I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Sure enough, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is more powerful than the next generation. Gu Ye never thought about such a coquettish operation. Looking at the little girl in shock, Gu Ye silently extended a thumb, awesome!

The little girl said seriously: "I want to continue living with my family. The only way is to let my mother regenerate me again, so that I can take care of my parents and protect my brother."

Gu Ye nodded, what he said was very reasonable, but, "This matter is not easy to handle, reincarnation is a matter for the king of Hades."

The little girl looked up at Gu Ye, and asked pitifully, "Aren't you a master? Can't you see ghosts? Ask him if he can do it?"

Gu Ye was amused, "We've all heard of Hades, but who has seen it? How can we ask casually?"

The little girl puffed her cheeks, her big eyes were watery, and she looked at Gu Ye begging for help, "Brother, please, you must have a way, right?"

Being looked at by a little girl, staring at a pair of pure big eyes asking for help, as long as she is not hard-hearted, she will be soft-hearted, but Gu Ye smiled, "Little girl, I have no obligation to help you. Free lunch?"

Zou Tong calmed down, with a sullen face, and said in a low voice: "I will pay, I will ask my mother to give you the money."

Gu Ye was helpless, "That's not your money, I'll help you, you owe me, this has a cause and effect, it has nothing to do with your mother's money."

Zou Tong thought for a while, and asked seriously: "I don't have anything to pay for, then, can I recognize you as your father in the future and serve you until you grow old?"

When Lingling, who was sitting on the desk pretending to be a doll, heard this sentence, a red light flashed in her eyes, and the doll's head turned stiffly, looking straight at the kid, expressionless.

Gu Ye was still a little embarrassed, "This matter is not easy to handle. I don't lack girls, girl. I can help with everything else, but I really can't help with this."

Zou Tong stood in the corner, wiping tears silently, seeing Gu Ye's still cold face, unmoved, suddenly rushed over, hugged Gu Ye's leg, "Please help me, besides coming to you, I will I don’t know who else can help me, I really don’t want to leave, my mother will be sad if I leave, can you just ask Lord Yan Wang?”

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You kid is too advanced and courageous. You make me want to accept you as an apprentice, but it's a pity that we don't have the fate of master and apprentice."

Zou Tong still hugged Gu Ye's leg, "Then I will recognize you as my father, and I will give you monthly pension when I grow up, okay? I have nothing else to do but to do this."

At this time, Lingling finally couldn't bear it any longer, stood up from the table, flew to Gu Ye's side, tore the kid who was much bigger than herself from Gu Ye's leg, and fiercely pushed it aside, " You go away! This is my dad!"

The child was full of resentment, with a fierce appearance, looking like she wanted to bite, Gu Ye hurriedly picked her up, "Girl, be gentle, and speak up if you have something to say."

Lingling stretched out her little feet angrily, even if she couldn't kick her, she still kicked her legs twice to scare the opponent, "If you act like a baby again, I will beat you!"

Gu Ye said helplessly: "That's not acting like a baby."

Lingling snorted dissatisfied, "Hold your legs, no! This is my leg!"

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, fortunately, the girl is not a real person, so she doesn't need to marry in the future, otherwise she would not be able to get married if she has such a temper.

The golden little fat man floated over and pulled Lingling away, Tefal persuaded her: "Let's not care about little Lolita, she is still young, come here, calm down."

Lingling pointed to her nose, "She has my loli?"

The little fat man hurriedly apologized: "You are the most lolita, you are the most sensible, father loves you the most, stop fighting with her, she can't beat you."

Only then was Lingling satisfied, pointing at Zou Tong, "Stay away from me, talk nicely, and then hug your legs and beat you!"

Frightened by Lingling's meal, Zou Tong finally calmed down. After being silent for a while, Zou Tong took two steps back and knelt down in front of Gu Ye.

Gu Ye frowned, and hurriedly pulled her, "Don't do this, I won't accept this great gift."

