I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

"Sawadika, you little meat!" Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry and slapped the greeting talisman on the little ghost's belly, "You can't write Chinese characters, can you understand me?"

The little fat man nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Let's just say, if you don't understand, you can't follow Tang Jingyi's instructions." Gu Ye sat down and looked at the little fat man sitting on the table, "You can't leave, you can only stay in Huaxia, you want to find a destined person , or do you want to follow me?"

The little fat man grabbed Gu Ye's clothes in a second, and proved with practical actions that he had chosen it.

Gu Ye smiled, "Okay, that's the only way to go, but I don't have people here who just eat and don't work, you have to find something for yourself to do, let's see for yourself, what can you do?"

The little fat man looked at the red bean who was cleaning, then at Lingling who helped Gu Ye draw a spell, and then at the evil spirit who got into the body of a little lion and tried to wipe the floor clean. After thinking about it, take Picking up the charm drawn by Lingling, he took it and held it up with both hands together, and raised it above his head, "balabalabala..." I don't know what this ghost child was muttering, but the spiritless charm was gradually blessed with good luck, Gu Ye was surprised He raised his eyebrows, this little chubby boy can do it.

Gui Mantong showed Gu Ye the magic talisman, proving that he can really attract wealth, protect people, and bring good luck to people. Poor Gu Ye probably wanted to ask, can he keep it?

"Very good!" Gu Ye happily absorbed a little bit of ghost energy on his fingers, and touched the little fat boy's big head, "Jin Xiaopang, from now on, you can pray for ten lucky charms every day, is that okay?"

Jin Xiaopang nodded obediently, and held up another talisman, "balabalabala..."

Gu Ye poked Lingling, "Girl, Dad gave you a task to teach him how to speak. Dad really can't understand him like this."

Tang Jingyi raised Jin Xiaopang and probably didn't need to listen to what he expressed, as long as he was obedient, but Gu Ye couldn't raise him like this, he couldn't communicate, it was too inhuman.

Lingling puffed her cheeks and reluctantly agreed. Gu Ye touched her head and praised her with a smile. Then she went online and posted a Weibo after a long absence: five hundred lucky charms, Ten tickets a day, and all the proceeds will be donated to welfare organizations. If you want one, you will line up every morning, and only the top ten will be taken. If you want it today, you can leave a message in the comment area.

Netizens were speechless: Master Gu, are you serious?

What can a lucky charm of five hundred pieces do?

Lucky charm?The lucky one?

I want!Sign up!

Fuck!Someone really bought it and burned it with money?

Dude, don't be stupid, Gu Ye is quite accurate in fortune-telling, I have never seen him draw amulets, the so-called specialization in art, how awesome is he, and what else can he do?

Gu Ye sent an emoji with Erlang's legs up: Waiting online.jpg

Many fans were stunned: Forget it, he is good-looking, he is right as he says!

I'm about to change jobs, and I'm going to take this talisman to the interview, what if I get lucky?I want I want!

I want one too, produced by Master Gu, I will believe it when I see his face!

……

Ten lucky charms were booked out quickly. Gu Ye selected the first ten messages, and Aite made a list, asking them to send money and leave their addresses in private messages, and then told Sister Hongdou: "Choose ten lucky charms and put them in your purse. Send it out tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he went to bed.

The next morning, there was already a large sheet of spells on the table in the study, the little fat man had returned to his golden body, Lingling was also lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a posture, and closed his eyes.

Gu Ye was speechless, "They didn't sleep all night last night?"

Hongdou suppressed a smile, "The two of them didn't know what they were competing with last night. One spent the night painting, and the other prayed all night."

Gu Ye looked at the workload on this table, and laughed out loud, "I guess I won't be able to wake up in three days, it's too exhausting, these two silly children."

When Gu Ye sold lucky charms on the Internet, it also spread to the school. As soon as Gu Ye arrived in class, many students surrounded him, "Gu Ye, is that charm real? Give me one!"

Gu Ye smiled slightly, "We don't sell at school, our task is to study hard!"

"Where is it sold? Is it for sale? Quickly get me a card, I will draw a card and become a non-chief!"

"Oh! Playing games is not important! There is a basketball game after class in the afternoon, Gu Ye, will you go this time?"

