I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Mu Jingfei understood Gu Ye's meaning, "You mean, I'll take that man to the police station to beat him?"

Gu Ye asked with a smile: "Should I be arrested for using feudal superstition to defraud people of money?"

Mu Jingfei smiled, "Well, you can find someone to tell me that even if I'm not in the imperial capital, I can still contact my local colleagues."

Gu Ye put on his shoes and got off the bed, "Thank you, sister, the main reason is that even if someone in this line of work is unreasonable, it cannot be handed over to the police as evidence. It can only be said that he is a superstitious feudal deceitful person, and it is a helpless act."

"It's already illegal to deceive people with feudal superstition. He will have a record when he comes in. If he sells this thing to cheat people in the future, I will arrest him." Join the police and set up a separate department to be responsible for similar cases. Whether it is a scumbag or a bastard who has learned his skills and hurts the world, they can all be used as evidence. Those who should be arrested and sentenced should be sentenced. This will reduce a lot of crimes.”

Gu Ye smiled, "Who knows what will happen in the future, but people like us can't show it in the open."

After hanging up the phone, the little policeman who worked as Mu Jingfei's assistant sighed: "A rich second generation catches ghosts and solves cases every day to redress people's grievances. He can't get a penny of salary. He doesn't leave his name when he does good deeds. You What is he up to? I heard that his friend is an orphan, and he runs around every day like him, not for money or fame, so what is he up to?"

Mu Jingfei had a rare and pleasant expression, "Why did you come to the police station?"

"Of course I hope to use the hard-earned knowledge on the right path and serve the people."

Mu Jingfei thought of Gu Ye's eyes when he was confused, and sighed: "Some people's path is determined from the line they learn, and he may not have a choice."

The little policeman couldn't understand, Gu Ye's family is so rich, what can't they do?Why can't you decide?But seeing Mu Jingfei's appearance, he didn't want to say more, so he didn't dare to ask.

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In the morning, the small shrimp wontons made by Hongdou sister are fragrant and refreshing.Gu Ye now has to carry a bag wherever he goes, and drag his family with him. Fortunately, he has helpers and food wherever he goes.As long as Yu Ze is not around, they dare to come out for a stroll.Yu Ze has already asked someone to decorate the upstairs, let these non-human beings live upstairs, and divide the rooms by themselves.

Gu Ye was almost done eating, "I'll go to the hospital to see Xie Cheng after I finish eating, and I'll also ask that buddy if I found the grandson who sells ghost-suppressing magic."

Yu Ze said in a deep voice: "I'll send someone to look for it, and you can go to the hospital."

Gu Ye smiled, "You are so busy with work, don't worry about it, I will do it myself."

"There's no need to do it yourself. If it's close, I'll ask someone to bring him over and go to the hospital to find you. If it's far away, just collect evidence and send him to the police station."

Gu Ye smiled and distributed the uneaten wontons to Yu Ze, "Listen to you, thank you, I love you~"

Yu Ze looked at him seriously for a while, and suddenly said seriously: "Your tone is very similar to my little nephew."

"How old are you?"

"Four years old, kindergarten."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Let's eat your meal!"

Before going to the hospital, Gu Ye first asked Xie Cheng: "Sick, what do you want to eat?"

Xie Cheng said domineeringly: "Of course it is for nourishing the body. I want to eat meat! I want big pieces of meat!"

Gu Ye thoughtfully bought roasted pig's trotters and sauced knuckles for the other party. For a reasonable meal, with meat and vegetables, he also bought a fruit basket.Yu Ze first sent Gu Ye to the gate of the hospital, and told Gu Ye, "Call me when you're done."

Gu Ye agreed, took the opportunity to kiss the other party on the mouth, and got out of the car with a smile.

Xie Cheng drank a bowl of millet porridge and two eggs in the morning.His senior brother meant to eat something lighter to nourish his stomach. Seeing the meat brought by Gu Ye, Xie Cheng sent his second senior brother away, picked up a piece of roasted pig's trotter and ate it.The outer skin of this roasted pig's trotter is roasted and crispy, and the meat inside is soft and rotten, and the mouth is full of fragrance after a bite.Xie Cheng was so moved that he almost cried, "After you left yesterday, my brother let me drink porridge. I drank porridge at night and continued to drink porridge in the morning. I can grow millet even if I fart."

Gu Ye said sympathetically, "Persist for a few more days."

"I can't hold on for a day. I'm not allowed to do this, and I'm not allowed to move that. I want to be discharged from the hospital!"

