Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Gu Wei lay on the sofa in the dormitory, swiped his phone all night, but couldn't find a suitable gift for Jiang Xun.

"What are you struggling with?" Captain Fu Zhi asked as he passed by, "You plucked the fluff of the pillow all over the place."

"Choose gifts for people." Gu Wei said truthfully.

Fu Zhi understood: "Do you want that friend who gave ducks to people last time?"

Gu Wei: "...Yes."

"Why didn't you give it away later?" Luo Chenxuan usually went out to get boiled water before going to bed, and when he passed by the living room, he heard the two chatting, so he naturally caught up with the topic.

"Later...he didn't seem very happy." Gu Wei blushed involuntarily when he thought of the scene of being spanked by Jiang Xun that day.

"Weiwei." Luo Chenxuan looked at the youngest member dumbfounded, "Think about it for yourself, if it was reversed, would you be happy if the other party gave you something?"

upside down?

Gu Wei was startled, if it was the other way around, Jiang Xun asked someone to give him a yearly guarantee.

Gu Wei: "..."

Just thinking about it like this made me feel a little disappointed and a little angry, as if Jiang Xun was dismissing him at will, and Jiang Xun didn't care about him.

But, why does he care? Jiang Xun doesn't care about him.

Why did he have such a feeling?

"Understood?" The other two couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother, your brain circuit is really amazing."

Luo Chenxuan: "Are you going to choose a gift to apologize to someone?"

Gu Wei nodded.

Luo Chenxuan suggested: "Then you might as well ask someone who is close to the other party, it might be easier to provoke."

Gu Wei searched Jiang Xun's close friends in his mind, and finally the figure of the opponent appeared in his mind.

OK, that's him.

In the studio of Binjiang Building, Gu Wei uttered the last line to the camera and completed a series of filming for the endorsement.

"Brother Gu Wei, thank you for your hard work." The spokesperson stuffed Gu Wei with two packs of chocolates that Gu Wei had just endorsed.

"Thank you." Gu Wei politely thanked the working group.

"Weiwei, wait here in the lounge. Sister Zhao asked me to negotiate the contract with the merchandise," Mu Yue said.

"Okay, I'll wait for you here." The air in the lounge was a bit stuffy, Gu Wei leaned against the railing, waiting for Mu Yue to come back.

When he was free, Gu Wei thought about the gift again.

He clicked on the [Dirty Adult] dialog box, originally wanted to type, but then remembered Jiang Xun's previous reply, so Gu Wei gave up typing, changed his voice, and called the other party "Brother" .

[Love me, please send me money]: Good afternoon, you have worked hard in training.

[Love me, please give me money]: Pour tea.jpg.

[Dirty Adult]: Why are you so obedient and sensible today?

The new note to Jiang Xungai Gu Wei didn't get used to it for a while, staring at the phone screen and laughing out loud.

[Love me, please send me money]: Brother, have you thought about it, what exactly do you need?

[Love me, please send me money]: Don't say fiancee.

[Dirty Adult]: There is a lack of a little daughter-in-law who can call her husband in bed.

[Dirty Adult]: Call to hear?

Gu Wei: "..."

"Why are you staring at the railing and giggling?"

A voice suddenly came from behind him.

Gu Wei was taken aback, and instinctively blocked half of the WeChat chat interface with his hands.

The opponent actually appeared behind him.

"Why are you here?" Gu Wei asked.

"Recording a show." Jiang Ying spread her hands, "The kind of stage variety show you can't get."

Jiang Ying glanced at Gu Wei's phone screen from the corner of his eye, and didn't see the profile picture of the person chatting with Gu Wei, but saw the person's name——

Dirty adults.

And some chat content that is obviously not suitable for children.

Jiang Ying's gaze at Gu Wei also became subtle.

The opponent is not very old, one year younger than him, and the scale of chatting with people on WeChat is quite large.

"Tsk." Jiang Ying finished greeting her opponent and was about to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute." Gu Wei pulled the drawstring on the hat of Jiang Ying's sweater.

Jiang Ying walked in such a hurry that he was almost strangled to death by his opponent.

"You are ruthless." Jiang Ying coughed repeatedly while loosening the rope, "We haven't pinched any resources recently."

Could it be the retribution of sharing the black material of the opponent?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Gu Wei hurriedly apologized, and before Jiang Ying was about to leave, he hurriedly asked the question he had prepared for a long time, "Your brother, does Jiang Xun have anything he lacks, or something he wants?"

Jiang Ying stopped in her tracks.

"What do you care about my brother?" Jiang Ying said to herself, "It's strange, why has my brother..."

"What's wrong with your brother?" Gu Wei was a little nervous for no reason.

"My brother is fine." Jiang Ying almost let go of the scandal, "My brother didn't ask anything, and he didn't read anything."

Gu Wei: "?"

"Then what does your brother lack?" Gu Wei continued to ask persistently.

"My brother..." Jiang Ying thought about it seriously, "It seems that there is nothing missing. He has always been very clear about his goals. He knows what he wants and how to get it. If he has to say what he lacks, his previous shortcomings Love it, but he seems to have found it now."

Jiang Ying smiled meaningfully: "Men, you understand."

Gu Wei didn't understand, he didn't get any useful information at all, and in the matter of birthday presents, he finally decided to make his own decisions.

"This is for you." Gu Wei originally held two bags of chocolates in his hand, and now he handed one of them to Jiang Ying.

"Want to bribe your opponent?" Jiang Ying took the chocolate, "Make me fat, and then rob me of resources?"

"I won't give it to you, you can give it to Jiang Xun for me." Gu Wei said.

"I won't do it." Jiang Ying left with the chocolate.

In the evening, in TMW's training room, Jiang Ying slumped on Jiang Xun's gaming chair, took out a bag of chocolates from his pocket, and threw it on Jiang Xun's table.

"Have you started eating sweets?" Jiang Xun asked.

"I met my opponent in Binjiang today, and I gave it to him." Jiang Ying shook his hand, "I specified that I wouldn't eat it, but it was for you."

Jiang Xun accepted the chocolate and raised the corner of his mouth.

Little friend Gu started to give away the chocolates that he endorsed. How long will it be before little friend Gu gives himself away.

Jiang Ying caught a glimpse of the smile on his brother's face, shook his head, knocked the table twice, and said mysteriously: "Brother, although you two recorded a variety show, you have such a touching brotherhood. love, but I still feel that you can stay away from my opposite family."

"Reason?" Jiang Xun asked.

"What is he doing with people on WeChat." Jiang Ying lowered her voice.

Jiang Xun frowned: "What?"

Jiang Ying: "I'll see him chatting with a 'dirty adult' today."

Jiang Ying: "That's the id, it's not a serious person at first glance."

Jiang Ying: "I also caught sight of this man and asked him to call him my husband."

Jiang Ying: "Time is running out, I didn't see the avatar, it's yellow at first glance, tsk, the avatar really looks like the person."