Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

The two followers seemed to know Jiang Xun, they held hands, and walked away under Gu Wei's eager eyes.

"Don't, he has a criminal record of being a hooligan." Sitting on the floor, Gu Wei yelled in the direction of the door.

The two followed and laughed mercilessly outside the door.

"Get up, it's cold on the ground." Jiang Xun stretched out his hand to Gu Wei.

Gu Wei blinked, handed Jiang Xun his hand, and stood up from the ground.

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei: "Huh?"

Following Jiang Xun's gaze, he realized what Jiang Xun was asking, so he blushed slightly and shook his head.

"That's good." Jiang Xun said, "It's convenient for us to settle accounts."

Although Jiang Xun was repeatedly told by his family not to bully Gu Wei, but every time he saw Gu Wei, he couldn't help but want to tease him.And this time, it was Gu Wei who sent him to the door, giving him a chance to bully others.

When Jiang Xun met Gu Wei a few days ago, the little enemy dyed his hair pink and was very arrogant. Today, it was probably for the recording of a variety show. Gu Wei’s hair was dyed back to black, and his makeup was very light. He is young and has a small frame. His obedient black hair makes him look very thin and youthful.

The kid was so obedient when he didn't cause trouble, Jiang Xun couldn't bear to settle the score.

Gu Wei was a little restless under Jiang Xun's gaze, so he took the initiative to say, "Brother, I was wrong."

He was brought by Jiang Xun to the chair in the school doctor's office, and he sat down with his shoulders pressed, as if he wanted to settle accounts.

These words sound familiar to him, as if not long ago, he promised that he would never cause trouble again.

Counting it, since that inexplicable engagement, he started to make mistakes one after another.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Xun looked at him with interest.

Gu Wei is often hacked, and the best way to admit his mistake is to press his head and start to regret immediately: "I shouldn't hack your Weibo, I shouldn't like it with my hand, I shouldn't like it after canceling it, I shouldn't like it Then disappear, you shouldn’t run away after discovering your mistakes, you shouldn’t not reply to WeChat.”

Gu Wei recognized everything he could recognize, and then looked at Jiang Xun with eyes seeking praise.

Jiang Xun said with a straight face: "It's not right."

"Huh?" Gu Wei didn't wait for the compliment, a little at a loss.

Jiang Xun reminded: "You picked up my Weibo ten years ago, and even liked it, but you didn't even give me a follow?"

The kid also said it was his fan.

Gu Wei: "..."

I get it.

I almost forgot that he had previously set himself up as a person who crossed the river to find fans.

As Jiang Xun's e-sports fan, how could he not follow his idol's Weibo.

Since it is a fan, it cannot be said to be a black history of stealing people, but a mental journey of looking up to idols.

"I see." Gu Wei corrected the mistake, "I'll order it for you after the recording is finished."

"What else?" Jiang Xun refused to let go.

"Anything else?" Gu Wei was dumbfounded, "Why don't I send you another Weibo to clarify."

He has been on the cusp of the storm all year round, he is familiar with various Weibo cleaning routines, and he has even thought out the copywriting——

[Hi everyone, I am Gu Wei, your good friend of Xunshen, he is really not lonely, thank you for your concern, please pay more attention to our Jiang Xun competition, he is really hardworking. ]

He can also give some gifts, like every Weibo of the emoji packs over the years, and give him the limelight.

After all, fan character design cannot collapse.

"What are you thinking about, want to continue to make my black history hot search?" Jiang Xun saw what he was thinking at a glance.

Gu Wei: "..."

Gu Wei: "No, absolutely not."

"Brother, recording the show, since I'm your diehard fan, why don't we keep it private." It was Gu Wei who slipped, so he really felt guilty about this matter.

Jiang Xunhu fans, that's great.

Although he can only be regarded as Jiang Xun's emoji fan at best, he doesn't understand e-sports at all.

But it doesn't matter, fans don't need to take exams.

"Okay." Jiang Xun smiled, "How can you be private."

Obviously it was just a normal question, but Gu Wei inexplicably thought of the scene that day in the dressing room backstage, when Jiang Xun blocked him into a corner and called him his little wife.