There is a saying in the Xuanshu circle that, in addition to returning a gift at a funeral, a willing bow from the other party can give the recipient a layer of good fortune. If there is no relative or reason, it will also damage the luck of the worshiper. Gu Ye doesn't want to accept it.Zou Tong kowtowed involuntarily, and said seriously: "I can't go, I'm going, my mother can't bear it, she might have to go with me, without her, what will my brother do? He is so young, he can't live without his mother, Maybe my dad will find a stepmother for him in the future. With a stepmother, there will be a stepdad, and there will be younger brothers and sisters in the future. I can't watch him suffer. Master Gu, I have nothing to give you, only this life. I don't ask for it Long life, I just want to serve my parents until they grow old, and watch my younger brother grow up. After that, I will give my life back to you, and I will be a slave and a sacrifice. I am willing to do it. Please see my sincerity, Master Gu, please help me !"

Gu Ye looked at the little girl helplessly. He wanted to have fun in the first half, but this girl thought too real, but later he had to move him. This child is filial.Looking at the causal line that has not disappeared on her body, Gu Ye said helplessly: "Try it, I don't guarantee it will work."

"Thank you, Master Gu!" Zou Tong kowtowed three times to Gu Ye, with tears in his eyes, "Whether it is successful or not, Zou Tong will remember this kindness."

Having said all this, what else can I say?Gu Ye had no choice but to go to the study, invited the statue of Hades out, hung it on the wall of the living room, took out three sticks of incense, lit it, and worshiped the statue three times, with a rare serious face: "Today, Gu Ye San Xiang Jingshen, I sincerely ask, if I do this, will you be angry with me? If I am not angry, I will agree. When the embryo was still a cell, I stuffed the child's soul into it and let it Her mother will give her another time, if you don't speak, I will agree."

As soon as Gu Ye finished speaking, the three incense sticks in his hand broke off without warning, and fell to the ground in unison. The lit end fell on Gu Ye's shoe, almost scalding Gu Ye's feet.

Gu Ye looked dissatisfied at the statue of Lord Yan, "Do you have to pay me a pair of slippers?"

Seeing this, Hongdou couldn't help floating out of the beads, "Don't make trouble, you can't agree to this matter, and you will be punished."

Gu Ye shrugged his shoulders and said to Zou Tong, "Look, he's not happy anymore."

Zou Tong wept silently, and kowtowed to the statues non-stop, each of them hit the ground heavily, his eyes were firm, and he felt like he could kowtow to death if the King of Hades refused to agree.

Gu Ye's heart softened, and he turned his head to look at the statue of Lord Hades, "Since you disagree, I'll ask you again." He turned around and took a plate of melon seeds, "If you don't agree, give this plate of melon seeds to you." I ate it, if you can't eat it, you agree to help her."

Two seconds later, Gu Ye said with a smile: "Look, you didn't eat, which means you agree."

Hongdou anxiously snatched the plate of melon seeds from Gu Ye's hand, and was rarely in a hurry, "No, you are trying to die!"

Gu Ye smiled, "Have I done enough to die? It doesn't matter, I can handle it."

Both Tsing Yi and Ye Li looked at Gu Ye with a cold face, and Ye Li said with disgust, "If he doesn't want to die, he's gone."

Gu Ye smiled, "The eldest son still understands me."

"Hmph!" Yeli turned his head angrily, and got into the ceramic doll on Gu Ye's table. People who came here were already used to Gu Ye's death. Compared with before, Gu Ye is simply a good baby now.

Gu Ye put Zou Tong's soul away, and immediately sent a voice message to Yu Ze: "Honey, come pick me up, save me!"

After speaking, Gu Ye quickly packed a backpack, took two sets of clothes, and stuffed his son and daughter into the bag.After a while, after receiving the message that Yu Ze was coming soon, he rushed downstairs with a group of non-human beings.

Gu Decheng and his wife took a stroll outside after eating, and happened to block Gu Ye at the door. Seeing that he was going out again at night, Gu Decheng's face immediately turned cold, "Going out so late?"