Gu Ye refused without hesitation, "I can't go."

Zhao Pengyu rushed over and grabbed Gu Ye's neck, "Go, go!"

Gu Ye rolled his eyes in disgust, "Let go of your claws!"

"Yo? This watch looks like my brother-in-law's." Zhao Pengyu's attention was drawn away by something on Gu Ye's wrist, "Take it off and let me have a look!"

Gu Ye covered it, "Don't show it!"

"Give me a look!" The two were arguing, a classmate came over and asked with a smirk: "Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?"

The news he was holding was the one Mrs. Gu screenshotted for Gu Ye to read. Although it only took a side view of Gu Ye, it could be seen that Gu Ye was right.

The classmate next to him happily slapped the table, "Hahahaha, this sneak shot is sick, how can it be possible for two men?"

Gu Ye smiled slightly, noncommittal.

Another classmate looked at Gu Ye, and suddenly said seriously: "Well, even though I'm a man, I want to marry you too!"

Before Gu Ye could speak, the classmates next to him beat him up, "Get out! Climb!"

"Get lost! You will be strangled to death by a group of girls!"

Gu Ye Fu forehead, why so noisy?

Zhao Pengyu also shook his head, "Impossible, with his emotional intelligence and expressionless face, he may be single for the rest of his life. Taking a step back, he is out of singles, and if he finds a man, it is impossible for him to find someone with your personality. "

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Zhao Pengyu looked confident, "When he is unhappy, he talks to death, and when you are unhappy, your mouth is poisonous. It is a miracle that the two of you are facing each other. It is a miracle to be friends. Tell me, what are you two doing secretly? made a bid?"

Gu Ye looked serious, "I want to marry your uncle back home."

Zhao Pengyu was stunned for a moment, then sneered, "How is it possible? You are dreaming!"

Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly boy!

After class, Zhao Pengyu felt that something was wrong, and he felt a little drummed in his heart. He sent a message to Xia Xiang: Gu Ye won't really like my uncle, right? You know, he doesn't care about anything, he is still a good-looking dog.You said whether he was serious or joking just now, sometimes I can't figure out what he is thinking when he speaks.

Xia Xiang: I don't know.

Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Ze: Today, a man confessed to Gu Ye in public and said he wanted to marry Gu Ye.

Yu Ze: Yes.

Zhao Pengyu felt relieved in an instant, and showed Xia Xiang: my uncle is very calm, they are fine, they scared me to death, I thought Gu Ye really liked my uncle!Then he must be broken in love!

The corner of Xia Xiang's mouth twitched, he didn't know what to say, he said it himself, Gu Ye is a dog, who can compare with Yu Ze's face?Mr. Yu has confidence, okay?Besides, if Gu Ye is unrequitedly in love, why don't you try your uncle!Zhao Pengyu's thick nerves like steel bars are really bad.

However, a few simple conversations made the students realize that Zhao Pengyu was actually Yu Ze's nephew.This kind of news was originally regarded as a joke by the students, but now they all regard Zhao Pengyu as a target, and rushed to him after class: "Are you really Yu Ze's nephew? Oh my god, how old are you two?"

"Your uncle is amazing. Our profession regards him as an idol, a business genius, can I ask for an autograph?"

"Please sign! Sign this book, you will go home on New Year's Day? Please, please!"

Zhao Pengyu looked terrified, and he didn't dare to take over. He was sure that if he asked his brother-in-law to sign it, he would really be disgusted and be educated.

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang left him very disrespectfully, and left.

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After school, Gu Ye rode his bicycle back home, sent the courier first, and donated the money to the orphanage. The screenshot of the donation time was also posted on the Internet. Gu Ye didn't earn a penny from them.

Netizens are all looking forward to it: wait for the results of use!

After selling for three days in a row, Gu Ye didn't want to go to bed so late in the middle of the night, and handed over the task to Lingling, "Girl, do you still remember how I taught you how to use a computer? Every night at midnight, you post Weibo, Choose."

Lingling nodded obediently, "I promise to complete the task!"

Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose, pulled Jin Xiaopang off his back, turned around and told Sister Hongdou, "Keep an eye on her, you can teach her if she doesn't know how to do it."

