I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The ghosts that come out of the gate of ghosts have all kinds of strange shapes, some are walking, some are floating, some have missing arms and legs, some have no noses, no eyes, long tongues, and they all die.Some don't wear the clothes of this era, and there are ghosts with bare foreheads and long braids.

They came out in great numbers, some ghosts came to the world to hang out, some had family members, and wanted to take advantage of this time to go home and have a look.

Seeing so many ghosts, Xie Cheng subconsciously held the whip in his hand, "There must be too many ghosts. Sure enough, the ghost gate in the cemetery is not an ordinary gate. Can we guard it?"

"If you can't keep it, call a helper," Gu Ye knocked on the melon seeds and continued to shout: "Doudizhu three missing one, is there anyone here? Three missing one!"

Xie Cheng kicked him angrily, "Stop yelling! Don't lose face!"

"What's so embarrassing about it, playing differently with whom?"

When Gu Ye yelled, many ghosts really looked at them, and the eyes of the two of them looked like they had seen a ghost even more than the two of them.Some old ghosts would come back to the world for a walk in the past years, and I have also met masters guarding the gate, and ghosts with a strong embarrassment on the dike do harm to the world. I have seen all styles of masters, and I have seen them cry after seeing them, but I have never seen them shouting. They fight the landlord together.

An old ghost in Qing Dynasty official robes came over curiously, looking at the things they put on, eager to try, Xie Cheng was speechless, "Can you?"

The old ghost grinned his teeth, "What do we have in the underworld, everyone has a Lamborghini, who can't fight the landlord?"

Gu Ye complained: "How has your currency inflated?"

Xie Cheng was curious, "There really is a hell, what does the hell look like?"

Gu Ye interrupted him with a kick, "Don't ask about the afterlife when you're alive, don't ask too much."

Xie Cheng immediately gave up, "Then I won't ask any more questions, let's play cards, and I sue you, those who lose will flick their foreheads."

"No," said the old ghost in distaste: "Flicking the forehead is so boring, just play with money."

Gu Ye waved his hand, "We don't play with gamblers."

The old ghost gave them a contemptuous look, "Poor!" He shook his sleeves and left.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Ghost is too courageous now, aren't you afraid that I will accept him?"

Xie Cheng also sighed: "In this world, ghosts are not afraid of the master anymore."

Gu Ye continued to shout helplessly: "Doudizhu three missing one, is there a ghost?"

At this time, I felt a trace of evil spirit coming from the ghost gate, the two raised their eyebrows, Xie Cheng stood up immediately, held a whip and looked at the door, a tall and strong evil ghost with a blue face came from the ghost He ran out of the door with chains on his body. It looked like he had escaped when the ghost gate was wide open and all the ghosts were running out.The evil ghost had just stepped half a step out of the ghost gate, and then there was a shoe sole facing him. Xie Cheng kicked him back, "Go back!"

Gu Ye applauded from behind, "Great!"

Immediately afterwards, two more evil spirits rushed out together. Xie Cheng flicked his whip, and the air that was pumped made a sound of piercing, "Don't look! Help!"

Gu Ye said with a smile: "No, I just want to fight the landlord."

Xie Chengqi laughed, "Do you owe it?!"

There are really ghosts who don’t want to go home, those who want to play cards with Gu Ye, followed Gu Ye to the place where they spread the tablecloth, Xie Cheng kicked the two evil ghosts back, and ran back quickly, Gu Ye was surrounded by ghosts. There was a big circle around the ghost.

The two drew one that was pleasing to the eye, and as soon as the three of them finished drawing the cards, they felt another evil spirit. Xie Cheng wanted to scold the street, "Why don't you let people have fun?"

Gu Ye played the card with a smile, "Yeli, you go and guard for a while, and Tsing Yi will change the guard with you later."