Gu Ye smiled and slipped out from the side, "I won't be back these two nights, I want to avoid disaster."

Madam Gu also turned cold, "What trouble have you caused, you brat?"

Gu Ye had already run out, and saw Yu Ze's car coming from a distance, Gu Ye smiled and waved, "I provoked a big boss, I'm afraid he will beat me in a dream, I'll come back after hiding for two days! "

The couple who Gu Ye said were at a loss. Seeing that he ran away and couldn't call back, the couple went upstairs with cold faces. Gu Decheng was taken aback when he saw these things in his room, "Look at him!" Look, what kind of messy things does he do every day? Why did he confess to Lord Hell? You don't care about him at home."

Mrs. Gu said aggrievedly: "He's not three or five years old, how can I still stare at him every day?"

Both of them sighed, Gu Decheng said coldly: "Come here, please close his room quickly."

Mrs. Gu looked down, "Why is the incense broken? It's unlucky, and I will light it for the Great God."

She didn't really understand these things, so she picked them up from the ground without thinking too much about them, lit them and put them in the incense burner.As the incense burned, the smoke drifted towards the statue, but the statue didn't want it, so it wanted it.

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After getting in the car, Yu Ze looked at the smirk on Gu Ye's face, "Did you cause trouble?"

Gu Ye heyed twice, "He stole a life in the hands of Hades."

The smile on Yu Ze's face suddenly disappeared, and he said worriedly: "Don't make yourself into it."

Gu Ye waved his hands carelessly, "It doesn't matter, as long as I have your purple energy protecting me, and my merits and virtues, Lord Yan wants to take my life, and God will not agree. The boss, brother, He has to listen to his brother."

Yu Ze was speechless, what kind of ghost theory is this?

Gu Ye suddenly became serious, a little scared, "But I'm worried, I might dream that my master beats me tonight, no, turn the car around for me, I'm going to buy some beautiful girls for my master to send over, he Maybe there's no time to beat me up."

The corner of Yu Ze's mouth twitched, "If I were your master, I would be able to live."

"I can't, I can't live anymore," Gu Ye slapped his hands together, slapped, spread his palms and said with a smile: "He was burned to ashes, I collected it myself, buried it myself, and I can't find it again."

Thinking of all the things before, Yu Ze held Gu Ye's hand distressedly, but Gu Ye was amused instead, "It's nothing, I've seen it all, don't think too much about it."

Yu Ze raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "If I can protect you with my purple aura, you can take it all away."

Gu Ye couldn't help laughing, the fate is like this, who dares to take it away from what God gave?If Yu Ze's purple aura could be stolen, I don't know how many people would be tempted. Gu Ye didn't say anything, leaned on Yu Ze's shoulder with a smile, and found a comfortable posture, "Okay, I can use it as I want. Take it, one day you dare to find someone else, I will take away all your good luck and make you lonely for the rest of your life."

Yu Ze responded softly, "Okay."

At this time, the roof of Yu Ze's car was very spectacular, not only ghost generals, but also Tsing Yi and Ye Li standing there.The murderous aura of the three of them was too heavy, and when they passed by with a strong aura, the ghost aura was like a wind blowing. Coupled with Yu Ze's purple aura, the lonely ghosts retreated when they saw them, and the formation was particularly frightening.

At this time, two mysterious art masters happened to pass by on the side of the road. One of them was a newcomer who had just opened his eyes. He came to see the excitement at night and gained some insight. He was taken aback by seeing this formation, "Senior brother, what kind of ostentation is this?" ?”

The older one shrank his pupils when he saw Tsing Yi and Ye Li, "Gu Ye inherited his brother's ghost and spirit?"

The young man was puzzled, "Who?"

His senior brother told him seriously: "It's Gu Decheng's third son, who dared to fight the whole union alone. He is a ruthless person just like his senior brother. Now he has inherited the ghosts and spirits raised by his senior brother. Those are all ruthless characters. Senior brother gives you a piece of advice, if you are in this circle, don't mess with Gu Ye."