"You don't want to, you lie down."

"I think!" Xie Chengzheng protested, and the nurse came in, "What are you shouting about? You have to keep quiet in the ward, and you can only leave after the stitches are removed. Hold on for a few more days."

Xie Cheng was told, and asked pitifully, "How many days?"

"At least a week."

Xie Cheng ate the meat aggrieved, and the nurse was speechless, "You eat the same food everywhere, what are you doing when you leave the hospital?" She glanced at Gu Ye, and immediately changed into a gentle smile, and asked with a smile: "Master Gu, can you Sign me up?"

Gu Ye was surprised, "I'm not a star."

The little nurse said excitedly: "You are the same as a star, I am your fan."

Xie Cheng teased her: "How hard do you think about it, why are you obsessed with him?"

The little nurse said solemnly: "He is good-looking! He can also tell divination!"

Xie Cheng was speechless immediately, "You won."

At noon, Xie Cheng ate the big elbow again, and he was alive and kicking as soon as he saw it. Except that his arm was hung by a rope, hanging around his neck and he couldn't move, he wanted to play games with Gu Ye with one hand.

Gu Ye teamed up with him to play three games, and was almost autistic after being beaten, so he stopped playing with him in a fit of anger. Just when the two of them had nothing to do and wanted to play backgammon, they came to Gu Ye.

The two are in their 20s, with good looks, a calm face, and a serious look.The other is in his 40s, with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, squinting eyes, a small nose, and a lustful face.Gu Ye knew the young one, the one Yu Ze often asked him to give things to.

"Third Young Master, the master you want to invite, I have invited you." The young man winked at Gu Ye, and Gu Ye immediately understood what the other party meant, raised his eyebrows, and asked incredulously while playing with his mobile phone : "It's the way you sell charms online and teach people to suppress evil spirits? Can you really suppress ghosts?"

"Yes!" The man looked at Gu Ye's clothes, squinted his small eyes, looked greedily at his delicate face, and said to Gu Ye with a smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely be able to calm down a ghost. Isn’t it a lie to not stop? I will never engage in deceitful business, and I will be punished.”

Xie Cheng felt that his lewd look was too lowly, and asked with disgust: "Have you ever thought that it might be the soul of a good person that suppresses it?"

Xie Chengchang has the appearance of a sunny boy, not a delicate and beautiful face like Gu Ye, the master's attitude immediately became colder, as if he was a master, "That's not my business, I only sell it to you." The predestined person, how the predestined person uses it, and whether he will suffer retribution is his business. The so-called reincarnation of cause and effect has nothing to do with me."

Xie Cheng immediately wanted to jump up and kick him. If you don't sell it, can't you stop it at the source?

Gu Ye lowered his head. Many people had seen his face on the Internet. He was also afraid that the other party would recognize him, so he asked calmly while playing with his mobile phone, "How much do you charge for a spell?"

The master stretched out five fingers, and said solemnly: "Five thousand! But if you buy it, two copies of 5000, hehe, I'll give you one, we are destined."

Xie Cheng's face was blackened by disgust, "Your business is good, sell a lot."

"It's okay." The other party said modestly, but there was a bit of complacency in his small eyes.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "How much is the way to suppress ghosts?"

The other party rubbed his hands, "This can't be easily spread, and it's less than [-]."

Gu Ye smiled and pointed the phone at the other person's face, "Sister Mu, do you hear that? This liar costs [-] yuan to open his mouth, and he has cheated a lot."

It was only at this time that the master realized that what Gu Ye had said to him just now, he turned his head to look at the young man beside him in astonishment, "What do you mean?"

The young man looked at him quietly, but his movements were strong, and he pushed him down with one move, "Third Young Master, what should we do?"

Gu Ye said slowly: "Naturally, I will send it to the police station to check his case history and see how much he sold. I estimate that the amount of fraud is enough for him to spend several years in prison. Let's see if he dares to lie to others in the future. "

"I didn't lie!" The master finally realized that he had been deceived, and struggled to say: "I'm telling the truth! All I sell are conscience products! It's definitely not fake!"

Xie Cheng said with distaste: "You use feudal superstition to deceive people. It doesn't matter who you are using. You only know how to make money. If you don't arrest, who will you arrest? Hurry up and send it away."

Not long after, Mu Jingfei's people arrived, handcuffed the bad master, and dragged him away.

After arresting this person, Gu Ye was relieved a lot, and when he went to find the buddy who went to investigate this person, both of them were speechless.This buddy is still lost on the road, let Xie Cheng pick him up on a scooter.

