Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Gu Wei: "..."

He couldn't take it anymore.

The heartbeat continued to speed up, and the palms of the hands began to sweat, so Gu Wei tried to explain: "I... didn't know you were Jiang Xun before."

Didn't know you were the unlucky guy who came to get engaged.

"Who do you think I am?" Jiang Xun's eyes became a little dangerous.

"I thought you were..." Gu Wei caught Jiang Xun's gaze, swallowed the three words primary school student, and changed to a more pertinent word, "I thought you were a client."

You can't say that you are a primary school student, you have to give the expression pack a smooth hair.

So under Jiang Xun's scrutinizing eyes, he intermittently explained the whole process of this cross-server chat, but deliberately ignored the details of the elementary school students.

Jiang Xun: "..."

In the first 23 years of his life, he has never seen such a big oolong.

So the kid is really a good boy, he lives soberly, he doesn't have rich experience, and he doesn't have the feat of hundreds of 80 people.

In that wechat chat between the chicken and the duck, Jiang Xun could only say that it was good luck.

"I'm a serious idol, I don't have a yearly contract." Gu Wei said, "I'm confused if I have a yearly contract."

Gu Wei was very clear about his position.

"I don't fall in love either." Gu Weichao is dedicated, "I'm also confused about love."

Finally clearing up the misunderstanding, Gu Wei heaved a sigh of relief, but he didn't know that Jiang Xun could see his relaxed appearance in his eyes.

In front of the fans, the little idol who is handsome in various ways and screams sweet and salty, but speaks very well behind his back.

How could such a little idol be black and red? Where did those unsightly cursing remarks on Weibo come from?

Jiang Xun frowned slightly when he thought of those remarks on Weibo.

Just as Gu Wei moved his hand to the door lock and was about to flee, Jiang Xun held the phone in his hand and handed it to him. The screenshot on it happened to be the criminal evidence at noon today.

"What are you running for? Are you getting more courageous?" Jiang Xun pointed to the screenshot on his phone, "Explain?"

Gu Wei: "..." He forgot that there is still this stubble.

"You are really courageous." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and commented, "You scolded me in Moments, and you didn't even block me."

"I've blocked it!" Gu Wei became annoyed when he thought of this, and his voice became a little louder, "Who knew it was only visible to you!"

Don't ask, ask, it's WeChat's fault.

Jiang Xun: "..."

He understood that Gu Wei was either bold or confused.

As soon as Gu Wei just finished speaking, he immediately realized what he said was wrong, and covered his mouth actively, completely silent.

The more he explained, the more he seemed to be nothing.

"That's why you scolded me specially, I owe you an education." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and concluded, "I still want to pay a year and teach you a lesson. What do you think should I do?"

"I won't be bullied." Gu Wei tried hard to reduce the sense of presence, "And I won't sell packages anymore, you can't sign up for a year."

It's all the fault of the Jiugongge in the circle of friends, Bao Nian can't make it through.

"Brother, the annual contract is not good for your health, let's calm down, okay?" Gu Wei changed his angle and started dog-legging, "You professional players are so busy, how can you have time for the annual contract, right?"

Facing the gangster, Gu Wei showed an unprecedented desire to survive.

Know it with reason, move with emotion.

"Are you questioning something about me?" Jiang Xun raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, absolutely not." Gu Wei said, "I am concerned about your health."

"Brother, I was wrong." Gu Wei showed a hundred thousand points of sincerity, "I promise there will be no next time."

Make sure you won't block the wrong person next time.

There is still an ambiguous relationship between the two of them, and Gu Wei has done nothing wrong. Jiang Xun can't bully him too much: "Forget it, because you are my fan, let me forgive you this time." gone."

It's not good to scare Gu Wei, the future will be long, after all, they still have a chance to see each other again.

"Huh?" Gu Wei was stunned.

Jiang Xun misunderstood.

He is not a fan of Jiang Xun, he just likes to use Jiang Xun's emoticons, and he doesn't understand the complicated e-sports knowledge and skill analysis.

Probably because he always mixed with the hardcore fans in the group and collected countless emoticons, Jiang Xun misunderstood.

but--

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

Gu did not know current affairs, especially knowledge.

He, Gu Wei, has become Jiang Xun's diehard fan right now.

"Xunshen!" Gu Wei showed his highest level of third-tier acting skills, "I've been a fan of you for a long time, please sign me."

It can save life and sell money.

Why not do it.

Anyway, after surviving this calamity and annulling this marriage, he promises to stay far away from Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun stared at Gu Wei for a while, and didn't comment on his poor acting skills, but he still found a piece of autograph paper and signed it for Gu Wei.

"Can you not sign it?" Gu Wei bargained, Jiang Xun seldom signed for others, so how could he use it to sell money to the four Jiang Xun fans in the group.

"No." Jiang Xun refused, "What about your sincerity?"

To Gu Wei children:

I wish you a bright future.

Jiang Xun

Holding the lottery of the world champion, Gu Wei finally escaped from the clutches of the gangster.