The newcomer was surprised, "He's so awesome, where did he get so much purple energy? How come ghosts aren't afraid of purple energy, that's so strange."

"There are many kinds of purple qi. One is the emperor's qi, which can tolerate the world. As long as there is no malice towards him, it will not hurt. But ordinary ghosts instinctively feel uncomfortable and restrained. Those three can be in those purple qi. There is no influence in the air, which shows their ability. This purple air and this car may belong to his boyfriend."

"A man? It's disgusting!" The newcomer grinned, looked at the car going away, and said sourly: "Gu Decheng's son can't think about it like this? I can't find any beautiful women, so I have to find a tough man? I I've seen his photos on the Internet, he's really pretty, I like to be suppressed by others...ah!"

A scream startled the people passing by, and then someone shouted: "Come on! Someone fell into the sewer!"

That senior brother stared at the big black hole in front of him with a dazed face, and reacted angrily and cursed: "You idiot!"

The onlookers sighed and said: "How unlucky this man is, how many times he has walked this road, nothing happened, but he came over, stepped on it, the manhole cover was crooked, and he fell down, listen All fresh."

Waiting for the firefighters to rescue him, the man smelled like feces all over his body and in his mouth, and it would have been impossible to save him 2 minutes later.The face of the senior brother turned red with anger, "I told you, it's the emperor's purple qi, and you are still guarding others and swearing at others, aren't you courting death?!"

"Ah!" Gu Ye got out of the car and sneezed.

Yu Ze asked worriedly: "Is the air conditioner in the car too low? Turn it up later."

Gu Ye said unhappily: "No, I suspect that someone is speaking ill of me behind my back."

Yu Ze took the bag from Gu Ye's shoulder with a smile, and led him home with one hand, "Then I miss you, do you feel it?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "No."

Yu Ze turned his head and looked at him helplessly, with a little aggrieved eyes.

Gu Ye smiled, "You can't wait to send me [-] messages a day. I can't feel it. I'm just stupid. What's the point of asking?"

Only then was Yu Ze satisfied, and the corners of his mouth curled up again. After the two returned home, Gu Ye took out all the things in the backpack and asked them to find a place to stay by themselves.Under Yu Ze's cold gesture, the ghost general took them all upstairs.Gu Ye lay down on the sofa, first called Zou Tong's mother, and told her about what Zou Tong said. The other party was already 40 years old, and her body was not in good health. Let the other party think clearly.

However, Wang Ping didn't even think about it for a second. When she heard this solution, she heard a bang on the other side. Before Gu Ye understood what was going on, she heard the other side crying and saying: "Master Gu, I kowtow to you!" , from now on, my family will not worship gods and Buddhas, but only you, a living Bodhisattva, thank you!"

Gu Ye sighed, "Get up quickly, and don't give me a memorial tablet, making me feel like something is wrong. You will take care of your health in the future, and come to me when you find out that you are pregnant. It must be three months ago. At this time The child has not yet formed, nor has it produced spiritual consciousness. After she enters this body, it will be hers. If it is taken by another child, she will snatch it again, and the law of heaven will not allow it."

Wang Ping gratefully agreed, "I will take good care of it, thank you Master Gu!"

After Gu Ye hung up the phone, he put down his phone and ran to find Yu Ze. The other party was bringing him clothes. Half of the closet was empty, and there were all new clothes he made for Gu Ye. Prepared several sets.Gu Ye happily ran over, jumped on Yu Ze's back, and kissed Yu Ze on the cheek, "Honey, you have to protect me tonight, I think I'm very dangerous."

Yu Ze was helpless, "You also know that you are afraid?"

"I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of pain." Gu Ye thought for a while, "No, I'm afraid of death. If I die, you will benefit others."

Yu Ze smiled and carried him to the bedside, "Come down."

"No way!"

