I'm just a dude

The prince hosted a banquet, and gathered dozens of new imperial examination candidates and talented scholars from all over the world. In the end, there was an order to be busy at the banquet...

Seeing the people around him looking at each other, Qi Yuan didn't know if Lu Xinghe was helping him, but he still grinned gratefully at them.

Lu Xinghe happened to be talking to their row, and when he saw this, he paused slightly, lowered his head and poured wine expressionlessly, but the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

As a result, Qi Yuan immediately understood that this person was really helping him.He felt elated in his heart, and he wondered if the guy from Yangzhou had a good relationship with this Lu Xinghe.From this point of view, I have to ask this again in this reply, and I have a spectrum in my heart.

He was enjoying his own discretion, but someone on the other side couldn't stand it. Some people said that the busy order is just a pastime at the drinking table, which is extremely vulgar and not suitable for such elegant things as fighting incense. Someone suggested that the young prostitutes from the Jiaofang Division yesterday come over and let them beat the drums. Wouldn't it be fun for everyone to beat the drums and pass the flowers.

Naturally, these people who spoke were not ordinary people. There were officials and sons of lords.The prince just said to follow Lu Xinghe's idea, these people refuted it, it was tantamount to slapping the prince in the face.However, as far as what they saw in the West Garden that day, the gentry in Beijing didn't seem to be very afraid of the prince.

Qi Yuan sized up those few people, but couldn't tell whether these people made a slip of the tongue after drinking or did so on purpose, so he could only quietly put down the wine glass, and then looked at the prince's face.

The prince really looked ugly, even Lu Xinghe glanced at those people.But this feast of incense fighting is the first task of the crown prince, and today's banquet is also an opportunity to win over new imperial examination candidates. If he directly refute it at this time, it will give people a sense of narrow-mindedness and arbitrariness.

The atmosphere during the banquet was awkward, so Wen Chi on the other side smiled and said softly: "Your Highness has always been generous and kind. If you want to use this to show off your talents, it would be better to recommend yourself. Otherwise, this busy schedule will be ruined." A reprimand, wouldn't the Tai Tuo and Brother Verity be scolded as vulgar people together?"

The former Yang Taifu, the veteran of the three dynasties, the number one scholar in both civil and military affairs, usually likes to drink and join in the fun.The latter, Lu Xinghe, is also a child prodigy in court. Although Fang Chenghe took the top spot in the provincial examination this year, Lu Xinghe has been assisting the prince in the East Palace for the past few years. Even Ren Yan was overwhelmed by him.

Those few people have heard that Wen Chi is too smooth, and that he is not as popular as Lu Xinghe in the East Palace, and the relationship between the two people is not very good on weekdays, so they didn't expect Wen Chi to speak out suddenly, with a gun and a stick. , The gambler was speechless.

The prince's face softened a little, but there was still coldness in his eyes.

These people were at a loss for words for a while, but Wen Chi still smiled, as if chatting with everyone, and continued: "However, since you think it's boring to just make wine orders, why don't we add another one, the wine surface is the busy order, and the bottom of the wine is The incense in the garden. Whoever comes up right will be rewarded. If anyone is not right, he will be punished."

He spoke softly, and the expressions of the scholars present were different, as if they didn't think much of him.But this proposal satisfies the thoughts of many people, and some people below nodded.

Ruan Hong sat in the front, suddenly became interested, and asked: "If you reward, what will you reward? If you punish, how will you punish?"

Wen Chi said: "The grand scenery of the West Garden is made of the fragrance of flowers collected from various places. Since today is a grand festival of fighting incense, why not use the fragrances of this grand festival for this reward. If you win, you can go to the West Garden to pick a piece to bring with you." Go home, if you lose, you have to buy a share from Xiyuan. Of course, the purchase price must be fair, just follow the market price."

As soon as this proposal was mentioned, Qi Yuan immediately understood before others could react.

What a thief idea!

Because of the lavish purchases by the Ministry of Rites, the price of the four seasons flowers in central Beijing has remained high.But now the layout of the West Garden is exactly the money spent by the Ministry of Rites.This Wenchi actually has a thick face and a dark heart, and wants to take advantage of this banquet to blatantly take back some of the money.

Maybe the ones who didn't match up in the end were all those who made rude remarks in the West Garden that day.

Although the others reacted a little slower, they were not stupid. They quickly sensed Wenchi's intentions and hesitated.Ruan Hong rolled his eyes and stopped making any sound.