Xie Chengxin was so tired that he ate and cursed on the phone while annoyed, "Go find the police uncle to send you back, you mentally retarded! You can lose yourself! You are so funny! I gave birth to you in vain!"

Gu Ye raised his forehead, both of them are quite funny.

Xie Cheng didn't need someone to guard him at night. According to the doctor's advice, he asked Gu Ye to go back at night. With Xie Cheng's temperament, if Gu Ye was here, he would never sleep at night and spend as long as he could.And Xie Cheng is not a disease that cannot be moved, it is troublesome if there are too many people.

Gu Ye could only leave the wronged Xie Cheng here, and when he returned home in the evening, as soon as he got home, his young mother threw a golf club at his feet.

Gu Ye bent down to pick it up, and asked dumbfoundedly, "What's wrong?"

Mrs. Gu said angrily: "You also know to come back!"

Gu Ye flattered and coaxed: "What did my brother do? Make you so angry? I'll beat him!"

Mrs. Gu stomped her feet angrily, "He just knows how to play games! Up to now, he hasn't written a single word of homework for summer vacation, and he doesn't go to cram school. When the tutor comes, he coaxes him away. You say he is doing it like a human." Son? Your father has been too busy with meetings recently, and neither of your elder brothers will go home, and he won’t listen to what I say! You won’t come back either! Can you still want this family? "

"Yes! Who said you can't? I'll take care of it!" Gu Ye quickly poured a glass of water for Mrs. Gu, calmed her down, and persuaded her in a good-tempered manner: "It's not bad to play games well, and now e-sports can participate in international competitions , to win is also to win glory for the country.”

Mrs. Gu asked angrily, "Are you full?"

"Yes, I heard that the team will pay wages. Usually, he can make money by hosting a live broadcast."

Mrs. Gu asked sarcastically: "Will he play games when he's in his [-]s or [-]s? Become an Internet celebrity in his [-]s or [-]s to live broadcast? Go to participate in competitions to win glory for the country when he's on crutches? He can be pulled down!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "You're thinking too far."

"Nonsense! People who have no foresight must have near-term worries. Just look at it. Now that you're so addicted, you can't scream." Mrs. Gu said, and yelled twice at the top of her voice: "Gu Yang! Gu Yang!"

There was no movement upstairs, probably because the door of the room was closed, and she didn't hear it at all. Mrs. Gu stomped her feet angrily, snatched the golf club from Gu Ye, and wanted to go up and hit the child.

"Mom! Calm down!" Gu Ye hurried to catch up, snatched the cue back from his mother's hand, and saved his brother's ass, "Mom, I will teach you a way, he will definitely come down." Gu Ye sullenly, He unplugged the network cable solemnly, and then opened the signal jammer, "Do you think he can't get down?"

As soon as these words were said, Gu Yang rushed out of the room and shouted on the stairs: "Mom! Why is there no signal at home?"

Mrs. Gu sneered, and handed the stick to Gu Ye, "Go and train him!

Gu Ye took the "Shangfang Sword", went upstairs with a smile, and carried Gu Yang's ear away, "You disobedient brat! You deserve a beating for making our mother so angry! "

Gu Yang tilted his head and yelled in pain, "Brother! Ear hurts!"

Gu Ye carried him into the room before letting go, "How is the game going?"

Gu Yang smirked, "It's okay."

Gu Ye was so teased that he lost his temper, "Should I invite some people to teach you?"

Gu Yang happily rode the chair like a horse, "Okay!"

"What's the matter!" Gu Ye grabbed his ear again, and asked angrily, "Have you finished your homework?"

"No, didn't you always say before that it's okay if you don't do your homework?"

"You idiot, then you have to divide your time. My mother is holding you so tightly in studying now. You have to do your job well when you play. You have to write a part of it symbolically. You don't write a word of your homework, which makes her angry every day." Irritable, you can't see her now? What if you really get her out of the way?"

Gu Yang covered his red ears and hesitated, "Brother, don't be angry, I will write tomorrow."

Gu Ye had a cold face, "Apologize now! Write it when you come back!"

Gu Yang shrank his neck in fright, and went down to apologize.

Only then did Gu Ye raise the corner of his mouth, and shook his head speechlessly, "Bear boy."

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At this time, in the old house of the Yu family, the elder sister Yu Ze and the third elder sister brought their children back to stay overnight today, and Zhao Pengyu was also brought here to take care of the children.