Ye Li floated out of Gu Ye's bag, and stood lightly in the air, with a small body, standing upright, drawing the bow and arrow in his hand, and looking coldly at the direction of the ghost gate, when the evil ghost just showed his face, there was a sound of breaking through the air It flew out and almost shot the evil spirit in the eye.The evil spirit was so frightened that he retracted his head and never dared to show his head again.

Xie Cheng looked envious and jealous, "I also want to raise it."

Gu Ye advised him: "Forget it, as long as you can take care of yourself."

The longer the ghost gate is open, the more evil spirits come out.No matter what kind of evil spirit came out, Yeli would persuade him to retreat with one arrow, and if he didn't retreat, the next arrow would directly shoot him in the forehead.You can either go back, or your soul will fly away, children are so domineering.

Around five o'clock, the sky was about to break, and gradually no ghosts dared to come out of the ghost gate, and the ghosts who played cards with Gu Ye and the others also found places to hide.The two of them yawned. After eating the melon seeds and drinks, they collected the garbage on the ground and prepared to rest.

Xie Cheng asked Gu Ye: "Where are you going? I'll take you back first, and we'll gather here at night."

Gu Ye spread his hands, "What are you going to do when you go back? Find a shady place and sleep, it might not be all right during the day, so it's better to look at it and rest assured."

Don't worry about the two of them guarding the ghost gate in the cemetery. I came to see them after dawn. Unexpectedly, the two of them hung two hammocks on a tree not far away. It was as pleasant as an outing.

The eyes of the colleagues looking at Gu Ye are extremely complicated. No matter what, Gu Ye is always there. Whoever said that Gu Ye is not good must have a brain hole. Give him a bad name?

Seeing that they were all right, the young men left. Gu Ye lay on the hammock, enjoying the cool air from Lingling's body, took out his mobile phone, called an errand boy, and bought him two KFC family buckets as a gift. come over.Wherever you are, enjoy life.

The two of them ate for a while, played for a while, and slept for a while, feeling that they were enjoying life, but the people who came to visit the grave thought they were sick, and looked at them like idiots.Finally, when it was almost dark, the ghost gate became lively again, and some ghosts came to the place where the cards were played yesterday as soon as they came out.Gu Ye saw it from a distance, and asked in puzzlement, "What are they doing?"

"Fuck! Shameless! They are holding poker cards in their hands, and they are robbing our territory!" Xie Cheng stood directly on the hammock with good balance.Stand tall and see far away, jump straight down after seeing it clearly, run over and shout: "I took that grave!"

Gu Ye raised his forehead, so childish!

An old man said dissatisfiedly: "What do you take? This is my house, and my son bought it for me."

Xie Cheng and I took a look at the photo on the tombstone, and ran back aggrieved, "That site really belongs to that old man."

Gu Ye said slowly: "Then you don't want to rob others, isn't it good to sit here and eat snacks? I asked the errand brother to bring popcorn and jelly, which one do you want?"

Xie Cheng was about to walk away with a bucket of popcorn, staring at the ghost gate while eating. At this time, he heard Gu Ye say: "Did I guard the gate for you? Did I help you solve the big trouble? Do you have to thank me?" Me? Do you have to protect me in the future?"

Xie Cheng turned his head and saw that there was a picture of Lord Yama on Gu Ye's mobile phone, and he was playing tricks on him. Xie Cheng frowned, "We all worship the Supreme Lord, how can you offer it to the King of Hades?"

Gu Ye gnawed on the jelly, and said with a smile: "There is a god in my heart, and everything can become a god. Looking up, you have to look up, it's too tiring. It's better to guard the hell with Lord Yama, and judge thousands of evil spirits. He is yin or yang, isn’t it all the same?”

Xie Cheng thought about these few words carefully, and immediately gave Gu Ye a thumbs up, which made sense.

The later it gets, the heavier the yin in the ghost gate, and the more evil spirits want to escape back to the human world.Yeli and Tsing Yi stood on the left and right sides of the door, came out and stared at the other, and when they saw the evil spirits, they fought back without Gu Ye and Xie Cheng's actions.