In the middle of the night, Lingling's little finger poked and typed. Although the speed was very slow, she still performed the task perfectly. Hongdou saw that her movements were interesting, so she recorded them and sent them to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye only saw it when he was eating in the morning, and laughed while watching, "Sister Hongdou, where did you get your cell phone?"

Sister Hongdou smiled softly, "I can also use the mobile phone that Lingling made for me, which is used by the ghost world."

Gu Ye praised: "Treat this girl well, let her make you a sedan chair another day, and then make a few ghost servants, and go out for a stroll when you are bored."

Hongdou said gently, "Okay."

Gu Ye smirked and uploaded the video online: Congratulations to the winners!I'll send it to you in the evening!

Netizen: Ahhhhh! !Dad was scared to death!This puppet moves!Can move!Can move!

Why do you move?Is it electric?It must be electric, right? Not that kind, right?

This doll is the one Gu Ye bought for 18!Fuck!Bought from a skin doll shop!

I have a bad idea and don't know if I should say it?

Please don't say it!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was so excited last night I couldn't sleep, I thought my little husband talked to me!

The sunny doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it must be a cloudy doll!

……

There are alternative aesthetics in this wailing sound, hahahaha, so cute~~ Such a beautiful doll!

It's so beautiful!It can still move, I really want to raise it!

I want the cloudy doll of the same style, where did I buy it, please Amway!

There are even those who want to do some business with Gu Ye: Master Gu, do you want to change your daughter's clothes?We support customization here~

Gu Ye: I want a set of red Hanfu.I want three sets of modern ones, she likes cute ones.Another princess dress.

Opponent: Do you need to change your makeup?Send us your head, we can do makeup~

When Gu Ye heard that he took off his daughter's head and sent it to the other party, he felt a chill in his heart: No, my daughter is naturally beautiful!

Netizens are confused: What does it mean that she likes it?did she tell you

Don't ask, this is a ghost doll!It came from a human skin doll shop, and it was raised by Master Gu!

Fuck!So scary!

The clothes in this store are so expensive!Rich people can afford it.

Surprisingly innocent and cute, she is still struggling with money issues at this time!

……

Early in the morning, Gu Ye intentionally dropped such a horrifying topic and blew up his fan circle. Not only did the fans discuss it enthusiastically for a whole day, but he even gained a wave of followers. At night, the topic turned around. Because someone who bought a lucky charm is really lucky!

One is a good company that has not been interviewed for several times, and this interview was accepted!

Another bought a lottery ticket and was lucky enough to win 2000 yuan!

One is to play games with European enthusiasm, and the African chieftain finally stood up with his chest upright, and drew six S cards a day!The young lady knelt down and begged for marriage on Gu Ye's Weibo, and no one could hold back her excitement.

These three were the first to be received. When they talked about the effect, many people were moved. For a while, there were countless messages, wanting them all.

Gu Ye lay on the sofa at night and swiped Weibo. After seeing the message, he replied: ten cards a day, not more.I'm in a good mood today, let's count~

As soon as he talked about divination, Gu Ye's private message was exposed. There was an ID called "I don't want to be a loli" that kept flashing. Gu Ye saw that her name was interesting, so he opened it.

Gu Ye: Hello, what do you want to do?Future or money?

I don't want to be a loli: Little brother, I want to do the math, how long can I be popular?

Gu Ye: Show me your face.

Soon, the other party sent a photo, a clear and uncensored frontal photo, which seemed to be taken during the live broadcast.

Gu Ye frowned: Your makeup is too thick, and you even used a filter, is it still p?I can't see you like this.

Soon, the other party sent over a photo of the face of a fat aunt with a red and round face on the plateau: "Little brother, I don't count myself anymore. You do the math for my aunt. If she becomes an internet celebrity, can she be popular?"

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched: the external brilliance is like white paper, although it has not been published for a year.

I don't want to be a loli: Little brother, what do you mean?

As soon as Gu Ye saw the word "little brother", he felt a chill all over his body: it means that even if he is prosperous, it will not exceed one year.

I don't want to be a loli: she just makes some money and doesn't hurt anyone.