There is a chubby little boy with exquisite features, bun face, sitting in the hall, with big eyes, sharing what happened in the kindergarten with his cute little milk voice.

This child is one of the twins of Yu Ze's third sister's family. His younger brother, Ling Zihao, is four and a half years old and has just entered kindergarten. It is said that his nephew follows his uncle, but Zhao Pengyu follows his father more, and there is not much shadow of Yu Ze.But this child's eyebrows, eyes and chin followed his mother's, and he really looked a bit like his uncle.The child pursed his lips and said clearly: "Big cousin, I saw Teacher Li again today."

Zhao Pengyu was watching TV, and asked perfunctorily, "What's wrong with Mr. Li?"

Yu Min said helplessly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, his teacher has already died of illness, a very good teacher, just 40 years old, what a pity."

"I'm not talking nonsense. Not only did I see it alone, but Ling Zijun saw it, and other children saw it too, but the other teachers and the principal's mother didn't see it." The child said, watching a person sitting on the sofa on the other side, watching the child quietly. Brother of the album, "Ling Zijun, you saw it, right?"

Ling Zijun didn't even look at him, just read quietly.Ling Zihao pouted, "Brother, did you see that?"

Only then did Ling Zijun raise his head, his demeanor was more like his brother-in-law's, his brows and eyes were cold, and he didn't talk much, "I see."

The child puffed out his chest, "Look! Ling Zijun saw it too, I'm not lying!"

Ling Zihao kept his mouth open every day, he said what he saw, and sometimes his words were unreliable, but Ling Zijun was a person who didn't like to talk, he would not talk nonsense about unreasonable things, he also said that he saw it, and the Yu family was shocked. Zhao Pengyu didn't even watch TV, "Is it true? How do you say it's so creepy?"

Yu Min was also scared, squatting in front of Ling Zihao, pretending to be interested and asked him with a smile: "Then tell mom, what did Teacher Li do?"

Ling Zihao said happily: "Teacher covered me with a quilt!"

Yu Min's expression changed instantly, what his son said seemed to be true, a dead person, how to cover him with a quilt?

Ling Zihao found that someone was finally interested in what he said, so he recounted what happened during the afternoon nap with a small mouth, "When I was sleeping, Teacher Li often covered me with a quilt. When the teacher and the principal mother couldn't see After her, she also covered me with the quilt. When I was sleeping at noon today, I kicked the quilt, and Teacher Li came, and she wanted to coax Duoduo to sleep. Come on, he doesn't sleep."

Seeing his mother's shocked and unbelievable expression, Ling Zihao held his mother's face with his small hands, and said seriously: "Mom, you have to believe me, even if people in the world don't believe me, you still have to believe me , because you are my favorite woman."

The corners of his mother's mouth twitched, and she said angrily, "Don't say that to people casually in the future! Be like a little rascal!"

Ling Zihao was as careful as a little adult, "Mom, I love you~"

Zhao Pengyu looked disgusted, this tone... inexplicably thought of Gu Ye, it's too much!

Now Yu Min feels very uneasy, "It's not true that Teacher Li's ghost has come back, right? I've seen the room where they rested, and the curtains are all to block the light. They are all drawn when they take a nap, and the room is very dark. It is said that children can see things that adults cannot see, and even other children have seen Teacher Li, this..." Yu Min became more and more worried, "Why don't you ask Gu Ye to take a look?"

Ling Zihao asked curiously: "Who is Gu Ye? Can he also see Teacher Li?"

Zhao Pengyu pinched his fleshy cheeks, "Gu Ye is my little aunt, he has yin and yang eyes, and he only sees things that others can't see."

"Who is little aunt?"

"Little aunt is my uncle's wife."

Yu Min glared at Zhao Pengyu, "Don't talk nonsense to the child, he hasn't agreed to come into our house yet."

Zhao Pengyu thought that Gu Ye spent a day with his uncle every week, and sometimes didn't come back at night. Isn't the two of them a sure thing?But I was embarrassed to say this at home, he smiled and said: "Why am I talking nonsense? Gu Ye is my little aunt." At this time, Yu Ze entered the front hall, and the two children heard the movement, their eyes lit up, and they were lying on the bed Looking from the window, Ling Zihao shouted excitedly: "Uncle is back!"

Zhao Pengyu poked Ling Zihao's fleshy flesh, "Ask my uncle if you don't believe me, is Gu Ye my little aunt?"

Yu Ze stepped into the house, and was immediately hugged by his nephew, "Uncle, is Gu Ye my little aunt?"