"Tsk," Yu Ze grabbed his wrist lovingly, like carrying a big child on his back, "Just know that you are afraid of death, and don't do it in the future."

Gu Ye smiled and nodded in agreement. At night, he retracted into Yu Ze's arms, rubbing the purple air, and only asked the dragon to protect his body, and keep ghosts away.

Gu Ye looked helplessly at him tossing in his arms, and Gu Ye said seriously: "I know what you want to say, I will send it to your door automatically, no, I will send it to bed by myself, it is not your fault that you can't bear it, it is My fault."

Just as Yu Ze wanted to move, Gu Ye turned cold and said solemnly: "Don't make trouble, the business is not done yet, I want to rub myself into the bean in the middle of the marshmallow, and it will be difficult for them to take me out."

Yu Ze's face was gloomy, he didn't care about his excuses, he let him go after alleviating the pain of lovesickness for the past few days, Gu Yelei slept deeply, and in the middle of the night, when no one saw him, a few black air followed Gu Ye Ye's breath came up, but they were all frightened back by the strong purple air, and after a few times, they never came again.In the morning, Gu Ye sat up refreshed. Last night, he had no dreams, was not beaten by his master, and was not possessed by bad luck!happiness!

Picking up the phone and looking, there was an extra 80 transfers in my card. Gu Yemei was broken, and immediately opened the photo album, found the photo of King Yan, and told him seriously: "I won't spend you a penny, I'll build you a temple in the future, so you can't be angry with me anymore, okay?"

There are many temples being built, and I have never heard of a temple being built for Lord Yama. Yu Ze dotingly asked, "Other gods are all praying for peace. If you build a temple for Lord Yama, what do people ask for?"

"I beg to be wronged, and all the bastards who have done bad things will be taken away by the king of hell, bless the world with peace, and the world will not be dark." After Gu Ye finished speaking, he smiled at the photo, "Okay, let's talk about not being angry anymore , I will burn incense for you."

Gu Ye got out of bed in his pajamas, took out three incense sticks from his backpack, and bowed earnestly to his phone. This time, the incense burnt steadily and steadily without breaking.Gu Ye was more careful, "I love you!"

Yu Ze frowned, "You..." Why do you say love to everyone?

Gu Ye thought he was still worried, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I have done more risky things than this before, and I was unlucky for a while, and finally I couldn't help it, so I just played tricks and called him Dad for a while. Unlucky." Seeing Yu Ze's shocked eyes, Gu Ye puffed up his chest, "What are you afraid of? I didn't have a father in my previous life, so it's okay to recognize a father with a background, godfather!"

Yu Ze raised his forehead, his jealousy was wiped out by Gu Ye's few words. Before he knew it, Gu Ye recognized his son, his daughter, and several sisters, and now he found a father, which is still a legend The father in the book that no one has ever seen.

After the three sticks of incense were burned, Gu Ye carefully put away the bottle containing Zou Tong's soul, and this matter came to an end for the time being.Half a year later, Wang Ping became pregnant in October and gave birth to a younger sister to Zou Nian. It is said that the little girl is smart and sensible since she was a child. It's like a little brother.

As her grandfather got older and was taken to the imperial capital, the child seemed to like her very much, and often got tired of being around him, but as she grew up, her facial features were exactly the same as those of her dead sister Zhou Tong.Later, it was said that grandpa was crazy, so crazy that he didn’t even know his son. This little granddaughter still persisted and went to visit grandpa every day. She stayed by her side until grandpa passed away. She was a famous filial child.

At the moment, Gu Ye finished dealing with Zou Tong's affairs temporarily, and stayed at Yu Ze's place for a few days, and it seemed that it was Gu Decheng's birthday.Father Gu didn't plan to make a big deal this year, so the whole family had a meal together. This time, at Gu Ye's insistence, he invited Yu Ze to join him.

A family should be neat and tidy.