Gu Ye has already seen that this aunt just doesn't want to be a loli herself, so he is speechless: This is already deceiving fans' feelings, and there will be retribution.

I don't want to be a lolita and don't take it seriously: there is no man in the Internet celebrity circle who wears women's clothing. Do you know the one called "Master is so beautiful"?He got no retribution.

Gu Ye really went to search it, and came back and replied that he didn't want to be a lolita: she looks good-looking, with exquisite eyebrows and eyes, isn't it good for a little handsome boy to cross-dress?They didn't say that they were women, so it's not a lie.

I don't want to be a loli, probably because I was hurt by these words, and I said back to Gu Ye: You are not sure!Then I went offline without saying money.Gu Ye was speechless, this person is not authentic.

Lingling bouncingly jumped onto the sofa, sat next to Gu Ye, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in the other, and stuffed a mouthful of cantaloupe into Gu Ye's mouth. Gu Ye taught the child while eating, "Girl, It is a matter of course that you have to give people money to buy things, and it is not advisable to ask someone to tell a fortune without giving money."

Lingling fed Gu Ye again, tilted her head and asked doubtfully, "Why?"

Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully: "If you owe anything, you can't owe money. If you know the secret but don't give the corresponding reward, how can God let you go? Be cool, be cool."

Sure enough, as Gu Ye expected, on the third day, the aunt came back crying to find Gu Ye: Master Gu, save me!

Gu Ye:? ? ?

I don’t want to be a lolita: The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke down during the live broadcast. My aunt helped me live broadcast, they thought it was me, and my fans all left!what do I do?I want to buy a hundred fortune charms, can I get them all back?

Gu Ye: Auntie, there is nothing left to worry about, so please yourself.

At this time, the news on the Internet has exploded, and the name "I don't want to be a loli" has been out of the circle. We all know that most of the Internet celebrity circles are fake beauties. Created countless male gods and goddesses.But if you don't lose your horse, everyone will pretend to be confused. After all, life is so stressful now, and watching the live broadcast is just for fun. The "real body" of "I don't want to be a loli" is completely beyond the bottom line of everyone's heart. Even if your skin is rough, your face is dark, you have flesh, and your face is full of pockmarks?You are at least a sister!You are 50 years old, you pretend to be a lolita and call someone a little brother every day, who can bear it?

"I don't want to be a loli" fans are falling like snow, she has been looking for Gu Ye several times, but Gu Ye didn't reply, "I don't want to be a loli" can only withdraw from the circle with infamy.Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans and ordered her to return the fans' rewards, losing her reputation and money.

The Internet is so lively that even the students in the class are discussing this matter. The students in this class have family backgrounds, and there are really people who like "I don't want to be a loli" and gave her a reward. After the accident, I was depressed for a day and a half , Then bravely stood up, angrily deleted the live broadcast platform app, and went to research to make money.

What this buddy means is to open a live broadcast platform by yourself, so that all the Internet celebrities who sign the contract can come to sign the contract without makeup, and you can flirt with whoever you like, and you will never worry about being cheated!

Gu Ye can only say: You are worthy of being the queen of businessmen!

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At ten o'clock in the evening, Yu Ze: No.80 clocked in six days late.

Gu Ye: Pull the quilt and cover it.jpg

Yu Ze: I heard a rumor that I like you, I want to clarify.

Gu Ye was so tired that he wrapped up the quilt tightly, here he comes again!

Yu Ze: This is not a rumor, it is true.

Gu Ye was about to be teased into tears, and replied dumbfounded: "Okay, okay!"I know, really!

Yu Ze: You still confiscated the [-] cents in the afternoon.

Gu Yefu's forehead: I'm sorry, it's too little, and it's not enough for traffic fee.

Yu Ze: Transfer to 1314

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he simply sat up: I'll accept it, can you calm down tonight?

Yu Ze: Yes.

After Gu Ye clicked to accept, he rang the bell in a panic.

Not long after, a pitch-black ghost stood outside the window. Gu Ye crossed his legs and asked desperately, "Brother Ghost General, can you tell me where he saw so many messy things?"

The ghost general sat silently on the windowsill, not saying anything.

