Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Due to deliberately lowering his voice, Gu Wei's ending sounded soft, with a little unknowingly provocative, his thirst for knowledge made him continue to lean on Jiang Xun's shoulder, waiting for Jiang Xun's answer.

However, he did not wait for Jiang Xun's answer——

"Brother?" Gu Wei urged, and added thoughtfully, "It's okay, you can send me a WeChat message later when you think about it."

He still didn't wait for the answer, but this time after Jiang Xun's feedback, he saw Jiang Xun's beautiful hands raised.

Immediately afterwards, Gu Wei felt himself being pressed down on his lap by Jiang Xun. Before he could react in time, he smelled the clear white tea scent of men's perfume on the other party.

Then, Jiang Xun raised his hand and slapped him on the buttocks.

Gu Wei: "..."

Jiang Xun didn't seem to have such a big reaction when he was stripped of his identity as a fake fan in a variety show earlier?

"Emoji, you hit me?" Gu Wei raised his head, looked at Jiang Xun above him, and asked in disbelief.

"Because my little daughter-in-law is disobedient again." Jiang Xun asked, "Come on, think about where I went wrong?"

Gu Wei is really confused about these things, and he doesn't know if he teases someone, and the person is not his own, so Jiang Xun can only "teach" him a little.

Where is it wrong?

Gu Wei suddenly realized.

"Size?" Gu Wei asked, "If your size is not ok, you can send me a WeChat...Ah!"

Jiang Xun slapped him again.

"Uneducated."

Gu Wei: "..."

His assistant, Mu Yue, listened to rock music with his earphones plugged in, and didn't know what was going on in the back row. Jiang Xunjia's driver concentrated on driving, and still turned a deaf ear to the movement in the back row.

"Can't figure it out?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei shook his head.

"Think about it yourself, what you asked me just now." Jiang Xun reminded, and added by the way, "Don't move around."

Gu Wei: "..."

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

What did he ask just now?

What type do you like, how do you like to play, and... the size of Jiang Xun?

startled.

When Jiang Xun said this, he realized later that the three questions asked by him were actually very subtle, as if he was actively inviting Jiang Xun.

What's more, there was already an ambiguous engagement relationship between the two of them.

Jiang Xun saw that he didn't speak: "Have you figured it out?"

Gu Wei tugged at Jiang Xun's cuff, blushed slightly, and nodded.

"Based on what you said just now." Jiang Xun said, "Can I understand that you are... begging me to fuck you?"

"I..." Gu Wei finally realized what he said just now, "I didn't..."

Words of tigers and wolves.

No wonder the emoji is angry.

"What are you asking me for?" Jiang Xun asked.

"This." Gu Wei came to his senses again, "Then what, I'll find you a professional contract, it's much more comfortable than me sleeping..."

Jiang Xun: "..." Chicken and duck talk, it is not false.

If you really want to talk about marriage, the little idol still has to teach it well.

"Did you say these words only to me?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei: "Of course."

Jiang Xun nodded, his expression softened a little: "Will you ask others about it in the future?"

"Absolutely not." Gu Wei quickly shook his head.

Jiang Xun is the only one who has heard his words about tigers and wolves so far.

Gu Wei didn't know why, since he made that late-night engagement call, he started to crazily overturn things involving Jiang Xun.

"Gu Weiwei, what have you been thinking all day long?" Jiang Xun helped Gu Wei helplessly, "How much 'surprise' do you want to give me?"

Gu Wei: "...Could it be that the annual contract you mentioned before is only aimed at me?"

Chickens and ducks are finally on the same frequency.

Jiang Xun rubbed the center of his brows: "Gu Weiwei, your heart is escaping, that's why you misinterpreted it to that extent."

Gu Wei thought about it, and the matter of retiring the engagement came to his lips, but he still didn't mention it again.

Jiang Xun said he was running away, but was he really running away?

As for the engagement, he really doesn't seem to be so resistant now.

Will Jiang Xun think the same as him?

"The person you seduce yourself, find a way to solve it yourself." Jiang Xun said, "Go back and reflect."

The car stopped downstairs at Gu Wei's company.

"Brother, promise not to cause trouble next time." Gu Wei changed to a more common phrase.

"You just make trouble." Jiang Xun no longer believed in this nonsense, pressed him on the side of the seat, lowered his head and said fiercely in his ear, "Anyway, the touch on your hand...is very good, I can't wait to see it Wait until you cause trouble next time."

"You..." Gu Wei almost opened the car door and fled, "Jiang Xun...you are a big hooligan."

The SUV drove away, and Mu Yue took off the earphones: "What's the matter, Weiwei, Jiang Xun specially gave us a ride, he is very nice."

Gu Wei: "..."

After leaving the delicate environment in the car, the autumn wind blew, and he seemed to wake up a lot. It was indeed his fault to call someone a hooligan just after riding in someone else's car.

And this time, it was indeed his fault first.

Jiang Xun, will you be angry?

Will Jiang Xun, who has been taking care of him in variety shows and let him sleep peacefully all morning on the plane with his legs on his pillow, be angry?

He opened Chi Yunkai's WeChat again——

[Love me, please give me money]: Mooncake, I made someone angry, what should I do?

[Shoude Yunkai sees mooncakes]: Is it important? If it's important, coax it.

It's important, Gu Wei thought to himself.

[Love me, please send me money]: How to coax?

[Shou Deyun opens to see the moon cake]: Harm!Simple, find an opportunity such as a birthday, holiday or something, give someone a gift, and say a few words of good.

[Love me, please give me money]: Got it.

[Love me, please give me money]: Hanhan blushes.jpg.

Gu Wei opened Jiang Xun's Weibo, followed it, flipped through the homepage, and showed a smile of victory.

Coincidentally, the emoji's birthday happens to be next week.