It wasn't until the middle of the night, when the gate of hell was closed, that the two of them were completely relieved. Gu Ye took a taxi and went directly to Yu Ze's place. He was so sleepy that he took a shower, lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.

Yu Ze carried him to the bed, looked at Gu Ye's sleeping face, felt distressed, but couldn't stop it.

If you love him, how can you be willing to break his wings?

Next, Gu Ye didn't let Yu Ze worry about it anymore, and took a good rest at home for a few days, moved out the study materials again, and studied by himself.During this period, Xie Cheng also asked about the male ghost, and Gu Ye told the other party: "I'm still cultivating the soul, but now the soul is too weak, and before I can finish the question after calling out a few sentences, he may have left by himself."

Xie Cheng told him: "After raising him, don't act alone, call me."

Gu Ye teased him with a smirk: "Don't worry, we ran into him because you are poisonous, and we can't run away from you."

Xie Cheng scolded "Du Du Shou", and hung up the phone in disgust.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, who poisoned the beast?He has never heard of such a god-fucking species.

It wasn't until a few days before the start of school that Gu Ye took care of the man's soul. He made an agreement with Cheng Cheng to get to know the Cheng family in the evening and let the soul out.

I didn't see the instability of the soul before, but now the facial features are clear, and Gu Ye sympathizes with the other party. It's a typical miserable life, and I haven't had a good day.

Xie Cheng doesn't know how to read faces, and he also thinks that this person looks quite unlucky, and everyone looks bitter, "Tell me, what is your name, how old is it, and how did you die?"

When Xie Cheng asked in this tone, the man was taken aback. He thought that Xie Cheng was the legendary magistrate of the underworld, and he was so scared that he almost confessed to the eight generations of his ancestors. "My name is Li Shan. I am 35 years old. I live in Lizi Village, Dafu Town, City A. My parents divorced when I was a child. I grew up with my grandma. In the early years, my grandma disappeared. When I was young, I didn't get injections properly, and my legs and feet fell. , I don’t have a wife, I’m a bachelor.”

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Say something useful, you should have died unjustly."

As soon as he said this, Li Shan's eyes turned red, "I hate his grandma! Mr. Judge, they are so inhuman! Animals! They are all animals!"

"Judge..." Gu Ye was speechless, "Okay, you go first."

"A year ago, I came here to work together with a young boy from our village and three people from the next door village. We did casual labor, that is, the kind that pays daily wages on the same day. Working at heights is dangerous work. Normally, seat belts should be worn around the waist, and nets should be laid between each floor below, so that even if someone falls, they will be caught by the nets and will not die."

Speaking of this, Li Shan's face became a bit hostile, "After I climbed up, I accidentally stepped on the air, and the rope on my body didn't pull me. The chain is only as thick as a little finger!" After making gestures, he said angrily: "Can you move an adult? What's more, those nets below didn't stop me! They were all cheap goods bought by cutting corners! I fell from the [-]th floor to the first floor. layer!"

Xie Cheng became angry when he heard this, "Isn't this a joke about the lives of migrant workers? It's okay if nothing happens. If it really falls, one will die."

Li Shan sneered, "The most hateful thing is that the work was stopped that day because of insufficient materials. There were only five of us in the entire construction site, and there was a person who led us here. If this matter is known to the outside, the house will definitely not It’s easy to sell, and the delivery period is almost here. If the real estate agent loses money to everyone, the builder must be responsible. In order not to affect the construction period, in order not to let the news of the loss of life be spread, it will affect the construction of the building. And sales, and in order not to spread the news of cutting corners, they threw me into the cement and smashed it, and used it as a material!"

Xie Cheng asked with an ugly face: "Where's your worker and Fa Xiao?"

Li Shan's face darkened, "Those workers and Fa Xiao got a hush money of 20 yuan each, and they all went home. I am a person with no relatives and no reason, neither my parents nor my parents, and I am still a poor bachelor. , who can find me?"