may also be depression, anxiety, and sequelae. This aspect is more complicated. If you have a chance, let me see the little star you kidnapped."

"Well, I will."

Jiang Xun thanked Chu Yi, hung up the phone, and gently opened the door of his dormitory.

Gu Wei is already awake.

When he woke up, he didn't see Jiang Xun, and after washing in a daze, he classified the bed as his own territory, rolled Jiang Xun's quilt into a ball, pushed it to the wall, and lay on the bed While practicing the splits, he opened the shopping app to place an order for Jiang Xun's birthday.

Gu Wei clicked to confirm and placed the order, with a slight smile on his face.

This gift must be a huge surprise for Jiang Xun. After all, he had been picking for a long time before finally finalizing it.

When Jiang Xun came in, he happened to see a kid named Gu who was wearing a one-size-fits-all pajamas, with a few strands of hair curled up, posing on the bed in a standard split posture. Gu Wei was holding a mobile phone, with a smile on his cheek.

Standing by the door, Jiang Xun silently admired the little friend Gu who had perfect flexibility.

"Brother, good morning." Gu Wei put away his phone and asked Jiang Xun early.

"Shouldn't you sleep a little longer?" Jiang Xun recalled what he had just discussed with Chu Yi, and was more concerned about Gu Wei's sleep.

"No need." Gu Wei shook his head, "I slept pretty well yesterday."

"Because they slept together?" Jiang Xun teased him.

Gu Wei didn't know that Jiang Xun's dormitory was very ordinary, but he somehow felt at ease, he didn't wake up, and didn't dream too much.

Where does this peace of mind come from, he has not yet figured it out.

"Brother, give me a hand." Gu Wei stretched out his hand to Jiang Xun, the bed is not the floor, he was afraid that Jiang Xun's sheets would be messed up when he stood up.

Jiang Xun put the breakfast tray aside, didn't take his hand, but reached out and hugged his waist, gently lifted him up, picked him up from the bed, and let Gu Wei sit on the edge of the bed .

"The flexibility is well practiced." Jiang Xun praised him.

Jiang Xun remembered that Jiang Ying had said before that Gu Wei was different from others, his dancing skills were developed from childhood.

Gu Wei heard the other party praise himself, and a little pride flashed in his eyes: "I don't need to take the body class of our group."

Jiang Xun knew this. In Jiang Ying's compressed package, there was a record of netizens scolding Gu Wei for grabbing the C position.

It was a classical style song. In the middle section, Gu Wei performed a difficult somersault from behind the C seat to the front row. The folding fan in his hand opened the moment it hit the ground, and he showed a neat youthful posture.

It was a piece of choreography that only Gu Wei in the group could complete, but Heizi deliberately said it was a grab for the C position.

"It's amazing." Jiang Xun boasted a few more words, so he rubbed Gu Wei's hair, "I've seen the one where you jumped and flipped."

Gu Wei listened to Jiang Xun boasting about himself, he only cared about being happy, and said with some pride: "That's nothing, I know many dances, even if I don't, I can learn it if you give me time."

"You can learn anything?" Gu Wei, who just woke up in the morning, seemed a little slow to respond. He didn't know how to refute when he was teased, and he couldn't remember to talk back when he was bullied. Jiang Xun had bad thoughts again, and it was easy to tease him Bastard kid.

Gu Wei: "Yes..."

Hearing Jiang Xun's question, he didn't have the confidence to answer, and he always felt a little bit fooled.

"What about this?" Jiang Xun entered a few words on the phone, pressed search and handed it to Gu Wei, "Solo and train shake are also acceptable?"

The screen of the mobile phone shows a hot dance that has been popular in the anchor circle recently. In the video, the female anchor is dressed sexy, twisting her waist and hips quickly to the rhythm of the music, her hands occasionally caressing the waist, hips and chest. Full of seductive meaning.

Gu Wei: "..."

He looked at the big gangster Jiang Xun who showed his true colors, and was speechless for a while, his cheeks gradually turned cherry pink.

"How is it?" Jiang Xun took his reaction into his eyes, "Can the main dancer dance this too?"

"Jiang Xun." Gu Wei called out Jiang Xun's full name for the first time since he wanted to see him, "Why do you always play hooligans on me?"

"I don't have one." Jiang Xun said innocently, "Who doesn't want to watch the sexy dance of the main dancer?"