The future is expected.

In addition to being more fierce, calculating, and retribution, the emoji seems to be... not bad?

But this marriage still has to be withdrawn.

Who made the emoji so fierce.

As soon as Gu Wei got into the babysitter's car, he saw the manager Sister Zhao whom he hadn't seen recently.

"Why did it take you so long?" Sister Zhao asked casually.

"Sorry for the delay." Gu Wei hid Jiang Xun's signature paper behind his back.

The manager didn't care too much, he just had something to say: "I'll explain two things to you."

Gu Wei nodded: "Sister Zhao, tell me."

"One piece of good news and one piece of bad news." The manager said the bad news first, "Your role was rejected in the modern big IP idol drama "Mingming Like the Moon" that you took on earlier."

Gu Wei: "..."

The agent glanced at him, and briefly explained the reason: "A guy who is a bit worse than you is called He Cheng, and he probably brought money into the group."

The captain Fu Zhi who was sitting on the side poked his head over, "That little Internet celebrity?"

"It's the junior third line now." Luo Chenxuan shook his head.

This circle is like this, if someone supports you, you will go smoothly.

There are so many things like this, Gu Wei has never seen it, and has heard of it to some extent.

But disappointment is inevitable.

He worked so hard for that role.

The agent asked again: "But the script of this drama is more in line with the main theme. The company's judgment is that Xiaohuo guarantees the bottom line. Now the role of male second is vacant. Do you think you want to take it?"

"Go ahead." Gu Wei hesitated for a moment, but chose to accept it.

After his debut, the company took a fancy to his traffic, and the most popular ones for him were variety shows, but besides variety shows, what he needed more were works.

Whether he is wronged or not, this circle cannot allow him to lose the big by making small mistakes in this matter.

"Okay." The agent seemed very satisfied with his choice, "The company also considered it this way. The script of this drama is good, and the role of the male lead is pleasing. A good performance will attract many fans. I will post the script of the male lead later. Here you go, you have to think about the script first, the role is a professional e-sports player, if you are sure, the official announcement will probably be made in the next two days."

Esports player?

Gu Wei was startled.

The only impression he has of e-sports players comes from the gangster Jiang Xun.

Not to mention that in the hand behind him, there is still a world champion's to lottery.

In addition to reading the script and the biography of the character carefully, what method should he use to understand the character in "Mingming Ruyue".

"The good news is..." The manager pinched the center of his brows tiredly after a busy day, "The company has accepted another variety show for you, a reality show about escape and solving puzzles, called "Escape".

Gu Wei: "..."

This is not good news for him.

"Don't object." The agent saw his expression, "I know you don't have a sense of variety show, and everyone knows it in your heart, just go with your black, red, black and red traffic."

Once Gu Wei stops there, he will get a lot of ratings.

Gu Wei is invited to a lot of variety shows now, and that's what they're looking for.

"Just don't cause trouble. The situation in the ancient town can't happen a second time. Again, the company won't help you remove trending searches this month. If something happens, take care of it yourself." The manager said, "You I'll adjust the schedule for you, you go back to rest, and leave tomorrow night, Shi Xinyan will be with you, and I will ask him to take care of you more."

There are members of the same group participating together, and Shi Xinyan's sense of variety is very good, Gu Wei felt relieved, and he asked the last question: "Who are the other guests?"

"I don't know about this for the time being. For the sake of the effect of the program, the production team will not provide a list of members for the time being. At present, there will be five guests with the two of you. If the program's ratings are good later, there will be flying guests. I can only tell you that there are no You are right." Manager Zhao Yu said, "There is no such Jiang Enyuan."

Gu Wei was relieved, the matter of the variety show was settled in this way, and he was going to set off in the evening of the next day, and he still had a night and a day to rest.

The night of the stars ended late, and when Gu Wei returned to his residence, it was almost one o'clock in the morning. He has always had a bad sleep, and he would wake up easily, and it would be difficult to fall asleep without sleeping pills.

Gu Wei took the medicine, lay on the bed, and received a script from his agent.

"Mingming Like the Moon" is an inspirational youth idol drama. It starts from the high school life of two couples of men and women. Everyone went from confused to firm in the youthful time, and each found their own direction and shined in their own fields. Brighten.

Gu Wei's upcoming male second is a professional e-sports player.

What is the life of a professional gamer like?

The only professional player that Gu didn't know was Jiang Xun.

Gu Wei suddenly had a brilliant idea, he thought he could go to Weibo to look through Jiang Xun's Chaohua, and see the growth history of the big gangster.

Gu Wei opened Weibo, searched for TMW, and the first user who popped up was the familiar TMW-Xun.

Jiang Xun's microblog was registered earlier, and there are more than 1000 microblogs.

Gu Wei learned his lesson and carefully avoided the word "Following" under TMW-Xun. Taking advantage of the darkness, his courage gradually swelled, and he began to search Jiang Xun's Weibo.