Qi Yuan looked left and right, thinking that anyway, the Qi family is on the prince's boat, this Lu Xinghe seems to be good, he might as well go along with the flow and sell well.

There was someone on the opposite side who was about to move, so Qi Yuan made up his mind, simply patted the table, clapped his hands and praised: "Good! Excellent!"

The three people above looked at him together.

Wen Chi said with a smile: "If that's the case, then let's start. Mr. Zhao, please!"

Mr. Zhao sat at the front, and was in Qi Yuan's row. Naturally, he followed the prince at this time, pondered for a while, and said with a smile: "Who is the most idle in the world? Lu Yang Gaoying draws swings. Who is the busiest in the world? In the middle of the night, the dragon chariot is cool at night."

During the Ching Ming Festival, everyone enjoys swinging on the swings, which is naturally leisurely.And the emperor was busy with government affairs, so he didn't go back to the palace to rest at midnight, so it was appropriate to say that he was the busiest.

Mr. Zhao picked up the wine glass, drank it slowly, and then said: "The bottom of the wine, smell the fragrance."

Because there is Ching Ming Festival in his drinking order, so all the fragrances of Ching Ming are acceptable. Everyone knows that he has taken a trick, but they can only nod their heads in praise. Thinking about it, it will be more difficult later on, and many people feel relieved Start thinking about yourself.

Sitting across from Mr. Zhao was a middle-aged man, but after thinking for a while, he was able to answer a few sentences, but it was based on the fragrant soup of the Dragon Boat Festival. Shangyuan Festival.There are two others who can't match, just admit defeat.

Seeing that Qi Yuan was here, the surrounding became much quieter.

Qi Yuan knew that he had a mediocre reputation in the Imperial College, so he was not in a hurry, waited for the last one to finish, and said slowly: "Who is the most idle person in the world? The magistrate is chasing rent for Bai Detian. Who is the busiest person in the world?" One hundred thousand waists wrapped up in Huaxiang. At the bottom of the wine, there is the fragrance of Baimei."

When he thought of the Mu family temporarily, he added it in a moment of brain fever.Although the second half of the sentence is indecent, it has a beginning and an end.

However, someone was holding his breath and asked, "Young Master Qi, who is Bai Detian referring to as the magistrate chasing rent?"

Everyone here knows that it is the magistrate of Hangzhou, this person asked knowingly, Qi Yuan also pretended to be stupid, and said with a smile, "I am not from the Ministry of Officials, you have to ask the senior officials of the Ministry of Officials."

Another person said: "In this way, the wine base of Bai Meixiang is not suitable. The magistrate is chasing the rent, how can it be done?"

Qi Yuan took a look and saw that it was the one whom he scolded "why didn't you enroll early" that day, secretly rolled his eyes.

"Then what do you think?" Qi Yuan looked at him with a frown, and said with a perplexed expression, "It's not easy for me to be right about this drinking order, so I can't forget it."

But the man laughed sinisterly: "Qi Caizi praised the wine order just now, so naturally he can't be fooled now. Either Qi Caizi will make another pair with ** Bai Meixiang, or simply admit defeat. Great talent, you can do it ?”

"Who said I can't do it?" Qi Yuan stared, "But don't try to squeeze me, why should I listen to you? Let... let Mr. Wen judge!"

Wen Chi glanced at him and said with a smile: "So, it's easy to do, you can do it again, if you can do it well, he will lose."

The man saw Qi Yuan's eyeballs rolling wildly, scratching his ears and scratching his cheek anxiously, and became more and more sure that he was not good enough, so he agreed immediately.

Seeing that he agreed, Qi Yuan smiled, but opened his mouth and said, "Isn't it Bai Meixiang? Listen carefully! Who is the most idle in the world? Grandma laughs and pays for drinking, who is the busiest in the world, my lady." Push you into the wing."

In the area of ​​Jiangsu and Zhejiang, everyone called prostitutes Xiaoniang, and guests called old bustards grandma.During the banquet, many people liked to have sex with prostitutes and drink alcohol, and they understood it as soon as they heard it, and many people laughed.

Qi Yuan didn't take this seriously at all, he just said ten or eight more sentences, no matter how narrow he was, he could get it right.The man didn't expect him to be so vulgar, but he couldn't think of a rebuttal, so angry and annoyed, his face was as red as a pig's head.

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ps: By the Qinhuai River, prostitutes are very particular.Maids call prostitutes "Mother", and outsiders call them "Xiao Niang".

A guest came and called the guest "brother-in-law", and the guest called the madam "grandmother". (⊙o⊙)...