"Well, I know from your attitude, it seems that you really read it from somewhere." Gu Ye said tiredly to Yu Ze: Don't come to me on Sunday, I will go to you.

Yu Ze:?

Gu Ye: Check what magical things are in your home!

Yu Ze: Cha Gang?

Gu Ye said angrily: "You can say whatever you want."

Yu Ze asked seriously: "Does the company want to investigate? I'll tell you in advance."

"No need, don't say anything! Please keep your mouth shut, thank you!"

I don't know why Gu Ye was so excited, Yu Ze was silent for a while, but replied with a good temper: "Okay."

The next morning, Gu Ye received another transfer.

Yu Ze: Transfer to 520

Gu Ye supported his forehead, and couldn't help being angry, rich people really can't afford to mess with them!1314 at night, 520 in the morning!

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School canteen.

"Have you heard that the aunt who cooks delicious food is leaving. It is said that her daughter-in-law is about to give birth, and she is going back to take care of the confinement child. The second canteen is going to have a new chef."

"We must come to someone who cooks delicious food! This aunt has a good temper, and the meat is super delicious. Do we have to eat grass when she leaves?"

"The school should wait for a new cook to arrive before letting her go. I hope the new cook will be someone who can cook meat dishes."

"Treasure the last few days! Eat two servings of braised pork ribs for lunch today!"

Zhao Pengyu heard the gossip of the classmates around him, poked Gu Ye's shoulder, and asked in a low voice: "Quickly figure it out, what kind of cook will be here after this aunt leaves?"

Gu Ye: "...Where does this count? The other party hasn't come yet."

Zhao Pengyu continued to poke cheaply, "Master Gu, use your super power to calculate."

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You need to be beaten."

The aunt the students mentioned was chubby, with a festive face, and she looked good-tempered. Seeing that Gu Ye was in a good mood, she filled him with a few more ribs, "The little champion is so thin, eat more, is it enough?" ah?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "That's enough, thank you, Auntie, congratulations, you are blessed with a precious little daughter."

Auntie happily added two more yuan to Gu Ye, "Hahaha, I'm looking forward to having a well-behaved little granddaughter when the little champion talks."

Zhao Pengyu was beside Gu Ye, and said with a smile: "Auntie, he is very accurate in his words, he can count, and he is famous on the Internet. A divination is at least a thousand. Celebrities ask him to fortunetelling."

"Really? Oh! Thank you for your good words!" The aunt happily gave Gu Ye another spoonful of ribs, which was more than the double portion. Gu Ye said embarrassedly: "Auntie is enough, I I can't eat it."

Zhao Pengyu was excited, "I ate it, I ate it!"

Auntie gave Zhao Pengyu a few more yuan in a good temper, "I'll give you a big spoonful too!"

Zhao Pengyu followed Gu Ye happily, bubbling beautifully.

Gu Ye was speechless. He said that his nephew followed his uncle, but Zhao Pengyu didn't follow Yu Cho at all. Could it be that other nephews followed his uncle?Gu Ye shook his head after thinking about it. Yu chose several nephews. If he followed him, the Yu family's Chinese New Year would definitely be a disaster movie!

"We're going to hold a tug-of-war competition on Sunday, you go." During the meal, Zhao Pengyu started to fool Gu Ye again.

Gu Ye asked slowly: "What are you going to do?"

"Come on."

"It doesn't matter if I go or not."

"It's useful. As soon as you go, there will be more girls. The sound of cheering is loud, and the boys' hormones will go up!"

Gu Ye complained: "Did you get on Shenzhou NO.18? So fast?"

Zhao Pengyu was disappointed, "Aren't you going? You can't not participate in any activities."

Gu Ye smiled, "I have something to do."

"Save the world?"

Gu Ye squinted his eyes, with a smile on his face, but bit off a bite of flesh fiercely, "I want to save a successful person's integrity and bottom line! If you don't care about it, he will go to heaven!"

While the two were talking, Gu Ye made a sudden movement, his face became serious in an instant, and he looked back at the food window carefully.Standing beside the aunt was a fat middle-aged uncle who seemed to be her successor.

Zhao Pengyu noticed that Gu Ye's expression was not right, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Gu Ye frowned, "I seem to smell blood, and... a rancid smell."