Yu Ze prepared calligraphy, paintings and jade, all of which were thoughtful and precious.Gu Ye wondered, what could he give to show his heart?After pondering for a long time, Gu Ye decided to buy a puppy in advance to prepare for his father's retirement in advance.So, on Gu Decheng's birthday, his third son brought back three chihuahuas for him, all of which were as big as palms and had no tails.Gu Ye bought three of them for a good reason, "Do you know how to arrange noodles? When you go out, pay attention to arranging noodles, and be cool! Three of them go side by side, super cool!"

The corners of Gu Decheng's mouth twitched, "Where did you bring it back? I don't want it!"

"Dad, do you think they are small?" Gu Ye led the puppy and chased behind his father, and ran after his father with a smirk, "Don't look at them as small, but they have all five internal organs. You make them look like dogs." A dog as big as Wang, with its long legs, can you catch up with it? The dog king is now more than one meter tall, how scary is it to go out? There is no deterrent effect if you take a puppy like this out, but you can still meet people of the same age. How appropriate to chat with you."

Gu Decheng wanted to be amused by being teased, but he was embarrassed, and his face was still so serious, "Are you teasing me on purpose?"

"No, I'm serious!" Gu Ye looked at the other party's expression of wanting to laugh but was too embarrassed to laugh, and the more he looked at him, the more he wanted to tease him, "Please show my mother, is it the sweetest thing in the whole park?" Handsome uncle?"

Gu Decheng couldn't help being annoyed, and returned the dog to him, "You take the dog to the park, and you can give it to any old man who likes it. I will raise them, and I won't worry about it enough."

Gu Ye had been wandering around his father all morning, making Gu Decheng want to laugh at times and hit him at times. The father and son made such a fuss, and Gu Ye tossed away the estrangement they had created when they were angry a while ago.

Mrs. Gu glanced at Gu Yang, and sighed tiredly. She is content with this silly boy who has three parts of his brother's ability to coax people.

At this time, Gu Lin came back and took an Akita dog out of the car. Seeing the three puppies Gu Ye was leading, the two brothers looked at each other, "Pfft!"

"Hahahaha..." Gu Lin laughed and squatted on the ground, unable to stand up, "What is that thing, electric? It's so small?"

Gu Ye sat on the ground with the three puppies in his arms, and tears came out of his laughter. He swore that the two of them really had no discussion!

Gu Decheng was so angry, he laughed and scolded others: "You two can't do it anymore, get out!"

Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "Okay, the dog stays, and my brothers leave."

Papa Gu laughed and scolded: "Take them away too, you two get lost!"

Gu Lin smirked, "If the eldest brother also buys you a breather, the house will be lively."

Thinking about that scene, Gu Decheng twitched the corner of his mouth and wanted to curse, "No way, your elder brother is not as unreliable as the two of you."

At this time, Brother Gu ran into trouble on his way back.

The driver got out of the car and bought a bottle of water. When he came back, he reversed the car. An old man happened to pass by. It was obvious from the rearview mirror that the car didn't touch the old man, but the old man just lay beside his car, hugging the car. Lulu refused to let go, saying that he had hit him.

The driver hurriedly got out of the car to see, the old man grabbed the driver's clothes and didn't let go, "You hit me, you have to pay money, you can either send me to the hospital for an examination, or give me 2000 yuan .”

The driver said anxiously: "Auntie, we have a driving recorder in our car. You lay beside our car by yourself. We really didn't touch a corner of your clothes."

The old man had gray hair, so he grabbed the driver's trouser leg and cried, "You just hit me, so you have to take me to the hospital! My legs are not working, and my whole body hurts! What kind of world is this? Hit me!" People don’t care about it? People who drive luxury cars are amazing, they don’t care about people’s lives! Everyone, come and see!”

Gu Sen said with a sullen face, "What's the situation? Do you need to call an ambulance?"

The driver said with an ugly face: "Mr. Gu, we have met Pengcier."

"Pengcier?" Gu Sen, who has been abroad, heard this word for the first time. The driver explained: "I just didn't meet her. She said we met her and asked us for money."