So Gu Wei blushed involuntarily.

The big hooligans don't know, are you still thinking about the annual contract?

But he has divorced.

"Why did you suddenly blush?" Jiang Xun immediately noticed his change, "What did you think of that is not suitable for children?"

Gu Wei quickly retorted: "I didn't..."

Jiang Xun deliberately lowered his voice: "It's okay, I don't mind at all, you can be so private if you want."

Gu Wei: "I mind!!"

"How about..." Gu Wei racked his brains and finally came up with a proposal, "I'll let you see me ten years ago, too?"

Ten years ago, Gu Wei was an eight-year-old brat, a 24k pure primary school student, a fool with little money.

Jiang Xun probably, isn't it rare?

Gu Wei had already started to think about the feasibility of contracting years and selling himself, but Jiang Xun nodded thoughtfully: "It's also possible."

Gu did not escape.

"Let's record the show first, and let me watch it when you have time. You were ten years ago." Jiang Xun didn't want to bully people too much, so he reached out to Gu Wei.

Gu Wei grabbed Jiang Xun's hand, followed Jiang Xun's footsteps, and bent his lips behind Jiang Xun.

It seems that the big gangster is not as bad as he imagined.

"Love's hug is for nothing." Gu Wei whispered behind Jiang Xun, thinking that Jiang Xun didn't hear it, and didn't see the smile in Jiang Xun's eyes.

The morning fog gradually dissipated, and the scenery on the campus became clearer. Gu Wei followed Jiang Xun, suddenly feeling relieved for no reason.

He couldn't understand this feeling for the time being, so he chose to leave it behind.

The filming of the two caught up with them, and the recording of the show continued. Gu Wei and Jiang Xun went downstairs to look for the rest of the variety show guests.

The two people who temporarily put aside their personal grievances got along fairly well.

"I have a question." Gu Wei was puzzled for a long time.

Jiang Xun smiled: "Say it."

"This is an ordinary school uniform." Gu Wei tugged on his neatly dressed school uniform, "Why am I a school bully?"

Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei in front of him. Indeed, with a well-groomed school uniform and soft black hair, little Gu looked like a well-behaved student who hadn't graduated yet, not at all like the school bully status that the program crew arranged for him. ——

Except for the backside of the kid's school uniform, the program team posted a big "bad" word on it.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Wei was alert.

"It's nothing." Jiang Xun returned to his serious appearance.

When recording variety shows in the past, Gu Wei mostly felt bored, and his reaction was a bit slow, but today was completely different, because he was worried that the emoji package would spoil him, he almost put all his attention on Jiang Xun. It made him feel the fun of variety shows for the first time, and he was also willing to take the initiative to think about the pits the program group dug for the guests.

"There should be no guests in the teaching building." Gu Wei analyzed.

The program group will increase the difficulty of the game and will not let the guests be distributed in the same place.

Jiang Xun agreed: "Let's go out and have a look."

However, they were stopped by the staff of the program group downstairs in the teaching building: "It is class time now, only the school doctor can go out, and the students are not allowed to go out."

Gu Wei suddenly realized that the meaning of role-playing is reflected here.

So what to do, he can't be trapped in this teaching building forever.

"If you answer all three questions correctly, you can leave here." The staff member said, "The questions are all about our guests. It's not difficult. Do you want to try?"

"Try." Gu Wei cheered up.

The staff took out the question card and started a quick question and answer——

Staff: "No. [-] pop song this spring?"

This question is simple, Gu Wei's eyes lit up.

"Qian Yining's "Not Seeing"."

Staff member: "The new drama that will be released next month will feature two male leads in criminal investigation..."

This question is simple, Gu Wei's eyes lit up.

"Becko's No Tomorrow, I know this!"

The dawn of victory is just around the corner.

Staff: "The last question, what is the total number of eliminations for the MVP Jiang Xun in the world championship of the fps game "Code" that just ended?"

This question was simple, and Jiang Xun's eyes lit up.

As long as he is Jiang Xun's fan, it is impossible not to know the answer to this question.

Gu Wei: "..."

Gu Wei's eyes went dark.