Yu Ze froze for a moment, then nodded.

The two children looked at the big cousin in admiration, so amazing!You know that too!

Zhao Pengyu spread his hands, look, I am right.

So, the next day, as soon as Ling Zihao arrived at the kindergarten, he told the teacher: "My little aunt can see Teacher Li. If you don't believe me, call him. My little aunt is super powerful and has yang and yang eyes! Thieves are professional!"

Ling Zijun corrected from the side, "Yin and Yang eyes."

Ling Zihao stretched out a finger seriously, and said proudly: "Anyway, he can see Teacher Li. My eldest cousin said that my little aunt has a billion fans."

The new beautiful teacher looked helpless, let alone who his little aunt was, she just felt a chill, and coaxed: "Ms. Li has gone back to her hometown, and she will not come back. You are not allowed to talk about it in the future, and I will not find anyone to come." look."

Ling Zihao shrugged his chubby shoulders, with a helpless expression on his face, "I'm not lying, teacher, you have to believe me, you are one of the women I love the most besides my mother."

teacher:"……"

Ling Zihao took it out of his pocket, gestured carefully, and rolled his eyes with a smile, "I love you~"

"Your mouth will fascinate so many little girls in the future!" The teacher hugged him dumbfounded, liking him very much.

Ling Zihao didn't mention Teacher Li anymore, and lay down obediently during his afternoon nap, but Duoduo sat up when he was sleeping on his head, "Teacher, why isn't Teacher Li coming? I can't sleep."

As soon as Duoduo spoke, a dozen or so small heads suddenly turned up, and everyone asked, "Isn't Teacher Li coming at noon today?"

"Ms. Li promised to tell me a story."

"Ah! Teacher Li is here!"

The new teacher was young and had just graduated from university. She was so frightened by the childish words of these children that her little face turned pale. Then she saw that the children were all looking in the same direction. She looked there and vaguely saw A figure burst into tears immediately.

At this time, the other two teachers in the class also came back. The little teacher ran out of the room in a hurry, crying and told what happened just now. The two teachers were also taken aback, "It can't really be Is Teacher Li back?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's broad daylight."

"However, it's not a child who said that. Let's report it to the principal. Why don't we check the monitoring? These children, we can't afford to pay for any accidents!"

This kindergarten is an international kindergarten. It occupies an area of ​​more than 5 square meters in the center of the Imperial City, where every inch of land is precious. There are only 20 children in a class, and three teachers are standard.There are more than a dozen extracurricular activities, and the main teaching languages ​​are English, Chinese, Korean, and Spanish. There are also many foreign children. The annual tuition fee is about [-], and those who can afford it are the second generation.Hurt the children, they are ordinary teachers, and they really can't afford it.

After talking to the headmaster about the situation, the headmaster asked someone to adjust the monitoring of this class. I didn't think about it before, and I didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Now how I look at it, I think it's weird.Ling Zihao kicked the quilt, and then the quilt was covered back by itself. The quilt looked like someone had pulled it back.

Parents can see the child's situation in real time through the monitoring on the mobile phone. Yu Min, who has been observing his son, has changed his face when he sees this, so he immediately called the kindergarten. This matter must be investigated, otherwise the child will not be able to continue Go, it's too weird.

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Gu Ye just woke up in the afternoon when he received such a call, "Is this Ms. Gu Ye Gu?"

Gu Ye looked confused, "It's Gu Ye, but it's not a woman."

"I'm sorry!" The other party quickly apologized, and asked apologetically, "Excuse me, do you know Ling Zijun and Ling Zihao's little aunts?"

Gu Ye looked blank, "I don't know, I haven't heard of it."

The other party said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I may have made a mistake and interrupted."

"Oh, it doesn't matter." Gu Ye was also a little puzzled, the same phone number with the same name?Is there such a coincidence?

Not long after, Yu Ze called him, "Baby, are you free this afternoon?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I'm free, I have nothing to do in the afternoon."

Yu Ze said with a headache: "You go to Aiwo International Kindergarten and pick up Ling Zijun and Ling Zihao from Class 1, there seems to be a teacher who passed away in their class, and their soul doesn't leave. They introduced you grandly, and they don't know what happened. , They kept calling me, crying that I was a liar." Yu Ze was about to collapse, "You tell them to shut up."

Gu Ye twitched the corner of his mouth expressionlessly, "They are... your nephew?"

Yu Ze was tired, "My third sister's."

Gu Ye raised his forehead, he knew why the two children were crying.